If things get bad, I just talk to the voices in my head. They never yell at me.
In regards to a girlfriend, I don't have one. I used to, but my ex dumped me the day after Christmas (two days before our anniversary). I'm pretty picky, though. Most of the girls here on campus aren't my type; many seem like if they don't get their daily regimen of attention from men, their heads will explode. People that desperate for attention kind of repel me. As for my parents, they are usually too busy squabbling amongst themselves to care about my problems, not to mention Mom's mind is kind of going south (MS is a terrible disease, and nobody should have to suffer through it).
Despite me striking the first sentence, I usually do just deal with problems myself. As weird (and mildly insane) as it sounds, I DO have two voices in my head. One is usually me whining about some problem that I've encountered, and the other is me hitting that guy and saying "stop whining and figure it out," and then goes on to say something cool and insightful that leads me to an answer.