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BeachBoy · Apr 16, 2008

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G'day Pokécommunity, Beachy here!

Chya, so due to the recent addition of the Battle Logs Sub-forum, I decided to go fishing through my laptop to find some interesting battles to display to the PC public. Think I found a good one, so here goes...

About two weeks ago, I was yet again surfing around the forums. Also at the time taking a leave from shoddy, as battling became too much of an addiction. Though one late night... Kagami, otherwise known as Alex, stopped by my fan club and wondered wether I was up for a "BeachBrawl" over on shoddy. Which was quite surprising since in my Pokécommunity lifetime I had never seen him in the Pokémon Strategies & Movesets forum before. Accepting his request we both headed on shoddy to ~~BEACHBRAWL!!11!~~ battle.

I was eager to get in the swing of battling again, and my competitive fire began to fuel. Not only that, I had absolutely no clue how experienced Alex was. As far as I've seen, he's never in S&M, never heard him talk about competitive play, and somewhat rare to even see him outside of member fanclubs and misc. sections. So basically, assuming he isn't around S&M much, my fire raged with overwhelming confidence for the match. Which, for me, can usually be my worst enemy. XD

Before we get the ball rolling, I think it would be nice to know the team ahead of time to get you a better sense into my mind and play during the battle.

BeachBoy's Team
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As most of you know I'm an offensive kinda guy, full out berserker. So no surprise that this team settles with little walling and heavy powerhouse offense, pretty easy to see that just looking at this line up. ;D

Also, Kagami's team shall be secret here. So really, your viewing the battle just like me.

Ladder system rules apply in this battle, here's the quick run down.

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Evasion Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sleep Clause
Species Clause
Timed Battle (tick tock, the clock's runnin')

Also, I know how Blueberry has urged us to be creative with our logs, so I will try my best. I don't think I can do very well in that aspect of changing the log so much. But hey, I'm givin' it a whirl as one of my favorite things to do on forums is battle log posting. I'm glad this was established... I put some effort into this, so hope you all enjoy it. ;D

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Kagami sent out Gyarados!
BeachBoy sent out Gyarados!
Equally matched, both monsters fiercely rush their ability of force, intimidate, down upon each other.

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Okay, the match has begun, first off, it's even. Dos on Dos, meaning Kagami must have some skill in him to use one of the more effective leads in today's metagame. Mmmm, I don't like the chances of stone edges, and he may switch himself. So I'll go to swampert as gyarados can't touch him, and if he dragon dances, my mud puppy can rawr the beast. Plus, my team is relient on getting rocks in early, and especially in this match as I know he has a gyarados.
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BeachBoy switched in Swampert.
Gyarados used Stone Edge. (not very effective.)
Swampert lost 7% of its health.
A part of an apple heals Swampert a tad.
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Swampert .// 99%
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As expected, he sheers out the stones. Swampert, my only true wall, wasn't damaged much... So pert should easily get rocks in, Kagami will probably switch if he has skill, as he's at a disadvantage here. Knowing the switch is coming, rocks have the perfect set up, and so gyarados won't like his next entry against me.
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Kagami switched in Skarmory.
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
Dark stones cover around Kagumi's team.
Pert's apple heals it perfectly.

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Perfect! Have the rocks up and cover some security for his leviathan later on. Pert against Skarmory, usually hydro pump swamperts can 2HKO skarmory. Though my swampert is different. I have Ice beam & Earthquake for the best type coverage in the game. So can't harm skarmory much. Mine as well switch out... ice beam won't harm it, and earthquake would erupt an LOL party. I think I'll bring in Salamence as skarmory could be a stealth rock version, rare yes, though mine as well get mence in for superior destruction. >D
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BeachBoy switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate burns into Skarmory.
Skarmory used Spikes,
Spikes flew to the ground surrounding Salamence and the blue crew.
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Skarmory .// - 1 attack
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Well not stealth rock version of course, but I like that it's only a spiker. Half my team is immune to ground, so spikes don't cause much of a problem. I still don't know him well enough yet, so I'll contain myself and go full force meteor berserk on him. Still take a nice size out of skarm. And if he decides to switch I'll still leave some type of dent. Specsmence is a beast, so time to let it rip.
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Salamence used Draco Meteor. (not very effective.)
Skarmory lost 73% of its health.
Salamence's special attack was harshly lowered.
Skarmory used Whirlwind.
BeachBoy switched in Swampert.
Spikes scar into swampert exterior bites it's health away.
A leftover apple restores Skarm and Pert a little bit.
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Skarmory .// 33% .// - 1 attack
Swampert .// 94% .//
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Well instead, he whirled me away. Gah, I should've fire blast'd that metal bird to bits, but when you see a gyarados and skarmory don't ever be surprised a heatran is close by. Oh well, pert - skarm matchup once again. Last time I switched to mence, so maybe he'll switch to something to deal with it like a garchomp. Mmmm, I'll stay safe and ice beam. I'm still unsure of his tactics at this point.
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Skarmory fueled itself back to health with Roost.
Swampert used Ice Beam. (not very effective.)
Skarmory lost 13% of its health.
Both of their granysmith apples play a role in healing them.
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Skarmory .// 70% .// - 1 attack
Swampert .// 100%
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Well, at least it gave skarm a small amount of damage. Though roost didn't help. This turn didn't help me.... Time to get this metal bird outta here and scout his team. >]
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Skarmory used Spikes.
Spikes continue to layer swampert's side of the field.
Swampert used BGAAAHHHHHH (rawr) (roar)
Kagami switched in Jolteon.
Teeth like stones bite into Jolteon.
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Skarmory .// 64%
Jolteon .// 88%
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A jolteon ay? Dayum. Well jolteon spells hidden power grass all over it. Though... I still don't know Alex's play level yet. Losing swampert here wouldn't really hurt either, as I need to get these heavy hitters in here already. This stalling is bugging me deeply. Let's see some offense! >D Hmmmm.... he could predict I'm switching in fear of HP[grass] and then substitute. Mmmm, I'll earthquake this time. See where the dice rolls.
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Jolteon used Baton Pass.
Kagami switched in Skarmory.
Dark stones rip into Skarmory.
Swampert used Earthquake.
Skarmory laughs at the unaffected quake.
An apple refreshes Skarmory a small amount.
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Skarmory .// 76%
Jolteon .// 88%
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Another tough turn. Instead of a sub or hidden power grass, he baton passes. He probably was trying to scout me by predicting I would switch. Nice move. Also skarm is back and again I can't touch him. That bird is too annoying. He'll lay those spikes down a final time... So I should continue to phaze him and scout what other pokemon he has.
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Skarmory used Spikes.
A final layer of spikes scattered the field.
Swampert used RAWR!
Kagami switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's presence glares into Swampert.
Black oynx rocks shred through his leviathan.
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Skarmory .// 64%
Gyarados .// 75%
Swampert .// 100% .// -1 attack
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Okay just fine. Mmmm yeah, I'll take a unwanted fourth of health everytime I enter with lucario, heatran and swampert from here on out. Good thing that stones came to huant Gyarados, though it unfortuantely doesn't let me know anymore members of his team. I only have seen his Gyarados, Jolteon, and Skarmory. What else is he holding in the wings..... Swampert has, more then enough, filled his roll in this battle. Mine as well keep at it with him until he goes. I need an easy switch in, freeze hax could be nice as well. ;P
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Kagami switched in Skarmory.
Black cold stones fly though Skarmory.
Swampert used Ice Beam.
Skarmory lost 26% of its health.
Leftovers come in favor for Skarmory.
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Skarmory .// 32%
Swampert .// 100% .// -1 attack
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Ice beam did well actually. Now skarmory is little in health, which is an excellent chance to get some heavy dose of offense hitter in.... or he could expect that and whirlwind. Argh, what the heck is he going to do! I'll roar... if he roosts he'll get a nice kudo but at least I can get in more scouting. Sheesh this is rare, I'm usually shreding people at this point... With all this offense I'm surprised I have yet to touch that score board.
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Skarmory lays down for a minute to recover with Roost.
Swampert used RAWR!
Kagami switched in Lucario.
Scard rocks barely bite into Lucario.
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Lucario .// 97%
Skarmory .// 82%
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Mmmmmm, a lucario and a healthy skarmory. Lucario is so unpredictable first time out of the gate. Could be specsluke, could be SDluke, could be Mixluke (hehe) for all I know. He has a gyarados already for a physical threat, and jolteon as somewhat of a special. Makes more sense if this was Specsluke then... Mmmm he could attack, hurt me some and I could get some nice damage in. I'll earthquake to see how things go. Though he does have skarmory.... But I can't Ice beam, it would hurt luke less. Argh fine, quake the fool!
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Kagami switched in Skarmory.
Sharp stones dug into Skarmory.
Swampert used Earthquake. (doesn't affect Skarmory)
Leftovers kick in for the bird.
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Skarmory .// 76%
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*headdesk* Gah, it's just not my day. Well outpredicted me there again. Well this swampert vs. skarmory match up doesn't boat well for me, so I mine as well switch to a powerhouse to get the ball rolling in my favor.
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BeachBoy switched in Salamence.
The dragons sheer image makes Skarmory scream. (like a chicken)
Skarmory used Whirlwind.
BeachBoy switched in Gengar.
Skarmory's leftovers refresh some health.
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Skarmory .// 82% .// -1 attack
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Exactly the reason half of this team is immune to ground, spikes. I'm okay with the wind to gengar instead. Though again things get a bit hectic here in my head. The scenarios run throughout it like wild fire. Of course my gengar has thunderbolt, but it also has choice scarf, and what pokemon did we see earlier in this match? Jolteon. If I lock on jolteon I give Kagami not only a free turn, but an excellent chance to start some trouble if it carries Hidden power grass. So I'll hypnosis to not worry about jolteon...
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Gengar used Hypnosis.
Skarmory fell asleep! Zzzzzz
Leftovers help out skarmory some.
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Skarmory .// 88% .// -1 attack .// sleep status
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Stayed in, garh.... Well skarm is asleep, so now time to switch in some firepower to get things rolling in my favor.
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Kagami switched in Blissey. :O
Piercing rocks run into Blissey.
BeachBoy switched in Salamence.
The deep red wings make the pink blob huddle in fear.
A leftover apple replenishes Blissey.
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Blissey .// 94% .// -1 attack
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This is where I wish I switched to lucario, mmm that would have been great. Anyway, Specsmence isn't a threat with that pink blob around, and I just changed from Mixmence to Specsmence too. =/ Blissey could stealth rock, ice beam, possibly thunderwave Mence. Swampert will take those just fine. So here comes mud puppy!
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BeachBoy switched in Swampert.
Spikes flew onto the mud beast inflicting pain.
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Swampert's and Blissey's lunch restores their health.
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Swampert .// 81%
Blissey .// 100% .// -1 attack
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So he heals the team, simple enough. Now Skarmory is free of sleep status he'll want to make it a Skarm/Pert match up once more. Aha, not this time bro! I could switch to heatran or rawr. I like scouting over Tran who would be walled by blissey anyways, so rawr it is!
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Kagami switched in Skarmory.
Pointy rocks flew into the metal chicken.
Swampert used RAWR!
Kagami switched in Infernape.
Pointed stones curve into Infernape.
Leftover's boost pert's health a bit.
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Skarmory .// 76%
Swampert .// 87%
Infernape .// 88%
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Exactly expected. Though Infernape, yet another versatile wall breaker, isn't very welcome with swampert. So far he seems to be thinking one step ahead, so I'll stay in and watch the nasty plot, earthquaking nape to a early exit.
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Infernape used Close Combat.
Swampert lost 42% of its health.
Infernape's defence was lowered.
Infernape's special defence was lowered.
Infernape's life orb enters in pain for Infernape.
Swampert used Earthquake. (super effective.)
Infernape lost 78% of its health.
Kagami's Infernape fainted.
Leftover's rescue swampert's mediocre health.
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Swampert .// 51%
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(6-5) - BeachBoy

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Well didn't Nasty Plot, but instead close combat'd. Finally touch the score board, and hopefully stay on the blue side the rest of the way. Now that he can switch anyone in, I expect skarmory to hit the scene, he obviously like the match up of Pert vs. Skarm, which in turn, I dislike. >.>
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Kagami switched in Skarmory.
Stones swirled into skarmory's armor.
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Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 32% of its health.
Swampert used Ice Beam. (not very effective.)
Skarmory lost 14% of its health.
Leftovers heal Skarmory & Swampert.
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Skarmory .// 92%
Swampert .// 57%
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Yup, brought the metal chicken back. I ice beamd in hopes of a switch as he may have thought I would switch. Unfortunately he outpredicts me once more and skarmory is fully healthy. =/ He's fully healthy, has all spikes down, is against a physical wall by the name of Swampert.... So he'll whirlwind of course. MMmmmm, I'll roar & see who gets it.
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Skarmory used Whirlwind.
BeachBoy switched in Gengar.
Leftovers help out skarmory.
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Skarmory .// 98%---

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He gets the phaze, but I don't mind finally getting swampert out of that annoying match up. Gar's back, again, shouldn't thunderbolt... Jolteon will probably make the appearence here... So a good time to give it sleep.
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Gengar used Hypnosis.
Gengar's attack missed!
Skarmory used Drill Peck.
Gengar lost 47% of its health.
Leftovers refresh skarmory's health fully.
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Gengar .// 53%
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*Glares at hax god* >.> Mmm, gengar misses, but he didn't switch to Jolteon... interesting. Well some one has to hit the Zzzz.
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Gengar used Hypnosis.
Gengar's attack missed!
Skarmory used Drill Peck.
Gengar lost 47% of its health.
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Gengar .// 6%
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Ouch, that doesn't help in any way. Gengar's role in sleeping jolteon failed. COME ON GENGAR, LAND A HYPNOSIS! lol (Yes, commentary deleted in log where I cursed at the skies incredibly, well okay I didn't curse off but I said come on a lot :x)
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Gengar used Hypnosis.
Skarmory fell asleep!
Zzzzzzz
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Gengar .// 6%
Skarmory .// 100% .// sleep status
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Okay metal chicken go night night. Last time I did this he went to blissey, so he'll probably do it again, Mhm time for Gyarados to re-enter the scene and get it's groove on with blissey in. >]
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Kagami switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
BeachBoy switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados enters the area with such a confidence that blissey fears it.
The apple refreshes Blissey a tad.
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Blissey .// 94% .// -1 attack
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Perfect! Gyarados against blissey, shut down it's aroma and let the set up fun begin!
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Gyarados used ~~Taunt.~~ Bring it sista!
Blissey fell for the taunt!
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Blissey can't use Aromatherapy after the taunt! (haha locked down)
Blissey's leftovers restored some health.
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Blissey .// 100% .// -1 attack .// Tuanted
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Now we're getting in that flow, just set up and Gyarados and wipe the floor with another team.
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Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Blissey used Thunderbolt. (super effective!)
Gyarados lost 74% of its health.
The leviathan's tiny apple recovers a small amount.
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Gyarados .// 32% .// +1 attack & speed
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Thunderbolt?! Gah, didn't see that coming. I expected seismic toss or ice beam, since jolteon fills some electric need, oh well. Well that ruins the hopeful flow of DDrage. Gah, he won't let me get in my flow of destruction. :/ Oh well, mine as well get a nice hit in, maybe some lucky flinch too.
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
Blissey lost 53% of its health.
Blissey used Thunderbolt. (super effective)
Gyarados lost 32% of its health.
BeachBoy's Gyarados fainted.
Leftovers help out blissey.
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Blissey .// 53%
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(5 all)

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I really didn't expect his blissey to carry thunderbolt judging by the make up of his team. Cost me my leviathan and the lead. =/ Well Blissey is half health, I should bring out mence for the meteor destruction and finish off the pink blob.
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BeachBoy switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Blissey's attack!

Kagami switched in Lucario.
Stones scratch lucario a tad.
Salamence used Draco Meteor. (not very effective.)
Lucario lost 90% of its health.
Salamence's special attack was harshly lowered.
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Salamence .// 100 .// -2 Special attack
Lucario .// 5%
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Well... no hit for blissey, but instead severely weaken his Lucario. As mentioned before, I think it's a specsluke judging the build of his squad... So I'll go to swampert just in case it is Hidden power ice, or for some reason a swords dance lucario, whcih swampert could phaze.
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BeachBoy switched in Swampert.
Swampert was hurt by enraged Spikes! (-25%)
Lucario used Dragon Pulse.
Swampert lost 32% of its health.
BeachBoy's Swampert fainted.

(4 - 5) Kagami

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No swords dance, no hidden power ice, just the end of mud puppy. Who did an excellent job in this battle. Somewhat glad I no longer need to relie on it. I'll bring in gengar as I know I can then outspeed it, but gah jolteon yet again is still out there. Now I can't mess around with choice scarf and be locked into thunderbolt. Gengar's Hidden Power [ice] can finish lucario anyways.
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BeachBoy switched in Gengar.
Gengar used Hidden Power. (not very effective.)
Lucario lost 5% of its health.
Kagami's Lucario fainted.
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Gengar .// 6%
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(4 all)

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Good other threat out of the way, and not locked onto a jolteon. *phew* (small note: clock hits a number of seconds as I left the battle to go get a drink) :x
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Kagami switched in Jolteon.
Dark rocks ride into Jolteon.
Gengar used Hidden Power.
Jolteon lost 37% of its health.
Jolteon used & made a Substitute. (-25%)
Jolteon's Salac Berry raised its speed!
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Jolteon .// 12% .// Substitute .// +1 speed
Gengar .// 6%
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Well I got jolteon down to size, but just in aid by activating salac, and substitute is up. Only way I can break a sub without swampert at this point is sacrifice. Good job gengar.
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Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
Gengar lost 6% of its health.
BeachBoy's Gengar fainted.
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Jolteon .// 12% .// Substitute .// +1 speed
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(3 - 4) Kagami

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Has to bite the dust in order to get this dangerous sub out of the way. Heatran will become the next peice of meat. Salamence and Lucario have to stick around as long as Skarmory and Blissey are still able to battle.
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BeachBoy switched in Heatran.
Heatran was hurt a lot by Spikes!
Jolteon used Baton Pass.
Kagami switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Heatran's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Heatran used Dragon Pulse.
The substitute took damage for Gyarados!
Gyarados's substitute ran off in horror.
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Heatran .// 75%
Gyarados .// 50%
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Gave the substitute to gyarados, probably thinking he can pull off a sweep here with dragon dance. Heatran did the job in saying bai bai to the substitute and now gyarados is forced to destroy heatran.
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 69% of its health.
Heatran used Dragon Pulse.
Gyarados lost 45% of its health.
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Heatran 7%
Gyarados 5%
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Heatran sacrficing itself once again, pulsing gyarados to exit, also putting gyarados in range for salamence's fireblast to KO.
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 6% of its health.
BeachBoy's Heatran fainted.
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Gyarados .// 5%
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(2 - 4) Kagami

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Okay good, heatran's down leaving the open switch in for salamence to intimidate. Then fireblast in case skarmory gets any crazy idea a dragon pulse/meteor would come.
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BeachBoy switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados used Stone Edge.
Gyarados's attack missed!
Salamence used Fire Blast. (not very effective)
Gyarados lost 5% of its health.
Kagami's Gyarados fainted.
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Salamence .// 100%
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(2 - 3) Kagami

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Salamence should have survived the stone edge anyways, as gyarados was intimidated as well. Getting the leviathan out of the way, around these turns I notice the plan... Salamence as Alex knows is specs version, meaning he has to bring out blissey next turn. When Blissey gets somewhat injured by fire blast when using aroma for skarmory, she'll leave the window flying right open for....
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Kagami switched in Blissey.
Stones charged upon the nurse.
Salamence used Fire Blast.
Blissey lost 22% of its health.
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little! (+6%)
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Blissey .// 25%
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Alex fell right into the palm of my hands, did exactly what I expected. Now he has to softboil in order to survive.
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BeachBoy switched in Lucario.
Lucario was hurt by the three layers of Spikes!
Blissey used Softboiled. (+50%).
Leftovers activate for Blissey.
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Lucario .// 75%
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Check. Exactly what I was hoping for. Force blissey into a softboil to get Lucario in for all hail to break loose!
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Kagami switched in Skarmory.
Rip Rocks rushed across Skarmory's exterior.
Lucario used Close Combat. (A critical hit!)
Skarmory lost 88% of its health.
Kagami's Skarmory fainted.
Lucario's defence was lowered.
Lucario's special defence was lowered.
Lucario's orb burnt inside of him after his attack.
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Lucario .// 65%
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(2 all)

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Check. Even though it was a critical hit, I still would have 2HKO'd the annoying metal chicken. The window is open and the flow of this hurricane is at full force!
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Kagami switched in Jolteon.
Flying rocks carved Jolteon into submission.
Kagami's Jolteon fainted.

(2 - 1) BeachBoy

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Check. Also, this is a solid reason why it's very important for offensive teams to get Stealth Rocks in early. It really benefits as the match plays on, as shown here.
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Kagami switched in Blissey.
Stones rage the pink blob yet again.
Lucario used Close Combat. (super effective!)
Blissey lost 69% of its health.
Kagami's Blissey fainted.

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Checkmate.
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(2 - 0) BeachBoy wins!

Review...
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We'll that's the game, I did not play up to my best level, and somehow came out with a W. I tried to play around with various formats for this log, and I hope this one did okay for you all. Looking back on this game it shows one main thing... Keep your game play & thoughts simple, that and/or know your opponent. I over thought many plays and mispredicted sometimes, that and Kagami read me like a book. It's unfortunate to say hax played "somewhat" of a factor in this battle, I wish it never happened, but ay that's the game. :/ Only that little window of chance at the end gave me the win....where I waited the perfect opportunity for lucario to come in for the win. Setting up a strategy in today's metagame is vital, I must say. Mine is stealth rocks, get the team in a flow of destruction, and berserk the opponent into submission. Though Kagami was open with stealth rocks early, he ruptured my flow, except when he didn't see that tiny window of opportunity that lucario had to come in on blissey's softboil. I really enjoyed this game, and I believe he did as well. Another point, bulky waters (gyarados & swampert) are absolute beasts! Heatran for me, didn't do to well but that sacrifice was a key part in the battle. I could of put him in on various matchups on skarmory, but didn't, which is regretable. On the other side, dang that metal chicken, my biggest problem in the game. Consistently walled me, and set up spikes with ease....

Another thing is, don't go get a drink in the middle of a battle, I'll admit I did during this just for a second, but that shoddy time just seems to fly away. XD

As I said before, the main thing I hope you possibly learned is don't over analyze the situation. Usually keep things simple and you can do better, by hitting the pure basics I touched the score board for the first time in this battle. Though in the heat of battle, it is quite easy to runs many things from your head, I clearly did that here, and messed up my flow. Secondly, have a plan for skarmbliss in your team, yes it may be an overused and many could say it's a "bad" pair, but they are effective against certian teams, simple as that. Which is the reason my Specsmence is a Mixmence now. ;D This team is doing well, I don't use it much these days, it has flaws, but boy can it hit that high note in chaos when it gets rolling. (Team: 29-8)

So remember kids, sheer offense is a lot more fun than stalling. ~~*anti-pop shott'd*~~

Credits & Thanks....
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- Alex, you were a great opponent, only one I recently faced that gave me consistent struggle to get in my offensive flow. Thank you & great game!
- Blueberry, you rock for getting this sub-forum in action!
- Sprites from the resource we all know, Pe2k.
- Rules button provided by my friend BJ & Myself. (he got the button image, I made it rules and border)
- Format Design, me of course ;P
- All of you readers too, I really hope you liked it as much as I did.
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Feel free to comment your opinion, rep it, whatever... I just hope you liked reading it after all the work that was put into it.

(small note: if you notice mistakes like spelling and what not, PM me, I'm tired so there should be mistakes here and there, anyways... I'll edit this later with more personalizaton of spikes/SR too~)

BeachBoy · Apr 29, 2008

Bluff & Chance: BeachBoy vs. sims796

Hey Pokécommunity!

Okay, the past couple of days, I installed a new team and couldn't be happier playing with them. (even if they are getting shred to bits in the RMT) I've been on a nice streak against some of the PC guild, defeating clade. & Anti-pop (both 5-0) Hence, I feel pretty damn good, my prediction has caught fire, and things have gone extremely well. So last night, after proving Anti that I didn't have stall problems, the berserkers were pretty much done for the day, including myself. Time is about, oh' 1AM. So I scroll over to watch some battles (that I fall asleep from usually) and see a battle between sims796 vs. simple796. I decide to go in to see sims battling himself. o0 We talked for a bit, mainly on how Anti has been doing lately, some underused pokémon, etc etc.

So he wonders wether I was up for a battle. Of course I said yes, after all I was still high from the Anti battle, still tired though. x-x; Ever since I registered at PC, I've known sims for some time. He's probably the most adamant person I've ever met, not to mention he knows what he's talking about. He's known for his low tier game (as far as I know) so I was pretty intimidated by the surprises he had instore for me.

[enter period of time were I challenge him about 4 times]

He then goes on my profile saying he was going to kick my shoddy arse. (Hehe, not surprised) After finally challenging me, the battle begins!

BeachBoy's Berserkers

What? Were you expecting some balanced or stall team? Come on now. I'm the Azelf of the trio (Anti: Uxie, Bueberry: Mespirit, D_A: Arceus) Of course it's an offensive team. A small wall, and a bunch of pain. That's just how I role. >D Won't be showing sims team here, don't want to spoil surprise. ;D

*image removed*

Evasion Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sleep Clause
Species Clause
Strict Damage Clause
Timed Battle

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BeachBoy sent out Gyarados.
sims796 sent out Sceptile.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Sceptile's attack!
...
Sceptile .// -1 attack
...

...........
Okay, let's get this party started! Mmm, sceptile is pretty unpredictable first glance, could be subseed, physical, or even specs. I've heard sims is a fan of Subseed though, not to mention Gyara has a choice scarf, so... I'll be conservative and ice fang to get a nice amount of damage.

sims796 switched in Dusknoir.
A strange pressure consumes the field.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Dusknoir lost 18% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Dusknoir .// 88%
...

...........
Okay, well there goes that idea. >>; Might be a swordTile then. Well a small amount of pain for dusknoir, but Dusknoirs carry thunderpunch sometimes, and I'm not risking my leviathan this early. I'll bring in Metagross and see what we can get going.

BeachBoy switched in Metagross.
Dusknoir used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 24% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Metagross .// 76%
Dusknoir .// 94%
...

...........
Wow, glad I didn't switch to Heracross. x-x; Hmm, probably send another one, so time for pursuit pain I guess.

Metagross used Pursuit. (super effective!) A critical hit! (1)
Dusknoir lost 73% of its health.
Dusknoir used Will-o-wisp.
Metagross was burned!
Metagross was hurt by its burn!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Metagross .// 64% .// Burned
Dusknoir .// 27%
...

...........
D'oh! I should've switched to Heatran! Dangit T_T must be Anti battle hangover. That and probably because it's 1AM. I could've switched to Heracross too. Gah, I played dusknoir completely wrong, now I'm locked on pursuit with choice band, and burnt which really hurts the attack. Hmm, I really messed up these turns. =/ He'll probably Pain split, that or fire punch, so I shouldn't really switch to heatran. Mmmmm....

Metagross used Pursuit. (super effective!)
Dusknoir lost 17% of its health.
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
(Dusknoir restored 34% of its health.
Metagross lost 28% of its health.)
Metagross was hurt by its burn!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Metagross .// 24% .// Burned .// Locked on pursuit.
Dusknoir .//50%
...

...........
Well this sucks. Pain splits and now I've basically made Metagross bite the dust. Now he'll probably fire punch seeing as he wants to finish off Metagross, so it's impossible to switch to Heracross now. However, he has no clue about Heatran. Tehehe, come here fire power. >D

BeachBoy switched in Heatran.
Dusknoir used Fire Punch.
Heatran's Flash Fire raised its fire power!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Heatran .// +1 Boost fire power
Dusknoir .// 56%
...

...........
Here we go, this is the what I should've done earlier. Now Heatran has the boost, and time to kick out and see what damage this power can do.

Heatran used Lava Plume.
Dusknoir lost 53% of its health.
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
(Dusknoir restored 64% of its health.
Heatran lost 49% of its health.)
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Heatran .// 57% .// +1 fire power boost
Ducknoir .// 73%
...

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Oh come on! Hung on by 3% to pain split me. >>; Gah... This is just not my day, where the heck did BeachBoy go. Well, he can't touch me really, let's send another!

sims796 switched in Grumpig
Heatran used Lava Plume.
Grumpig lost 23% of its health.
Grumpig was burned!
Heatran's & Grumpig's leftovers restored their health a tad!
Grumpig was scarred of a burn.
...
Heatran .// 63% .// +1 fire power boost
Grumpig .// 71% .// burned.
...

...........
Grumpig!? What in the son of a biscuit. o0 Very rare to see that in competitive play, well for me anyway. Hmm, might think I'm gonna switch in fear of focus blast, so maybe he'll switch. I'll plume again expecting a possible switch.

Heatran used Lava Plume.
Grumpig lost 21% of its health.
Grumpig used Reflect.
A tall barrier was set up!
Heatran and Grumpigs Leftovers replenished some health.
Grumpig's burn began to hurt once more.
...
Heatran .// 69% .// +1 fire power boost
Grumpig .// 65% .// burned.
...

...........
Okay overprediction + set up + thick fat = bad turn. T_T Wow I'm am just not into it. Well, has to try and take out heatran now, so I'll go to Salamence to take it and soon inflict some pain.

BeachBoy switched in Salamence.
Salamence's presence scares Grumpig.
Grumpig used Focus Blast. (not very effective) A critical hit! (2)
Salamence lost 39% of its health.
Grumpig's leftovers restored its health a little!
Grumpig was hurt by its burn!
...
Salamence .// 61%
Grumpig .// 59% .// burned .// -1 Attack
...

...........
And now hax is against me, just peachy. At least the burn is playing affect in pain. Grumpig is annnnnooying. Time for Draco meteor it to it's piggy grave.

sims796 switched in Dusknoir.
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!
Salamence used Draco Meteor.
Attack missed!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Salamence .// 61%
Ducknoir .// 79%
...

...........
*sigh* that would have done a tole on Dusknoir as well. Hmm, he sees the life orb so I can possibly carry crunch in his head. I actually don't carry crunch, but that might be enough for him to w-o-w me. I'll switch to Hera to absorb it.

Convo...
BeachBoy: T_T
sims796: haha

BeachBoy switched in Heracross.
Dusknoir used Shadow Sneak.
Heracross lost 21% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Heracross .// 79%
Ducknoir .// 85%
...

...........
*headdesk* what in the heck am I doing! Time to murder this fool with a pursuit. T_T

Dusknoir used Shadow Sneak.
Heracross lost 20% of its health.
Heracross used Pursuit. (super effective!)
Dusknoir lost 16% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Heracross .// 59%
Dusknoir .// 75%
...

...........
So frustration at my bad play I completely fergot about reflect. So... now I've caused Heracross to get owned as well. I could switch to Heatran but basically no point as I just cycle the process and could cause future problems, I'll just let heracross go. v-v; Wow I need to find myself, this battle isn't looking good at all.

Convo...
BeachBoy: o0
sims796: not that dumb
sims796: Relfect?
BeachBoy: oh xD
sims796: *wink*
BeachBoy: Bad match for me, not into it. xD
sims796: dumb luck for me

...........
I've learned my lesson, never play at 1AM, and wait a while after playing Anti, but I'm not going to ram on about excuses, I'm just playing really bad.

Heracross used Pursuit. (super effective!)
Dusknoir lost 15% of its health.
Dusknoir used Fire Punch. (super effective!) A critical hit! (3)
Heracross lost 59% of its health.
BeachBoy's Heracross fainted.
Dusknoir's reflect wore off!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Dusknoir .// 66%
...

(5 - 6) sims796

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I'm frustrated, not playing well, and just... just bad. Since Salamence missed the first time, now I can give it a second try.

BeachBoy switched in Salamence.
Intimidation from the dragon sheers through the ghost.
Salamence used Draco Meteor. (-2 special attack kicks in afterwards)
Dusknoir lost 66% of its health.
sims796's Dusknoir fainted.
Life orb burns in the beast.
...
Salamence .// 51% .// -2 special attack
...

(5 - 5) All

...........

Wish that hit the first time. Oh well, that's the game. ;D Okay now to roll in form and start berserking.

sims796 switched in Sceptile.

...........
I don't want dragon claw or dragon pulse, so I'll bring in metagross to sacrifice so an intimidator like Gyarados and come in once more.

BeachBoy switched in Metagross.
Sceptile used Dragon Claw. (not very effective)
Metagross lost 9% of its health.
Life orb inflicts pain upon Sceptile.
Metagross was hurt by its burn!
...
Metagross .// 2%
Sceptile .// 90%
...

...........
Hmmm. Here's a tricky sitchu. Okay, he could think I'll switch to Gyarados and swords dance (as it's definitly a physical Sceptile by D-claw) So I could blow up and really hurt sceptile. OR he could attack and I'll die, but I should bullet punch to faint with at least some damage. Mmm, judging by the match so far, I need to blow up... I can't allow him to go set up city on me.

Sceptile used Thunderpunch.
Metagross lost 2% of its health.
BeachBoy's Metagross fainted.
Like orb claws into Sceptile.
...
Sceptile .// 80%
...

(4 - 5) sims796

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Mmm. Attacked and finished me off instead. However, now I know he has thunderpunch, okay. Still doesn't know Gyarados is scarfed yet. (I think) So I'll bring in Gyarados to rip the tree frog to bits.

BeachBoy switched in Gyarados.
The leviathan intimidates Sceptile.

sims796 switched in Hitmontop.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Hitmontop lost 24% of its health.
A small apple heals the Hitmon.
...
Hitmontop .// 82%
...

...........
Okay so he has a Hitmontop in store. Has leftovers, so probably not the priority version, though it doesn't have the intimidate, it has tech here. Hmm. I'll bring in Salamence, as hitmontop can't touch it and intimidate fun. ;D

BeachBoy switched in Salamence
Salamence's fierce entry strikes into Hitmontop.
Hitmontop used Toxic.
Salamence was badly poisoned!
Poison seeps into the dragon.
Leftover apple heals the fighter.
...
Hitmontop .// 88% .// -1 attack
Salamence .// 45% .// Badly poisoned
...

...........
Well, Salamence won't really mnd poison that much anyway, it's gotta charge up ring meteor damage though. Should switch since Hitmontop is useless in this situation.

sims796 switched in Grumpig.
Salamence used Draco Meteor. A critical hit! (4)
Grumpig lost 37% of its health.
sims796's Grumpig fainted.
Salamence's special attack was harshly lowered.
The life orb and poison inflict heavy pain on the dragon.
...
Salamence .// 23% .// Badly poisoned
...

(4 - 4) All

...........
Good, even and grumpig is out of the way. Though what does he have waiting in the wings?

sims796 switched in Vileplume.

sims796: good.

...........
Mmm... he was ranting about Vileplume the other day, wonder what he's up to.

Salamence used Fire Blast. (super effective!)
Vileplume lost 42% of its health.
Life orb burns into Salamence.
Vileplume used Hidden Power. (super effective!) A critical hit! (5)
Salamence lost 13% of its health.
BeachBoy's Salamence fainted.
Vileplume's Black Sludge restored a little health!
...
Vileplume .// 64%
...

...........
Salamence is down and out, but at least got a nice piece out of Vile from fireblast. Being HP[ice] it won't be able to touch heatran, if it has sleep pwder, well... hehe Restalk Heatran would mind that either.

(3 - 4) sims796

sims796: I wanted it to hit
(ORLY?)

BeachBoy switched in Gyarados
Gyarados's intimidating entry cut Vileplume's attack.
sims796 switched in Hitmontop
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Hitmontop lost 25% of its health.
Letftovers healed hitmontop.
...
Hitmontop .// 69%
...

...........
Okay, well not getting anything done with Gyarados vs. hitmontop. I'll switch to Celebi as hitmontop really can't do anything to it.

BeachBoy switched in Celebi.
Hitmontop used Toxic.
Celebi was badly poisoned!
The poison digs in Celebi.
Hitmontop's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Hitmontop .// 75% .// -1 attack
Celebi .// 94% .// Badly poisoned
...

...........
Well, I have natural cure so not much to worry about. Can't touch me, so Vileplume will probably come out. I'll just leech seed and see where that takes me.

sims796 switched in Vileplume.
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Celebi's leftovers restore, yet the poison takes it's toll.
Black sludge replenished Vileplume's health.
...
Vileplume .// 70%
Celebi .// 88% .// Badly poisoned
...

...........
Okay, I can't stay in on this, and Vileplume can't touch Heatran seeing as it has HP [ice]. So I'll go to Heatran and take whatever.

BeachBoy switched in Heatran
Vileplume used Sleep Powder.
Vileplume's attack missed!
Leftovers & Black sludge heal Heatran & Vileplume.
...
Vileplume .// 76%
Heatran .// 75%

...

...........
Haha, he has no clue. Even if it hit, Heatran is the restalk varient. So... he can sleep powder all he wants he's going to EAT IT! >D (Part of battle I feel the best)

Heatran used Lava Plume. (super effective!) (Burns)
Vileplume lost 65% of its health.
Vileplume used Sleep Powder.
Heatran fell... Zzzzzz
A bite of an apple heals Heatran a tad.
The oil helped out Vileplume.
The flames burn and hurt Vileplume.
...
Vileplume .// 6% .// Burned
Heatran .// 81%

...

...........
Haha, he has no idea what's comin'. Hopefully it won't sleeptalk rest and then spoil the surprise. =/ Here we go!

Zzzzzzz....
Heatran used Sleep Talk!
Heatran used Earth Power. (-6%)
sims796's Vileplume fainted.
Leftover apples heal Heatran.
...
Heatran .// 87%
...

(3 - 3)

...........
That felt really really good.

sims796 switched in Hitmontop.
BeachBoy switched in Celebi.
Hitmontop used Close Combat. (not very effective.)
Celebi lost 14% of its health.
Hitmontop's defence & special defence was lowered.
Leftovers heal Celebi & Hitmontop.
....
Hitmontop .// 81% .// -1 defense & special defense
Celebi .// 80%
....

...........
Okay another Celebi vs. Hitmontop matchup. He can't stay in, so mine as well just throw seeds out there for more walling.

sims796 switched in Sceptile.
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
....
Celebi .// 86%
....

...........
Well I can't touch sceptile, so I'll go to Heatran, sceptile shouldn't be able to harm much with Tran in.

BeachBoy switched in Heatran.
Sceptile used Swords Dance.
Sceptile's attack was sharply raised!
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Heatran .// 93% .// Sleep
Sceptile .// 80% .// +2 attack
...

...........
Well Heatran can take a hit, time to blast it with lava!

Sceptile used Thunderpunch.
Heatran lost 40% of its health.
Life orb seeps in Sceptile.
Heatran is .. Zzzzz
Heatran's leftovers restored health.
...
Heatran .// 59% .// Sleep
Sceptile .// 70% .// +2 attack
...

...........
;-; Wow. How in the heck did I forget it was asleep. *facepalm* Gah, well... He'll wake up this turn. So time to blast now!

Sceptile used Thunderpunch.
Heatran lost 43% of its health.
Life orb carves into Sceptile.
Heatran woke up!
Heatran used Lava Plume. (super effective!)
Sceptile lost 60% of its health.
sims796's Sceptile fainted.
Leftovers helped out Heatan.
...
Heatran .// 22%
...

(3 - 2) BeachBoy

...........
Okay good, now Gyarados doesn't have a threat. Except he's hiding something. Mmm... What is it!

sims796: I win!
sims796 switched in Raichu.
sims796: you know, Tbolt is an OHKO, right?

...........
He wants me to switch. Heck no, I'm stayin and blasting with Earth power, your not fooling me sims!

Raichu used Nasty Plot.
Raichu's special attack was sharply raised.
Heatran used Earth Power. (super effective!)
Raichu lost 92% of its health.
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Heatran .// 28%
Raichu .// 8% .// +2 Special Attack
...

...........
Knew it, your not foolin' me. It may be 2AM but your not taking advantage from that. >D Okay now Raichu is weak, perfect for Gyarados to finish off with it's choice scarf. Gonna have to let heatran bite it here though. =/

Raichu used Thunderbolt.
Heatran lost 30% of its health.
BeachBoy's Heatran fainted.
...
Raichu .// 8% .// +2 Special Attack
...

(2 - 2)

...........
Great. Okay we have Gyarados and Celebi vs. Hitmontop and Raichu. Hmmm. If I don't screw up switching I should have it.

BeachBoy switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate sliced Raichu's attack.
sims796 switched in Hitmontop.
Gyarados used Earthquake.
Hitmontop lost 33% of its health.
Leftovers healed Hitmontop.
....
Hitmontop .// 54%
...

...........
Have to get that thing in range. Gah, Keep up the Celebi vs. Hitmontop then. Can't stand to have Gyarados fall yet, I need it for Raichu.

BeachBoy switched in Celebi.
Hitmontop used Toxic.
Hitmontop's attack missed!
Leftovers healed Celebi & Hitmontop.
...
Celebi .// 92%
Hitmontop .// 60%
...

...........
Okay just need to Grass knot it down to KO range for Gyarados, then I lock this battle up.

Celebi used Grass Knot.
Hitmontop lost 23% of its health.
Hitmontop used Toxic.
Celebi was badly poisoned!
Leftovers heal Celebi, yet a weak poison kicks in.
Hitmontop's leftovers restored its health a little!
...
Celebi .// 92%
Hitmontop .// 43%
...

...........
It's not enough have to keep pushing it.

Celebi used Grass Knot.
Hitmontop lost 22% of its health.
Hitmontop used Pursuit. (super effective!)
Celebi lost 19% of its health.
Leftovers heal Hitmontop and Celebi.
A stronger poison hurts Celebi.

...
Celebi .// 67%
Hitmontop .// 27%
...

...........
I'm just going to shut up and let you watch. :x

Celebi used Grass Knot.
Hitmontop lost 22% of its health.
Hitmontop used Pursuit. (super effective!)
Celebi lost 20% of its health.
Celebi is hurt badly by poison!
Leftovers heal Hitmontop and Celebi.
...
Celebi .// 34%
Hitmontop .// 11%
...

Celebi used Grass Knot.
Hitmontop lost 14% of its health.
sims796's Hitmontop fainted.
Celebi's leftovers restore.
Celebi is hurt badly by posion.
...
Celebi .// 16%
...

(2 - 1) BeachBoy

...........
Wow, how in the heck did I pull this out.

sims796 switched in Raichu.
Raichu used Thunderbolt. (not very effective)
Celebi lost 15% of its health.
Celebi used Grass Knot. (-8%)
sims796's Sparks fainted.

BeachBoy wins!

Review...

What a game. I messed up countless time in the beginning and still won, sheeesh. I'm just speechless on this match. I thought messing up so bad in the start it wouldn't work out. However, just kept at it and pulled it out. Good game sims. What did I learn from this match? Don't play when your sleepy. Don't play right after a battle with Anti (Haha) Dusknoir is a great wall. Learn the UU tier better. Seriously, I need to improve in that area, I almost got raped a UU/BL team. That's just insane looking at the all my overused. This battle showed UU and BL can hang with the big boys. Another thing, the bluffing, okay kids, when you feel you need to bluff, DO EEEEETTTT. ;P Just kidding, I don't spreach to talk to mess up an opponents play, but do what you wish. Also, showed thunder wave is a better option on Celebi. Heatran, Salamence, and Celebi did a great job. Kicking myself for messing up Metagross and Heracross.

Great battle sims. Hope you all enjoyed it. Thanks for reading!

luke · May 8, 2008

Pearl in a Shell: Blueberry vs. 1nvincible

In the past, I had always frowned upon Baton Pass Chain teams. However, I had recently decided to attempt one myself. One of the larger conundrums of a BPChain team is who is the final recipient. Some go with Octillery or Cradily due to their abilities. Others go with Blissey or Skarmory for irony. I decided to go with the only Uber Pokemon allowed in OU (allegedly): Clamperl. Yes yes. I know. Clamperl. Well some of you know of the little secret behind Clamperl. What is that secret you may ask. I'll tell you. It's Deepseatooth. With that baby attached, Clamperl's Special Attack can reach 524. That's higher than Deoxys-Attack form. However, I go with a Timid natured Clamperl, but his Special Attack still manages to reach 494. I spent about two days experimenting with various Baton Passers and found a good combination of Pokemon to pass off to Clamperl. Below is an example of a perfect Baton Pass chain. There'll be no commentary as the battle itself is entertaining enough (and it's two in the morning). Remember, this team isn't meant for anything serious. I wouldn't expect this to work in a true environment and I know the majority of it relies on luck. This is meant as a fun, goofy team that leads to a sweep by an unexpected Pokemon.

Army of the Shell!

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Rules~

Ladder Match
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Species Clause
Strict Damage Clause

1nvincible sent out Gengar.
Blueberry sent out Vaporeon.

oooooooo

Blueberry switched in Togekiss.
Gengar used Hypnosis.
Togekiss fell asleep!
ooo
Togekiss ~ Sleep status
ooo

oooooooo

1nvincible switched in Gliscor.
Blueberry switched in Umbreon.

oooooooo

Gliscor used Stealth Rock.
Stealth like rock surrounded the field.
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Gliscor was under the glare of Umbreon.
ooo
Gliscor ~ Trapped
ooo

oooooooo

Gliscor used Earthquake.
A critical hit!
Umbreon lost 49% of its health.
Umbreon used Baton Pass.
Blueberry switched in Solrock.
Stones scarred into Solrock.
Leftoves healed Solrock a tad.
ooo
Umbreon ~ 51%
Solrock ~ 94%
Gliscor ~ Trapped
ooo

oooooooo

Solrock used Cosmic Power.
Solrock's defence was raised.
Solrock's special defence was raised.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Solrock lost 11% of its health.
Solrock's leftovers replenished it's health some.
ooo
Solrock ~ 89% ~ +1 defense/special defense
ooo

oooooooo

Solrock used Cosmic Power.
Solrock's defence was raised.
Solrock's special defence was raised.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Solrock lost 8% of its health.
Leftovers healed Solrock.
ooo
Solrock ~ 87% ~ +2 defense/special defense
ooo

oooooooo

Solrock used Cosmic Power.
Solrock's defence was raised.
Solrock's special defence was raised.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Solrock lost 7% of its health.
Leftovers helped out Solrock.
ooo
Solrock ~ 86% ~ +3 defense/special defense
ooo

oooooooo

Solrock used Cosmic Power.
Solrock's defence was raised.
Solrock's special defence was raised.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Solrock lost 5% of its health.
Recovery from leftovers come into effect for Solrock.
ooo
Solrock ~ 87% ~ +4 defense/special defense
ooo

oooooooo

Solrock used Cosmic Power.
Solrock's defence was raised.
Solrock's special defence was raised.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Solrock lost 5% of its health.
An apple heals the sunny pokemon.
ooo
Solrock ~ 87% ~ +5 defense/special defense
ooo

oooooooo

Solrock used Baton Pass.
Blueberry switched in Togekiss.
Sharp stones dug into Togekiss.
Gliscor used Ice Fang. (super effective!)
Togekiss lost 9% of its health.
Leftover apple heals Togekiss.
ooo
Togekiss ~ 72% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ Sleep status
ooo

oooooooo

Togekiss is- Zzzzz.
Gliscor used Ice Fang. (super effective!)
Togekiss lost 8% of its health.
Leftovers heal Togekiss.
ooo
Togekiss ~ 70% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ Sleep status
ooo

oooooooo

Togekiss is fast asleep!
Gliscor used Ice Fang. (super effective!)
Togekiss lost 8% of its health.
An apple healed Togekiss.
ooo
Togekiss ~ 68% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ Sleep status
ooo

oooooooo

Togekiss woke up!
Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
Gliscor used Ice Fang. (super effective!)
Togekiss lost 9% of its health.
Togeliss's leftovers healed it.
ooo
Togekiss ~ 65% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~+2 Special Attack
ooo

oooooooo

Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
Gliscor used Ice Fang. (super effective!)
Togekiss lost 8% of its health.
Leftovers healed Togekiss.
ooo
Togekiss ~ 63% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack
ooo

oooooooo

Togekiss used Baton Pass.
Blueberry switched in Vaporeon.
Ripping rocks carved into Vaporeon.
Gliscor used Ice Fang. (not very effective.)
Vaporeon lost 2% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
ooo
Vaporeon ~ 94% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack
ooo

oooooooo

Gliscor used Earthquake.
Vaporeon lost 9% of its health.
Vaporeon used Substitute.
Vaporeon lost 25% of its health.
Vaporeon made a substitute!
Leftovers healed Vaporeon.
ooo
Vaporeon ~ 61% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack ~ Substitute
ooo

oooooooo

Gliscor used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Vaporeon!
Vaporeon used Baton Pass.
Blueberry switched in Gliscor.
Dark rocks rip into Gliscor.
Leftover apple heals Gliscor!
ooo
Gliscor ~ 94% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack ~ Substitute
ooo

oooooooo

Gliscor used Ice Fang. (super effective!)
The substitute took damage for Gliscor!
Gliscor used Agility.
Gliscor's speed was sharply raised.
Leftovers help out Gliscor.
ooo
Gliscor ~ 94% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack ~ +2 Speed ~ Substitute
ooo

oooooooo

Gliscor used Agility.
Gliscor's speed was sharply raised.
Gliscor used Ice Fang. (super effective!)
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Gliscor!
Gliscor's substitute faded!
Leftovers help out Gliscor.
ooo
Gliscor ~ 94% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack ~ +4 Speed ~
ooo

oooooooo

Gliscor used Baton Pass~
Blueberry switched in Vaporeon.
Rocks ripped into Vaporeon.
Gliscor used Ice Fang. (not very effective.)
Vaporeon lost 2% of its health.
Leftovers restored Vaporeon
ooo
Vaporeon ~ 53% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack ~ +4 Speed ~
ooo

oooooooo

Vaporeon used Substitute.
Vaporeon lost 25% of its health.
Vaporeon made a substitute!
Gliscor used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Vaporeon!
Leftovers healed Vaporeon.
ooo
Vaporeon ~ 28% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack ~ +4 Speed ~ Substitute
ooo

oooooooo

Vaporeon used Baton Pass.
Blueberry switched in Clamperl.
Pointed stones dug into Clamperl.
Clamperl lost 12% of its health.
Gliscor used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Clamperl!
ooo
Clamperl ~ 88% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack ~ +4 Speed ~ Substitute
ooo

oooooooo

Clamperl used Surf. (super effective!)
A critical hit!
Gliscor lost 100% of its health.
1nvincible's Gliscor fainted.

(6 - 5)

1nvincible switched in Snorlax.
Clamperl used Surf.
Snorlax lost 92% of its health.
Snorlax used Body Slam.
The substitute took damage for Clamperl!
Clamperl's substitute faded!
Leftovers healed Snorlax.
ooo
Clamperl ~ 88% ~ +5 defense/special defense ~ +4 Special Attack ~ +4 Speed ~ Substitute
Snorlax ~ 14%
ooo

oooooooo

Clamperl used Surf.
Snorlax lost 14% of its health.
1nvincible's Snorlax fainted.

(6 - 4)

1nvincible switched in Gengar.
Clamperl used Surf.
Gengar lost 100% of its health.
1nvincible's Gengar fainted.

(6 - 3)

1nvincible switched in Floatzel.
Clamperl used Hidden Power. (super effective!)
Floatzel lost 100% of its health.
1nvincible's Floatzel fainted.

(6 - 2)

1nvincible switched in Heatran.
Clamperl used Surf. (super effective!)
Heatran lost 100% of its health.
1nvincible's Heatran fainted.

(6 - 1)

1nvincible switched in Metagross.
Clamperl used Surf.
A critical hit!
Metagross lost 100% of its health.
1nvincible's Metagross fainted.

Blueberry wins!

Thanks to BeachBoy for the lovely formatting.

Azonic · May 10, 2008

[Azonic vs. ROFLCOPTER1]

Azonic vs. ROFLCOPTER1
At least I didn't completely steal BeachBoy's format. Okay, this battle was a fun one. In case you didn't know, ~~this guy with the n00bish username~~ ROFLCOPTER1 is Dark_Azelf. So I'm sueing him for typing his username in capital letters. This team had been working pretty well for me before, except I need to take Choice Scarf off of Heatran. I decided to use it against the oh so holy god of competetive battling: D_A. :O

Azzy's Team

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Da Rulez
✖Evasion Clause
✖Freeze Clause
✖OHKO Clause
✖Sleep Clause
✖Species Clause
✖Timed Battle

Begin Battle!
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Azonic sent out Gyarados.
ROFLCOPTER1 sent out Salamence.
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ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Weezing (lvl 100 Weezing ?).
Gyarados used Thunder Wave.
Weezing is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Weezing ~ Paralyzed
I love how unpredictable Thunder Wave is. I rarely use it, but I love it. <3
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Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Weezing is paralysed! It can't move!
Weezing ~ Paralyzed
Gyarados ~ +1 Attack / Speed
Yay for setting up. :O
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
Weezing lost 31% of its health.
Weezing is paralysed! It can't move!
Weezing ~ Paralyzed // 75% HP
Gyarados ~ +2 Attack / Speed
I love how haxy paralyze can get.
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Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Weezing used Will-o-wisp.
Weezing ~ Paralyzed // 81% HP
Gyarados ~ +3 Attack / Speed // 94% HP[/size=1]
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Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Weezing is paralysed! It can't move!
Weezing ~ Paralyzed // 87% HP
Gyarados ~ +4 Attack / Speed // 88% HP
Which about sums up how much I love Thunderwave.
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
A critical hit!
Weezing lost 58% of its health.
Weezing used Thunderbolt.
A critical hit!
Gyarados lost 161% of its health.
Azonic's Gyarados fainted.
Weezing ~ Paralyzed // 35% HP
Gyarados ~ Faint
Stupid critical hits. I would have done more damage if Gyarados didn't get a critical hit on Weezing, and if Weezing didn't get any critical hits on Gyarados. XD
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(5-6) - ROFLCOPTER1
Azonic switched in Breloom.
Breloom used Substitute.
Weezing used Flamethrower.
Breloom's substitute faded!
Breloom was badly poisoned!
Weezing ~ Paralyzed // 41% HP
Breloom ~ Poisoned // 25% HP
At this point I forgot that Weezing was paralyzed. XD
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Azonic switched in Cresselia.
Weezing used Flamethrower.
Cresselia lost 12% of its health.
Weezing ~ Paralyzed // 47% HP
Cresselia ~ 94% HP
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ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Celebi.
Cresselia used Psychic.
Celebi lost 11% of its health.
Celebi ~ 95% HP
Cresselia ~ 100% HP
I HATE U. >:(
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Celebi used Substitute.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Celebi's substitute faded!
Celebi ~ 81% HP
Cresselia ~ 100% HP
:P
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Celebi used Leech Seed.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Celebi lost 28% of its health.
Celebi ~ 53% Health
Cresselia ~ 94% Health // Leech Seed
I hate subseeders.
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Celebi used Substitute.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Celebi's substitute faded!
Celebi ~ 46% HP
Cresselia ~ 88% HP // Leech Seed
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Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 50% of its health.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Celebi lost 58% of its health.
Celebi ~ 56% HP
Cresselia ~ 82% HP // Leech Seed
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Celebi used Recover.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Celebi lost 31% of its health.
Celebi ~ 87% Health
Cresselia ~ 76% HP // Leech Seed
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ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
Tyranitar lost 11% of its health.
Tyranitar ~ 100% HP
Cresselia ~ 64% HP // Leech Seed
Bleh. ;-;
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Azonic switched in Gliscor.
Tyranitar used Taunt.
Tyranitar ~ 100% HP
Gliscor ~ 100% HP // Taunt
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ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Hariyama.
Gliscor used Earthquake.
Hariyama lost 37% of its health.
Hariyama ~ 63% HP
Gliscor ~ 100% HP // Taunt
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hariyama lost 43% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Gliscor's Leftovers!
Gliscor lost 4% of its health.
Hariyama ~ 20% HP
Gliscor ~ 96% HP // Taunt
;-; I liked that item. >:(
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hariyama lost 44% of its health.
ROFLCOPTER1's Hariyama fainted.
Gliscor's taunt wore off!
Hariyama ~ Fainted
Gliscor ~ 96% HP
Eh, all Hariyama did was knock off my item. <_<
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(5-5)
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Salamence.
Azonic switched in Cresselia.
Hahaaha used Draco Meteor.
Cresselia lost 56% of its health.
Hahaaha's special attack was harshly lowered.
Hahaaha lost 10% of its health.
Azonic's Cresselia fainted.
Salamence ~ 84% HP // -2 Special Attack
Cresselia ~ Fainted
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(4-5) ROFLCOPTER1
Azonic switched in Gliscor.
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Weezing .
Gliscor used Stealth Rock.
Weezing ~ Paralyzed // 47% HP
Gliscor ~ 96% HP
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Weezing lost 19% of its health.
Weezing used Pain Split.
Weezing restored 34% of its health.
Gliscor lost 34% of its health.
Weezing ~ Paralyzed // 32% HP
Gliscor ~ 62% HP
●
Azonic switched in Sceptile.
Weezing is paralysed! It can't move!
Weezing ~ Paralyzed // 32% HP
Sceptile ~ 94% HP
●
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Sceptile used Dragon Pulse.
Blissey lost 13% of its health.
Blissey ~ 75% HP
Sceptile ~ 88% HP
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Azonic switched in Breloom.
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Blissey ~ 75% HP
Breloom ~ 100% HP // Poison
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Breloom used Spore.
Blissey is fast asleep!
Blissey ~ 75% HP // Sleep
Breloom ~ 100% HP // Poison
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ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Weezing.
Pointed stones dug into Weezing.
Weezing lost 12% of its health.
Breloom used Substitute.
Weezing ~ 32% HP
Breloom ~ 81% HP // Substitute // Poison
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Breloom is tightening its focus!
Weezing used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Breloom's substitute faded!
Breloom used Focus Punch.
It's not very effective...
Weezing lost 27% of its health.
Weezing ~ 5% HP
Breloom ~ 87% HP // Poison
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Breloom used Spore.
Weezing is fast asleep!
Weezing ~ 5% HP // Sleep
Breloom ~ 93% HP // Poison
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Breloom is tightening its focus!
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Celebi.
Pointed stones dug into Celebi.
Celebi lost 12% of its health.
Breloom used Focus Punch.
It's not very effective...
Celebi lost 35% of its health.
Celebi ~ 40% HP
Breloom ~ 99% HP // Poison
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Azonic switched in Heatran.
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 50% of its health.
Celebi ~ 90% HP
Heatran ~ 100% HP
●
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Heatran used Hidden Power.
Blissey lost 8% of its health.
Blissey ~ 67% HP
Heatran ~ 100% HP
This is Scarf Heatran. I had this when I was new. XD
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Azonic switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Gliscor lost 30% of its health.
Blissey ~ 67% HP
Gliscor ~ 66% HP
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Gliscor lost 30% of its health.
Blissey ~ 36% HP
Gliscor ~ 36% HP
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
ROFLCOPTER1's Blissey fainted.
Blissey ~ Fainted
Gliscor ~ 36% HP
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(4-4)
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Hahaaha.
Hahaaha's intimidate cut Gliscor's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Hahaaha.
Hahaaha lost 25% of its health.
Hahaaha used Fire Blast.
A critical hit!
Gliscor lost 147% of its health.
Azonic's Gliscor fainted.
Hahaaha lost 10% of its health.
Salamence ~ 38% HP
Gliscor ~ Fainted
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(3-4) ROFLCOPTER1
Azonic switched in Sceptile.
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Weezing.
Pointed stones dug into Weezing.
Weezing lost 12% of its health.
Sceptile used Dragon Pulse.
A critical hit!
Weezing lost 117% of its health.
ROFLCOPTER1's Weezing fainted.
Weezing ~ Fainted
Sceptile ~ 82%
●
(3-3)
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Celebi.
Pointed stones dug into Celebi.
Celebi lost 12% of its health.
Sceptile used Dragon Pulse.
Celebi lost 38% of its health.
Celebi used Psychic.
Sceptile lost 43% of its health.
Celebi ~ 40% HP
Sceptile ~ 39% HP
●
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
Sceptile used Dragon Pulse.
Tyranitar lost 31% of its health.
Tyranitar ~ 63% HP
Sceptile ~ 33% HP
●
Azonic switched in Heatran.
Tyranitar used Dragon Dance.
Tyranitar's attack was raised.
Tyranitar's speed was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Tyranitar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Tyranitar restored 6% of its health.
Tyranitar ~ 69% HP
Heatran ~ 100% HP
●
Tyranitar used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 200% of its health.
Azonic's Heatran fainted.
Tyranitar ~ 75% HP
Heatran ~ Fainted
YAY FOR WASTING POKEMON. <3
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(2-3) ROFLCOPTER1
Azonic switched in Sceptile.
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Sceptile's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Sceptile used Energy Ball.
It's not very effective...
Salamence lost 28% of its health.
ROFLCOPTER1's Hahaaha fainted.
Salamence ~ fainted
Sceptile ~ 27% HP
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(2-2)
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Sceptile used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 115% of its health.
ROFLCOPTER1's Tyranitar fainted.
Tyranitar ~ Fainted
Sceptile ~ 21% HP
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(2-1) Azonic
ROFLCOPTER1 switched in Celebi.
Pointed stones dug into Celebi.
Celebi lost 12% of its health.
Sceptile used Energy Ball.
It's not very effective...
Celebi lost 34% of its health.
ROFLCOPTER1's Celebi fainted.

(2-0) Azonic
Azonic wins!
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I'm not the only one surprised by the outcome. Dark_Azelf would eat me if we battled again. XD I won by pure luck... and the numerous times that Weezing was paralyzed. :D

Layout credited to BeachBoy. :3

Aquilae · May 11, 2008

I was testing out my new team on Shoddy, which was (hopefully) not Bulky Water weak like the rest of my teams were. I was pretty angry after getting screwed over by luck on the ladder, a lot of freezes and critical hits from my opponents. So I clicked on the "Find Match" button, hoping for a decent battle...

Key:

Anything black and bolded is the battle log.
Anything green and bolded has to do with me (corper)
Anything blue and bolded has to do with my opponent (for the purposes of this log, I shall refer to him as "Opponent")
Anything purple and bolded is an instance of the opponent's pokemon being the same as mine, to avoid confusion the opponent's pokemon would be labelled as such.
Anything red is my commentary on the match
Anything black is to do with the main chat, people entering or leaving

Rules:

Ladder Match
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Strict Damage Clause

My team: (In order of appearance)

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My opponent's team will be revealed at the end.
All Leftovers/Sandstorm will be mentioned only once then they will be omitted.

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Opponent sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
corper sent out Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Gyarados's intimidate cut Zapdos's attack!
Opponent switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Cresselia lost 24% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.

I clicked on the "Find Match" button, only to recieve a battle with one of Shoddy's highest ranked players (currently in the top 5). I was intimidated by the prospect of facing such a good player, and I hastily composed myself and turned my attention to the battle on the screen.

I decided to go with the obvious move, and Thunderbolted Gyarados, as the opponent switched to Cresselia.

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corper switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Cresselia used Charge Beam.
Metagross lost 9% of its health.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.

I switch to my CB Metagross to absorb anything Cresselia would throw at Zapdos. Cresselia is going to eat a CBed, STABed Meteor Mash off 601 Attack. I input the move, then...

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Opponent switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 23% of its health.
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
Heatran restored 6% of its health.

.. Heatran comes in to take the Meteor Mash. Now I know it is not a Choiced Heatran, and either a RestTalk version or a defensive Heatran. I decide to make the switch to Swampert to get rocks down.

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corper switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
Swampert lost 33% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

Good, now Heatran will switch for fear of Earthquake, while I can get Rocks down.

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Opponent switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Swampert's attack!
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!

Got Rocks down, which means Gyara's days are numbered. I hastily make the switch to my Gyara counter..

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corper switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Gyarados used Waterfall.

Opponent switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
Pointed stones dug into Cresselia.
Cresselia lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!

Vaporeon takes the Waterfall. I decide to Wish, predicting a switch, in case Gyarados stays in and DD's it would eat HP Electric. My opponent made the switch to Cresselia, so it's just asking CBGross to come in again...

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corper switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Cresselia used Charge Beam.
Metagross lost 10% of its health.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
The wish came true!
Metagross restored 19% of its health.

Cresselia used Charge Beam.
Metagross lost 13% of its health.
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
Cresselia lost 23% of its health.

I predicted a switch to Gyarados/Heatran, and Thunderpunch to scout for the switch. Unfortunately Cresselia decides to stay in, and at this point Metagross can't take Cress locked into Thunderpunch. I make a switch to Heracross to take down Cresselia...

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corper switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
Heracross lost 28% of its health.

Opponent switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Heracross used Stone Edge.
Heracross lost 44% of its health.
Heracross's leftovers restored its health a little!
Heracross restored 6% of its health.

I predicted a switch to Gyara, and decided to Stone Edge, only to be met with an opposing Heracross. At least I know its not Life Orbed, Choiced or Burn Orbed. I switch to my Heracross counter as I couldn't risk leaving Heracross in, as it was one of my only weapons against Cresselia.

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corper switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Heracross's attack!
Heracross used Rest.
Heracross fell asleep!
Heracross restored 51% of its health.

A Rest/Talk Heracross? With Salamence in, it won't be hurting me much, so I expect the opponent to bring in Cresselia for Salamence, and switch accordingly...

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Opponent switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
Pointed stones dug into Cresselia.
Cresselia lost 12% of its health.
corper switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).

Score!

Heracross used Megahorn.
It's super effective!
Cresselia lost 68% of its health.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
Heracross lost 19% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.

fbaby has entered the room.
Heracross used Megahorn.
It's super effective!
Cresselia lost 9% of its health.
Opponent's Cresselia fainted.

My opponent predicted a switch, and thought I would Stone Edge (rendering me useless against Cresselia), but I decided to Megahorn as I was predicted he would think that way. Cresselia is down for the count.

6-5 corper

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Opponent switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
corper switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Heatran used Stealth Rock.

My opponent brings in Heatran, who 4x resists Megahorn. I decide to switch to Vaporeon as it is risky to stay in. Heatran sets up Stealth Rock, so it shows that it is a TankTran.

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Opponent switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!

corper switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
Metagross lost 6% of its health.
Heracross is fast asleep!
Heracross used Sleep Talk.
Heracross used Rest.
But it failed!
The wish came true!
Metagross restored 20% of its health.

Heracross is fast asleep!
Heracross used Sleep Talk.
Heracross used Megahorn.
Metagross lost 60% of its health.
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
Heracross lost 55% of its health.

I Wishpassed to Metagross, and Thunderpunch expecting Gyara/Heatran to come in again. I underestimated the power of Rest/Talk Heracross and ended up eating a Megahorn to the face. I can't risk staying in, so I switched to my Heracross counter, Salamence again.

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corper switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Heracross's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Heracross woke up!
Heracross used Megahorn.
It's not very effective...
Salamence lost 16% of its health.

Opponent switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
Salamence used Roost.
Salamence restored 41% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Salamence is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Salamence lost 6% of its health.

Tyranitar used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 92% of its health.
Salamence used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Tyranitar lost 88% of its health.
Opponent's Tyranitar fainted.
Salamence lost 1% of its health.
corper's Salamence fainted.

I switched in Salamence to deal with Heracross, and my opponent makes a switch to Tyranitar. I was confused at this point, and decided to go for the obvious move and Earthquake'd Tyranitar, not expecting a Scarf'd Ice Beam in the face. Fortunately, Salamence survived by the skin of its teeth, and launched a Critical Earthquake which downed the dinosaur.
*hugs defensive EVs*

5-4 corper

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Opponent switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
corper switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Heracross's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
corper switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Vaporeon.
Vaporeon lost 12% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Vaporeon's Water Absorb absorbed damage!
Vaporeon restored 13% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

Gyarados obviously has the advantage here, I make the switch to Vaporeon. The lack of Leftovers somehow tells me that this isn't a BulkyGyara.

Lone Star has entered the room.
(My good friend MS, too bad he doesn't say anything for the entire match)

Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 17% of its health.

Predicted a switch to Heatran or something else to take the HP Electric, so I Surfed. Gyarados DD'ed on my face, and probably is going to stay in, so I can snare it with HP Electric.

Gyarados used Stone Edge.
Vaporeon lost 57% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Vaporeon used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 36% of its health.
Opponent's Gyarados fainted.

Sweeper Gyarados. Should have known, but Gyarados is now down.

5-3 corper

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Opponent switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into Lucario.
Lucario lost 3% of its health.
Lucario used Close Combat.
Vaporeon lost 43% of its health.
corper's Vaporeon fainted.
Lucario's defence was lowered.
Lucario's special defence was lowered.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.

corper switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Lucario used Extremespeed.
Heracross lost 28% of its health.
corper's Heracross fainted.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.

I sacrificed Vaporeon to scout Lucario's variant, and it appears to be the Swords Dance variant. I switch to my ScarfHeracross to revenge kill it, but I forgot about Extremespeed, which cost me Heracross.

3-3 tie

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corper switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Opponent switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
It's not very effective...
Heracross lost 21% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

Heracross used Rest.
Heracross fell asleep!
Heracross restored 77% of its health.
Swampert used Hydro Pump.
Heracross lost 32% of its health.

I didn't have anything left on my team that could take down SDLuke, so I switched to Swampert to scare it away. I Earthquake, and Heracross comes in.
I completely forgot about Rest at this point, and so I used Hydro Pump, only for Heracross to Rest. I have to switch to save Swampert...

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corper switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Heracross is fast asleep!
Heracross used Sleep Talk.
Heracross used Rest.
But it failed!

Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Heracross lost 35% of its health.
Heracross is fast asleep!
Heracross used Sleep Talk.
Heracross used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Zapdos lost 41% of its health.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.

Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Heracross lost 34% of its health.
Opponent's Heracross fainted.

I switch to Zapdos, hoping it didn't have Stone Edge. I got a little lucky with Sleep Talk selecting Rest, and I Thunderbolted Heracross into oblivion.

3-2 corper

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Opponent switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into Lucario.
Lucario lost 3% of its health.
Lucario used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Zapdos lost 32% of its health.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Lucario lost 60% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Zapdos is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Zapdos lost 2% of its health.
corper's Zapdos fainted.

I decided to sacrifice Zapdos to bring in Swampert safely. Lucario used Hidden Power [Ice] on Zapdos, and Zapdos survived by the skin of its teeth and Thunderbolted Lucario, fainting to the Sandstorm.
Zapdos was Calm and Sdef EV'd, which helped it survive the HP Ice from Lucario. If Lucario had used Swords Dance, it would have prevailed against Zapdos.

2-2 corper

At this point, I relooked at my team and my opponent's team. My opponent had a Lucario at 4% and a Heatran at 100%. I had a Metagross at 40% and a Swampert at 73%. I decided to send out Swampert...

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corper switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
corper switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
Metagross lost 6% of its health.
Lucario used Close Combat.
Metagross lost 34% of its health.
corper's Metagross fainted.
Lucario's defence was lowered.
Lucario's special defence was lowered.
Lucario lost 4% of its health.
Opponent's Lucario fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

And lured in a Close Combat from Lucario, sacrificed Metagross to KO Lucario with the Life Orb recoil.

1-1 tie

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Opponent switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
corper switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
Swampert lost 31% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 71% of its health.
Opponent's Heatran fainted.
corper wins!
corper: gg
Opponent: gg
Opponent has left the room.
Lone Star has left the room.

Swampert took down Heatran with an Earthquake, netting me the win!

1-0 corper

Overall, it was a close match, and a great game.

Props:

The ladder for creating such a wonderful opportunity
My opponent for the great match and making a Heraweak team =D
The close win at the end
I got a fair amount of hax =P

Slops:

A few bad predictions from me here and there
No commentary from the spectators =(

Things I learnt:

Heracross is great no matter what the variant (as long is its not Specs =X )
RestTalk Heracross should have Megahorn and Stone Edge >.>
I need a backup Lucario counter

Opponent's team in order of appearance:

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ABYAY · Jun 2, 2008

Am I truly a hax god? ABYAY vs. Hero

Over shoddy, lalapizzame has always called me "The hax god", because every match we do, I get a hax at some point to win the game. Sometimes, it's his lack of hax against me, or I just get an overdose of it on him.

Here's a match that well proves that shoddy has some sort of association with me and hax. This was against Hero on Doug's Create-a-Pokemon server, where I'm trying to get Draceon approved for it since I can't seem to get my server to be able to connect with others.

This match should teach you all one thing...no matter how bad things look, you should never give up or give in. Fight until the very end.

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle

ABYAY sent out Capn Bones, the swift and hard-hiting Weavile to start things.
Hero sent out Hippowdon, the sand hippo that loves to play in the sand.
Capn Bones is exerting its pressure on the huge sand hippo!
Hippowdon's body whipped up a constant stream of flies...er, I mean sand!
ABYAY withdrew the silent assassin and switched in Matt, the walling Forretress.
Hippowdon used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones began to float around Matt and its team!
The sandstorm rages with ferocity.

Hippowdon is one of this team's Achille's Heels ever since I removed Swampert.
---
Hippowdon created a tremor in the ground (Earthquake).
Matt lost only 21% of its health.
Matt used Stealth Rock.
Rocks began to float around the sand leviathan.
The sandstorm rages.
Matt's apple restored its health a tad, as well as Hippowdon's.

Sure, we'll play with rocks. I tend to remove them a lot, so my team support is pretty good.
---
Hero switched in Tentacruel.
Pointed stones dug into the evil jellyfish, cutting away 1/8 of its health.
Matt started to spin rapidly, creating a a wind current that blew away the spikes. Tentacruel lost 5% of its health in the process.
The sandstorm continues to rage.
Tentacruel is smacked around by the sandstorm, causing some minor damage.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge was absorbed to recover a little bit of health.
Matt's apple gave it back a little HP.

Mixape counter...too bad I don't have one. Also, there's my obvious removal of SR from my side of the field.
---
Tentacruel used its tentacles and smacked away Matt's apple, which it can't seem to pick back up. (Knock Off)
Matt slammed on the ground, causing it to shake underneath Tentacruel.
Tentacruel lost 42% of its health, but holds somewhat strong.
The sandstorm continues, smacking around Tentacruel some more. Its Black Sludge nullified the damage, however.
Matt's apple is too far away for him to reach.

Meh...getting my item removed for some major damage on Tenta. I can deal with that.
---
Hero switched in Regirock to keep Tentacruel safe from another horrifying tremor.
Pointed stones dug into Regirock, cutting off some of its health.
Matt slammed the ground again, causing it to shake.
Regirock almost laughs at the weak attempt, losing only 16% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Regirock's apple, which it somehow eats without a mouth, gives back Regirock a little bit of health.

Regi in the sand = amazing wall. WutsaWall? is a good name for them.
---
ABYAY switched in Sowards, the physical attacking physical wall breaker (Machamp)
Regirock tried to Counter, but it had nothing to Counter.
The sandstorm continues, hitting Machamp for a little bit of damage.
Regirock's apple replenished a tad of health!

At this point, I was slightly frightened. I knew that something was going to die here.
---
Sowards got into close quarters with Regirock and started pounding it with fists of fury. (Close Combat)
It's super effective!
Regirock lost 86% of its health.
Hero's Regirock fell to the ground in pieces and fainted!
Sowards's close quarters combat left it with defenses weakened.
The sandstorm continues to hit Machamp around.

You don't mess with CBChamp. He was really surprised at the damage there.
---

ABYAY: 6 - Hero: 5

---
Hero switched in Tentacruel, already weakened from earlier battering.
Pointed stones dug into the jellyfish once again.
Tentacruel rides a huge wave at Machamp (Surf)
Sowards lost 44% of its health, over half of its current amount of HP.
Sowards began to pummel Tentacruel with fists of fury.
Although resisted, Tentacruel is battered with too many bruises to stay and fight.
Tentacruel lost 52% of its health.
Hero's Tentacruel fainted!
Sowards's is left with even less of defense than before.
The sandstorm hits Machamp slightly.

That's what I'm talkin about! another one bites the dust.
---

ABYAY: 6 - Hero: 4

---
Hero switched in Dusknoir, an evil ghost to get in the way of.
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure on Machamp.
Pointed stones dug into the ghost, cutting away 1/8 of its health.
ABYAY switched in a ticked off jellyfish that hates being nerfed from its first generation days (Tentacruel)
Dusknoir hits the ground, causing it to shake ravenously.
It's super effective!
I got nerf'd from R/B/Y! lost 115% of its health.
ABYAY's jellyfish is calmed with a horrible fainting.
The sandstorm continues, hitting Dusknoir slightly.

Choice Banded Dusknoir...this threw me off rather badly. I was planning to Toxic Spikes the field on its switch out, but didn't get the time.
---

ABYAY: 5 - Hero: 4

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ABYAY switched in Sean, the joyful, yet spooky Mismagius.
Hero switched in Tyranitar, which whipped up the sandstorm, even though it didn't need to.
Pointed stones dug into the rocky monster.
Sean focused its mind to increase its special stats.
The sandstorm persists and hits the ghost, but Sean's leftovers restored the damage.
Tyranitar eats a little of its apple to restore health.

CM on its switch, expecting a Blissey, but Tyranitar is so much worse for mismag.
---
Sean used a mystical, fighting style Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 82% of its health from the extreme weakness, but stands and continues to fight.
Tyranitar used a mystical Dragon Dance to heighten its speed and attack.
The sandstorm rages, hitting Sean for minor damage. The apple restores his health back.
Tyranitar's apple also heals a little bit of the sting.

Okay, DDTar is bad...I didn't want to swap out because it have had "plans" for Forretress in the name of Flamethrower or something.
---
Tyranitar crunches Sean with razor sharp fangs.
It's super effective!
Sean lost 218% of its health.
Sean fell apart into pieces from the tearing of its body and fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Tyranitar's apple heals it a little.

Ah well, Tyranitar is nearly dead, so I can clean it up.
---

ABYAY: 4 - Hero: 4

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ABYAY switched in Matt, somewhat damaged from earlier on.
Tyranitar created a tremor, wishing it was a ground type.
Matt lost 28% of its health.
Matt began to spin and then tackled Tyranitar with much force.(Gyro Ball)
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 51% of its health.
Hero's Tyranitar took too much and collapsed to the ground.
The sandstorm continues.

I expected a switch, but that's favor for me that he didn't.
---

ABYAY: 4 - Hero: 3

---
Hero switched in Dusknoir, still pleased from its earlier kill.
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure on Matt.
Pointed stones dug into Dusknoir, causing a little more damage.
Dusknoir's hand became wrapped in a fiery cloak and hit Matt in the "face". (Fire Punch)
It's super effective!
Matt lost 75% of its health.
ABYAY's Matt melted from the intense heat and fainted.
The sandstorm rages on, hitting Dusknoir for another round.

I didn't have a safe switch in, so Forry had to bite it.
---

ABYAY: 3 - Hero: 3

---
ABYAY switched in Sowards, who is weak from the earlier damage.
Sowards gathered its rage and revenged Dusknoir for a weakened amount (Payback).
It's super effective!
Dusknoir lost 51% of its health.
Dusknoir cloaked its hand in fire again, and punched Sowards with it.
Sowards lost 39% of its health, just about as much health as it had.
ABYAY's Sowards fell to the ground, taking more punishment than it could handle.
The sandstorm rages, hitting Dusknoir again.

Weavile would've been a better switch in here with Pursuit, but it was too late.
---

ABYAY: 2 - Hero: 3

---
ABYAY switched in Capn Bones, who hasn't been on the field since the beginning of the match.
Capn Bones is exerting its pressure on Dusknoir.
Capn Bones pursued Dusknoir, although it stood around.
It's super effective!
Dusknoir lost 95% of its health.
Hero's Dusknoir fainted, but died happily, racking 3 kills for its team.
The sandstorm pummels Capn Bones.

Revenge!
---

ABYAY: 2 - Hero: 2

---
Hero switched in Jirachi, the thing I hate.
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi, but the steel body is only scratched.
ABYAY switched in Bruce, the pink blob that we all seem to love to sponge special attacks.
Jirachi used an electrified punch.
Bruce lost 18% of its health.
The sandstorm continues, hitting Blissey for a little bit of damage. Its 38 apples finally restore its health a little.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little as well.

Dang...Jirachi. It's another team weakness I have aside from Forry covering it. Prepare for stall warz!
---
Jirachi focused its mind and slammed into Blissey with its head (Zen Headbutt).
Bruce lost 28% of its health.
Bruce tossed Jirachi by using the force of gravity (Seismic Toss).
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
The sandstorm rages, hitting Bruce, but it has all of those apples to replenish its health. Good thing Bruce has yet to get Diabetes. Jirachi takes a quick snack as well.

Physical Jirachi and not CM...good thing too.
---
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
Bruce lost 28% of its health.
Bruce created an electrical jolt and fired it at Jirachi's metal body (Thunder Wave).
Jirachi is paralysed, crippling it and having a chance of not being able to move.
The sandstorm persists, doing its normal damage. Bruce's apples and Jirachi's leftovers are there yet again.

If I didn't avoid hax there, then it would've been over. Therefore, hax 1.
---
Bruce created an egg of energy to restore half of its health (Softboiled).
Bruce restored 50% of its health.
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
Bruce lost 28% of its health.
The sandstorm rages. The usual exchange of leftovers occurs.

Now to stall and toss.
---
Bruce used Softboiled.
Bruce restored 50% of its health.
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
Bruce lost 32% of its health.
The sandstorm continues, hitting Bruce as both her and Jirachi have their snacks.
---
Bruce used Seismic Toss.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi threw an icy punch at Bruce.
Bruce lost 18% of its health.
The sandstorm rages. Both Bruce and Jirachi are getting tired of their leftovers, but continue to eat anyway.

His tactics change to try and freeze me with Serene Grace.
---
Bruce used Softboiled.
Bruce restored 50% of its health.
Jirachi used Ice Punch.
Bruce lost 17% of its health.
The sandstorm buffets Bruce again, but the apples restore the damage. Jirachi snacks as well.
---
Bruce used Seismic Toss.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi used Ice Punch.
Bruce lost 17% of its health.
The sandstorm rages. The usual happens again.
---
Bruce used Seismic Toss.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi used Ice Punch.
Bruce lost 20% of its health.
Bruce was encased in a huge block of ice!
The sandstorm continues. Bruce somehow gets hit by the sandstorm, and then miraculously eats its apples.

Natural Cure please?
---
ABYAY switched in Capn Bones (Weavile), ready to take the blow for the frozen Bruce.
Bruce's Natural Cure removed the block of ice around it.
Capn Bones exerts its pressure on Jirachi.
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
You can't use mind powerz on a dark type!
The sandstorm rages. Capn bones is buffeted while Jirachi restores health.

Thunderpunch was expected there, but I guess he thought I was gonna let Blissey die.
---
ABYAY switched in Bruce, unfrozen and ready to go.
Jirachi made a wish to the skies for a safe life ahead.
The sandstorm rages.

As if I didn't know what was to come.
---
Hero switched in Hippowdon, who hasn't been around for a while.
Hippowdon's Sand Stream continued the sandstorm.
Pointed stones dug into the sandy hippo, doing a little damage.
Bruce created another egg of health-replenishing.
Bruce restored 50% of its health.
Jirachi's wish came true, giving Hippowdon a thankful restoration of health.
The sandstorm continues. Bruce is hit, but its apples restore its health. Hippowdon is restored a little by its leftovers as well.

Blissey's trapped now. If I swap, then Weavile basically dies. I best do all the damage I can.
---
Bruce used Seismic Toss.
Hippowdon lost 24% of its health.
Hippowdon made the ground shake.
Bruce lost 41% of its health.
The sandstorm rages. Bruce is hit, but restores its health back with leftovers. Hippowdon also restores a little HP.
---
Bruce used another gravity toss.
Hippowdon lost 24% of its health.
Hippowdon used Earthquake.
Bruce lost 40% of its health.
The sandstorm rages and the usual happens.
---
Bruce used Seismic Toss.
Hippowdon lost 24% of its health.
Hippowdon used Earthquake.
Bruce lost 41% of its health.
ABYAY's Bruce stressed out from the punishment and suffered a stroke!
The sandstorm rages. Hippowdon snacks on the apples that Bruce dropped, recovering a little health.

You can tell I was getting bored with the sandstorm part. Anyway, now I'm down 2v1.
---

ABYAY: 1 - Hero: 2

---
ABYAY switched in Capn Bones, the last of ABYAY's team.
Capn Bones is exerting its pressure!
Capn Bones used a real icy punch, much better than Jirachi's.
It's super effective on the ground hippo.
Hippowdon lost 51% of its health.
Hero's Hippowdon couldn't live any more.
The sandstorm rages, hitting Capn Bones for some minor damage.

I thought it was over, but that damage was rather excessive. I guess he's lacking some defense or HP EVs...
---

ABYAY: 1 - Hero: 1
Hero switched in Jirachi, the last of Hero's team.
Pointed stones scratch Jirachi's metal body.
Capn Bones slammed its fist down on Jirachi (Brick Break).
Jirachi lost 19% of its health.
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The sandstorm continues. Capn Bones is buffeted while Jirachi plays in the sand with leftovers at hand.

Hax 2
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Capn Bones used Brick Break.
Jirachi lost 22% of its health.
Jirachi wished to the skies yet again.
The sandstorm rages and the same as last turn happens.

All I can do is Brick Break away.
---
Capn Bones used Brick Break.
Jirachi lost 22% of its health.
Jirachi is paralysed! It can't move!
The wish came true, aiding Jirachi's torn body.
Jirachi restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages and the usual happens.

Hax 3
---
Capn Bones used Brick Break.
Jirachi lost 22% of its health.
Jirachi can't move from the paralysis.
The sandstorm persists to cause me to write out the usual of things.

Hax 4
---
Capn Bones used Brick Break.
Jirachi lost 20% of its health.
Jirachi got hax'd! It can't move!
The sandstorm rages, and this is the last time I have to say this.

Hax 5
---
Capn Bones used Brick Break.
A crucial blow!
Jirachi lost 42% of its health.
Hero's Jirachi died from the hax it was given.
ABYAY wins!

...Hax 6

He deserved to win this more than myself thanks to my horrid playing, but as a person that has hax luck, I can only accept it.

I apologize if it's sorta cluttered, but give me some critique about writing it out, and I'll fix it for the next one.

Aquilae · Jun 15, 2008

Risk ~ Reward - Aquilae vs. Dark_Azelf

So I was bored one Saturday night. I logged in to ABYAY's server to lurk and hopefully have a couple of decent battles. I knew my prayers were answered when Dark_Azelf logged in to the server, so I decided to challenge him....

Rules:

Evasion Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sleep Clause
Species Clause

Key:

Anything black and bolded is the battle log.
Anything green and bolded has to do with me (Aquilae) and my pokemon
Anything blue and bolded has to do with Dark_Azelf and his pokemon
Anything dark blue is my commentary on the match
Anything black is to do with the main chat, people entering or leaving

My team: (in order of appearance)

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Note: Dark_Azelf's team would not be revealed at the start, to add to the suspense.

All Leftovers recovery will be mentioned initially, then omitted. Similarly, all Sandstorm damage will be mentioned first when the Sandstorm comes into play, then omitted. All nicknames will be omitted.

Aquilae sent out Zapdos.
Dark_Azelf sent out Zapdos.
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!

Dark_Azelf: >_<
Ambient has entered the room.
Aquilae: Oh wow
Ambient: Same Lead XD
Aquilae: Epic Showdown
Dark_Azelf: =p

Epic commenting!

Both of us open up with the same pokemon, Zapdos. Obviously both of us are never going to beat each other one-on-one, so I switched to a definite Zapdos counter...

Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Zapdos used Discharge.
It doesn't affect Swampert...

I'm wary here as Zapdos can easily outstall Swampert given that it does not have Roar. Hopefully Dark_Azelf would switch out giving me time to setup Stealth Rock which would hinder Zapdos' walling capabilities.

Syaoran has entered the room.
Dark_Azelf switched in Bronzong.
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around Dark_Azelf's team!

Bronzong is definitely carrying Hypnosis - Swampert would beat it one-on-one otherwise. Predicting the Hypnosis, I go to Zapdos, which has Sleep Talk...

Aquilae switched in Zapdos.
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Zapdos fell asleep!

Syaoran: free stealth rock anyone?
Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Bronzong used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around Aquilae's team!

Bronzong would manage to get Stealth Rock up which means my two SR weak pokemon - Salamence and Zapdos, won't live too long due to my lack of a spinner.

At this point I started thinking - Why would D_A (Dark_Azelf) switchin Bronzong into Swampert just for Hypnosis? Wouldn't there be better options to deal with it? It should be that Swampert walls some if not all of his pokemon - he has no ways of efficiently dealing with it.

Dark_Azelf switched in Starmie.
Pointed stones dug into Starmie.
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Hydro Pump.
Swampert's attack missed!
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.

Starmie used Rapid Spin.
Starmie blew away the spikes!
Swampert lost 2% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
Starmie lost 51% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.

Dark_Azelf: Ouch..
Syaoran: noob

Don't you just love Syaoran's enlightening comments?

I just went with the move that would be most damaging to Bronzong.

Here Starmie cannot harm Swampert sufficiently unless it carries Grass Knot which is mostly not considered due to its poor type coverage.

At this point my impulsiveness kicks in, I Earthquake expecting a Surf or an Ice Beam, both which Swampert can take. Earthquake is a 2HKO so it would be forced to Recover giving me a free turn.

To my surprise, D_A used Rapid Spin only to get hit in the face by a STAB Earthquake. Since Starmie is unlikely to stay in, or if it would it would Recover, I decide to set the Rocks up again.

Dark_Azelf switched in Bronzong.
Swampert used Stealth Rock.

Swampert used Hydro Pump.
Bronzong lost 30% of its health.
Bronzong used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Ambient: XD
Ambient: SR Again
Aquilae switched in Zapdos.
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Dark_Azelf switched in Starmie.
Pointed stones dug into Starmie.
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.

D_A switched to Bronzong, allowing me to get Rocks up again. I sensed an opportunity to wear Bronzong down further, due to its lack of recovery, so I used Hydro Pump.

Bronzong set up Reflect, which I was certain was for Starmie, cushioning the blow from Swampert's Earthquake to stand a chance of defeating it. I predicted a switch to Starmie, so I switched to Zapdos which would tank Starmie.

Dark_Azelf switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
Zapdos is fast asleep!
Zapdos used Sleep Talk.
Zapdos used Hidden Power.
Tyranitar lost 11% of its health.

Arrgh, Tyranitar. This basically locks me into a deadly mindgame, either Zapdos stays in and risks Stone Edge/Earthquake (after Roost), or it switches out and gets hit by Pursuit.

I remember my previous battles with D_A, the times where he Pursuited Zapdos rendering it useless for the rest of the game. I decided to stay in and hopefully tank Pursuit with Roost.

There has been many instances like this when the randomness of Sleep Talk has let me down, so I decided to just wait for Zapdos to awake and Roost.

Zapdos is fast asleep!
Tyranitar used Pursuit.
Zapdos lost 39% of its health.

Zapdos is fast asleep!
Tyranitar used Pursuit.
Zapdos lost 36% of its health.

Syaoran: no ice beam? no grass knot? NOOB
Dark_Azelf: eww

Zapdos woke up!
Zapdos used Roost.
Zapdos restored 50% of its health.
Tyranitar used Pursuit.
Zapdos lost 34% of its health.
Tyranitar's reflect wore off!

Syaoran: hahahah
Aquilae: =D
Dark_Azelf: fail...

Actually Zapdos is Calm and SDef EVs so Ice Beam wouldn't scratch it off Tyranitar's sad base 95 SpA.

Anyway I stayed in to tank Pursuit, looking at the damage it is clear that this is a Choice Banded Tyranitar D_A is using. Zapdos awakes at just the right moment allowing it to Roost off the Pursuits.

Dark_Azelf switched in Bronzong.
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos used Roost.
Zapdos restored 50% of its health.

Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 32% of its health.
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Zapdos fell asleep!

Bronzong switches in, and I wear it down further with Thunderbolt knowing that it can't hurt Zapdos, Zapdos can absorb Sleep and Reflect does not bother Zapdos in the least.

Dark_Azelf switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
Zapdos is fast asleep!
Zapdos used Sleep Talk.
Zapdos used Hidden Power.
Tyranitar lost 13% of its health.

Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Tyranitar used Crunch.
Swampert lost 47% of its health.

The big dino comes in and threatens Zapdos again. Seeing as D_A is unlikely to repeat Pursuit earlier, I switch to Swampert. Swampert takes 47% from Crunch, leaving it at a position where the next Crunch would stand a chance to KO it.

In desperation, I switch to my only Dark resist:

Aquilae switched in Heracross.
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Dark_Azelf switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.

Aquilae switched in Vaporeon.
Pointed stones dug into Vaporeon.
Vaporeon lost 12% of its health.
Dark_Azelf switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Vaporeon's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Salamence's leftovers restored its health a little!
Salamence restored 6% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

Dark_Azelf: =/

Yeah, so for some reason he runs away from Swampert, back to Bronzong to put up Reflect I think. Considering that I use a ScarfCross - Bronzong's Gyro Ball would hurt a lot and it would be potentially fatal to Heracross banking on its high speed.
Not to mention Megahorn wouldn't stand a chance of KOing Bronzong, according to the EV spread that D_A uses (Impish with Def and HP EVs).

I switch out to Vaporeon to scout for counters to Heracross, as it beats common physical walls one-on-one. Except Salamence.

Judging by the nature of its switchin, and the fact that it held Leftovers, it is most probably a BulkyMence, either the DD variant or the Toxic/Draco Meteor variant.

It most probably won't stay in Vaporeon with the threat of Ice Beam, so I Wish on the predicted switch and try to heal Swampert and Heracross.

Dark_Azelf switched in Starmie.
Pointed stones dug into Starmie.
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!
The sandstorm rages.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

Starmie used Rapid Spin.
Starmie blew away the spikes!
Vaporeon lost 3% of its health.
Vaporeon used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 51% of its health.
Dark_Azelf's Starmie fainted.
The wish came true!
Vaporeon restored 50% of its health.

Syaoran: wish bliss illegal DA you can no longer protect on my Explosion
Syaoran: =D
Dark_Azelf: edkfnrgdv
Aquilae: You can still use it on this server
Dark_Azelf: fail prediction =[
Syaoran: this server sucks then

Starmie comes in after a Wish. Since switching to Zapdos means that Tyranitar gets a free turn to deal more damage, I decide to leave Vaporeon in - it can take an UnSTABed Thunderbolt from standard Spinner Starmie and recover off the damage with Wish.

To my surprise Starmie stays in to.. Rapid Spin while it is down with HP Electric.

D_A makes a very intelligent comment here, I am in agreement about edkfnrgdv.

Battle Statistics:

Code:

[LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2]O----------------------------------------------------O
| Aquilae - 6 pokemon    | Dark_Azelf - 5 pokemon    |
|----------------------------------------------------|
[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New]| Zapdos          -  72% | Zapdos              - 100%|
| Swampert        -  53% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Starmie             -   0%|[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New]| Heracross       -  82% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Bronzong            -  50%|
| Vaporeon        -  85% | Tyranitar           -  52%|
| Metagross       - 100% | Salamence           -  75%|
| Salamence       - 100% | ?                   - 100%|
O----------------------------------------------------O
#-----------------------------------#
|               Field               |
|-----------------------------------|
| Aquilae         | Dark_Azelf      |
|-----------------------------------|
| Stealth Rock    | N/A             |
#-----------------------------------#[/FONT][/LEFT]

Dark_Azelf switched in Zapdos.
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos used Metal Sound.
Swampert's special defence was harshly lowered.

Aquilae: eww
Aquilae switched in Vaporeon.
Pointed stones dug into Vaporeon.
Vaporeon lost 12% of its health.
Zapdos used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Vaporeon lost 10% of its health.

Aquilae: MS-Dos sucks IMO
Aquilae: =/
Dark_Azelf: >=[

MS-Dos! (Metal Sound Zapdos)

I kinda agree that MS-Dos sucks as it can't hit its counters hard even with Metal Sound, and it is easily nullified by switching. Zapdos won't use Discharge on Swampert so I switch to Vaporeon to take the Hidden Power [Ice].

Actually I was threatened by MS-Dos as it could beat Swampert and I would be forced to switch in Heracross or Metagross to deal with it.

Zapdos used Metal Sound.
Vaporeon's special defence was harshly lowered.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!

Syaoran: shut up and die
Aquilae: fail prediction
Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos used Hidden Power.
Swampert lost 23% of its health.
The wish came true!
Swampert restored 50% of its health.

Syaoran: smashed
Ambient has left the room.

I take the predicted Metal Sound, Wishing and passing to Swampert which is healed by the Wish, which could force Zapdos to Roost allowing for a KO from Earthquake, or take HP Ice and Avalanche back.

Dark_Azelf switched in Blissey .
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Aquilae switched in Heracross.
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Heracross lost 32% of its health.

Dark_Azelf switched in Bronzong.
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Heracross used Stone Edge.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 12% of its health.

Blissey switches in while I get Rocks up. Mixpert cannot deal with Blissey so I switch to Heracross to take the Seismic Toss seeing as Blissey probably won't use Thunder Wave.

A good move on D_A's part, using Bronzong to take the predicted Stone Edge; now Heracross takes a hard hit - it cannot afford to come in anymore given that residual damage is adding up.

Ambient has entered the room.
Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!

I switchin Swampert to scare off Bronzong and force a switch to Blissey. I hastily switch to Zapdos in the hope that it could PP stall Blissey with Pressure and Roost.

Aquilae switched in Zapdos.
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Dark_Azelf switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.

Zapdos is fast asleep!
Zapdos used Sleep Talk.
Zapdos used Hidden Power.
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Zapdos lost 26% of its health.

PICK ROOST NOW

Zapdos is fast asleep!
Zapdos used Sleep Talk.
Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Zapdos lost 26% of its health.
Aquilae's Zapdos fainted.

Ouch, so Zapdos didn't pick Roost after all, a 4/9th chance. Well, Zapdos couldn't do much right now considering that it can't stop any of D_A's pokemon except Bronzong, which 2 remaning members of my team can do.

Battle Statistics:

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[LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2]O----------------------------------------------------O
| Aquilae - 5 pokemon    | Dark_Azelf - 5 pokemon    |
|----------------------------------------------------|
[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [LEFT][FONT=Courier New]| Zapdos          -   0% | Zapdos              - 100%|
| Swampert        -  86% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Starmie             -   0%|[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New]| Heracross       -  26% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Bronzong            -  44%|
| Vaporeon        -  63% | Tyranitar           -  52%|
| Metagross       - 100% | Salamence           -  75%|
| Salamence       - 100% | Blissey             -  70%|
O----------------------------------------------------O
#-----------------------------------#
|               Field               |
|-----------------------------------|
| Aquilae         | Dark_Azelf      |
|-----------------------------------|
| Stealth Rock    | Stealth Rock    |
|                 | Reflect         |
#-----------------------------------#[/FONT][/LEFT]
 [/LEFT]

I switch in my last reliable physical attacker...

Aquilae switched in Metagross.
Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
Metagross lost 6% of its health.
Ambient: Revenge :O
Syaoran: OU IS BORING

Listen to Syaoran people!

I predict a switch to Zapdos or Bronzong, two pokemon that resist Meteor Mash, I send out Swampert to do more damage.

Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Dark_Azelf switched in Zapdos.
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.

Aquilae: lose faster

The battle is taking its toll on me, I'm sure Zapdos would be beaten by Avalanche from Swampert, taking down a crucial part of D_A's defence.

Dark_Azelf switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Avalanche.
Blissey lost 7% of its health.
Blissey's reflect wore off!

Aquilae switched in Metagross.
Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
Metagross lost 6% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Metagross is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Dark_Azelf: =p

Blissey. Bait for Metagross which doesn't mind paralysis (its as slow as molasses either way), both Zapdos and Bronzong are at critical health. I pick my move, Choice Band boosted STAB Meteor Mash...

Dark_Azelf switched in Bronzong.
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 32% of its health.

Bronzong used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 16% of its health.
Dark_Azelf's Bronzong fainted.
Metagross's attack was raised.

I Meteor Mash, leaving Bronzong at critical health after Leftovers recovery. One more Meteor Mash should do it...

And Bronzong outspeeds me and sets up Reflect greatly limiting Metagross' sweeping capabilities, even with the attack boost.

Battle Statistics:

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[LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2]O----------------------------------------------------O
| Aquilae - 5 pokemon   | Dark_Azelf - 4 pokemon     |
|----------------------------------------------------|
[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [LEFT][FONT=Courier New]| Zapdos         -   0% | Zapdos               -  75%|
| Swampert       -  86% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Starmie              -   0%|[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New]| Heracross      -  26% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Bronzong             -   0%|
| Vaporeon       -  63% | Tyranitar            -  52%|
| Metagross (PRZ)-  88% | Salamence            -  75%|
| Salamence      - 100% | Blissey              -  51%|
O----------------------------------------------------O
#-----------------------------------#
|               Field               |
|-----------------------------------|
| Aquilae         | Dark_Azelf      |
|-----------------------------------|
| Stealth Rock    | Stealth Rock    |
|                 | Reflect         |
#-----------------------------------#[/FONT][/LEFT]
 [/LEFT]

Ambient has left the room.
Dark_Azelf switched in Salamence.
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Salamence used Roost.
Salamence restored 50% of its health.

I switch in Swampert to sponge Salamence's attacks, but D_A Roosts instead of Earthquaking. I predict a switch to Blissey...

Dark_Azelf switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
Blissey lost 20% of its health.

Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 42% of its health.

Aquilae: I should stop using -speed
Aquilae: and run SwampBoah
Dark_Azelf: =p
Dark_Azelf: swampboah pwns lol
Syaoran: pwns itself
Dark_Azelf: X

Arrgh, Blissey outspeeds Swampert due to Swampert's Relaxed nature (-Speed +Def). The critical hit didn't matter honestly, I make another switch to Metagross in an effort to down Blissey...

Aquilae switched in Metagross.
Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
Metagross lost 6% of its health.
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.

Dark_Azelf switched in Zapdos.
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
It's not very effective...
Zapdos lost 28% of its health.
Zapdos's reflect wore off!

Zapdos is hanging on by the skin of its teeth now, Reflect saved it from an untimely demise. It is most probably going to Roost, so I send out Swampert...

Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos used Roost.
Zapdos restored 50% of its health.

Aquilae switched in Metagross.
Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
Metagross lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos used Metal Sound.
Zapdos's attack missed!

Zapdos used Roost.
Zapdos restored 50% of its health.
Metagross is paralysed! It can't move!

Ahhh! I predicted a HP Ice and went straight to Metagross, Zapdos' Metal Sound missed so it was going to Roost since it couldn't afford to take another Meteor Mash. Earthquake might seem the obvious move here but I really couldn't afford giving Zapdos free hits on Metagross and Salamence coming in. I Meteor Mash hoping to do at least respectable damage to Zapdos, but Paralysis strikes =(

Zapdos used Discharge.
Metagross lost 43% of its health.
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
It's not very effective...
Zapdos lost 52% of its health.

Can't afford to sacrifice my only Blissey counter can I?

Syaoran has left the room.
Aquilae switched in Swampert.
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos used Discharge.
It doesn't affect Swampert...

Zapdos should stop running Electric attacks to get walled by Swampert =P

The only move I have that would remotely hurt Zapdos was Avalanche, so I went along with it...

Zapdos used Metal Sound.
Swampert's special defence was harshly lowered.
Swampert used Avalanche.
It's super effective!
Zapdos lost 38% of its health.

Now Zapdos is sitting at 9% health, so its going to Roost allowing me to Earthquake for the KO...

Zapdos used Hidden Power.
Swampert lost 46% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Zapdos...

Desperate, I select Avalanche again only to be met up with...

Zapdos used Hidden Power.
A critical hit!
Swampert lost 93% of its health.
Aquilae's Swampert fainted.

Dark_Azelf: =O
Dark_Azelf: hax

=(

Battle Statistics:

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[LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2]O--------------------------------------------------O
| Aquilae - 4 pokemon   | Dark_Azelf - 4 pokemon   |
|--------------------------------------------------|
[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [LEFT][FONT=Courier New]| Zapdos         -   0% | Zapdos             -   9%|
| Swampert       -   0% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Starmie            -   0%|[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New]| Heracross      -  26% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Bronzong           -   0%|
| Vaporeon       -  63% | Tyranitar          -  52%|
| Metagross (PRZ)-  33% | Salamence          - 100%|
| Salamence      - 100% | Blissey            -  77%|
O--------------------------------------------------O
#-----------------------------------#
|               Field               |
|-----------------------------------|
| Aquilae         | Dark_Azelf      |
|-----------------------------------|
| Stealth Rock    | Stealth Rock    |
#-----------------------------------#[/FONT][/LEFT]
 [/LEFT]

Aquilae switched in Heracross.
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.

Heracross outspeeds Zapdos basically meaning it can't Roost and any attack that Hera throws at it, sans Pursuit, will KO it.
I might Stone Edge but it is an obvious move opening up the field for Blissey and Tyranitar to mess with me. I use Close Combat to nail them both but guess what comes in...

Dark_Azelf switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Heracross's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Heracross used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Salamence lost 19% of its health.
Heracross's defence and special defence was lowered.

Heracross used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Salamence lost 20% of its health.
Heracross's defence and special defence was lowered.
Salamence used Dragon Claw.
Heracross lost 104% of its health.
Aquilae's Heracross fainted.

Okay.. I get met up with Salamence. Either:

D_A knew that I knew he wasn't going to switch to Salamence and thus played at face value
D_A for some reason thinks that BulkyMence can take on ScarfCross with Stealth Rock up (it can't, due to Hera outspeeding and doing ~40% average damage, landing 2 hits, one on the switchin)
D_A made a completely random move

In retrospect it would be beneficial for Zapdos to stay in and scout for Hera's move, switching out basically gurantees a KO since Stealth Rock is up.

I just sacrificed Hera to allow my Salamence "counter" to come in unharmed...

Battle Statistics:

Code:

[LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2]O---------------------------------------------------O
| Aquilae - 3 pokemon   | Dark_Azelf - 4 pokemon    |
|---------------------------------------------------|[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[LEFT][FONT=Courier New]| Zapdos         -   0% | Zapdos              -   9%|
| Swampert       -   0% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Starmie             -   0%|[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New]| Heracross      -   0% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Bronzong            -   0%|
| Vaporeon       -  63% | Tyranitar           -  52%|
| Metagross (PRZ)-  33% | Salamence           -  36%|
| Salamence      - 100% | Blissey             -  77%|
O---------------------------------------------------O
#-----------------------------------#
|               Field               |
|-----------------------------------|
| Aquilae         | Dark_Azelf      |
|-----------------------------------|
| Stealth Rock    | Stealth Rock    |
#-----------------------------------#[/FONT][/LEFT]
 [/LEFT]

Aquilae switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Salamence's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.

I EV'd my BulkyDDMence to outspeed base 125s after one Dragon Dance, which basically means it handily outspeeds and beats standard BulkyMence by a few points.
Intimidate also works in my favor allowing me to take a Dragon Claw from D_A's Salamence.

Salamence used Dragon Claw.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 86% of its health.
Dark_Azelf's Salamence fainted.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.

I score a KO on Salamence.

Battle Statistics:

Code:

[LEFT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2]O---------------------------------------------------O
| Aquilae - 3 pokemon   | Dark_Azelf - 3 pokemon    |
|---------------------------------------------------|
[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]| Zapdos          -  0% | Zapdos              -   9%|
| Swampert        -  0% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Starmie             -   0%|[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New]| Heracross       -  0% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Bronzong            -   0%|
| Vaporeon        - 63% | Tyranitar           -  52%|
| Metagross (PRZ) - 33% | Salamence           -   0%|
| Salamence       - 65% | Blissey             -  77%|
O---------------------------------------------------O
#-----------------------------------#
|               Field               |
|-----------------------------------|
| Aquilae         | Dark_Azelf      |
|-----------------------------------|
| Stealth Rock    | Stealth Rock    |
#-----------------------------------#[/FONT][/LEFT]

Dark_Azelf switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.

Salamence can't take Blissey on due to Ice Beam being present on Blissey, and without a prior boost from Dragon Dance and significant Attack EV investment, as well as good physical attacks, Salamence would be hard-pressed to deal more than 50% to Blissey.

I can't send in Metagross now as Blissey outspeeds and KOs it with Seismic Toss. I switch to my remaning team supporter...

Aquilae switched in Vaporeon.
Pointed stones dug into Vaporeon.
Vaporeon lost 12% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Vaporeon is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Dark_Azelf has cornered my team. I cannot get off a Wishpass to Metagross or Salamence due to both of them being slaughtered by Blissey. I decide to Wish and Roar shuffle to get Tyranitar/Zapdos on the field and take down Tyranitar, but it is quite doubtful.

Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Vaporeon lost 22% of its health.
Vaporeon is paralysed! It can't move!

With that untimely paralysis, Vaporeon can't get in a Wish enough to save itself. I try to get in a Wish to pass to Salamence in the hopes that I get a critical hit on Blissey (unlikely)

This is probably the turning point of the whole battle, Dark_Azelf is now almost guranteed of winning.

Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Vaporeon lost 22% of its health.
Vaporeon is paralysed! It can't move!

Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Vaporeon lost 22% of its health.
Aquilae's Vaporeon fainted.

Dark_Azelf: =/

I agree Dark_Azelf, =/

The second paralysis secures D_A's victory. It was just like rubbing salt into my wound, now I would have to count on Salamence and Metagross to finish the game which is unlikely.

Battle Statistics:

Code:

[LEFT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2]O---------------------------------------------------O
| Aquilae - 2 pokemon   | Dark_Azelf - 3 pokemon    |
|---------------------------------------------------|[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[LEFT][FONT=Courier New]| Zapdos         -   0% | Zapdos              -   9%|
| Swampert       -   0% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Starmie             -   0%|[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New]| Heracross      -   0% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Bronzong            -   0%|
| Vaporeon  (PRZ)-   0% | Tyranitar           -  52%|
| Metagross (PRZ)-  33% | Salamence           -   0%|
| Salamence      -  65% | Blissey             -  65%|
O---------------------------------------------------O
#-----------------------------------#
|               Field               |
|-----------------------------------|
| Aquilae         | Dark_Azelf      |
|-----------------------------------|
| Stealth Rock    | Stealth Rock    |
#-----------------------------------#[/FONT][/LEFT]
 [/LEFT]

Aquilae switched in Metagross.
Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
Metagross lost 6% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Metagross lost 27% of its health.
Aquilae's Metagross fainted.

Forgetting Metagross was in KO range and slower I stupidly sacrifice it. If Salamence could just pull off a critical hit....

Aquilae switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Blissey's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Salamence used Dragon Claw.
Blissey lost 51% of its health.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Salamence is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Salamence lost 26% of its health.
Aquilae's Salamence fainted.

Dark_Azelf wins!

So it didn't have Ice Beam after all... =(

Battle Statistics:

Code:

 [LEFT][LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2]O---------------------------------------------------O
| Aquilae - 0 pokemon   | Dark_Azelf - 3 pokemon    |
|---------------------------------------------------|
[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT]
[FONT=Courier New]| Zapdos         -   0% | Zapdos              -   9%|
| Swampert       -   0% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Starmie             -   0%|[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New]| Heracross      -   0% | [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Bronzong            -   0%|
| Vaporeon  (PRZ)-   0% | Tyranitar           -  52%|
| Metagross (PRZ)-   0% | Salamence           -   0%|
| Salamence      -   0% | Blissey             -  14%|
O---------------------------------------------------O
#-----------------------------------#
|               Field               |
|-----------------------------------|
| Aquilae         | Dark_Azelf      |
|-----------------------------------|
| Stealth Rock    | Stealth Rock    |
#-----------------------------------#[/FONT][/LEFT]

Not a really close match but it was a great game from Dark_Azelf.

Props:

Dark_Azelf for the great game
Syaoran for having such wonderful commentary that I had to censor part of it

Slops:

The parahax and crithax aaaaa
A few off predictions from me

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading this!

Dark_Azelf's team:

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Anti · Jun 16, 2008

Mamo Weak Team Go Go Go !!!!!!!!!

Introduction

This is a battle I had a good month or so ago. It was when my "joke" of an offensive team was made and it started spewing out victories like mad. Before I finalized the team (the final version is 22-0, and many of you have battled it), I went through a lot of testing to make it a serious team due to its initial success. This was one of these experiment battles, using a Metal Sound Lucario to see if it was any good. It is no longer on the team actually (Sub/CM Suicune is the new Jefferson), but it sure served me well in this battle. BeachBoy and I both tested this team BTW.

Anyways, the joke theme it was meant to have was actually a president theme. The first six presidents of the United States of America are the nicknames of my pokemon. Because we all know that 5' 3" John Adams TOTALLY looked like Machamp. George Washongton must have been with me in spirit as I battled with this team, because as SpecsMence, the old general of the Continental Army was leading the other 5 troops to victory. Enough with the historical metaphors, let's move on to the battle!

I wanted to see just how good this team and MS Lucario could be, so I was trying to battle Top 100 Shoddy Battle players. No one would accept my challenges even though they had that horrible Timed Battle Rule (which I like to blame for my mistakes as well :P), but hitmonfan (in the top 100 at the time) finally accepted my challenge. I prepared myself for what would be a hard-fought battle, but nothing could have prepared me for this...

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My Team

Here's my team. It might be a little different than the one you all are used to. In random order it is:

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Rules

- Evasion Clause
- Extended Game
- Freeze Clause
- OHKO Clause
- Sleep Clause
- Species Clause
- Strict Damage Clause
- Timed Battle

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Legend

Black and Bold Text - Anything in the log not a different color
Orange and Bold Text - Anything that has to do with me (War of 1812)
Green and Bold Text - Anything that has to do with hitmonfan
Red and Bold Text - Scores during the battle
Purple Text - Commentary after each turn
Black Text - Everything before and after the battle

NOTE - All recovery/damage from Leftovers, Leech Seed, Sandstorm, etc. will be mentioned only once then they will be omitted.

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Battle [War of 1812 vs. hitmonfan]

hitmonfan sent out Heracles (Heracross).
War of 1812 sent out George Washington (Salamence).
Salamence's intimidate cut Heracross's attack!
hitmonfan switched in Heatran.
War of 1812 switched in Thomas Jefferson (Lucario).

Interesting start here. I wanted to avoid Stone Edge and Lucario is great at that, but Heatran comes in. Oh well, I have an advantage (unless it is scarfed, but that never crossed my mind during the battle as you're about to see).

Heatran used Fire Blast.
Heatran's attack missed!
Lucario used Aura Sphere.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 100% of its health.
hitmonfan's Heatran fainted.

Scarf Tran! I got quite lucky on this play, but it would have been smarter on hitmonfan's part to use Earth Power so that wouldn't have happened.

6 - 5 [War of 1812]

hitmonfan switched in Heracross.
Lucario used Shadow Ball.
Heracross lost 34% of its health.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
Heracross used Stone Edge.
It's not very effective...
Lucario lost 21% of its health.

This move might look crazy, as you might ask why in the world I kept Lucario in on Heracross. I did this because I knew hitmonfan had already seen Salamence, and that would be a predictable switch. I decided to keep my 4x rock resist in to easily shrug off the hit.

hitmonfan switched in Gliscor.
Lucario used Shadow Ball.
Gliscor lost 36% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

Gliscor! In case you haven't noticed, this special Lucario doesn't have Choice Specs. I was actually experimenting with Metal Sound Lucario when I fought in this battle. The experiment really didn't go so well in case you're wondering, but Lucario was certainly helpful. After all, Thomas Jefferson was freaking awesome.

hitmonfan switched in Starmie.
Lucario used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Starmie lost 15% of its health.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.

I should have seen that coming. HP Ice was obvious on Gliscor, and I should have used Shadow Ball. Still, I don't like to take ricsks early, and I figured that losing Lucario could prove to hurt a lot later.

Starmie used Surf.
Lucario lost 60% of its health.
Lucario used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 73% of its health.

Ouch. I thought it would have enough power to KO, but it didn't. Now Lucario is at weak health and it won't be able to do much for me, which is a shame.

Starmie used Surf.
Lucario lost 20% of its health.
War of 1812's Lucario fainted.

I figure I could just let it die. I would normally save it to be a death fodder later, but I didn't want to sacrifice what I was switching in if hitmonfan were to outpredit me.

5 - 5

War of 1812 switched in John Quincy Adams (Gyarados).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Starmie's attack!
Starmie used Recover.
Starmie restored 50% of its health.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.

Gyarados has a Wacan Berry, so I get a free DD. I was hoping it would recover.

Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 49% of its health.
The Wacan Berry weakened Thunderbolt's power!

Gah! I should have used Earthquake. A +2 Earthquake still won't OHKO Starmie, and I just realize this after making this move. Another mistake on my part.

Gyarados used Earthquake.
Starmie lost 91% of its health.
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 51% of its health.
War of 1812's Gyarados fainted.

Yeah. At least it really dented Starmie, who my team always seemed to have trouble with.

4 - 5 [hitmonfan]

War of 1812 switched in James Monroe (Mamoswine).
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
It's not very effective...
Starmie lost 8% of its health.
hitmonfan's Starmie fainted.
Mamoswine lost 10% of its health.

The Monroe Doctrine clearly states that any European country that wants MY land in America can't have it. Starmie tried to disobey, so I decided to give it a taste of Ice Shard. Gotta love history references. But yeah, I finished it off, lol.

4 - 4

hitmonfan switched in Breloom.
Mamoswine used Ice Fang.
Mamoswine's attack missed!
Breloom used Spore.
Mamoswine fell asleep!
Breloom was badly poisoned!

That hurts a lot. I was hoping to deal it a big blow, but that didn't really work out.

War of 1812 switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Breloom's attack!
Breloom used Substitute.
Breloom lost 25% of its health.
Breloom made a substitute!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.

Do I really have a choice? Mence is all I've got to beat it.

Salamence used Dragon Pulse.
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Breloom!
Breloom's substitute faded!
Breloom used Leech Seed.
Salamence was seeded!
Salamence's health was sapped by leech seed!
Salamence lost 12% of its health.
Breloom regained health!

Haha, I figured with Heatran gone, nothing could really take Dragon Pulse. I thought he'd switch, but I used Pulse >>> Meteor just to be safe, and it paid off.

Salamence used Dragon Pulse.
Breloom lost 100% of its health.
hitmonfan's Breloom fainted.

Finally that thing is dead. I always have trouble with Breloom, even with a team full of Breloom counters. It's so annoying.

4 - 3 [War of 1812]

hitmonfan switched in Mamoswine.
War of 1812 switched in James Madison (lvl 100 Heatran).
Mamoswine used Substitute.
Mamoswine lost 25% of its health.
Mamoswine made a substitute!
Mamoswine's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mamoswine restored 6% of its health.

Substitute? That's not good! I am pretty hopeless here.

Mamoswine used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 100% of its health.
War of 1812's Heatran fainted.

Mamoswine has 80 base speed and my Heatran is a special tank with no speed EVs. I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Earthquake was so predictable so a Mence switch probably would have been smart. Knowing that predicting a switch like that would kill off Mamo if my Heatran happened to be Scarfed, hitmonfan probably wouldn't have taken that chance anyways.

But really, Madison got us into The War of 1812, so I guess what goes around comes around lol.

3 - 3

War of 1812 switched in John Adams (Machamp).
Mamoswine used Earthquake.
Machamp lost 68% of its health.
Machamp used Ice Punch.
The substitute took damage for Mamoswine!
Mamoswine's substitute faded!

lol, I'm totally desparate now. Like about every other team in existance, this one is Mamoswine weak.

War of 1812: gg
hitmonfan: gg

Yes, we both think the game is over. I have fought okay though, especially against one of the better Shoddy battlers, so I'm pretty proud.

Mamoswine used Substitute.
Mamoswine lost 25% of its health.
Mamoswine made a substitute!
Machamp used Ice Punch.
The substitute took damage for Mamoswine!
Mamoswine's substitute faded!

Yeah, so why doesn't he just kill Machamp? Oh well, that's 25% less health for Mamoswine. If I can kill it, SpecsMence can sweep with Dragon Pulse, but I won't be able to kill it. Nothing I have left can compete. This is where I needed Lucario back from the dead.

War of 1812 switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Mamoswine's attack!
Mamoswine used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Salamence...

I knew Earthquake was coming, so I made up for some bad predictions earlier. I'm sure he'll switch, as Ice Shard won't be able to KO with Intimidate. Dragon Pulse will do here.

hitmonfan switched in Gliscor.
Salamence used Dragon Pulse.
Gliscor lost 70% of its health.
hitmonfan's Gliscor fainted.

Bam. All of a sudden I have a sliver of hope.

3 - 2 [War of 1812]

hitmonfan switched in Mamoswine.
War of 1812 switched in Machamp.
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
Machamp lost 25% of its health.

I can't let Salamence die, or the game is over. It's my only hope against Mamoswine (as ironic as that might seem), so it has to keep on fighting.

Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
Machamp lost 8% of its health.
War of 1812's John Adams fainted.

And yeah, my death fodder is gone. No biggy.

I must say that John Adams with the build of Machamp makes me laugh a bit. The guy was pretty chubby and was 5' 3". Machamp has four arms!

2 - 2

War of 1812 switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Mamoswine's attack!
hitmonfan switched in Heracross.
Salamence used Draco Meteor.
Heracross lost 66% of its health.
hitmonfan's Heracross fainted.
Salamence's special attack was harshly lowered.

I knew that Mamoswine would stop any Dragon Pulse sweep I'd try to pull off anyways, so I might as well launch a Draco Meteor. Turns out it paid off, as Heracross has good special defense.

2 - 1 [War of 1812]

hitmonfan switched in Mamoswine.
War of 1812 switched in Mamoswine.
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
Mamoswine lost 28% of its health.

My sleepy Mamoswine will be my next death fodder.

Mamoswine is fast asleep!
Mamoswine used Earthquake.
A critical hit!
Mamoswine lost 62% of its health.
War of 1812's Mamoswine fainted.

Um, okay lol. Now it's down to Salamence and Mamoswine.

1 - 1

War of 1812 switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Mamoswine's attack!
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 82% of its health.
Salamence used Draco Meteor.
Mamoswine lost 100% of its health.
hitmonfan's Mamoswine fainted.

I survived Ice Shard to win the game! Talk about a miracle.

1 - 0 [War of 1812]

Wait, did I seriously win that game? Intimidate seriously won that for me, that and figuring out I was doomed when I really wasn't?

Either way, it was a fantastic battle I really can't believe I won. Salamence had all but 3% health left after taking that Ice Shard. It remains the closest battle I've ever had DP battling.

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Props and Slops

Props:

- hitmonfan, for an outstanding battle
- Lucario, for putting quite the dent in the opposing team
- Specs Salamence, for being my savior
- Aquilae and BeachBoy, for ideas on the format that helped this log not look like a total disaster (I hope :P)

Slops:

- Me, for making several mistakes (DDing twice with Gyarados especially)
- Heatran, who was totally useless (though obviously it was me misplaying it in the first pklace that killed it lol)

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Final Thoughts

I learned a lot from this battle. I especially wanted to post this one because I played horribly, but I managed to hang in there and win, even when all hope seemed lost. I'm glad I didn't give up, since I learned a lot about playing with these all-out offense teams.

Oh, in case you might want to know my opponent's team in case you forgot or something, here it is in the spoiler (in order of appearance):

Spoiler:

So go ahead and tear this apart. Usually my battles aren't close and I always forget to save the close ones, so this is what I came up with :P Tear it apart *waits for Dark_Azelf and Aquilae to point out my many mistakes*

Dark Azelf · Jun 22, 2008

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This is my match vs Dancing Boomanda (Aka, Dancing Salamence 1.1, or Lalapizzame) on shoddy.

Now i never usually play UU EVER. So i thought it would be fun to make a UU team and give him a match. I didnt really know what i was doing =o.

Key : -

Bold Text = log

Normal text = Convo

Purple bold text = my commentry

Anything green and bolded has to do with me (Dark_Azelf) and my pokemon.

Anything blue and bolded has to do with Dancing Boomanda and his pokemon.

Rules:

Evasion Clause

Freeze Clause

OHKO Clause

Sleep Clause

Species Clause

MY Team : -

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Dancing Boomanda sent out Qwilfish (lvl 100 Qwilfish ?).
D_A sent out Purugly (lvl 100 Purugly ?).
Purugly used Fake Out.
Qwilfish lost 23% of its health.
Qwilfish flinched!

Dancing Boomanda:Fat Cat.
Dancing Boomanda: Eww...

Someone has an allergy to cats ? Never the less, ive used Qwilfish and know what it can do, i want to stop it from 1. Either setting up rain 2. Swords Dancing.

---
Purugly used Hypnosis.
Qwilfish fell asleep!
Qwilfish is fast asleep!

Here i figured, he'd switch to a sleep absorber, but he doesnt, anyways, i take my chance to put the thing asleep.

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Purugly used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Qwilfish lost 15% of its health.
D_A switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Qwilfish is fast asleep!

STILL, he doesnt switch T_T. I wanted to scout to see if he would, but oh well i go to rotom to get rid of it.

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Lanturn (lvl 100 Lanturn ?).
Rotom used Thunderbolt.

Gah, now he switches and goes to one of the best things to laugh at my T-Bolt, i was initially thinking of Trick, but i needed to scout my counter and not Trick specs onto something stupid =p

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D_A switched in Hypno (lvl 100 Hypno ?).
Lanturn used Surf.
Hypno lost 21% of its health.
Hypno's leftovers restored its health a little!

Go to my sp.wall, AND in the hope of Toxicing it, bulky waters dont like that =D

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Gorebyss (lvl 100 Gorebyss ?).
Hypno used Wish.
Hypno made a wish!
Hypno's leftovers restored its health a little!

Well, in case he predicted the Toxic, i wished up in case it gave Nido or something free switch it and i could then switch into something to take said threat, easier with the wish. Basically more counter scouting.

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Gorebyss used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
Hypno used Toxic.
Gorebyss was badly poisoned!
The wish came true!
Hypno restored 50% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Gorebyss is hurt by poison!

Ok, now i KNOW its a Rain Dance team. I Toxic'd his Gorebyss in the hopes of wearing it down and he Rain Dances. Now his Surfs are really going to hurt and is the reason i later put Light Screen >> Reflect on Hypno.

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Gorebyss used Surf.
Hypno lost 48% of its health.
Hypno used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Gorebyss is hurt by poison!
Hypno's leftovers restored its health a little!

I kept it in here just to see how much it would do, i didnt think it would DO that much to Hypno although i knew it was going to hurt. I set up Reflect as i was half heartedly expecting a switch with the Toxic on him and all =o

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Gorebyss used Surf.
A critical hit!
Hypno lost 97% of its health.
D_A's Hypno fainted.
Gorebyss is hurt by poison!

Now i get haxed >_>

D_A: noob >=[
Dancing Boomanda: =D

As you can tell, i was non too pleased lol XD

Score : -

Dancing Boomanda || Dark_Azelf
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Qwilfish (Slp) || Purugly
Relicanth || Scyther
Lanturn || Vileplume
Altaria || Cloyster
Mantine || ~~Hypno~~
Gorebyss || Rotom

Field Effects : - Rain

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D_A switched in Vileplume (lvl 100 Vileplume ?).
Gorebyss used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Vileplume lost 54% of its health.
Vileplume used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Gorebyss lost 104% of its health.
Dancing Boomanda's Gorebyss fainted.
Vileplume's leftovers restored its health a little!

LOL, yes sims, Vileplume is god XD. Well, i send in plume and it take the Ice Beam like a beast and finishes Gorebyss off with Energy Ball =D. So we are even in pokemon now.

Score : -

Dancing Boomanda || Dark_Azelf
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Qwilfish (Slp) || Purugly
Relicanth || Scyther
Lanturn || Vileplume
Altaria || Cloyster
Mantine || ~~Hypno~~
~~Gorebyss~~ || Rotom

Field Effects : - Rain

5 --------------------||----------------------5

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Qwilfish (lvl 100 Qwilfish ?).
Qwilfish is fast asleep!
Vileplume used Energy Ball.
Qwilfish lost 59% of its health.
Vileplume's leftovers restored its health a little!

He sends in Qwilfish so i take the opportunity to beat it up whilst its asleep.

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Qwilfish is fast asleep!
Vileplume used Energy Ball.
Qwilfish lost 59% of its health.
Dancing Boomanda's Qwilfish fainted.
Vileplume's leftovers restored its health a little!

I continue more of the same, and it goes away and dies, so i wont have to bother about it blowing up any more =D.

Score : -

Dancing Boomanda || Dark_Azelf
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~~Qwilfish~~ || Purugly
Relicanth || Scyther
Lanturn || Vileplume
Altaria || Cloyster
Mantine || ~~Hypno~~
~~Gorebyss~~ || Rotom

Field Effects : - Rain

4--------------------||----------------------5

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Altaria (lvl 100 Altaria ?).
D_A switched in Cloyster (lvl 100 Cloyster ?).
Altaria used Aerial Ace.
Cloyster lost 5% of its health.
Cloyster's reflect wore off!
Cloyster's leftovers restored its health a little!

Well, i figured his Altaria would by physical, just a hunch. Anyways, Cloysters walls it beyond belief.

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Cloyster used Icy Wind.
It's not very effective...
Relicanth lost 13% of its health.
Relicanth's speed was lowered.
The rain stopped.

I took the opportunity to prey on Altaria's 4X Ice weakness or what i was expecting to happen, a switch, so i could slow down something with ice Wind =D

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Cloyster used Surf.
Relicanth lost 45% of its health.
Relicanth used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
The rain continues to fall.

I knew he was going to set up Rain Dance again, as it had just stopped the end of the previous move, so i stayed in to Surf him.
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Dancing Boomanda switched in Lanturn (lvl 100 Lanturn ?).
Cloyster used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Lanturn lost 16% of its health.
Lanturn's leftovers restored its health a little!

Well, stone edge wouldnt of ohko'd, so he goes to Lanturn to take the surf.

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D_A switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Lanturn used Thunder.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 36% of its health.
Rotom is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Lanturn's leftovers restored its health a little!

I go to Rotom to take the predicted electric attack.

I wanted to Trick Choice Specs onto in, but Yet again I GET HAXED >_>. safdsgrfhgfh

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Lanturn used Surf.
Rotom lost 84% of its health.
D_A's Rotom fainted.
Lanturn's leftovers restored its health a little!

Meh. Might aswell let it die, its paralyzed, and i cant Aromatherapy anyways due to plume being around the 50% mark, so it would die to Ice Beam on the proceeding turn if i switched that in.

Dancing Boomanda: =D
D_A: I hate you so much >_>

lol

Score : -

Dancing Boomanda || Dark_Azelf
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~~Qwilfish~~ || Purugly
Relicanth || Scyther
Lanturn || Vileplume
Altaria || Cloyster
Mantine || ~~Hypno~~
~~Gorebyss~~ || ~~Rotom~~

Field Effects : - Rain

4--------------------||----------------------4

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D_A switched in Vileplume (lvl 100 Vileplume ?).
Lanturn used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Vileplume lost 39% of its health.
Vileplume used Stun Spore.
Lanturn is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
The rain stopped.
Vileplume's leftovers restored its health a little!

So, now i get a safe switch in for plume. I want to cause some status problems for him which is what i do =D

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D_A switched in Purugly (lvl 100 Purugly ?).
Lanturn used Ice Beam.
A critical hit!
Purugly lost 37% of its health.
Purugly's leftovers restored its health a little!
.

I go to Purugly to take the Ice Beam due to Thick fat and you guessed, it i got HAXED YET AGAIN >=[. Oh well, at least this time it didnt matter much =p

Dancing Boomanda: =[

Yeah, he got a sad face right about then lol

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Altaria (lvl 100 Altaria ?).
Purugly used Fake Out.
Altaria lost 14% of its health.
Purugly's leftovers restored its health a little!
Altaria's leftovers restored its health a little!

He goes to Altaria to take the predicted Fake Out and it takes it like a beast.

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Purugly used Hypnosis.
Altaria fell asleep!
Altaria is fast asleep!
Purugly's leftovers restored its health a little!
Altaria's leftovers restored its health a little!

I decide to sleep it, as i cant really do anything else to it.

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Purugly used Return.
Altaria lost 34% of its health.
Altaria is fast asleep!
Altaria used Sleep Talk.
Altaria used Earthquake.
Purugly lost 27% of its health.
Purugly's leftovers restored its health a little!
Altaria's leftovers restored its health a little!

I decide to stay in to wear it down with Return, hey, i might aswell, he's asleep, BUT, i get hit with a Sleep Talked Earthquake, at least i now this is his status absorber.

Dancing Boomanda: =]

Blegh =[

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D_A switched in Cloyster (lvl 100 Cloyster ?).
Altaria is fast asleep!
Altaria used Sleep Talk.
Altaria used Aerial Ace.
Cloyster lost 9% of its health.
Altaria's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cloyster's leftovers restored its health a little!

I figured Purugly couldnt take Altaria, due to it more than likely having Rest, so i go to Cloyster to set up some spikes and/or Icy Wind its ass !!

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Mantine (lvl 100 Mantine ?).
Cloyster used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Cloyster's leftovers restored its health a little!

I decide to go with the spikes.

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Cloyster used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Mantine used Hidden Power.
Cloyster lost 30% of its health.
Cloyster's leftovers restored its health a little!

Wow, cloyster actually takes a sp.att XP

Regardless, i set up more Spikes.
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Cloyster used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Mantine used Hidden Power.
Cloyster lost 32% of its health.
Cloyster's leftovers restored its health a little!

More of the same here, now i have three layers of spikes up, its going to prohibit his switching =D.

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D_A switched in Vileplume (lvl 100 Vileplume ?).
Mantine used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Vileplume lost 36% of its health.
D_A's Vileplume fainted.

I didnt know what Hidden power that thing has so i went to Plume as Cloyster didnt want to take any more, turned out to be flying after i checked Smogon XDD

Score : -

Dancing Boomanda || Dark_Azelf
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~~Qwilfish~~ || Purugly
Relicanth || Scyther
Lanturn || ~~Vileplume~~
Altaria || Cloyster
Mantine || ~~Hypno~~
~~Gorebyss~~ || ~~Rotom~~

Field effects : - X3 layers of spikes set up by me on his side.

4 --------------------||----------------------3

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D_A switched in Purugly (lvl 100 Purugly ?).
Purugly used Fake Out.
Mantine lost 22% of its health.
Mantine flinched!
Purugly's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mantine's leftovers restored its health a little!

Well, i go to Purugly, as i figured i can get in 2 hits on and it was my best chance of really beating it and i didnt want Scyther to die as i know it packs HP Flying and possible Ice Beam too.

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Purugly used Return.
Mantine lost 58% of its health.
Mantine used Sleep Talk.
But it failed!
Purugly's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mantine's leftovers restored its health a little!

Mantine has sleep talk too ? Interesting..Oh well, it gets hammered by return.

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Relicanth was hurt by Spikes!
Relicanth lost 25% of its health.
Purugly used Return.
It's not very effective...
Relicanth lost 15% of its health.
Purugly's leftovers restored its health a little!

This is where spikes comes into play, he sends in Relicanth to take the hit and it looses 25% more its health than it wants to. Its now significantly weakened so i can finish it next turn =D.

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Purugly used Return.
It's not very effective...
Relicanth lost 14% of its health.
Dancing Boomanda's Relicanth fainted.
Purugly's leftovers restored its health a little!

It has 1hp here. So i do the kind thing and put it out its misery XP

Score : -

Dancing Boomanda || Dark_Azelf
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~~Qwilfish~~ || Purugly
~~Relicanth~~ || Scyther
Lanturn || ~~Vileplume~~
Altaria || Cloyster
Mantine || ~~Hypno~~
~~Gorebyss~~ || ~~Rotom~~

Field effects : - X3 layers of spikes set up by me on his side.

3 --------------------||----------------------3

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Lanturn (lvl 100 Lanturn ?).
Lanturn was hurt by Spikes!
Lanturn lost 25% of its health.
Purugly used Return.
A critical hit!
Lanturn lost 102% of its health.
Dancing Boomanda's Lanturn fainted.
Purugly's leftovers restored its health a little!

Well, i figure i might aswell stay in so i can damage it before Scyther can finish it off. AND FINALLY I GET SOME HAX IN MY FAVOR !!

Score : -

Dancing Boomanda || Dark_Azelf
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~~Qwilfish~~ || Purugly
Relicanth || Scyther
~~Lanturn~~ || ~~Vileplume~~
Altaria || Cloyster
Mantine || ~~Hypno~~
~~Gorebyss~~ || ~~Rotom~~

Field effects : - X3 layers of spikes set up by me on his side.

2--------------------||----------------------3

Dancing Boomanda: >=[
D_A: lol

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Altaria (lvl 100 Altaria ?).
Dancing Boomanda switched in Mantine (lvl 100 Mantine ?).
Purugly used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Mantine lost 13% of its health.
D_A switched in Scyther (lvl 100 Scyther ?).
Mantine's leftovers restored its health a little!

Altaria was weakened here, and i assume he withdrew for the simple fact, that he didnt want to take 2 hits(Fake out +return) . In any case i u-turn, as i predicted he predicted the fake out. This prediction won me the game, as it allowed me to get scyther in unscathed.
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Scyther used Aerial Ace.
Mantine lost 73% of its health.
Dancing Boomanda's Mantine fainted.
Scyther lost 10% of its health.

Its now lategame, and this is where Scyther shines and strokes Mantine with Aerial Ace.

Score : -

Dancing Boomanda || Dark_Azelf
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~~Qwilfish~~ || Purugly
~~Relicanth~~ || Scyther
~~Lanturn~~ || ~~Vileplume~~
Altaria || Cloyster
~~Mantine~~ || ~~Hypno~~
~~Gorebyss~~ || ~~Rotom~~

Field effects : - X3 layers of spikes set up by me on his side.

1--------------------||----------------------3

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Dancing Boomanda switched in Altaria (lvl 100 Altaria ?).
Scyther used Aerial Ace.
Altaria lost 50% of its health.
Scyther lost 10% of its health.
Altaria used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Scyther lost 45% of its health.
Altaria's leftovers restored its health a little!

I thought i could finish it off here, guess not =[. Altaria lives anyways, although i should of expected it as i didnt get a Swords Dance up.
---
Scyther used Aerial Ace.
Altaria lost 49% of its health.
Dancing Boomanda's Altaria fainted.

That dies and so i win, yay !!

D_A wins!
Dancing Boomanda: gg
D_A: GG
Dancing Boomanda has left the room.
D_A: XP

Final Score : -

Dancing Boomanda || Dark_Azelf
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~~Qwilfish~~ || Purugly
~~Relicanth~~ || Scyther
~~Lanturn~~ || ~~Vileplume~~
~~Altaria~~ || Cloyster
~~Mantine~~ || ~~Hypno~~
~~Gorebyss~~ || ~~Rotom~~

Field effects : - X3 layers of spikes set up by me on his side.

0--------------------||----------------------3

Dark_Azelf wins 3-0 !!

Not the best log, i know and the presentation leaves a lot to be desired, but its my first log ive actually done. Im also not a log god like BeachBoy lol

Hope you enjoyed it regardless of the fact that i didnt know what i was doing XP !

Dancing Boomanda's team : -

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. · Jun 26, 2008

Dark_Azelf vs. King Tyranitar: Mod's Rage

Today was my last day of 7th grade, so I decided I wanted to try out that Calm Blissey. I went on ABYAY's server, and pestered D_A for a battle (as usual) He accepted, and we started a battle of epic porportions.

Rules:
Evasion Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sleep Clause
Species Clause

Green means that it is my Pokemon. Blue words mean that it is D_A's Pokemon. Red is my commentary. Orange is D_A's and myselfs' conversation.

Tyranitar sent out Tyranitar
D_A sent out Weavile
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
---
Weavile? I can't take it one on one, that's for sure. Time to switch out
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Tyranitar switched in Machamp
Weavile used Brick Break.
Machamp lost 22% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!
Machamp restored 6% of its health.
---
Weavile can't do much to Machamp, unless it packs Aerial Ace, but no one does that
---
D_A switched in Gliscor
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's not very effective...
Gliscor lost 16% of its health.
Gliscor became confused!
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
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At least I confused Gliscor. I have Ice Punch, but I deeply fear losing Machamp to an Aerial Ace
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Tyranitar switched in Blissey
D_A switched in Vaporeon
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
Vaporeon vs. Blissey will end up with Blissey coming out on top. I predict a switch
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D_A switched in Blissey
Blissey used Toxic.
Blissey's attack missed!
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D_A switched in Azelf
Blissey used Toxic.
Azelf was badly poisoned!
---
He switches in Azelf, who gets poisoned. Thank god!
---
Tyranitar switched in Heatran
Azelf used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 6% of its health.
D_A switched in Blissey
Azelf lost 10% of its health.
---
I can't touch Blissey unless I use Explosion, which'll really hamper my chances of winning. I'll simply switch into my Bliss for a stall war.
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Tyranitar switched in Blissey
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
---
Nothing new here. Just D_A's Blissey recovering
---
Blissey used Toxic.
Blissey was badly poisoned!
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
---
I Toxic him, but his simply heals. Speed tie favored me here
---
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey used Toxic.
Blissey was badly poisoned!
---
Speed tie against me here. He uses a Thunderwave Blissey while I use Toxic. Naturally, Toxic would win, but he has Aromatherapy, so I have to high-tail out of here
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Tyranitar switched in Gliscor
D_A switched in Hitmontop
Hitmontop's intimidate cut Gliscor's attack!
Hitmontop's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hitmontop restored 6% of its health.
---
Gliscor vs Hitmontop, eh? Don't know how this'll turn out
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hitmontop lost 26% of its health.
Hitmontop used Toxic.
Gliscor was badly poisoned!
Gliscor is hurt by poison!
Gliscor lost 6% of its health.
---
Bad move here. Should've just Taunted him so I could rest easy. I know now Gliscor is running on borrowed time
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D_A switched in Vaporeon
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Vaporeon lost 9% of its health.
Gliscor is hurt by poison!
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
---
My team currently has no answer to Vaporeon (excluding Tentacruel)
---
Tyranitar switched in Tentacruel
Vaporeon used Roar.
Tyranitar switched in Machamp
---
I switch in my only counter just to be PHazed out. Oh well
---
D_A switched in Gliscor
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's not very effective...
Gliscor lost 15% of its health.
Gliscor became confused!
---
No Guard is such an awesome ability. Even Gliscor has a hard time switching in to something it counters
---
Gliscor is confused!
Gliscor used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Machamp used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 56% of its health.
---
Machamp scares Gliscor away once again
---
D_A switched in Vaporeon
Machamp used Ice Punch.
It's not very effective...
Vaporeon lost 9% of its health.
---
Machamp has nothing on Vaporeon. I'll have to switch
---
Tyranitar switched in Blissey
Pointed stones dug into Blissey
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeonused Surf.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
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Calm Blissey FTW! I can almost smell D_A's Blissey
---
D_A switched in Blissey
Blissey used Toxic.
Blissey was badly poisoned!
Blissey is hurt by poison!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
---
I poison him and he takes damage
---
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Blissey lost 15% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey is hurt by poison!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
---
Status-Stall, etc...
---
Tyranitar switched in Tyranitar
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
D_A switched in Weavile
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
---
I don't know if this is bad prediction by me, or awesome prediction by D_A o.0
---
Tyranitar switched in Machamp
Pointed stones dug into Machamp.
Machamp lost 6% of its health.
Weavile used Brick Break.
Machamp lost 21% of its health.
---
Silly Weavile, you base 120 attack stat can't hurt my bulky Machamp (thank you Anti!)
---
D_A switched in Gliscor
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's not very effective...
Gliscor lost 14% of its health.
Gliscor became confused!
---
Deja Vu eh?
---
Gliscor is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Gliscor lost 6% of its health.
Machamp used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 56% of its health.
D_A's Gliscor fainted.
---
Thank god this thing is finally dead
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D_A switched in Vaporeon
Tyranitar switched in Tentacruel
Pointed stones dug into Tentacruel.
Tentacruel lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Tentacruel lost 13% of its health.
Tentacruel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
---
Here it comes, the moment of truth!
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D_A switched in Azelf
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
---
Toxic Spikes rock! Not only do I get to poison enemy Pokes, but I also force less switches letting me get a reliable counter
---
Tyranitar switched in Tyranitar
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
Azelf used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 43% of its health.
D_A switched in Hitmontop
Hitmontop's intimidate cut Tyranitar's attack!
Hitmontop was poisoned!
Hitmontop was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Azelf lost 10% of its health.
Hitmontop is hurt by poison!
Hitmontop lost 12% of its health.
---
Such a complicated turn, but at least I poison that annoying Hitmontop. Bad prediction by me switching in Tar
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Tyranitar switched in Tentacruel
Pointed stones dug into Tentacruel.
Tentacruel lost 12% of its health.
Hitmontop used Rapid Spin.
Hitmontop blew away the spikes!
Tentacruel lost 6% of its health.
Hitmontop is hurt by poison!
Hitmontop lost 12% of its health.
---
Lost my Toxic Spikes. Oh well, time to set up a new layer
---
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Hitmontop used Stone Edge.
Tentacruel lost 35% of its health.
Hitmontop is hurt by poison!
Hitmontop lost 12% of its health.
---
Stone Edge did more than I thought, but no matter. I get more Toxic Spikes out
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Tentacruel used Surf.
Hitmontop lost 30% of its health.
Hitmontop used Rapid Spin.
Hitmontop blew away the spikes!
Tentacruel lost 7% of its health.
Hitmontop is hurt by poison!
Hitmontop lost 12% of its health.
D_A's Hitmontop fainted.
---
Hitmontop finally goes down. Tentacruel did a great job
---
D_A switched in Azelf
Azelf used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Tentacruel lost 18% of its health.
Tyranitar's Tentacruel fainted.
D_A switched in Vaporeon
Azelf lost 10% of its health.
---
Tentacruel can rest easy; he did a great job. Time to end this Vaporeon once and for all
---
Tyranitar switched in Machamp
Pointed stones dug into Machamp.
Machamp lost 6% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Machamp lost 39% of its health.
Machamp used Rest.
Machamp fell asleep!
Machamp restored 94% of its health.
---
Woah! 6% of HP left! It was a good thing I chose Rest > Dynamicpunch
---
Tyranitar switched in Blissey
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Blissey lost 11% of its health.
---
Blissey comes in to shine. Let's see if Vaporeon likes having it's STAB Surf sponged up.. I'll lay off the comments for a while so you can enjoy the battle =]
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D_A switched in Blissey
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
---
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Blissey lost 15% of its health.
---
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Blissey used Toxic.
Blissey was badly poisoned!
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey is hurt by poison!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
---
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Tyranitar switched in Tyranitar
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
D_A switched in Vaporeon
---
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Tyranitar used Crunch.
Vaporeon lost 56% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 45% of its health.
Tyranitar's Tyranitar fainted.
---
I REALLY thought my CBTar's Crunch would KO this Vaporeon, but it didn't. Still put Vappy in the KO range.
---
Tyranitar switched in Heatran
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Heatran used Earth Power.
Vaporeon lost 29% of its health.
D_A's Vaporeon fainted.
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=] My Scarfed revenge killing Heatran serves it's purpose. More Blissey on Blissey, so no more comments for a while
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D_A switched in Blissey
Tyranitar switched in Blissey
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Blissey lost 15% of its health.
---
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Blissey used Toxic.
Blissey was badly poisoned!
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey is hurt by poison!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
---
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Tyranitar switched in Gliscor
Pointed stones dug into Gliscor.
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Gliscor is hurt by poison!
Gliscor lost 6% of its health.
---
Gliscor can hold it's own even with poison factored in
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Gliscor used Taunt.
Blissey fell for the taunt!
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey can't use Softboiled after the taunt!
Gliscor is hurt by poison!
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
---
Sorry Blissey, no instant recovery for you
---
Gliscor used Earthquake.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Blissey's attack missed!
Gliscor is hurt by poison!
Gliscor lost 19% of its health.
---
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D_A switched in Azelf
Azelf makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Gliscor used Earthquake.
Gliscor's attack missed!
Gliscor is hurt by poison!
Gliscor lost 25% of its health.
---
Gliscor's time is running out
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Azelf used Psychic.
Azelf's attack missed!
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Azelf lost 28% of its health.
Gliscor is hurt by poison!
Gliscor lost 31% of its health.
---
Dodged a bullet there (or should I say a Psychic =D)
---
Azelf used Psychic.
Gliscor lost 70% of its health.
Tyranitar's Gliscor fainted.
Azelf lost 10% of its health.
D_A's Azelf fainted.
---
Gliscor impressed me more than anyone else today. He was absolutely awesome
---
Tyranitar switched in Heatran
D_A switched in Weavile
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Tyranitar switched in Machamp
Pointed stones dug into Machamp.
Machamp lost 6% of its health.
D_A switched in Blissey
---
Prepare for the beginning of the end!
---
Machamp is fast asleep!
Machamp used Sleep Talk.
Machamp used Ice Punch.
Blissey lost 25% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Machamp lost 26% of its health.
---
---
Machamp is fast asleep!
Machamp used Sleep Talk.
Machamp used Rest.
But it failed!
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Machamp lost 26% of its health.
---
Machamp woke up!
Machamp used Sleep Talk.
But it failed!
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
---
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Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 92% of its health.
D_A's Blissey fainted.
---
3-1 as of now
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D_A switched in Weavile
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
Weavile used Brick Break.
Machamp lost 22% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's super effective!
Weavile lost 342% of its health.
D_A's Weavile fainted.

Tyranitar wins! 3-0
D_A: gg
Tyranitar: gg
D_A: I need a new team
D_A has left the room.

King Tyranitar's Team
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Archer · Jul 3, 2008

Hax City - Archer vs T_S...

Welcome to Hax City, Where critical hits are more common that Garchomps are on the Official Shoddy server. This was a battle between Tortured_Soul and I on ABYAY's Shoddy server.

He had rated my team just before battling, so I didn't really have an advantage in that aspect. It was also still in the testing phase, there a few issues in that regard...

Attention: I will put a Score Count in Later. T_S was being impatient.

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Archer's Team: Red
T_S's Team: Blue
In- game Commentary: Orange
Archer's Thoughts: Purple

Rules:
-Evasion Clause
-Freeze Clause
-OHKO Clause
-Sleep Clause
-Species Clause

Archer sent out Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Tortured_Soul sent out Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Crobat's Inner Focus!
Dancing Bidoof 1 (Dancing Salamence 1.1) has entered the room.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!
Crobat used Air Slash.
Gyarados lost 19% of its health.
---
Knowing TS's P2 has a Lum berry, I decided to just hit it. Don't know why I stayed in…
Crobat used Taunt.
Gyarados fell for the taunt!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados can't use Sleep Talk after the taunt!
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Obviously, TS expected me to sleep his Gyarados, but taunt stops Sleep Talk working.
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Crobat's attack missed!
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Crobat lost 44% of its health.
---
That's not fair, it has Wide Lens, too…
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
---
Finally.

Tortured_Soul switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Crobat used Air Slash.
Garchomp lost 23% of its health.
---
Don't want this setting up on me…

Crobat used U-turn.
Garchomp lost 9% of its health.
Archer switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
---
Will he stay in?

Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
Gliscor lost 29% of its health.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
Gliscor ate some food...
---
Seems so…

Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
Gliscor lost 27% of its health.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 30% of its health.
The Yache Berry weakened Ice Fang's power!
Gliscor ate some food...
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Good. Got his Yache Berry gone without letting him set up…

Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gliscor's attack!
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 8% of its health.
Gliscor ate some food...
---
No thanks.

Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Porygon2 lost 11% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
---
Go, go gyara counter.

Tortured_Soul switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 6% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
---
Thought he'd switch to Chomp…

Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Heatran used Taunt.
Snorlax fell for the taunt!
---
Switch in and wait for Parahax.

Tortured_Soul switched in Garchomp(lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Garchomp lost 31% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Garchomp fainted.
---
Can't say I would have done that myself…

Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados woke up!
Gyarados used Rest.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Gyarados restored 27% of its health.
---
This thing just wont DIE!

Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
Blissey lost 8% of its health.
Blissey ate some food.
---
Lovely. Now I have to get rid of this.

Archer switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Machamp is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey ate some food...
---
He will switch, though.

Tortured_Soul: >_>
ABYAY has entered the room.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Machamp's attack!
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados became confused!
---
Yay for Confusion!

Tortured_Soul switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Machamp is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Not. Fair. DP would have been a OHKO.

Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
---
Obviously TS saw Snorlax coming…

Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Rest.
But it failed!
---
Pory away!

ABYAY: Snorlax used Specs Thunder
Tortured_Soul switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Porygon2's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Porygon2's attack!
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
Porygon2 lost 22% of its health.
---
Tracing a trace. (Yay for ability piracy!)

Tyranitar has entered the room.
Porygon2 used Toxic.
Porygon2 was badly poisoned!
Porygon2 used Thunder Wave.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2's Lum Berry cured its Paralysis!
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Forgot about the Lum Berry…

Archer switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Tortured_Soul switched in Heatran
(lvl 100 Heatran ?).
---
Good prediction TS!

Heatran used Fire Blast.
Machamp lost 89% of its health.
Heatran lost 10% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 98% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Heatran fainted.
Machamp ate some food...
---
I think I need some SDef EVs on Machamp. Maybe 4 more attack to OHKO Heatran.
Don't ask why I stayed in, but it payed off.

Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Machamp's attack!
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Tortured_Soul switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Porygon2's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Porygon2's attack!
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Too slow to Rest or Stone Edge, thanks to Para.

Porygon2 used Thunder Wave.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2 used Discharge.
Porygon2 lost 17% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Shut Pory down. I want Toxic support, but I really enjoy the reliable Paralysis, support. It's how I deal with Deoxys.

Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Porygon2 used Recover.
Porygon2 restored half of its health.
---
Seeing as I'm not getting anywhere…

Snorlax used Body Slam.
Porygon2 lost 24% of its health.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Hmm… I should've waited till Pory needed to recover, so I can bring in Machamp and rest…

Snorlax used Body Slam.
Porygon2 lost 26% of its health.
Porygon2 is paralysed! It can't move!
---
Para is God.

Snorlax used Body Slam.
Porygon2 lost 26% of its health.
Porygon2 used Toxic.
Snorlax was badly poisoned!
Snorlax is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Eh, Snorlax can just rest it off.

Tortured_Soul: hallelujah!
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Gyarados lost 17% of its health.
Snorlax ate some food...
Snorlax is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
SLAM!

Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Bite.
Porygon2 lost 10% of its health.
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
Déjà vu.

Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 17% of its health.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
Blissey ate some food...
---
That is just ROFL. Critical hit AND para?
Now you can see why I named the battle as I did.

Dancing Bidoof 1: O_O
Tortured_Soul: you can't be serious...
Archer switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
Blissey ate some food...
Machamp ate some food...
---
Please forget I'm para'd…

Archer: what about natural cure?
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Machamp lost 26% of its health.
Archer's Machamp fainted.
Blissey ate some food...
---
Well there's my chance to heal Machamp. How the hell am I supposed to bring Blissey down now?

Tortured_Soul: yesh
Archer switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Gyarados fell asleep!
---
I wanted to taunt Blissey. Maybe she'll cry?
Eh, Gyara. Put it to sleep and Taunt it.

Crobat used Taunt.
Gyarados fell for the taunt!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados can't use Sleep Talk after the taunt!
---
That is so good….

Tortured_Soul switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Crobat's Inner Focus!
Crobat used Air Slash.
A critical hit!
Porygon2 lost 38% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Porygon2 ran out of batteries…
---
Told you. Hax city…Would have out-sped it the next turn anyway.

Dancing Bidoof 1: ...
Tortured_Soul: another...crit...
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Crobat's attack!
Tortured_Soul switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Crobat used Taunt.
Deoxys-e fell for the taunt!
---
Broken son of a….

Archer: DE is so broken
Tortured_Soul: yep
Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Deoxys-e used Ice Beam.
Snorlax lost 6% of its health.
Snorlax ate some food...
Snorlax is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
6%. I love Snorlax. For the record, that would do 9% to Calm Blissey…

Dancing Bidoof 1: I should replace Deoxys-E sooner or later.
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Snorlax used Rest.
Snorlax fell asleep!
Snorlax restored 18% of its health.
---
I thought I'd cop a Superpower from Deoxys… Rest it off as his attack drops.
It does about 60% first hit, 40% the second and 30% the next, etc, so I could stall it out.
Didn't expect Gyara to switch in.

Dancing Bidoof 1: I'll do it now.
Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate!
Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Rest.
But it failed!
Porygon2 ate some food...
Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...
---
…

Archer · Jul 4, 2008

[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Porygon2 used Recover.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Porygon2 restored half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Take the chance to recover.[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]ABYAY: I sense Porygon2 going OU and Pory-Z going BL[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: yep[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Dancing Bidoof 1: =D[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Crobat lost 28% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Only way I can put Blissey out of commission…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Crobat used Hypnosis.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]But it failed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Crobat lost 28% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer's Crobat fainted.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: Gyara is still asleep. =P[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer: [excrete][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Um, oops?[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 19% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Crunch.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 22% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Stall war! (In a spoiler. How considerate of me…)[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 19% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]But it failed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 19% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax woke up![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 33% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Thunder Wave.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax is paralysed! It may be unable to move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 29% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Softboiled.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey restored half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 29% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 19% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 34% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 19% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax is paralysed! It can't move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 19% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 34% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 18% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Porygon2 traced Gyarados's Intimidate![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Porygon2's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Porygon2 ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Porygon2 is busy being sick in a bucket...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e used Superpower.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's super effective![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]A critical hit![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Porygon2 lost 125% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer's Porygon2 ran out of batteries…[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e's attack was lowered.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e's defence was lowered.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer: crit[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: wow, about time I got some luck[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: you've had about 4...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax fell asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax restored 60% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]But it failed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Softboiled.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey restored half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]But it failed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Aromatherapy.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax woke up![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 22% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 23% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Aromatherapy.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer: love parahax[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Softboiled.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey restored half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 21% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: lol[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 14% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[/spoiler][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Archer switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados fell asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados restored 62% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]In comes Gliscor, Snorlax was getting nowhere…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Gliscor used Aerial Ace.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 18% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]But it failed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Hmmm… I don't see this getting anywhere, either.[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Gliscor used Aerial Ace.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 17% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]But it failed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]If only I continue this sort of hax…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: ...picks rest twice? O_O[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor used Aerial Ace.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 17% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados woke up![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados fell asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados restored 51% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Nup. Going nowhere…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Archer: i got that with lax[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor used Aerial Ace.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 17% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Ice Fang.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's super effective![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor lost 46% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: yayz![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor used Roost.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor restored half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]But it failed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor used Aerial Ace.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 18% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados woke up![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Ice Fang.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's super effective![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor lost 51% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor was frozen solid![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: O_O[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor was defrosted![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor used Ice Fang.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 11% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Bite.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor lost 11% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor used Roost.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor restored half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Ice Fang.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's super effective![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor lost 25% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor was frozen solid![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: damn,[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor is frozen solid![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Ice Fang.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's super effective![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor lost half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor is frozen solid![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Ice Fang.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's super effective![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gliscor lost 49% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer's Gliscor fainted.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Dancing Bidoof 1: =[[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer switched in Alakazam (lvl 100 Alakazam ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey [FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Maybe Alakzam can dent them.[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT](lvl 100 Blissey ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam used Psychic.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 23% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]ABYAY: I just...love this song[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Thunder Wave.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax is paralysed! It may be unable to move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]I saw para coming, so I switched. Lucky…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 19% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 33% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Stall war…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: we should battle log this, it's...O_O so many twists and turns...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Softboiled.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey restored half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 33% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer: definitely[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Softboiled.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey restored half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Body Slam.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 32% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax is paralysed! It can't move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados fell asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados restored 46% of its health[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 17% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Bite.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 16% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Crunch.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 12% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Started using crunch for two reasons:

It can lower defence.
TS would think I ran out of Body Slam

[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Sleep Talk.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]But it failed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Crunch.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados lost 11% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Gyarados's defence was lowered.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]

Spoiler:

[/FONT]

Spoiler:

[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer: about time[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: lol[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax used Rest.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax fell asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax restored 39% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e used Superpower.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's super effective![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 64% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e's attack was lowered.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e's defence was lowered.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax is fast asleep![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]NNNOOOO!!!![FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: time to take the plunge[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e used Superpower.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's super effective![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Snorlax lost 43% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer's Snorlax fainted.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e's attack was lowered.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e's defence was lowered.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Why did he have to catch me asleep?[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: lucky me[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]ABYAY: Scarf-Dos. lol[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer switched in Alakazam (lvl 100 Alakazam ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: No, I am running a set of my own that works very effectively...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam used Trick.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam obtained Leftovers![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey obtained Choice Specs![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Disable Blissey while stopping me getting walled if TS switches….[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: yay, now I'm gonna pwn you with HYPER BEAMZ@@!!![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Dancing Bidoof 1: XD[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]ABYAY: DO ITZ[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam used Focus Blast.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam's attack missed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Thunder Wave.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam is paralysed! It may be unable to move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]I'm starting to question if Focus Blast is worth the Moveslot…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Archer: choice specs blissey[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam is paralysed! It can't move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Thunder Wave.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]But it failed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]That is truly not fair…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]ABYAY: I may actually try that some day.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: lol[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Dancing Bidoof 1: It could work.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Dancing Bidoof 1: Really.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: That should be the new team. Baton Pass Nasty Plot to Blissey... O_O[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]ABYAY: it DOES have access to a ton of special attacks.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam is paralysed! It can't move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][Comment Deleted][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Dancing Bidoof 1: Flamethrower to pummel Lucario.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer: until you get revenged by Trio[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Dancing Bidoof 1: And Heracross.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e used Thunderbolt.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam lost 40% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam used Shadow Ball.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's super effective![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e lost 82% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Would have killed it if I wasn't paralysed on the switch…[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Keep in mind that is without Specs…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Dancing Bidoof 1: Ice Beam to kill Dugtrio.'[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam used Psychic.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey lost 15% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey's special defence was lowered.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]What else can I do?[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Archer: EQ Should do more without all that SDef investment…[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Softboiled.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey restored half of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam is paralysed! It can't move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Damn Parahax.[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam used Focus Blast.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]It's not very effective...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Deoxys-e lost 36% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul's Deoxys-e fainted.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]I finally hit something… Yay![FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam lost 40% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam is paralysed! It can't move![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]So far, I haven't hit Blissey with a single attempt at Focus Blast…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: Choice Specs Seismic Toss...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam lost 40% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam used Focus Blast.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam's attack missed![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam ate some food...[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]---[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]And I doubt I will…[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Archer: damn this parararlililisation (paralysation)[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Blissey used Seismic Toss.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Alakazam lost 40% of its health.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer's Alakazam fainted.[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul wins![FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: gg[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Tortured_Soul: =p[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]Archer: gg[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]

Spoiler:

[FONT=&quot]

Spoiler:

[/FONT]

Spoiler:

[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]Positives: I made some decent prediction. Snorlax really shined.
Negatives: Hax stopped me bringing down so many things… (If Deoxys hadn't scored a CH on P2, it would have been paralysed.)
Ideas: Replace Alakazam. Waste of a moveslot.

(Sorry about double-posting, it wouldn't fit in a single post...There is a 50,000 Character limit, this was about 60,000)

Ársa · Jul 5, 2008

Come to the Darkside, we have UBER GARCHOMPZ!

Introduction
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Put simply, I was bored, so decided to head to the... Official Server for some pogeymanz battles. I was running a new team (slightly) than previously, and eager to test it out, unfortunately, only 3 pokemon were shown, but I thought I might make a log, to show how...if you join the Darkside, we have UBER GARCHOMPZ!

Rules
_______________

Ladder Match
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Species Clause
Strict Damage Clause

The Teams
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Tortured_Soul -

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pokemaster bill -

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Key
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Tortured_Soul
pokemaster bill
Battlers Comments
Standard Dialogue/Battle

Battle
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pokemaster bill sent out Tyranitar.
T_S sent out Porygon2.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Porygon2 traced Tyranitar's Sand Stream!
Porygon2's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
T_S: gl

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Considering I 'whipped up the sandstorm', I'm obviously slower, so I'm
definately switching.(Not that I could do much anyway...)

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T_S switched in Forretress
Tyranitar used Crunch.
It's not very effective...
Forretress lost 20% of its health.
Forretress's defence was lowered.
The sandstorm rages.
Forretress's Apple is Yummy...
Forretress restored 6% of its health.

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Ok, great start here... It still won't be able to do much, so I might take this chance to set up.

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Tyranitar used Crunch.
It's not very effective...
Forretress lost 27% of its health.
Forretress used Toxic Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
The sandstorm rages.
Forretress's Apple is Yummy...
Forretress restored 6% of its health.

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Similarly here. I may as well continue to set the spikes, then I can rest off damage later.

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pokemaster bill switched in Starmie.
Starmie was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Forretress used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
The sandstorm rages.
Starmie develops a rash due to the sand...
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Starmie's Apple is yummy...
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Starmie is severely poisoned!
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Forretress's Apple is Yummy...
Forretress restored 6% of its health.

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Ok, well at least I know it's a Rapid Spinner. I chose to Gyro Ball, I had enough HP to survive a Surf, if it came to that, although he was obviously going to Rapid Spin.

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Starmie used Rapid Spin.
Starmie relieved the team of poisonous spikes!
It's not very effective...
Forretress lost 1% of its health.
Forretress used Gyro Ball.
It's not very effective...
Starmie lost 20% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Starmie's Apple is yummy...
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Starmie is severely poisoned!
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Forretress's Apple is Yummy...
Forretress restored 6% of its health.

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Well, now might be a good time to Rest. He just blew away my spikes, so much for set-up. I'll need to remove it before I try again.

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Starmie used Recover.
Starmie restored 45% of its health.
Forretress used Rest.
Forretress took a snooze!
Forretress restored 24% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Starmie's Apple is yummy...
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Starmie is severely poisoned!
Starmie lost 12% of its health.

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Ok, so we both rested. I don't think he expected me to stay in, or have Rest for that matter.

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pokemaster bill switched in Garchomp.
Forretress is still snoozing!
Forretress used Sleep Talk.
Forretress used Rest.
But it failed!
The sandstorm rages.

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He's obviously gonna try and set-up on me, and there's only 1 thing I can really switch in...to have half a chance... (or 1/5th for that matter)

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T_S switched in Porygon2.
Porygon2 traced Garchomp's Sand Veil!
Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
The sandstorm rages.

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Well, Porygon2 traced his Sand Veil, so hopefully I can garner some hax. Unfortunately, he Sub'd, so he's probably gonna Swords Dance here. I'm gonna have to hope I can connect.

Note: I traced Sand Veil, so sandstorm no longer effects Porygon2.

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Garchomp used Swords Dance.
Garchomp's attack went through the roof!
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.

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So yes, he Swords Dance'd. At least I managed to break his sub. Hopefully that Sand Veil does't mean failure for me...

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Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.
---
Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.
---
Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
Porygon2's attack failed to connect!
The sandstorm rages.

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Well, I had to be unlucky sometime, just so happens to be at 1% health... An Earthquake won't OHKO me, so I can stay in and hopefully break that sub.

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T_S: ...
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Porygon2 lost 75% of its health.
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.

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No point in subjecting anything else to damage, so I'll just let it die.

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Garchomp used Earthquake.
Porygon2 lost 25% of its health.
T_S's Porygon2 fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

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5-6

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T_S switched in Lucario.
Lucario used Extremespeed.
Lucario's attack failed to connect!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Lucario lost 100% of its health.
T_S's Lucario fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

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4-6

Notes:

T_S said:
double ...

I think that pretty much sums it up...

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T_S switched in Deoxys-e.
Deoxys-e is pressuring its opponent!
Deoxys-e used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 0% of its health.
pokemaster bill's Garchomp fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Deoxys-e develops a rash due to the sand...
Deoxys-e lost 6% of its health.

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4-5

Notes: Hellelujah! Finally the damn thing goes down. Unfortunately, I've shown too many cards, this may be a problem. If that Ice Beam had have missed, I would have cried blue murder. Damn UBER GARCHOMPZ!

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pokemaster bill switched in Blissey.
T_S switched in Forretress.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey develops a rash due to the sand...
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's Apple is yummy...
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

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I couldn't take on a Blissey at 100% health with Deoxys, so I switched. I was hoping to take the Thunder Wave and make Gyro Ball more powerful, but I forgot I was asleep. Doesn't really matter though, either way, I came out unscathed.

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pokemaster bill switched in Infernape.
Forretress is still snoozing!
Forretress used Sleep Talk.
Forretress used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
The sandstorm rages.
Infernape develops a rash due to the sand...
Infernape lost 6% of its health.

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Well here comes a Flamethrower, time to send in my Blissey.

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T_S switched in Blissey.
Infernape used Flamethrower.
Blissey lost 16% of its health.
Infernape lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Infernape lost 6% of its health.
Blissey develops a rash due to the sand...
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's Apple is yummy...
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

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Ok, he's gonna go for Close Combat now, so I'll send Forry back in and take the opportunity to lower the defenses.

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T_S switched in Forretress.
Infernape used Close Combat.
Forretress lost 32% of its health.
Infernape's defence was lowered.
Infernape's special defence was lowered.
Infernape lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Infernape lost 6% of its health.
Forretress's Apple is yummy...
Forretress restored 6% of its health.

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Yay for prediction! Now I'll stay in, because he'll expect me to switch back to Blissey.

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Infernape used Close Combat.
Forretress lost 31% of its health.
Infernape's defence was lowered.
Infernape's special defence was lowered.
Infernape lost 10% of its health.
Forretress woke up!
Forretress used Gyro Ball.
It's not very effective...
Infernape lost 44% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Infernape lost 6% of its health.
Forretress's Apple is yummy...
Forretress restored 6% of its health.

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Yay for prediction x2! Gyro Ball put a dent in his plans. I'll switch back to Blissey for the Flamethrower and he'll KO himself from Life Orb damage.

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T_S switched in Blissey.
Infernape used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 84% of its health.
T_S's Blissey fainted.
Infernape's defence was lowered.
Infernape's special defence was lowered.
Infernape lost 2% of its health.
pokemaster bill's Infernape fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

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3-4

Notes: Well, he predicted then, but at least Infernape is dead. I might as well call in the big guns and hope for some hax of my own. Come to the Darkside, we have UBER GARCHOMPZ!

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pokemaster bill switched in Blissey.
T_S switched in Garchomp.
Blissey was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Garchomp used Substitute.
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Garchomp made a substitute!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Blissey's attack failed to connect!
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey develops a rash due to the sand...
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's Apple is yummy...
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey is hurt by poison!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.

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Well, about time I got some luck. I'll take this chance to Swords Dance, so the next hit is a definate OHKO.

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Garchomp used Swords Dance.
Garchomp's attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Blissey's attack failed to connect!
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's Apple is yummy...
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey lost 12% of its health due to poison.
---
Garchomp used Swords Dance.
Garchomp's attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Blissey's attack failed to connect!
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's Apple is yummy...
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey lost 12% of its health due to poison.
---
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Blissey lost 63% of its health.
pokemaster bill's Blissey fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
T_S: redemption

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3-3

Notes: Well, a little more hax than I probably deserved. I started feeling sorry for the guy...but it passed. >=]

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pokemaster bill switched in Zapdos.
Zapdos is applying pressure to the opponent!
Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
Zapdos lost 100% of its health.
pokemaster bill's Zapdos fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
pokemaster bill: more hax

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3-2

Notes: Well, I suppose he can't do much more it seems. Looks like its time to clean things up. The beauty is, I have Yache Berry, so his Starmie can't KO me even if I do lose my Sub.

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pokemaster bill switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up another sandstorm!
Tyranitar was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 100% of its health.
pokemaster bill's Tyranitar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

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3-1

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pokemaster bill switched in Starmie.
Starmie was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Garchomp!
Garchomp's substitute faded!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Starmie lost 88% of its health.
pokemaster bill's Starmie fainted.
T_S wins!
T_S: gg
pokemaster bill: gg

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3-0

Final Thoughts: Well, in the end it deserved to be closer than it wasy, hax wreaked havoc in this match, with both of us on the receiving end more than once.

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Positives -

Welcome to the Darkside, we have UBER GARCHOMPZ!
Not much else...

Negatives -

Everything...

_______________

~T_S

Dark Azelf · Jul 12, 2008

LALALALALALA

I logged onto ABYAYS server on Friday and was challenged to an OU match by King Tyranitar. So i thought why not ? =p.

Code:

[FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Rules:
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Monospace][B]-Evasion Clause.[/B]
[B]-Freeze Clause.[/B]
[B]-OHKO Clause.[/B]
[B]-Sleep Clause.[/B]
[B]-Species Clause.[/B][/FONT]

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[FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Key
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Red][B]Red [/B][/COLOR]= Me, (D_A) (Dark_Azelf and my pokemon)
[B][COLOR=Green]Green [/COLOR][/B]= Him (KT) (King Tyranitar and his pokemon)
[COLOR=Purple][B]Purple[/B][/COLOR] = My thoughts and commentary.

MY TEAM !!

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STARTETH THE MATCH !!!

KT sent out Tyranitar
D_Asent out Roserade
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
KT switched in Blissey
Roserade used Sleep Powder.
Roserade's attack missed!
Roserade is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Convo: -

KT: ScarfedRoserade

He's not wrong lol

Anyways, he leads with tar and i lead with Rose. My sleep powder frikkin misses(Huge surprize with my luck not >_> ) whilst he goes to blissey.

---
D_A switched in Tyranitar
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Tyranitar lost 7% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Tyranitar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Tar takes that like a beast, im predicting a switch here.

---
Tyranitar used Crunch.
Blissey lost 37% of its health.
Blissey used Toxic.
Blissey's attack missed!
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Tyranitar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

He used Toxic here for some reason and doesnt switch, toxic wont particularly phaze this version of Tar anyways even if it hit (Rest Talk). Now, im predicting a switch, SO i try and further dent Blissey or hit what ever comes in.

---
KT switched in Machamp.
Tyranitar used Crunch.
It's not very effective...
Machamp lost 15% of its health.
Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!

That thing is going to prevent my tar from sweeping. It takes lol damage from Crunch =[.

---
D_A switched in Skarmory.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Skarmory lost 34% of its health.
Skarmory became confused!
Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!

I go to skarm as i didnt want to get hit with a predicted ice Punch, which would waste Gliscor (Dont ask, its happened before even though they havent seen Gliscor.). Anyways Judging by that damage, its not CB, which is always a good thing, so skarm should be able to cope with it easily.

---
KT switched in Tyranitar
Skarmory is confused!
Skarmory used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!

I take this time to set up rocks. At least i dont hit myself, yay im getting luckier >_>.

---
D_A switched in Tyranitar
Tyranitar used Stone Edge.
Tyranitar lost 67% of its health.
Tyranitar's leftovers restored its health a little!

Well, when a T-Tar switches into a Skarmory, its going to do one of 3 things

1. Fire Blast
2.Thunderbolt
3. Taunt

I go to my T-Tar here to try and avoid all 3, but i get with a crit, thus im not getting lucker after all >_>.

---
KT switched in Gliscor
Pointed stones dug into Gliscor.
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
Tyranitar used Rest.
Tyranitar fell asleep!
Tyranitar restored 61% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

LOL, i figured if a crit Stone Edge did less ~60%, then i wont die next turn, so i take this opportunity to Rest.

---
D_A switched in Gliscor
Gliscor used Taunt.
Gliscor fell for the taunt!
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

I send in my Gliscor, to try and set up an SD, but no, he Taunt me, so i have a sad face around about there =[.

---
KT switched in Blissey
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Blissey lost 17% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Switching blissey into Gliscor in NOT clever until you know the set, this is an SD Gliscor =D

---

Gliscor used Earthquake.
Blissey lost 39% of its health.
KT's Blissey fainted.
Gliscor's taunt wore off!

Excellent, i get rid of that idiot, dunno what he was hoping to do there with Bliss 0_o.

SCORE

Code:

[B][COLOR=Green]King Tyranitar[/COLOR]|| [COLOR=Red] Dark_Azelf[/COLOR]
------------------------------------------------
Tyranitar[/B][B] || [/B][B]Roserade
[/B][s][B]Blissey[/B][/s][B]|| Tyranitar
Machamp[/B][B] || Skarmory[/B]
[B]Gliscor [/B][B]|| [/B][B]Gliscor[/B]
[B] Suicune[/B][B]|| Vaporeon[/B][B]
Heatran[/B] [B]|[/B][B]|[/B] [B]Azelf[/B]
 [B] 
Field effects : -

Sandstorm

Stealth Rock set up by me on his side.


[COLOR=Green] 5[/COLOR]--------------------||----------------------[COLOR=Green][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]6[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

---
KT switched in Tyranitar
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
D_A switched in Vaporeon.
Tyranitar used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Vaporeon lost 10% of its health.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Convo : -

KT: STONE EDGE

Just as i expected, Scarf Mix Tar. I predicted correctly here and went to vappy, despite his efforts to put me off with that above comment XP. I knew, because he wouldnt switch tar in in the first place vs Gliscor unless it had an ice move and was faster =D.

---
KT switched in Suicune.
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Suicune.
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

I wish up and one of the worst pokemon to face comes in, a Suicune. Usually vappy could take it, but shortly before the match, i removed Roar for Ice Beam on my vappy, go figure =/

---
KT switched in Heatran
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
D_A switched in Roserade
The wish came true!
Roserade restored 50% of its health.
Roserade is buffetted by the sandstorm!

I wanted to pass the wish to Roserade incase he Ice Beam'd or Calm Minded or something, as Leaf Storm still hurts, even after 2 Calm Minds, but he goes to Heatran.

---
Roserade used Sleep Powder.
Heatran fell asleep!
Heatran is fast asleep!
Roserade is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Convo : -

Team Bidoof: D_A is Bowling Ball weak.
Team Bidoof: XD

Team Bidoof has figured out my weakness XD

But to my surprise Heatran stays in, i thought he would go to machamp to take the sleep. Unless he predicted Leaf Storm.

---
D_A switched in Vaporeon .
Heatran is fast asleep!
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

He still doesnt switch, i was expecting Tyranitar to come in, hence Vappy, but oh well...

---
KT switched in Suicune
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Suicune.
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 26% of its health.
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Mwhahahah, predictionz. I knew cune was coming in on the predicted surf, so go go HP Electric.

---
Suicune used Rest.
Suicune fell asleep!
Suicune restored 51% of its health.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Convo: -

Michael: *Pretends D_A is a pin.*
Michael: *Bowls him down?* o.o

Bowling fetish ?

Anyways, Cune is kinda low on health here, so i take the opportunity to Wish up, as i predict he will rest and attempt to pp stall me, but thats not happening.

---
KT switched in Tyranitar
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
D_A switched in Skarmory.
The wish came true!
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.

ajkdndevf, darn, i was kinda expecting cune to Sleep Talk, so went to skarm so i could take the opportunity to shuffle SR around his team, Oh well, at least i get healed by the wish.

---
D_A switched in Vaporeon
Tyranitar used Stone Edge.
Vaporeon lost 37% of its health.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Convo : -

Michael: D_A IZ IN A LOT OF PAINZ!

Yes, but not that much XP.

I went to Vappy, granted it was obvious, but i REALLY didnt want Skarmory to get hit with the predicted Fire Blast, but he used Stone Edge instead, good move on his part.

---

KT switched in Suicune
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Suicune.
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
D_A switched in Skarmory
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!

Hmm, he goes to Cune predicting the surf and i go to Skarm to take the Stone Edge. I hate it when both people both switch on the same turn XD.

---
D_A switched in Vaporeon
Suicune is fast asleep!
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

This was a check for Sleep Talk, i didnt want Skarm to take a Surf, but it looks as though he doesnt have it...

---
Suicune is fast asleep!
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

I wish up here so i can heal myself as he cant do anything to me, or so it seems.

---
Suicune woke up!
Suicune used Calm Mind.
Suicune's special attack was raised.
Suicune's special defence was raised.
Vaporeon used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 18% of its health.
The wish came true!
Vaporeon restored 50% of its health.
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

That right here is why i hate facing Suicune, its a beast if it Calm Minds. I get healed anyways, so im not particularly bothered if it calm minded, it cant touch Vappy and Roserade owns it even with 2 calm minds.

---
D_A switched in Roserade
Suicune used Calm Mind.
Suicune's special attack was raised.
Suicune's special defence was raised.
Roserade is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.

He Calm Minds again as i go to Roserade. Im still not too bothered.

---
Roserade used Leaf Storm.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 56% of its health.
Roserade's special attack was harshly lowered.
Suicune used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Roserade lost 38% of its health.
Roserade is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!

This would be why i wasnt bothered, Roserade takes ass from Surf and drills it with leaf Storm, thus putting it in killing range.

---
KT switched in Heatran.
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Roserade used Leaf Storm.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 8% of its health.
Roserade's special attack was harshly lowered.
Roserade is buffetted by the sandstorm!

I have to go for it again in case he predicted a switch and rested. But Heatran takes lol damage from Leaf Storm XP.
---
D_A switched in Vaporeon
Heatran woke up!
Heatran used Earth Power.
Vaporeon lost 25% of its health.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Heatran wakes up and uses Earth power, it still isnt doing much to Vappy unfortunately lol

---
KT switched in Machamp.
Pointed stones dug into Machamp.
Machamp lost 6% of its health.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!

I wish on the predicted switch and he goes to machamp, ummm.

---
D_A switched in Skarmory
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Skarmory lost 33% of its health.
Skarmory became confused!
The wish came true!
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!

I send in Skarmory to take anything that guy throws at me and the iron bird gladly takes the wish =D.

---
KT switched in Heatran
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Skarmory is confused!
Skarmory used Whirlwind.
KT switched in Gliscor
Pointed stones dug into Gliscor.
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

I know Machamp wont stay in, in fear of Brave Bird, so i Whirlwind to rack up some Stealth Rock damage.

---
D_A switched in Roserade
Gliscor used Taunt.
Roserade fell for the taunt!
Roserade is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

=D, I know that thing packs Taunt, so i go to Roserade on the predicted Taunt, to try and Hp Ice the idiot.

---
KT switched in Heatran
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Roserade used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 6% of its health.
Roserade is buffetted by the sandstorm!

He goes to Heatran. I saw this coming, althogh, i didnt want to take chances with overprediction as thats been my downfall on many occasions.

---
D_A switched in Tyranitar
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
Tyranitar lost 16% of its health.
Tyranitar's leftovers restored its health a little!

I go to T-Tar here to take the Fire Blast like a real man.

---
KT switched in Gliscor
Pointed stones dug into Gliscor.
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
Tyranitar is fast asleep!
Tyranitar used Sleep Talk.
Tyranitar used Rest.
But it failed!
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!
Tyranitar's leftovers restored its health a little!

I try and Sleep Talk, but it fails >_>.

---
D_A switched in Skarmory
Gliscor used Taunt.
Skarmory fell for the taunt!
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

I didnt want to do the same thing as last time (Go to roserade) in case he predicted this and EQ'd, AA 'd or Ice Fanged. So i went to Skarm to try and avoid that, but i get Taunted lol.

---
KT switched in Tyranitar
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
D_A switched in Vaporeon.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

This switch was obvious. So i went to Vappy to avoid all 3 possibilities.

1. He goes to heatran
2. He stays in for some reason
3. He went to T-Tar.

Win - win situation for D_A =D.

---
KT switched in Machamp.
Pointed stones dug into Machamp.
Machamp lost 6% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Machamp lost 37% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!

I surf, predicting the Suicune or Machamp to come back in, and i do quite a nice chunk of damage to Machamp.

---
KT switched in Suicune.
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Suicune.
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Suicune lost 15% of its health.
KT's Suicune fainted.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

He goes to this for death fodder i assume and Machamp would of died should it of stayed in.

SCORE

Code:

[B][COLOR=Green]King Tyranitar[/COLOR]|| [COLOR=Red] Dark_Azelf[/COLOR]
------------------------------------------------
Tyranitar[/B] [B]|| Roserade
[/B][s][B]Blissey[/B][/s][B]|| Tyranitar
Machamp[/B][B] || Skarmory[/B]
[B]Gliscor [/B][B] || [/B][B]Gliscor[/B]
[s][B]Suicune[/B][/s][B]|| Vaporeon[/B][B]
Heatran[/B][B]|[/B][B]|[/B] [B]Azelf[/B]
  [B] 
Field effects : - 

Sandstorm

Stealth Rock set up by me on his side.


[COLOR=Green] 4[/COLOR]--------------------||----------------------[COLOR=Green][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]6[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

---

KT switched in Heatran.
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
D_A switched in Tyranitar
Heatran used Explosion.
It's not very effective...
Tyranitar lost 38% of its health.
KT's Heatran fainted.
Tyranitar's leftovers restored its health a little!

Yes, nice try. He didnt switch heatran into Vappy for no reason now did he =p ?. I predicted the boom and went t-tar to tank it =]

SCORE

Code:

[B][COLOR=Green]King Tyranitar[/COLOR]|| [COLOR=Red] Dark_Azelf[/COLOR]
------------------------------------------------
Tyranitar[/B][B]|| Roserade
[/B][s][B]Blissey[/B][/s][B]|| Tyranitar
Machamp[/B][B] || Skarmory[/B]
[B]Gliscor [/B][B]|| [/B][B]Gliscor[/B]
[s][B]Suicune[/B][/s][B]|[/B][B]|[/B] [B]Azelf[/B]
[s]heatran[/s] [B]|| Vaporeon[/B]                  
   [B] 
Field effects : - 

Sandstorm

Stealth Rock set up by me on his side.


[COLOR=Green] 3[/COLOR]--------------------||----------------------[COLOR=Green][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]6[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

---
KT switched in Tyranitar
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
Tyranitar used Stone Edge.
Tyranitar lost 40% of its health.
Tyranitar is fast asleep!
Tyranitar used Sleep Talk.
Tyranitar used Rest.
But it failed!
Tyranitar's leftovers restored its health a little!

I was trying to pull of a Curse, by again, my stupid luck Sleep Talk didnt select it XD.

---
Tyranitar used Stone Edge.
Tyranitar lost 38% of its health.
D_A's Tyranitar fainted.

Ok well, Tyranitars purpose was met : -

- Tank over Heatran and Blissey

It has served its utmost purpose this match, so i let it die.

SCORE

Code:

[B][COLOR=Green]King Tyranitar[/COLOR]|| [COLOR=Red] Dark_Azelf[/COLOR]
------------------------------------------------
Tyranitar[/B] [B]|| Roserade
[/B][s][B]Blissey[/B][/s][B] || [/B] [B]T[/B][s][B]yranitar[/B]  [/s] 
[B] Machamp[/B][B]|| Skarmory[/B]
[B]Gliscor [/B][B]|| [/B][B]Gliscor[/B]
[s][B]Suicune[/B][/s][B] || Vaporeon[/B]  
[s][B]heatran[/B] [/s] |[B]|[/B] [B]Azelf[/B]
    [B] 
Field effects : - 

Sandstorm

Stealth Rock set up by me on his side.


[COLOR=SeaGreen] 3[/COLOR]--------------------||----------------------[COLOR=Green][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]5[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

---
D_A switched in Gliscor
KT switched in Gliscor
Pointed stones dug into Gliscor.
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
Gliscor used Swords Dance.
Gliscor's attack was sharply raised.
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

I restart with MY Gliscor, as i figured i could get a sweep as he was locked into Stone Edge. He switches in HIS Gliscor here, i dont think he expected the SD lol

---
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 86% of its health.
Gliscor used Taunt.
Gliscor fell for the taunt!
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

He gets pwned by the Ice Fang, and takes him WELL within kill range.

---
KT switched in Machamp
Pointed stones dug into Machamp.
Machamp lost 6% of its health.
Gliscor used Ice Fang.
Machamp lost 26% of its health.
Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm!
KT's Machamp fainted.

Here he goes to his Machamp as death fodder, and so that goes away.

SCORE

Code:

[B][COLOR=Green]King Tyranitar[/COLOR]|| [COLOR=Red] Dark_Azelf[/COLOR]
------------------------------------------------
Tyranitar[/B][B]|| Roserade
[/B][s][B]Blissey[/B][/s][B]||[/B][s] [B]Tyranitar[/B]   [/s]
[s]machamp[/s][B]|| Skarmory[/B]
[B]Gliscor [/B][B]|| [/B][B]Gliscor
[/B][s]Suicune[/s][B]|| Vaporeon[/B]
[s][B]heatran[/B][/s][B]|[/B][B]|[/B] [B]Azelf[/B][B] 
Field effects : - 

Sandstorm

Stealth Rock set up by me on his side.


[COLOR=Green] 2[/COLOR]--------------------||----------------------[COLOR=Green][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]5[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

---
KT switched in Tyranitar
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
D_A switched in Vaporeon.
Tyranitar used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Vaporeon lost 10% of its health.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Convo : -

KT: I wish slowly kill that thing

lol

Smart move by him to use his Machamp as death fodder so Scarf Tar could get a free switch in. Anyways, i have a SD under my belt, and i predict that he predicts me to stay in, but i dont =p.

---
KT switched in Gliscor
Pointed stones dug into Gliscor.
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 93% of its health.
KT's Gliscor fainted.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

I surf and this is about GG now. Both his remaning pokes are weak to water, so its beyond hope. I assume he tries to use this as death fodder so that his Tyranitar could come in and he could hope for crits and freezes ?

SCORE

Code:

[B][COLOR=Green]King Tyranitar[/COLOR]|| [COLOR=Red] Dark_Azelf[/COLOR]
------------------------------------------------
Tyranitar[/B][B]|| Roserade[/B]
[s][B]Blissey[/B][/s][B]|| [/B][s][B]Tyranitar[/B] [/s]  
[s][B]machamp[/B][/s][B] || Skarmory[/B]
[s][B]Gliscor[/B][/s][B]|| [/B][B]Gliscor[/B]
[s][B]Suicune[/B][/s][B] || Vaporeon[/B]                 
[s]heatran[/s][B]|[/B][B]|[/B] [B]Azelf[/B]
[B] Field effects : - 

Sandstorm

Stealth Rock set up by me on his side.


[COLOR=Green] 1[/COLOR]--------------------||----------------------[COLOR=Green][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]5[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

---
KT switched in Tyranitar
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
Tyranitar used Stone Edge.
Vaporeon lost 38% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 53% of its health.
KT's Tyranitar fainted.

SCORE

Code:

[B][COLOR=Green]King Tyranitar[/COLOR]|| [COLOR=Red] Dark_Azelf[/COLOR]
------------------------------------------------
[/B][s]Tyranitar[/s][B] || Roserade
[/B][s][B]Blissey[/B][/s][B]  || [/B][s][B]Tyranitar[/B] [/s]  
[s][B]machamp[/B][/s][B]|| Skarmory[/B]
[s][B]Gliscor[/B] [/s][B]|| [/B][B]Gliscor[/B]
[s]Suicune[/s][B]  || Vaporeon[/B] 
[s]heatran[/s] [B]|[/B][B]|[/B] [B]Azelf[/B]
        [B] 
Field effects : - 

Sandstorm

Stealth Rock set up by me on his side.


[COLOR=Green] 0[/COLOR]--------------------||----------------------[COLOR=Green][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]5[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

D_A wins!

Final Result = 5-0 to me.

Convo : -

D_A: GG
KT: gg

PROPS : -

Vappy for being a beast.
Skarm for being solid.
T-Tar for being the best tank evar !!
Roserade for owning suicune, even with 2 Calm Minds lol
King T-Tar for a good match

Slops : -

Apostle
Aquilea
SYAORAN
ANTI POP
SIMS
Itachi
Dancing Salamence 1.1
ABYAY

Azelf for not being required.

.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.~.~,~.

King t-tars team : -

Spoiler:

Ársa · Jul 16, 2008

Aquilae vs Tortured_Soul - Commentary by Itachi2008

Introduction
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Well, I logged into ABYAY's server to see who was online, and it just so happened, our resident elitest Aquilae was there! Obviously, after a good discussion, we got to business with a pokemon battle.

*image removed*
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Evasion Clause
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Species Clause
Strict Damage Clause
Timed Battle

The Teams - (In order of Appearance)
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Tortured_Soul -
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Aquilae -
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Key
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Tortured_Soul
Aquilae
Michael -Itachi2008
Battlers Comments
Negative Hit Point Modifier
Positive Hit Point Modifier
Standard Battle Dialogue
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= Wacan Berry
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= Choice Band
= Life Orb
= Focus Sash

Battle
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Tortured_Soul sent out Machamp.
Aquilae sent out Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl is pressuring it's opponent!
Aerodactyl used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones are poised to strike the opposing team!
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Aerodactyl lost 91% of its health.
Aerodactyl became confused!

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Well, I let him set up Stealth Rock, while allowing me to do some very decent damage in the process. I'm running No Guard, obviously.

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Aerodactyl is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Aerodactyl lost 9% of its health.
Aquilae's Aerodactyl fainted.
Machamp used Substitute.
Machamp lost 25% of its health.
Machamp made a substitute!

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6-5

Notes: Well, with a little bit of luck, I'm able to set up a sub and defeat Aero in the same turn. I'm all set now...aren't I?

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Aquilae switched in Gyarados.
Aquilae switched in Jirachi.
Machamp used Stone Edge.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 14% of its health.
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Jirachi used Wish.
Jirachi made a wish!
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Jirachi lost 41% of its health.
Jirachi became confused!
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Jirachi is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Jirachi lost 40% of its health.
The wish came true!
Jirachi restored 50% of its health.
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Jirachi snapped out of confusion!
Jirachi used Wish.
Jirachi made a wish!
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Jirachi lost 39% of its health.
Jirachi became confused!
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Well, I think I won that battle, he just managed to Wish a few times. Confuhax was in my favour here.

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Aquilae switched in Gengar.
Machamp used Payback.
It's super effective!
Gengar lost 100% of its health.
Aquilae's Gengar fainted.
Tortured_Soul: =O
Aquilae: damn confuhax

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6-4

Notes: Well, I just got lucky with this... and Aquilae voices his disapproval of hax.

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Aquilae switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
The substitute took damage for Machamp!
Machamp's substitute faded!
Machamp used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 96% of its health.

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Hmmmm, it seems just bulky enough to refuse a OHKO. I can't really say why I switched at this point, I think I was worried it may be Choice Band...

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Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
The awaiting stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 13% of its health.
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Tortured_Soul switched in Lucario.
The awaiting stones dug into Lucario.
Lucario lost 3% of its health.
Aquilae switched in Jirachi.
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Lucario used Swords Dance.
Lucario's attack was sharply raised.
Jirachi used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Lucario lost 6% of its health.
Tortured_Soul: can't switch in Gyara now
Aquilae switched in Lucario.

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Well, after it U-Turns into Lucario, I had one of two options:

Stay in and hope Speed Tie goes my way
Switch out and waste SD, and an opportunity to sweep

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Tortured_Soul: aaaaargh
Lucario used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Lucario lost 91% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Lucario fainted.
Lucario's defences were lowered.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.

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5-4

Notes: Well, I got unlucky, with the speed tie going to Aquilae,or so I thought...

Spoiler:

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Tortured_Soul switched in Garchomp.
The awaiting stones dug into Garchomp.
Garchomp lost 6% of its health.
Aquilae switched in Jirachi.
Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 41% of its health.
Aquilae's Jirachi fainted.
Garchomp lost 10% of its health.

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5-3

Notes: Well, the annoying Wish passer is finally gone, which has to be good. He knows Garchomp doesn't have Yache Berry now, which may play against me.

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Aquilae switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Garchomp's attack!
Tortured_Soul switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
The awaiting stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 13% of its health.

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Well, I may be in trouble here if he's running Stone Edge, as I have no idea what set he's currently running. Hopefully he doesn't know my Gyara is a Resttalker, so perhaps I can sneak a Rest in.

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Aquilae switched in Snorlax.
Gyarados used Rest.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Gyarados restored 76% of its health.

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Hmmm, Snorlax shouldn't be too potent, normal sets usually run Body Slam/Crunch/Earthquake, and aren't overly powerful, especially against this Gyarados. I'll stay in and chance my luck.

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Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Rest.
But it failed!
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Gyarados lost 58% of its health.
---
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Snorlax lost 10% of its health.
Snorlax used Body Slam.
Gyarados lost 42% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Gyarados fainted.

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4-3

Notes: Wow, so Aquilae pulls a CB Lax out of the bag. I decided to hang Gyarados out to dry, mainly because it still had a turn of sleep to go, and was under 50% health, so my reasoning was it was better for it to go than something like Garchomp, which could cause problems for him at a later time.

Spoiler:

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Tortured_Soul switched in Machamp.
The awaiting stones dug into Machamp.
Machamp lost 6% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 90% of its health.
Aquilae's Snorlax fainted.

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4-2

Notes: Well, I suppose he thought the same thing, either that or maybe I would set up a sub. Either way, there goes another problem.

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Aquilae switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Machamp's attack!
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Machamp lost 47% of its health.
Machamp flinched!
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Tortured_Soul: >_>
Michael: hahahahahaha
Michael: Pwned.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Machamp lost 22% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Machamp fainted.

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3-2

Notes: That flinch was low, seriously low. Gyarados was dead and buried otherwise. Oh well, Alakazam will be able to finish it off...right?

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Tortured_Soul switched in Alakazam.
Pointed stones dug into Alakazam.
Alakazam lost 12% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Alakazam lost 88% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Alakazam fainted.

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2-2

Notes: Ok, that was low, even for Aquilae. Choice Scarf Gyarados? T_T

Spoiler:

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Tortured_Soul switched in Blissey.
The awaiting stones dug into Blissey.
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Aquilae switched in Lucario.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Lucario is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Lucario lost 35% of its health.
Lucario used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 94% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Blissey fainted.
Lucario's defences were lowered.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.

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1-2

Notes: Well, at least I paralyzed the beast. Tbh, I would have much rather paralyzed Gyarados, but I suppose this is ok...

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Tortured_Soul switched in Garchomp.
The awaiting stones dug into Garchomp.
Garchomp lost 6% of its health.
Michael: Ownt.
Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Lucario lost 45% of its health.
Aquilae's Lucario fainted.
Garchomp lost 10% of its health.
Michael: lol

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1-1

Notes: Well, here it comes. All I can hope for is that his Ice Fang misses...No, really, I'm done.

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Aquilae switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Garchomp's attack!
Tortured_Soul: grrrr
Tortured_Soul: If you have Choice Scarf, I will literally punch this screen
Michael: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ?
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 68% of its health.
Tortured_Soul's Garchomp fainted.

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0-1

Aquilae wins!

Spoiler:

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Positives -

Aquilae, for a good match
A nice, even match is hard to find these days
Not tooooooooo much hax (unlike my last log)

Negatives -

Choice Scarf Gyarados
Waterfall Flinch Hax
Confusion Hax (Not as bad as mine, though Aquilae will argue otherwise...)
Alakazam, I was unable to show off my fave new set. =(

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~T_S

. · Jul 22, 2008

Close to the Edge: UU Clash

Just made my new team, and decided that they should be given a worthy battle. So on Smogon's server, I went to ladder. A lot of easy wins, and a lot of easy losses, but this one was easily the most nailbiting match out there.

Blue means that it is my Pokemon, whereas Brown means it is my opponents Pokemonm. Olive is my commentary.

Vance's Team
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Umbarsc's Team
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Rules:
Ladder Match
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Species Clause
Strict Damage Clause

Vance sent out Persian
umbarsc sent out Manectric
umbarsc switched in Noctowl
Persian used Fake Out.
Noctowl lost 39% of its health.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Noctowl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.
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Match starts off nicely. I get out a Fake Out that does a lot more than I thought. I could stay in, but I decided to go to one of my sleep absorbers.
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Persian used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Noctowl lost 15% of its health.
Vance switched in Steelix
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Noctowl used Hypnosis.
Steelix fell asleep!
---
My first mistake. I should've really went to Glaceon so I could use Sleep Talk and get out either an Ice Beam or a HP Fighting. Anyway, Steelix takes the Hypnosis. I have a surprise for him...
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umbarsc switched in Hitmonlee
Steelix is fast asleep!
Steelix used Sleep Talk.
Steelix used Rest.
But it failed!
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If only I'd have gotten something nice off. Oh well, I really think that I'll be able to take a Close Combat with at least a little less than half to use for later.
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Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Steelix lost 87% of its health.
Hitmonlee's defence was lowered.
Hitmonlee's special defence was lowered.
Steelix is fast asleep!
Steelix used Sleep Talk.
Steelix used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
---
Damn! Hitmonlee is strong, but man. I guess it has to be Choice Banded. A Base 120 attack stat completely demolishing a Base 200 defense stat shouldn't happen. Oh well, I get in some rocks, which is nice.
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Vance switched in Hypno
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Hypno lost 43% of its health.
Hypno's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hypno restored 6% of its health.
---
This thing is seriously beastly. It hammers Hypno really hard, meaning I cannot stay in for long. What a shame. At least if I get in a Reflect, I can hamper his chances of sweeping my incredibly fighting-weak team.
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umbarsc switched in Noctowl
Pointed stones dug into Noctowl.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Hypno used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
---
Why he switched out confused me. But I appreciate it since I can get in Reflect. Now, I'm almost positive that he's going to Hypnosis me. It's time to let Glaceon shine as a Sleep Talker.
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Vance switched in Glaceon
Noctowl used Roost.
Noctowl restored 50% of its health.
---
That was a good move on his part. I really should've Toxic'd him so I could've slowly wore him down. Oh well, SpecsCeon gets a free Ice Beam in.
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umbarsc switched in Lapras
Pointed stones dug into Lapras.
Lapras lost 25% of its health.
Glaceon used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Lapras lost 18% of its health.
Lapras's leftovers restored its health a little!
Lapras restored 6% of its health.
---
Another smart move on his part. Glaceon, while having Choice Specs, can do little to nothing to Lapras now. If I had Life Orb, I could've used HP Fighting to seriously hammer it. But I can't, thus I got to flee.
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Vance switched in Persian
Lapras used Dragon Dance.
Lapras's attack was raised.
Lapras's speed was raised.
---
I dodged a bullet there. If he decided to Waterfall or even Earthquake, Persian would be demolished. Thank god for prediction, I guess.
---
Persian used Fake Out.
A critical hit!
Lapras lost 52% of its health.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Lapras flinched!
---
I know that hurt. STAB + Technician + Life Orb + Critical Hit = HURT. I pretty much ceased this guy's chances of effectively sweeping. Yay for classy cats.
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Vance switched in Lanturn
Lapras used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Lanturn lost 32% of its health.
Lanturn's reflect wore off!
Lanturn's leftovers restored its health a little!
Lanturn restored 6% of its health.
---
He gets some uneeded hax. At least Lanturn is a monster at taking hits. He knows the Discharge is coming, he can feel it. But I guess he didn't react to his feelings.
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Lapras used Return.
Lanturn lost 58% of its health.
Lanturn used Discharge.
It's super effective!
Lapras lost 30% of its health.
umbarsc's Lapras fainted.
---
A monster in UU is finally down. If it had not been for Persian's Crit Fake out, I would've been screwed.
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umbarsc switched in Hitmonlee
Pointed stones dug into Hitmonlee.
Hitmonlee lost 6% of its health.
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
Lanturn lost 22% of its health.
Vance's Lanturn fainted.
---
Hitmonlee comes back in to bother me, but Lanturn has little use left. I let it die, considering I want Persian to come in and Fake Out it, which'll hurt considering Hitmonlee's poor defenses.
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Vance switched in Persian
umbarsc switched in Omastar
Pointed stones dug into Omastar.
Omastar lost 12% of its health.
Persian used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Omastar lost 9% of its health.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Omastar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Omastar restored 6% of its health.
---
He switches in Omastar to take the Fake Out like a man. Guess Persian has to go.... or does he?
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umbarsc switched in Noctowl
Pointed stones dug into Noctowl.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Persian used Hypnosis.
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Aww...I really wanted to sleep that Omastar before it did any Rain Dance sweeping. Guess I'll have to deal with this guy absorbing Hypnosis without even going to sleep.
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Vance switched in Glaceon
Noctowl used Night Shade.
Glaceon lost 30% of its health.
---
Guess he was predicting a switch. Oh well, I really couldn't do much to this guy anyway, plus, anything else would be a waste of 10% of my kitty's health. Glaceon comes in to hopefully do something...
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umbarsc switched in Manectric
Pointed stones dug into Manectric.
Manectric lost 12% of its health.
Glaceon used Ice Beam.
Manectric lost 88% of its health.
umbarsc's Manectric fainted.
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I call that something! A rather terrifying UU sweeper is now down for the count thanks to SR and Glaceon's beastly Ice Beam.
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umbarsc switched in Hitmonlee
Pointed stones dug into Hitmonlee.
Hitmonlee lost 6% of its health.
Vance switched in Hypno
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Hypno lost 47% of its health.
---
I let Hypno take the hit, which was another mistake of mine. I let Steelix die the next turn. Didn't really think right here.
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Vance switched in Steelix
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Steelix lost 13% of its health.
Vance's Steelix fainted.
---
Yep...
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Vance switched in Persian
umbarsc switched in Noctowl
Pointed stones dug into Noctowl.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Persian used Fake Out.
Noctowl lost 41% of its health.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
---
Noctowl gets hammered by Fake Out. Persian is really shining here. Easily superior to PurFugly.
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Persian used Bite.
Noctowl lost 23% of its health.
umbarsc's Noctowl fainted.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
---
The Life Orb burns into Persian as it finishes off that tiresome Noctowl. Kitty's getting some owl meat tonight.
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umbarsc switched in Vileplume
Pointed stones dug into Vileplume.
Vileplume lost 12% of its health.
Persian used U-turn.
Vileplume lost 21% of its health.
Vance switched in Glaceon
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Vileplume used Stun Spore.
Glaceon is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Vileplume's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vileplume restored 6% of its health.
---
This could be bad. I know he'll try to set things up on my Glaceon. Hopefully, I can OHKO it with Ice Beam.
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Vileplume used Sludge Bomb.
Glaceon lost 40% of its health.
Glaceon used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Vileplume lost 72% of its health.
umbarsc's Vileplume fainted.
---
Sorry sims, lol. Vileplume had to go. My Hitmonlee needed some peace at mind to set up a sweep.
---
umbarsc switched in Omastar
Pointed stones dug into Omastar.
Omastar lost 12% of its health.
Vance switched in Hypno
Omastar used Surf.
Hypno lost 23% of its health.
---
Hypno doesn't take much damage from Surf, but, like most walls, has met his match. He cannot stay for long and is about to go bye-bye. Guess it's time for him to get in a Wish for Persian.
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Hypno used Wish.
Hypno made a wish!
Omastar used Surf.
Hypno lost 12% of its health.
Vance's Hypno fainted.
---
Hypno goes down like a man, giving a Wish to the next guy who comes in to do some ownage and take that very appreciated 50% health.
---
Vance switched in Persian
Persian used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Omastar lost 8% of its health.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Omastar flinched!
The wish came true!
Persian restored 50% of its health.
---
Nice, I get a 50% boost and think "TIEMZ FOR PERSIAN SWEEP OLOL"
---
Persian used Hypnosis.
Persian's attack missed!
Omastar used Surf.
Persian lost 69% of its health.
---
>.> I guess it's time to U-Turn out and let Persian die. Oh well, he did a great time annoying umbarsc's entire team. Feel a little bad that Omastar got the upper hand on him.
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Persian used U-turn.
Omastar lost 14% of its health.
Vance switched in Glaceon
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Vance's Persian fainted.
Omastar used Surf.
Glaceon lost 30% of its health.
Vance's Glaceon fainted.
---
C-C-Combo Breaker! Double kill for Omastar. That really hurts.
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Vance switched in Hitmonlee
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Omastar lost 81% of its health.
umbarsc's Omastar fainted.
Hitmonlee lost 10% of its health.
---
The beginning of the end...
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umbarsc switched in Hitmonlee
Pointed stones dug into Hitmonlee.
Hitmonlee lost 6% of its health.

END OF MATCH CONVO

Vance: Oh lol
umbarsc: hm, close combat or mach punch?
umbarsc: I'm not sure if mach punch would KO... better play it safe
Vance: Jolly or Adamant?

Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
Hitmonlee lost 81% of its health.
umbarsc's Hitmonlee fainted.

Vance wins!

umbarsc: jolly
Vance: I won a speed tie there
umbarsc: oh well, GG
Vance: gg

So there you have it is, my match ended in a 1-0 with me winning thanks to a speed tie. What a way to end the match!

Pros
Hitmonlee for being awesome
Persian for being a great lead
Hypno for doing his thing
umbarsc for the epic match

Cons
Nothing really...

. · Jul 25, 2008

King Tyranitar vs. Dark_Azelf: DEOXYS-A IN OU

Yesterday was mostly a boring day, so I followed my usual routine of logging onto ABYAY's for a battle. Just my luck, D_A as wasking for a battle as soon as I got on. I instantly offered to battle, and he accepted.

Green means it's my Pokemon
Orange means it's D_A's Pokemon
Gray means it's my commentary
Maroon means it's regular dialogue

King Tyranitar's Team
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Rules
Evasion Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sleep Clause
Species Clause

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Tyranitar sent out Persian
Dark_Azelf sent out Drapion
Dark_Azelf switched in Altaria
Persian used Fake Out.
Altaria lost 19% of its health.
Altaria's leftovers restored its health a little!
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Looks like the match starts out in my favor. I get a first-hand look at two of his Pokemon, both actually being quite study. I do not know which Drapion it is at the moment, but I'm guessing the Sniper kind, since the defensive one wouldn't take much from Fake Out. Altaria is going to wall me, so I might as well sleep it.
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Dark_Azelf switched in Rotom
Persian used Hypnosis.
Rotom fell asleep!
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He goes to Rotom, a very renowned Sleep Talker, to absorb my Hypnosis. Pretty good that it is asleep, maybe I can safely bring in Jynx to try out an early sweep.
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Tyranitar switched in Jynx
Jynx foresaw Thunderbolt!
Rotom is fast asleep!
Rotom used Sleep Talk.
Rotom used Rest.
But it failed!
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Thank you ABYA, erm, I mean Hax Gods. If Rotom got a Will O Wisp or Thunderbolt off, I'd be in a lot of pain, that's for sure.
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Dark_Azelf switched in Hypno
Jynx used Substitute.
Jynx lost 25% of its health.
Jynx made a substitute!
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In comes a Hypno, trying to wall me I'm supposing. It's around this time I realize my Jynx has no Leftovers, which is going to really bite me in the butt later on. Oh well, I get a sub, so no status will get me.
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Jynx used Calm Mind.
Jynx's special attack was raised.
Jynx's special defence was raised.
Hypno used Taunt.
Jynx fell for the taunt!
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Taunt! 75% of the Luna set is non-attacking moves. This is going to be a major pain for me.
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Jynx used Ice Beam.
Hypno lost 44% of its health.
Hypno used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Hypno's leftovers restored its health a little!
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I guess I can't complain. Doing nearly half to the best Special wall in the UU environment is an acheivment even someone in OU would be proud of. Jynx can't do much to be honest, but let's test the waters to see how much Ice Beam does with Light Screen up.
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Jynx used Ice Beam.
Hypno lost 20% of its health.
Hypno used Seismic Toss.
The substitute took damage for Jynx!
Jynx's substitute faded!
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Ah well, never waste a good substitute is what I always say. Once it fades, however, I have to get out before Hypno status's or even does more damage to me, which I cannot afford since I lack Leftovers.
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Tyranitar switched in Vileplume
Hypno used Wish.
Hypno made a wish!
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Vileplume to show everyone how a real man handles Hypno…
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Hypno used Taunt.
Vileplume fell for the taunt!
Vileplume used Sludge Bomb.
Hypno lost 9% of its health.
The wish came true!
Hypno restored 50% of its health.
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…Except I forgot that Poison is not super effective against Psychic, it was Bug. I have to get out, Vileplume's time to shine has not come.
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Tyranitar switched in Steelix
Dark_Azelf switched in Drapion
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This made me laugh that we both switched out into a match up that was highly in my favor.
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Drapion used Knock Off.
Drapion knocked off foe Steelix's Leftovers!
It's not very effective...
Steelix lost 2% of its health.
Steelix used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Drapion lost 43% of its health.
Drapion's light screen wore off!
Drapion's leftovers restored its health a little!
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Seems like Steelix will have to go throughout the rest of the match without any Leftovers to recover off his injuries. Oh well, I have Rest on him, but the lack of Lefties will hurt me in the long run.
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Dark_Azelf switched in Rotom
Steelix used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
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Prediction got me some rocks off here. Rotom, from my knowledge of basic Rotom sets, cannot do much of anything to Steelix. However, my Steelix carries only EQ, something that cannot touch Rotom.
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Tyranitar switched in Persian
Rotom woke up!
Rotom used Sleep Talk.
But it failed!
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That must be annoying. Predicting Sleep Talks in switch ins are a pain.
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Persian used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 9% of its health.
Tyranitar switched in Vileplume
Rotom used Sleep Talk.
But it failed!
Rotom's leftovers restored its health a little!
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He predicted a Hypnosis here, for some reason. I knew he had Sleep Talk, so I might as well go to Vileplume to try and Sub Seed again.
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Rotom used Will-o-wisp.
Rotom's attack missed!
Vileplume used Substitute.
Vileplume lost 25% of its health.
Vileplume made a substitute!
Vileplume's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vileplume restored 6% of its health.
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Dark_Azelf: =/
I would have a sad face if I were D_A too. He WoW's me, while I hide behind a Sub.
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Dark_Azelf switched in Hypno
Pointed stones dug into Hypno.
Hypno lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume used Leech Seed.
Hypno was seeded!
Hypno's health was sapped by leech seed!
Hypno lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume regained health!
Vileplume restored 13% of its health.
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Wonder why he's bringing in Hypno. I get in my Leech Seed already, meaning he'll be losing a good deal of HP each turn.
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Hypno used Taunt.
Vileplume fell for the taunt!
Vileplume used Sludge Bomb.
Hypno lost 21% of its health.
Hypno's health was sapped by leech seed!
Hypno lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume regained health!
Vileplume restored 13% of its health.
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He taunts me, but I still get off a Sludge Bomb, which does a hefty amount now that Light Screen is gone.
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Dark_Azelf switched in Drapion
Pointed stones dug into Drapion.
Drapion lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume used Sludge Bomb.
It's not very effective...
Drapion lost 19% of its health.
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Drapion comes into "absorb" the Sludge Bomb. Again, it's horrible Special Defense make it take well over what it should be taking.
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Drapion used Toxic Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Vileplume used Energy Ball.
It's not very effective...
Drapion lost 16% of its health.
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Drapion sets up a layer of Toxic Spikes. See, what I should have done, was come out to Steelix, and come back in to let Plume absorb the T-Spikes.
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Drapion used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Vileplume used Energy Ball.
It's not very effective...
Drapion lost 16% of its health.
Vileplume's taunt wore off!
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Watch out Drapion, Plume isn't limited to Sludge Bomb anymore, it can really start to hammer out the hurting with Leech Seed. I can smell Hypno coming in.
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Dark_Azelf switched in Hypno
Pointed stones dug into Hypno.
Hypno lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume used Leech Seed.
Hypno was seeded!
Hypno's health was sapped by leech seed!
Hypno lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume regained health!
Vileplume restored 13% of its health.
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Hypno comes back into get seeded, Déjà vu eh?
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Hypno used Wish.
Hypno made a wish!
Vileplume used Sludge Bomb.
Hypno lost 21% of its health.
Hypno's health was sapped by leech seed!
Hypno lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume regained health!
Vileplume restored 13% of its health.
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Here comes Drapion. I can tell he's trying to keep it around for a while since it can wall Vileplume a bit, however, what happens next will surely anger D_A.
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Dark_Azelf switched in Drapion
Pointed stones dug into Drapion.
Drapion lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume used Sludge Bomb.
It's not very effective...
Drapion lost 21% of its health.
Dark_Azelf's Drapion fainted.
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6-5: Tyranitar
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Dark_Azelf switched in Hypno
Pointed stones dug into Hypno.
Hypno lost 12% of its health.
Dark_Azelf's Hypno fainted.
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6-4: Tyranitar
ABYAY: No Swalot? Nob
ABYAY: lol
Tyranitar: C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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Dark_Azelf switched in Hitmontop
Pointed stones dug into Hitmontop.
Hitmontop lost 6% of its health.
Hitmontop used Rapid Spin.
Hitmontop blew away the spikes!
The substitute took damage for Vileplume!
Vileplume used Leech Seed.
Hitmontop was seeded!
Hitmontop's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hitmontop's health was sapped by leech seed!
Hitmontop lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume regained health!
Vileplume restored 11% of its health.
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Hitmontop spins away those precious rocks, but gets seeded at the same time. I'm content with the way Plume is handling D_A's offensive threats with the utmost of ease.
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Hitmontop used Stone Edge.
The substitute took damage for Vileplume!
Vileplume's substitute faded!
Vileplume used Energy Ball.
Hitmontop lost 29% of its health.
Hitmontop's health was sapped by leech seed!
Hitmontop lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume regained health!
Vileplume restored 11% of its health.
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Hitmontop breaks Vileplume's substitute while Plume hits it moderately hard with Energy Ball.
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Dark_Azelf switched in Altaria
Vileplume used Energy Ball.
It's not very effective...
Altaria lost 6% of its health.
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What a way to ruin my fun D_A! Why be nice to KT and let Plume kill Hitmonfail? Let's just bring in a 4x Grass resist >.> Only Steelix can really counter Altaria, even Earthquake will do an unimpressive amount.
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Tyranitar switched in Steelix
Altaria used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Steelix lost 4% of its health.
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Aerial Ace does nothing. If I had Leftovers, I would've been able to come in at 100% health. Time to get some rocks in.
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Dark_Azelf switched in Omastar
Steelix used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones floated around your foes team!
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Tyranitar: Plume did a good job taking out two of your guyz
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Tyranitar switched in Hypno
Hypno foresaw Surf!
Hypno was badly poisoned!
Hypno was badly poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Omastar used Stealth Rock.
Hypno is hurt by poison!
Hypno lost 6% of its health.
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Ouch. A poisoned Hypno is a bad Hypno. Considering this Omastar's most powerful move is Surf, I can safely wall him, and set up Reflect for later switch ins.
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Hypno used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Omastar used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Hypno is hurt by poison!
Hypno lost 12% of its health.
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More Spikes? Oh boy, anything I switch in will have a hard time surviving. I need a Rapid Spinner ;.;
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Hypno used Toxic.
Omastar was badly poisoned!
Omastar used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Hypno is hurt by poison!
Hypno lost 18% of its health.
Omastar is hurt by poison!
Omastar lost 6% of its health.
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I have nothing to safely switch into Omastar. I might as well let Hypno try to take out Omastar.
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Hypno used Seismic Toss.
Omastar lost 29% of its health.
Omastar used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Hypno is hurt by poison!
Hypno lost 25% of its health.
Omastar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Omastar is hurt by poison!
Omastar lost 12% of its health.
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I was really eager to get rid of that Omastar, that I started to forget about Hypno being poisoned. Heat of the moment was really evident here.
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. · Jul 25, 2008

King Tyranitar vs. Dark_Azelf: DEOXYS-A IN OU II

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Dark_Azelf switched in Altaria
Pointed stones dug into Altaria.
Altaria lost 25% of its health.
Hypno used Seismic Toss.
Altaria lost 28% of its health.
Hypno is hurt by poison!
Hypno lost 31% of its health.
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Gah! Altaria. Okay…now I should Wish up, hopefully Altaria doesn't attack.
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Altaria used Roost.
Altaria restored 50% of its health.
Hypno used Wish.
Hypno made a wish!
Hypno is hurt by poison!
Hypno lost 37% of its health.
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I have a chance to survive if he doesn't attack. However, him not attacking is as likely as Deoxys-a in OU (please support)
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Altaria used Aerial Ace.
Hypno lost 8% of its health.
Tyranitar's Hypno fainted.
Hypno's reflect wore off!
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5-4: Tyranitar
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Tyranitar switched in Jynx
Jynx foresaw Aerial Ace!
Pointed stones dug into Jynx.
Jynx lost 25% of its health.
Jynx was badly poisoned!
Jynx was badly poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Jynx was hurt by Spikes!
Jynx lost 25% of its health.
Dark_Azelf switched in Rotom
Pointed stones dug into Rotom.
Rotom lost 12% of its health.
Jynx used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 57% of its health.
Jynx is hurt by poison!
Jynx lost 6% of its health.
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Tyranitar: All of my ****ing Pokemon have no items
Tyranitar: I put them on, but there never there
ABYAY: Did you save your team?
Tyranitar: Yeah
Poor Jynx. It has barely any health left. Oh well, hopefully this dazzling goddess can take out that annoying Ghost Rotom.
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Jynx used Ice Beam.
Rotom lost 57% of its health.
Dark_Azelf's Rotom fainted.
Jynx is hurt by poison!
Jynx lost 12% of its health.
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5-3: Tyranitar
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Dark_Azelf switched in Hitmontop
Hitmontop's intimidate cut Jynx's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Hitmontop.
Hitmontop lost 6% of its health.
Jynx used Ice Beam.
Hitmontop lost 45% of its health.
Hitmontop used Rapid Spin.
Hitmontop blew away the spikes!
Jynx lost 13% of its health.
Tyranitar's Jynx fainted.
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4-3: Tyranitar
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Tyranitar switched in Steelix
Pointed stones dug into Steelix.
Steelix lost 3% of its health.
Steelix was hurt by Spikes!
Steelix lost 25% of its health.
Hitmontop used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Steelix lost 39% of its health.
Hitmontop's defence was lowered.
Hitmontop's special defence was lowered.
Steelix used Earthquake.
Hitmontop lost 51% of its health.
Dark_Azelf's Hitmontop fainted.
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4-2: Tyranitar
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Dark_Azelf switched in Omastar
Omastar used Ice Beam.
Steelix lost 28% of its health.
Tyranitar's Steelix fainted.
Omastar is hurt by poison!
Omastar lost 6% of its health.
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3-2: Tyranitar
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Tyranitar switched in Hitmonlee
Pointed stones dug into Hitmonlee.
Hitmonlee lost 6% of its health.
Hitmonlee was badly poisoned!
Hitmonlee was badly poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Hitmonlee was hurt by Spikes!
Hitmonlee lost 25% of its health.
Dark_Azelf switched in Altaria
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Altaria lost 30% of its health.
Hitmonlee's defence was lowered.
Hitmonlee's special defence was lowered.
Hitmonlee lost 10% of its health.
Hitmonlee is hurt by poison!
Hitmonlee lost 6% of its health.
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Last few turns have been a bit hectic with all the entry hazards, however, Hitmonlee is here and ready to eradicate anything. Close Combat hits Altaria harder than I expected.
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Hitmonlee used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Altaria lost 70% of its health.
Hitmonlee lost 10% of its health.
Altaria used Roost.
Altaria restored 50% of its health.
Hitmonlee is hurt by poison!
Hitmonlee lost 12% of its health.
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ABYAY: Hitmonlee has this
Tyranitar: I'm so posting this log
Tyranitar: Even if I lose
Dark_Azelf: **** you no
ABYAY: lol'
Tyranitar: **** me? Yes
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Dark_Azelf switched in Omastar
Hitmonlee used Stone Edge.
Omastar lost 26% of its health.
Hitmonlee lost 10% of its health.
Hitmonlee is hurt by poison!
Hitmonlee lost 19% of its health.
Omastar is hurt by poison!
Omastar lost 6% of its health.
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ABYAY: you can't lose unless you miss
Don't Jynx it (lol) ABYAY T___T
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Dark_Azelf switched in Altaria
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Altaria lost 30% of its health.
Hitmonlee's defence was lowered.
Hitmonlee's special defence was lowered.
Hitmonlee lost 10% of its health.
Tyranitar's Hitmonlee fainted.
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ABYAY: well...mebbe not
Tyranitar: I should've predicted that
2-2: Even
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Tyranitar switched in Persian
Pointed stones dug into Persian.
Persian lost 12% of its health.
Persian was badly poisoned!
Persian was badly poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Persian was hurt by Spikes!
Persian lost 25% of its health.
Dark_Azelf switched in Omastar
Persian used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Omastar lost 8% of its health.
Persian is hurt by poison!
Persian lost 6% of its health.
Omastar is hurt by poison!
Omastar lost 6% of its health.
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Tyranitar: It was so obvious
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Persian used U-turn.
Omastar lost 10% of its health.
Tyranitar switched in Vileplume
Pointed stones dug into Vileplume.
Vileplume lost 12% of its health.
Vileplume absorbed the Toxic Spikes!
Vileplume was hurt by Spikes!
Vileplume lost 25% of its health.
Omastar used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Vileplume lost 44% of its health.
Omastar is hurt by poison!
Omastar lost 12% of its health.
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It's obvious only Vileplume can save me now. It's much too beastly for Omastar.
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Omastar used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Vileplume lost 43% of its health.
Tyranitar's Vileplume fainted.
Omastar is hurt by poison!
Omastar lost 18% of its health.
Dark_Azelf's Omastar fainted.
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1-1: Even
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Tyranitar switched in Persian
Dark_Azelf switched in Altaria
Pointed stones dug into Persian.
Persian lost 12% of its health.
Persian was hurt by Spikes!
Persian lost 25% of its health.
Persian used Fake Out.
Altaria lost 19% of its health.
Altaria flinched!
Persian is hurt by poison!
Persian lost 6% of its health.
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ABYAY: it comes down to this
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Persian used Aerial Ace.
Altaria lost 16% of its health.
Altaria used Roost.
Altaria restored 50% of its health.
Persian is hurt by poison!
Persian lost 12% of its health.
Tyranitar's Persian fainted.

Dark_Azelf wins!

ABYAY: Flinch with Bite here ends
Tyranitar: gg lol
Dark_Azelf: GG
Dark_Azelf: AA ?
Tyranitar: I'm getting rid of Aerial Ace
Tyranitar: I used it for things like Hitmonlee trying to stop me,
ABYAY has left the room.
Dark_Azelf: I should think so lol
Tyranitar: Didn't work
Dark_Azelf has left the room.

Dark_Azelf's Team
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Post Battle Thoughts
After the battle, I feel that I could've done better if I brought Plume into absorb Toxic Spikes. I also see a glaring Spikes/SR weakness, might need a Rapid Spinner for that.

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DEOXYS-A FOR OU

BeachBoy · Aug 4, 2008

Hurricane Warning: BeachBoy vs. Raikazu

Introduction

Hey PokéCommunity, that's right, Beachy's back with another battle log. ;D I'm really overdue for one, and some of you have said I've lost my touch, hmm? So, with all the fatal errors and sheer boredom going around yesterday, I decided to log on to ABYAY's server, see what everyone was up to. Really, the only thing that drives me to battle these days are battle logs. Ever searching for the perfect battle to post.

Recently I've been hearing a lot of good points about Moltres, and usually I look at that 50% entry hazard and go bleh, no way. After thinking about it, it's a perfect lead for my style, offensive, gets me off on the right start, and overall betters the team. After everyone was shocked to see me on Shoddy for once, we talked about building a team but it eventually ran off and fell apart. During that I thought about some good ideas for a team and started mixing this and that. This team has been through... er, about seven battles. Most losses close, wins epic, or some wins where I absolutely slaughter people. (Aka sweep of Lala's stall team :D) It's a solid team overall, and I've been experimenting with various parts, it just had one missing part. I have five solid, a true core. The 6th party member however, didn't seem to work out. Tested some Heatran, some Celebi, my usual glue for my other offensive teams. Then Vance (Usually known as King Tyranitar) suggested Specs Vaporeon since he'd really like to see it, and after thinking about it, I said "Heck, let's give it a go."

Azonic (his name is Raikazu here at PC, why he ever changed that name, I'll never know *shrug*) and I decide to battle. Our previous battles included many surprises, along with my introduction of ScarfDos to PC, which people seem to finally understand that it rocks. :D (...or, well, at least I hope so. lD) I haven't battled in months since... well, yesterday. (Auguest 3rd) So my prediction has been rusty thus far, but I think I was finally up to speed by this battle. Everything was ready and the stage was set.

Notes.

First off, after reading The Crime at Christmas Time - A warstory by Bologo over on Smogon some time ago, I was inspired to try the same sort of thing. Which includes commentary, commentary, commentary, and more commentary, with little log, fantastic titles, (Too bad I lack creativity there.) and just overall genius. I really want to try this out, anyway I could never reach his caliber, but still. So all credit and thanks for design, look, feel, basically everything go to Bologo of Smogon University. All his. :D

Bologo said:
I feel that including the whole log and having a small comment per turn is extremely boring, and thus, I do not feel like doing that in this story, because this match does not deserve to be called boring. I also feel that it makes people likely to just skip over the comments and read the log parts, but this way people are forced to read the comments if they want to know what's happening, which in turn means more intelligent replies.

Essentially, if you do not read the comments, the parts of the log that I left in will not make sense. If you're not going to read the comments that I took several hours of my time to write, then do not post in this thread, plain and simple, I don't want to sound harsh, but please, I want a warstory thread that people will remember not just for the warstory, but for the comments following too. :]

The warstory will be divided into several little scenarios, each given their own title. This makes it easier to read and actually envision what was happening in that particular scenario because of the focus allowed on it, instead of everything in one big jumble.

Simple as that.

The Battle.

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle.

BeachBoy's Team.
(No specific order, but it's odd the special three are on the left, physical three on the right O_o)

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As you can see, my new offensive team packed with firepower and speed. From Choice Band Garchomp to SDLuke to a flaming chicken that knows how to start ballgames, fun team.

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Slowly but Surely, Chaos Burns.
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6 All

BeachBoy sent out Moltres.
Azonic sent out Gyarados.
Moltres is exerting its pressure!
Gyarados's intimidate cut Moltres's attack!

So, I load up the team and wallah... Moltres and Gyarados to get things started. Pretty ironic seeing as I beat him last time with a lead ScarfDos, maybe he incorporated the same strategy? Interesting, we'll soon see. And unfortunately, due to the Legendary IV restrictions, whenever I want HP Electric, I get Grass. <_<; Obviously with a ScarfTres (Which is awesome by the way) Hidden Power Grass can't do much. (58 power too, bleh ;/) Instead of blasting it to bits with HP[Electric] I'll have to settle for something less. The other option I have is Will-o-wisp, which can render Gyarados useless, dampening that impressive attack. Stone edge won't be able to OHKO if it lands.

I launch Will-o-wisp only for it to miss and ultimately Stone edge devours my flaming chicken. (Lost 155%) First turn, already have one down. Not the start you always look for in a match. Some chat: Azonic: (I thought I scarfed this thing. >_>) Azonic: (Sorry. v.v) BeachBoy: (Nah, no worries) So, apparently it is a ScarfDos? Or by saying that he forgot the idea. o.o Moltres is scarfed, so maybe he couldn't tell that... hmm.

Of course, everyone watching thought I'd switch right off to SpecsVappy for the Hidden Power [Electric]. Simply because Vance was ranting on and on about how I should try it. Azonic was the only one not expecting Specs on Vappy. (I think) However, in this match, I wanted to try Hydro Pump over that slot , so really, Vappy couldn't touch Gyarados now. So instead, I send out Jirachi. Hoping to get lightning and thunder booming in my favor.

Summary...
Moltres used Will-o-wisp... attack missed!
Gyarados used Stone Edge. (It's super effective!)
BeachBoy's Moltres fainted.

...End Result
Gyarados 100% and on the side of the hax gods.
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Moltres 0% (KO'd)

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Setback and Attempt to Find Balance.
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5 - 6 (Azonic)

Due to the rough start, I look to find a way to gain the momentum and get even. I bring out the ever-so-mighty Jirachi to scare Gyarados with that nasty Thunderbolt. I decided to play conservatively here and thunderbolt, just in case. Didn't work out though, he reels Gyarados back in only to send out... ~~The brick wall of China~~ Snorlax. Who, of course, shrugs the Thunderbolt off like a daisy. Did around 12% with his leftover apple healing some afterwords.

At this point, I know I have the proper team players to take out his Pocket Monsters, from what I've seen. Lucario for Snorlax, Jirachi for Gyarados. Which puts my mind at ease, but at the same time notes I have to keep those guys around. Predicting Snorlax came in to bash Jirachi around with Earthquake, I switch over to Gyarados. Then getting intimidate and the free switch in due to Earthquake's miss. Snorlax obviously isn't staying in... I don't run taunt here, but he doesn't though that. So he'll switch, giving me the opportunity to set up. We Dragon Dance on the switch only for Azonic to stop the possible sweep cold in it's tracks by switching to Spiritomb, which, as we all know, has Will-o-wisp. =/

Summary...
BeachBoy switched in Jirachi.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health. (leftovers heal)

BeachBoy switched in Gyarados.
Snorlax used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Gyarados...

Azonic switched in Spiritomb.

...End Result
Snorlax 100%
Spiritomb 100%
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Gyarados 100% +1 Speed, Attack

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Dodge the Twists and Turns, Driving Home for Safety.
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5 - 6 (Azonic)

A recent change on this team was Heatran for Vappy, I was in pure "UGH ಠ_ಠ" mode here when I had such an opportunity for Heatran, just to have Vappy waiting there instead. Ah well, learning who's better. Anyway, I didn't want to risk the chance for a burn and that horrific attack decrease for my lovely leviathan, so I switch straight to Vaporeon. Who's then burned as expected, but it wont affect too much. Now for the surprise... He has no clue it's SpecsVappy, people rarely expect it from what I've seen. Remember how I wanted to try Hydro Pump over Hidden Power[electric]? Perfect example right here. Vaporeon releases a devastating Hydro Pump that wipes Spiritomb out, ripping off 101% damage, knock out in one shot. The expression on his face "Azonic: 0.0" Made it feel even better, and my confidence was finally coming back.

So, five all, game's pretty even, but I have the momentum for the most part.

He's brings in Celebi to scare away my Vaporeon, Hydro Pump won't do much, so I'm forced to switch... Expecting Grass Knot I switch to Lucario. Hopefully to set up and rampage on Celebi or other teammates. Celebi throws out Leech Seed, meh, 12% loss. If I can remember correctly, I just gave Lucario Crunch right before this match, so my mood and spirit for the game lift even higher. Knowing he's clearly at a disadvantage, he throws out steel shell, Forretress. I get my Swords Dance in on the switch, but fear of Earthquake, and his ability to wall me are make the set up pretty hopeless. (I don't think a +2CC OHKOs) This is where my rust begins to show, unknown as to what could happen. So to restrict my reckless nature, I once again play it conservatively and switch to Gyarados, hoping to "intimidate" him into switching by the fear of Taunt. He sets up Stealth Rock as I switch Gyarados in, and I'm not really worried about it either... Seeing as Moltres already bit the dust. Could cause some Gyarados problems later down the road, but battles shouldn't last that long for my teams.

Summary...
Vaporeon used Hydro Pump.
Spiritomb lost 101% of its health.
Azonic's Spiritomb fainted.

BeachBoy switched in Lucario.
Celebi used Leech Seed.
Lucario was seeded!

Lucario used Swords Dance.

BeachBoy switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Forretress's attack!
Forretress used Stealth Rock.

...End Result
Spiritomb 0% (KO'd)
Forretress 100% -1 Attack
-- SR on BB's field.
Lucario 76%
Vaporeon 76% Burned.

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Ice and Water Beat Down from the Sky
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5 All

Expecting he'd switch to Celebi fearing a taunt, I Dragon Dance on the switch. Perfect. He thinks Celebi can count Gyarados? Not Life Orb Dragon Dance! :D Ice Fang bites into Celebi taking 63% of it's life, only for Celebi to hit back with Grass knot for a smaller 42%. Expecting another Ice Fang he makes the right move and goes straight back to Forretress, who shrugs the ice bite off for a mere 13%, while Gyarados' Life Orb continues to bleed inside.

Knowing with such health and all, I decided to Waterfall it into submission, maybe hope for a critical hit, or a flinch, whatever works. Waterfall smashes around 44% beating the steal Pocket Monster down, and in return... Spikes? O_o Azonic ordering spikes to layer the field as I beat it down viciously. Which, well, I could care less about spikes. XD I mean, yeah, I should worry about it, but by the time my offense has done it's job, shouldn't be much of a worry. Anywho, the same continues for two more turns, he gets two layers down, while I bash three waterfalls. Pretty peachy so far, right?

He switches in Cresselia and now I know he's basically wall heavy, I select Waterfall again, simply to let Gyarados meet it's fate, he switches back to Celebi, absorbing the Waterfall, while the cost of Life Orb proved too much for Dos to handle, and it fainted. At this point, I felt good actually. He brought out Celebi, so Lucario has an equal chance to do some major damage to his team.

Summary...
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Celebi lost 63% of its health.

Gyarados used Waterfall.
Forretress lost 49% of its health.
Azonic's Forretress fainted.

Azonic switched in Celebi.
Gyarados used Waterfall. (It's not very effective...)
Celebi lost 30% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
BeachBoy's Gyarados fainted.

...End Result
Forretress (KO'd)
Celebi 19%
Cresselia 100%
--BB's Field has SR, Two Layers of Spikes
Gyarados (KO'd)

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Beat Down by the Wind, the Storm Gains Strangth, but Stalls.
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4 All

I send out Lucario right away, knowing there's nothing he can do to touch it. And with that said, Swords Dance while he Leech Seeds. Only for Leech Seed to MISS! (hax payback) And now Lucario can om nom nom nom all over Celebi with Crunch, it does so. Eating the little green time... thingie? for 101%! :D At the cost of Life Orb.

He sends in Gyarados, intimidate wears down Lucario a bit and I'm... stuck. I didn't want to risk Spikes + plus whatever he decides for Garchomp. I select my attack only for Gyarados to strike first and destroy my Lucario, shaking the ground around, for 120%. =/ Lucario's gone now, and that scares me a little. That beast was my antidote for Cress and Snorlax, now it's done for. I should have realized this was ScarfDos too. From the "Azonic: I thought I scarfed this thing. >_>" at the beginning of the match. Ah well.

Summary...
Lucario used Crunch. (It's super effective!)
Celebi lost 101% of its health.

Gyarados used Earthquake. (It's super effective!)
Lucario lost 120% of its health.

...End Result
Celebi (KO'd)
Gyarados 100%
--BB's Field has SR, Two Layers of Spikes
Lucario (KO'd)

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The Eye of the Hurricane
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3 All

Now that's Lucario's down for the count, I select and bring out the rampaging land shark, Garchomp. Spikes quickly deal 19%, along with those pointed stones for an extra six percent. I wanted to take the safe route so I go ahead and choose Stone Edge, just in case he thinks I'm expecting Cress and would stay in to take it, whatever. I just know I didn't want to Outrage, because I couldn't take such a lock, and earthquake on Cress is pointless, along with Fire Fang.

Cress comes in to take 36% from said Stone Edge. I have to keep Garchomp, eating an Ice Beam here would be costly, and probably the match. Though it looks hopeless at this point anyway, with that ScarfDos' Ice Fang waiting in the wings for the opportunity to eat my TrollChomp.

Knowing that Ice Beam is coming, I make the move to Vaporeon, taking it for a simple seven percent. I know Vaporeon won't last due to the burn, so I select Hydro Pump to hit as hard as possible. Cress strikes first with deep black Shadow Ball for 13%, while Vaporeon unleashes Hydro Pump taking 51% out of the moon duck. As expected, the burn takes it's number and runs off with Vappy's soul, another Pocket Monster for BeachBoy, fainted. =/

Summary...
BeachBoy switched in Garchomp.
Azonic switched in Cresselia.
Garchomp used Stone Edge.
Cresselia lost 36% of its health.

Vaporeon used Hydro Pump.
Vaporeon was hurt by its burn!
BeachBoy's Vaporeon fainted.

...End Result
Cresselia 25%
--BB's Field has SR, Two Layers of Spikes
Vaporeon (KO'd)
Garchomp 75%

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Confusion in the Air.
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2 - 3

Things don't look so good, I have Jirachi and Garchomp, against his Cress, Snorlax, and Gyarados, and my two vs. his three. Ouch.

I send out Jirachi, hoping by some miracle I can set up properly and sweep. Spikes, Stealth Rock all damage the wishing star. I substitute while Cresselia uses Rest, restoring 68%. So Cresselia unable to move for two turns, and I start to think about those multiple calm minds, thinking I have chance. But, I forgot about Snorlax, I Calm Mind on the switch and he brings in that brick wall of China again. =/ I thunderbolt, hoping for anything at this point, desparate to show any signs of life. Takes out 18%. So, while worrying about that, I misclicked. XD I then Psychic while he hits Jirachi for 40%. I Psychic yet again, for another earthquake to land and finish Jirachi off.

Summary...
Jirachi used Psychic.
Snorlax lost 26% of its health.
Snorlax used Earthquake. (It's super effective!)
Jirachi lost 41% of its health.
BeachBoy's Jirachi fainted.

...End Result
Snorlax 44%
--BB's Field has SR, Two Layers of Spikes
Jirachi (KO'd)

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Hopeless Destruction.
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1 - 3

It's pretty much over, I tried hard, but couldn't pull it through. And say "gg," only finishing the battle in respect for his victory. (I never leave) I bring in my last line of power, Garchomp. Yadayada, spikes hurt this, rocks hurt that. I unleash Outrage, 94%, blitzing Snorlax into oblivion. Knowing full well I have a ScarfDos with Ice Fang, and Cresselia with Ice Beam to deal with. So, here I am, Garchomp, ready to await it's fate...

Azonic switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Garchomp's attack!
BeachBoy: (v.v My own creation is going to own me.)

It was a great battle, and I had a lot of fun even if it's a 2-0 loss... Losing to your own creation, how ironic is that? XD I wait just a bit to think the battle over seeing what I did wrong, how I could improve my time, and press the send button.

Garchomp used Outrage...A critical hit!
Gyarados lost 172% of its health.
Azonic's Gyarados fainted.
Garchomp's rampage ended.
Garchomp became confused!

ABYAY: (LOL) Tyranitar: (No Scarf lol) Dark_Azelf: (ownt lolol) BeachBoy: (Lolwut?) ABYAY: (maybe not)

No-one saw this coming. o_o; Here is a Gyarados with Choice Scarf, outsped by my Chomp, and completely owned. And yes, it had to be a Scarfdos because it outsped Lucario and always used one move, so apparently... Someone neglected their EVs or hell, Garchomp is just that much of a monster. ._." And to think I thought shreding KT's Weezing into pieces was scary. Unfortunately for that incredible surprise, Cresslia comes in... It'll Ice beam me to Sparta. D:

Summary...
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Snorlax lost 94% of its health.
Azonic's Snorlax fainted.

Garchomp used Outrage...A critical hit!
Azonic's Gyarados fainted.
Garchomp became confused!

Azonic switched in Cresselia.

...End Result
Snorlax (KO'd)
Gyarados (KO'd)
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Garchomp 50% Confused, Locked on Outrage.

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The Rise and Fall of the Tide.
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1 - 1

Dark_Azelf: crit
Dark_Azelf: crit
Dark_Azelf: crit
Dark_Azelf: crit
BeachBoy: crit

We begin to hope for another miracle...

Garchomp is confused!
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Cresselia lost 42% of its health.
Cresselia is fast asleep!
Cresselia's leftovers restored its health a little!

Garchomp is confused!
Garchomp used Outrage.
Cresselia lost 43% of its health.
Cresselia is fast asleep!
Cresselia's leftovers restored its health a little!

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Tyranitar: THIS NEXT MOVE IS EVERYTHING.
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1 - 1

Dark_Azelf: lolololol
ABYAY: hi

It's all come down to this. The final turn, in my earlier battles, I was hurt by confusion, hoping for some luck we attack at full force!

Garchomp is confused!
Garchomp used Outrage...A critical hit!
Cresselia lost 76% of its health.
Azonic's Cresselia fainted.

...End Result
BeachBoy wins! (1 - 0)

~Fin.

Positives
+ Azonic forgetting the EV investment to handle Garchomp
+ Garchomp, Choice Band... owned.
+ Predicition, I predicted some incoming Earthquakes and overall fine in that area.
+ Azonic, for an incredible match. Very well played.
+ Vaporeon, it's second battle in and absolutely smashing. :D

Negatives
- Jirachi, didn't play a huge role.
- Some hax. :x
- Thinking the battle was over before the end.
- Azonic's smilies and name change *shot*
- Moltres, didn't start out like I hoped.

Review.

What more can you say? Classic match up of raw horsepower vs. iron defenses. The game was... fast, for the most part. And I learned that Vaporeon picks up for the dead weight Heatran gave, it played a great role in this match. Garchomp... well, the TrollChomp we all know and love. I'm pretty shocked, I thought I was done for, and thanks to miscalculation of effort values, I pulled one of the funnest and greatest comebacks ever, for me that is. I think I made the necessary adjustments to the team, we'll see in future battle logs. Hey, maybe I'll make an RMT for once. :D Still need to fix Moltres' IVs, electric would have owned Gyarados there in the beginning, stupid restriction. <_<; Overall, fun, intense battles, some good predictions on both sides, and a lot of surprises. :D

I worked hard on this battle log, just trying to come close to Bologo's brilliance.

Title Meanings / Summary

Slowly but Surely, Chaos Burns. - After remembering the Sinnoh library the other day, I read the "Original One" beginning, and thought to start the battle off in the same fashion, with chaos being the costly Will-o-wisp miss.

Setback and Attempt to Find Balance. - Losing Moltres right away caught me off-gaurd, and knocked me off my footing, simply had to get back up and fight back. With Jirachi's Thunderbolt scaring the fiend away.

Dodge the Twists and Turns, Driving Home for Safety.- When a severe storm comes, you try to get home as fast as possible, rushing through lanes, car to car, to find the comfort and safety of your house. Sometimes limbs of trees and such fall on the roadway and you're forced to swerve. This turn was the same, realizing I had recently switch Heatran for Vaporeon, and had to deal with the twist, unable to absorb fire. And overall get Gyarados out of there, with Spiritomb's wisp lurking.

Ice and Water Beat Down From the Sky. - The furry of Ice Fang and Waterfall of Gyarados.

Beat Down by the Wind, the Storm Gains Strength, but Stalls. - His safety blanket, Celebi, bits the dust with a powerful crunch from Lucario, just like the wind shattering your windows. Only to stall with Gyarados returning a earth ripping knock out on Lucario.

The Eye of the Hurricane - The battles takes a turn for worse, with Vaporeon knocked out, and Garchomp finally enters the battle.

Confusion in the Air. - Confused as to what options I have, and if there are any possible options to win.

Hopeless Destruction. - Garchomp slaughtering Snorlax, to know a win is lost, with the appearence of ScarfDos.

The Rise and Fall of the Tide. - The incredible surprises of out-speeding ScarfDos, to confusion with Outrage, one crazy rollercoaster ride. XD

Tyranitar: THIS NEXT MOVE IS EVERYTHING. - Says it all really, Vance announces the final turn.

Azonic's Team
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Bloopers and Chat :D
There was some pretty funny chat going on in this battle, and unfortunately I had to remove it, but for your viewing pleasure, here's some of the highlights. XD

Spoiler:

Lalapizzame · Aug 7, 2008

OU? Pffft. All the cool kids do Ubers!

Sleep Clause
OHKO Clause
Freeze Clause
Evasion Clause
Species Clause

Hello there PC Battlers! I've come to try once again in the ~~realm of darkness and the undead~~ Battle Logs Sub-Forum, where I had made an awful first impression at my log making skills, I have decided to try again at my showing my log making skills.

At around 9:50 P.M. (well for me, anyway) Vance and I had done a chain of Uber battles after being tremendously bored, he had a rather large amount of hax. >_< I decided to use an old Ubers team I had, which ZOMG, did not overdose on Defense or Offense. Oh, and yes, I know you all feel sorry for me for the hax. :P Anyway, I've decided to log the last of our chain of Uber battles, one with Calm Mind Bliss, which can actually work in Ubers, until that Psych Up Bliss appears. >_> Enjoy! I'm quite fully aware I have a gigantic Dragon weakness for my team, I'll get around to fixing it. ;)

Purple represents my Pokemon.
Olive represents Vance's Pokemon.
Green represents my commentary for this Battle Log, not the battle.

I introduce the team I used in this battle:

<--- Hideous. =x

And last but not least, I present to you the battle:

Team Bidoof sent out Garchomp.
Tyranitar sent out Kyogre.
Kyogre's Drizzle caused a storm!
Rain began to fall!
Team Bidoofswitched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
The rain stopped.
A sandstorm brewed!
Kyogre used Water Spout.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 111% of its health.
Team Bidoof's Tyranitar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Kyogre is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Kyogre lost 6% of its health.
( Sandstorm damage will now be removed for the rest of the battle. )
~Kyogre: 94% HP
~Tyranitar: 0% HP

That was a rather suicidal move on my part. I was expecting Ice Beam in case you're wondering why I would switch it in. I feel like I'm going to lose. ;-; But we must never give up till the end.

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Score Update: 5-6
Team Bidoof: I hate you even more
Team Bidoof switched in Latias.
Tyranitar switched in Dialga.
Dialga is exerting its pressure!
Latias used Wish.
Latias made a wish!
The sandstorm rages.
~Dialga: 100% HP
~Latias: 94% HP

Yes, I use Wish Passer Latias, I predict Dragon Pulse would dent Dialga, maybe even 2HKO, although I also severely doubt it, as Dialga is VERY bulky. I am also of the opinion that Dialga was made by Arceus seeing as it was busy, going out to have tea with its friends, having no time to rule the world. Therefore, it decided to mess with Palkia and ive it a new "friend" which also screwed Latias and its Dew.

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Latias used Dragon Pulse.
Dialga lost 33% of its health.
Dialga used Bulk Up.
Dialga's attack was raised.
Dialga's defence was raised.
The wish came true!
Latias restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Dialga's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dialga restored 6% of its health.
( Leftovers recovery will now be removed for the rest of the battle )
( Wish recovery will now also be removed for the rest of the battle )
~Dialga: 73% HP
~Latias: 94% HP

After learning Soul Dew Latias can't do anything at all to Dialga, it now has a Bulk Up with it, enough to threaten Latias off. I feel I have made another bad move, shame on me. :(
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Team Bidoof switched in Arceus.
The foe's Arceus transformed into the Fighting type!
Dialga used Bulk Up.
Dialga's attack was raised.
Dialga's defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Dialga's leftovers restored its health a little!
~Dialga: 79% HP
~Arceus: 94% HP

Now it has 2 Bulk Ups backing it up. X_X I'm pretty sure Dialga takes a load from Judgement. Oh yeah, I'm seriously considering getting a PHazer now. Yes, Dialga, meet your maker! *shot*
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Arceus used Judgment!
It's super effective!
Dialga lost 66% of its health.
Dialga used Dragon Claw!
Arceus lost 42% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Dialga's leftovers restored its health a little!
~Dialga: 19% HP
~Arceus: 46% HP

Thankfully, Dialga can't touch Arceus with 2 Bulk Ups, a 3HKO. While you are looking at this, I'm doing a happy dance learning this. I don't see why it would stay in either, possible misclick?
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Tyranitar switched in Mewtwo.
Mewtwo is exerting its pressure!
Arceus used Judgment.
It's not very effective...
Mewtwo lost 23% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
~Mewtwo: 71% HP
~Arceus: 40% HP

He takes the predicted Judgement like a Blissey. T_T As much as I wished he didn't have Mewtwo, but I am not ABYAY, so I can not change that. :P I should really give Arceus Calm Mind, just to throw you all of. :)
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Tyranitar: NUB

Team Bidoof switched in Blissey.
Mewtwo used Shadow Ball.
It doesn't affect Blissey...
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
~Mewtwo: 65% HP
~Blissey: 100% HP

Blissey, the Goddess of Special Walling. =3 I don't have much to say, except that Blissey >> You all. :P
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Team Bidoof: Surprisingly, this team handles Mewtwo a lot better
Tyranitar: BlissPuff

Tyranitar switched in Dialga.
Dialga is exerting its pressure!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
A critical hit!
Dialga lost 23% of its health.
Tyranitar's Dialga fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
~Dialga: 0% HP
~Blissey: 100% HP

Good for me, bad for you easily describes this. :P

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Score Update: 5-5

Tyranitar: Go to hell

Tyranitar switched in Palkia.
Palkia is exerting its pressure!
Team Bidoof switched in Latias.
Tyranitar switched in Kyogre.
Kyogre's Drizzle caused a storm!
The sandstorm stopped.
Rain began to fall!
The rain continues to fall.
~Kyogre: 94% HP
~Blissey: 100% HP

I have laughed at his pitiable Dialga. See, that's why Shoddy is a hax machine. In exchange, he expects me to go to that place. :'( :P
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Kyogre used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Latias lost 42% of its health.
Latias used Wish.
Latias made a wish!
The rain continues to fall.
~Kyogre: 94% HP
~Latias: 52% HP

Soul Dew is SO useful for situations like this.

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Team Bidoof: 42%
Team Bidoof: Soul Dew is indeed Uber
Tyranitar: beast

Kyogre used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Latias lost 39% of its health.
Latias used Thunder.
It's super effective!
Kyogre lost 64% of its health.
Kyogre is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
The wish came true!
The rain continues to fall.
~Kyogre: 30% HP
~Latias: 63% HP

Yes, that's why you don't mess with Latias when your name is Kyogre. :)

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Tyranitar switched in Palkia.
Palkia is exerting its pressure!
Latias used Wish.
Latias made a wish!
The rain continues to fall.
~Palkia: 100% HP
~Latias: 63% HP

He switches in Palkia, I personally have a sweat contest at this moment, fearing a potential Dragon Claw.

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Latias used Protect.
Latias protected itself!
Palkia used Stone Edge.
Latias protected itself!
The wish came true!
The rain continues to fall.
~Palkia: 100% HP
~Latias: 100% HP

And he decides to...Stone Edge? Hmm, I doubt he doesn't have Dragon Claw, it's a standard.

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Latias used Dragon Pulse.
It's super effective!
Palkia lost 91% of its health.
Palkia used Dragon Claw.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Latias lost 208% of its health.
Team Bidoof's Latias fainted.
Palkia lost 10% of its health.
Tyranitar's Palkia fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
~Palkia: 0% HP
~Latias: 0% HP

As a result of a war, Latias and Palkia both go crashing down in flames. Personally, that Dragon Claw crit wasn't needed but Shoddy decides to disagree. ;-;

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Score Update: 4-4

Team Bidoof: Suicide
Tyranitar: you suck ass

Team Bidoof switched in Blissey.
Tyranitar switched in Deoxys-l.
Deoxys-l is exerting its pressure!
Team Bidoof switched in Giratina.
Giratina is exerting its pressure!
Deoxys-l used Taunt.
Giratina fell for the taunt!
The rain continues to fall.
~Deoxys-L: 100% HP
~Giratina: 100% HP

As much as I would like to bang my head against a wall, I must complete this war and fight back, which I cannot do if I die. :P

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Team Bidoof: I need Deoxys-S nao
Tyranitar: lol
Team Bidoof: Sadly, I don't have it. ;-;

Team Bidoof switched in Garchomp.
Deoxys-l used Stealth Rock.
The rain continues to fall.
~Deoxys-L: ~100% HP
~Garchomp: ~100% HP

It unleashes a bundle of floating rocks, much to my demise. ;-; If you are wondering why I said that about Deoxys-S, it is because it would Taunt Deoxys-D, much to my satisfaction.

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Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Deoxys-l lost 69% of its health.
Deoxys-l used Knock Off.
Deoxys-l knocked off foe Garchomp's Choice Band!
Garchomp lost 4% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Deoxys-l's leftovers restored its health a little!
Deoxys-l restored 6% of its health.
~Deoxys-L: ~37% HP
~Garchomp: ~96% HP

Even Deoxys-L can not stand up to the might of CB Garchomp. =D I personally didn't expect it to do that much either, but more damage for me, why should I be complaining?

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Tyranitar: OHAI
Team Bidoof: =3
Tyranitar: Wannabe uber

Tyranitar switched in Kyogre.
Kyogre's Drizzle caused a storm!
Garchomp used Outrage.
Kyogre lost 66% of its health.
Tyranitar's Kyogre fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
~ Kyogre: ~0% HP
~ Garchomp: ~96% HP

He sends in Kyogre, to take the blow and go down, since even a Scarf Kyogre won't outspeed much after being paralysed.

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Score Update: 4-3
Tyranitar switched in Mewtwo.
Mewtwo is exerting its pressure!
Mewtwo used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 250% of its health.
Team Bidoof's Garchomp fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
~Mewtwo: 65% HP
~Garchomp: 0% HP

Team Bidoof: NOOO
Tyranitar: Mewtwo: Get the hell out my ubers Nubchomp

Much to my demise, he sends in Mewtwo to kill off my Chomp. It's time to send in....Super Egg!
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Score Update: 3-3
Team Bidoof switched in Blissey.
Pointed stones dug into Blissey.
Tyranitar switched in Deoxys-l
Deoxys-l is exerting its pressure!
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The rain continues to fall.
Deoxys-l's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
~Deoxys-L: 37% HP
~Blissey: 100% HP

Taunt me and you eat a "very powerful" attack. :)
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Deoxys-l used Recover.
Deoxys-l restored 50% of its health.
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The rain continues to fall.
~Deoxys-L: 93% HP
~Blissey: 100% HP

He would rather restore HP then have the chance of dieing, very smart move on his part.

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Deoxys-l used Taunt.
Blissey fell for the taunt!
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey can't use Calm Mind after the taunt!
The rain continues to fall.
~Deoxys-L: 99% HP
~Blissey: 100% HP

Team Bidoof: kjhgtrfedfghj

Yes, I am rather frustrated that I can't Calm Mind since now without being able to stat up I do 0% to everything. XP
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Deoxys-l used Knock Off.
Deoxys-l knocked off foe Blissey's Leftovers!
Blissey lost 3% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder.
Deoxys-l lost 29% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
~Deoxys-L: 76% HP
~Blissey: 97% HP

Deoxys-L laughs at Blissey tripping on her and making her apple dirty, thus unedible. :P In times like this I seriously wish Bliss had Explosion and Swords Dance, so this wouldn't happen.
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Tyranitar switched in Mewtwo.
Mewtwo is exerting its pressure!
Blissey used Thunder.
Mewtwo lost 42% of its health.
Blissey's taunt wore off!
The rain continues to fall.
~Mewtwo: 23% HP
~Blissey: 97% HP

Taunt wears off, and now Blissey can attempt to "sweep".
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Mewtwo used Aura Sphere.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 16% of its health.
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The rain continues to fall.
~Mewtwo: 23% HP
~Blissey: 81% HP

As you can see, Specs Mewtwo can't really do anything to Calm Mind Blissey. :)
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Tyranitar: gg
Mewtwo used Aura Sphere.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 13% of its health.
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The rain continues to fall.
~Mewtwo: 23% HP
~Blissey: 68% HP

Yes, as he Aura Sphere me for nothing, I Calm Mind up. ^_^ In all seriousness, I sense something bad happening...
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Team Bidoof: gg
Mewtwo used Aura Sphere.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 69% of its health.
Team Bidoof's Blissey fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
~Mewtwo: 23% HP
~Blissey: 0% HP

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Shoddy has once again handed out hax, this time it decides to destroy my Calm Mind greedy Bliss with a critical. What have I done to you, hax gods? ;-;

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Score Update: 2-3
Team Bidoof switched in Arceus.
The foe's Arceus transformed into the Fighting type!
Pointed stones dug into Arceus.
Mewtwo used Aura Sphere.
A critical hit!
Arceus lost 70% of its health.
Team Bidoof's Arceus fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
~Mewtwo: 23% HP
~Arceus: 0% HP

Team Bidoof: <insert random rant here about Shoddy crits>
Tyranitar: Uneeded crit

As much as I would like to obey what I said, it's so common you're just wasting time doing a rant.
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Score Update: 1-3
Team Bidoof switched in Giratina.
Giratina is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Giratina.
Tyranitar switched in Deoxys-l.
Deoxys-l is exerting its pressure!
Giratina used Dragon Pulse.
Deoxys-l lost 18% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Giratina's leftovers restored its health a little!
~Mewtwo: 23% HP
~Giratina: 93% HP

*sigh* Things don't look too good.
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Giratina used Dragon Pulse.
Deoxys-l lost 19% of its health.
Deoxys-l used Knock Off.
Deoxys-l knocked off foe Giratina's Leftovers!
It's super effective!
Giratina lost 3% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
~Mewtwo: 23% HP
~Giratina: 90% HP

The more I face Deoxys-L the more my mood dampens. :P
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Tyranitar switched in Mewtwo.
Mewtwo is exerting its pressure!
Giratina used Rest.
Giratina fell asleep!
Giratina restored 10% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.

~Mewtwo: 23% HP
~Giratina: 100% HP

After looking at this, I wonder what possessed me to do this. ~~Maybe the ugliness of Deoxys-L made Giratina want to put its eyes to rest.~~

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Mewtwo used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Giratina lost 55% of its health.
Giratina's special defence was lowered.
Giratina is fast asleep!
Giratina used Sleep Talk.
Giratina used Will-o-wisp.
Mewtwo was burned!
The rain continues to fall.
Mewtwo was hurt by its burn!

~Mewtwo: 10% HP
~Giratina: 45% HP

Team Bidoof: No darn it
Tyranitar: gg
Team Bidoof: Choose Dragon Pulse

Sleep Talk decides to stab me in the back, choosing Will-O-Wisp instead of Dragon Pulse.

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Mewtwo used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Giratina lost 89% of its health.
Team Bidoof's Giratina fainted.
Tyranitar wins!

~Mewtwo: 10% HP
~Giratina: 0% HP

I would personally like to say Vance gave me a good match, ~~although it would have been much better if Mewtwo didn't hax me~~

End result: 0-3

So, as we have all just experienced, Shoddy Battle is a hax program, laughing at all our 4 or 6 Calm Minded Pokemon by giving out some critical hits. Please do criticise my Log if you felt it was too boring, or anything like that and you are always welcome to complain about the colors. ;)

Props:
~ Garchomp for breaking Deoxys-L, which I considered unbreakable for most of the match. =x
~ This team being more trouble then any of my other Ubers teams against Vance.

Slops:
~ Giratina for just rolling over and dieing. :(
~ Never getting to see Vance's Rayquaza in action.
~ Watching Blissey die in vain after setting up those Calm Minds. X_X

For your viewing pleasure, I will show you the team of my opponent, Vance.

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