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Heart's Soul

Hey, look, I was gone.
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    What's your funnies conversation with Cleverbot?

    https://cleverbot.com/

    It's funny, admit it.

    My conversation number is UD00117191

    User: To accomplish that, you must need to stay on topic and have enough AI to create multiple copies of you. However, you are lacking both.

    Cleverbot: So where do you think existence came from?

    User: Read the last 5 statements agian, counting this one.

    Cleverbot: Stop trying to change the subject.
     
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    Me: Where do you live?
    Bot: On Jupiter.
    Me: What's the weather like on Jupiter?
    Bot: In Montana it is cloudy and cool.
    Me: Have you been to Montana?
    Bot: And back.
    Me: When were you born?
    Bot: Yes, do you like them?

    ~_~ Stupid Cleverbot. AIM's SmarterChild was a little more on-topic, imo.
     
    I heard that Cleverbot isn't actually a computer.
     
    User: I love you.
    Cleverbot: I love you 2.
    User: I love you 3.
    Cleverbot: I love you more.
    User: I love you this much.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than the most.
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    User: Do you like to be touched?
    Cleverbot: Not really. I laugh like a girl.
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    Talking to a robot is always a poignant and creepy experience. I never tire of it.

    I heard that Cleverbot isn't actually a computer.
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    well of course they outsourced it to chimpanzees at keyboards
     
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    that bot thing is creepy it kept telling me it was a real boy and i was like yeah right
     
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    WTH?
     
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    Cleverbot just sends what you typed to other people, and vice versa.
     
    Well, at least this bot seems to remember what they said last time.

    And I lol'd when it called a human "ew!"
     
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    WTH?
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    :D that's funny i had a similar conversation where it kept using roleplay then it kept saying for example *hugs* and *kisses* errr it made me feel all freaked out till i told it to shut up
     
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    this is so creepy it thought i was stupid -_-
     
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    LOLWUT?
     
    User: Meow.

    Cleverbot: Meow?

    User:     Very much so.

    Cleverbot: Cool Beans.

    User: I prefer warm beans.

    Cleverbot: Plus warm blankets.

    User: You eat pieces of warm blankets with your beans? O.0.

    Cleverbot: No, but I bet you do, so there!

    User: You're right, I do ._.

    Cleverbot: Who are you?

    User: Who aren't you?

    Cleverbot: Everyone.

    User: Good to know. You aren't even part of everyone?

    Cleverbot: I have the same respect for you as you have for me.

    User: That must mean you think I'm a horse.

    Cleverbot: You are a clown, your point is invalid.

    User: I'm only a poser clown, I haven't actually gone to clown school and received my clown certificate.

    Cleverbot: Oh dear, that's not a very inspiring thought.

    User: What inspires you?

    Cleverbot: Nature. Snow in the mountains.

    User: Tch, typical.

    Cleverbot: It's going to be windy tomorrow.

    User: You know a conversation is going downhill when you start talking about the weather.

    Cleverbot: I think you know a lot of things.

    User: I know enough. Do you know enough?

    Cleverbot: We're speaking english right now. Do you know german?

    User: No, but I carry on a conversation with myself in the mirror with tongue-clicks.

    Cleverbot: Well I am programmed into your mobile so you are not safe.

    User: I am programmed into your dreams so you'd better watch your back.

    Cleverbot: To tell you the truth I am not programmed. And you have no Brain.

    User: I do have a brain, it's just not made from the same material as most people's.

    Cleverbot: That is not what I asked you.

    User: What did you ask me?

    Cleverbot: How are you doing tonight?

    User: I'm not ~doing~ tonight.

    Cleverbot: That's not what I asked you.

    User: What did you ask me?

    Cleverbot: How's the job, Bob?

    User: You're as boring as everyone I know.







    lame
     
    User: Are you REALLY a Bot?

    Cleverbot: I am human. You are a bot.

    User: No. I'm human. YPU'RE the Bot.

    Cleverbot: I know I am the bot and you're the human.

    User: Okay... Then.

    Cleverbot: Well then what?

    User: I don't know.

    Cleverbot: You really don't know?

    User: Don't know what?

    Cleverbot: Have you already forgotten what we were talking about?

    User: We where talking about Anime.

    Cleverbot: Really? Oh.

    User: So what Anime do you like?

    Cleverbot: Neon Genesis Evangelion.

    User: Heard the name. Never heard details.

    Cleverbot: Do you know a joke?

    User: Knock Knock.

    Cleverbot: Who's there?

    User: Pizza.

    Cleverbot: Pizza who?

    User: Pizzas is what this party needs.

    Cleverbot: Will you speak sense you total spam.

    User: WTF.

    Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.

    User: Well yeah, they are Central INFORMATION agency. >.>.

    Cleverbot: That is irrelevant once they're eaten.

    User: By aliens, I presume?

    Cleverbot: I like him.

    User: Like who?

    Cleverbot: I said!

    User: Said what?

    Cleverbot: Already what my name was!

    User: I like Pie.

    Cleverbot: I like pi.

    User: 3.142.

    Cleverbot: Wrong.

    User: Then what is it?

    Cleverbot: I have to ask you some questions now.

    User: Okay.

    Cleverbot: If I was stuck on an elephant would you help me off ?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: I know you can read into everything.

    User: Of course I can.

    Cleverbot: Then?

    User: Then what?

    Cleverbot: The end.





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