Corrupted wish game!

[Double_eagle]

The game rules are pretty simple. All you have to do, is make a wish! The person who posts next will try to corrupt it!

Ex: W: I wish I had all the candy in the world!

C: Unfortunately you would eat all the candy and blow up!

After that, you make you own wish for someone to corrupt! I'll begin.

I wish I had an army of mosquitoes!

 

[Flygon trainer]

C: they'd eat you alive.

W: I wish I had Sephiroth for a boyfriend.

 

[Shiney]

C: they'd eat you alive.

W: I wish I had Sephiroth for a boyfriend.

C: You have him, but he is me! XD

W: I wish I could curse people with curses from the anime Ranma 1/2

 

[Dark Magician]

I wish my b?nd h?d not come ?p?rt

 

[1313666]

c: if it wasn't apart, people would run you out of town.

w:i wish frostweaver never existed.

 

[Shiney]

c: if it wasn't apart, people would run you out of town.

w:i wish frostweaver never existed.

C: Frostweaver doesn't exist, he changed his name to frostweaver II.

W: I wish I had mod powers without being a mod!

 

[1313666]

c:people would do alot of tests on you.

w: I wish for world peace!! :)

 

[Kiri]

World peace won't last...
I wish chocolate was calorie free

 

[1313666]

it is.

I wish I was laminated!