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Crappy Team

Lord Mike

Most Loyal Colts Fan on Earth
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    Don't flame hell at me. It sucks. Just a fun team.

    Ursaring (M) @ Choice Band ** Target Is Open!
    Trait: Guts
    EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
    Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
    - Earthquake
    - Focus Punch
    - Frustration
    - Rock Slide

    The target is open but will you hit it? XD

    Gyarados (M) @ Leftovers ** Teriaki Chicken
    Trait: Intimidate
    EVs: 156 HP / 216 Atk / 24 Def / 92 Spd / 20 SDef
    Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
    - Dragon Dance
    - Earthquake
    - Hidden Power [Flying]
    - Taunt

    Needs the Speed. I threw out crappy EVs.

    Articuno @ Leftovers ** SubZero
    Trait: Pressure
    EVs: 216 HP / 76 Def / 56 Spd / 104 SAtk / 56 SDef
    Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
    - Heal Bell
    - Ice Beam
    - Reflect
    - Rest

    BL, but still cool. My special wall I guess. Cleric support is pretty obvious.

    Steelix (M) @ Leftovers ** May I Rape You?
    Trait: Rock Head
    EVs: 208 HP / 224 Atk / 76 Def
    Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
    - Double-Edge
    - Earthquake
    - Roar
    - Toxic

    Only needed 76 Defense EVs to get to 500. Maybe max HP, but Attack is cool too.

    Swampert (M) @ Leftovers ** DA MUDCATZ
    Trait: Torrent
    EVs: 240 HP / 56 Atk / 100 Def / 112 SAtk
    Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
    - Earthquake
    - Ice Beam
    - Rest
    - Surf

    Counters Mence and friends.

    Alakazam (M) @ Leftovers ** Fear My Spoons!
    Trait: Synchronize
    EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
    Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
    - Calm Mind
    - Fire Punch
    - Psychic
    - Recover

    .....
     
    YoMama said:
    Don't flame hell at me. It sucks. Just a fun team.

    Ursaring (M) @ Choice Band ** Target Is Open!
    Trait: Guts
    EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
    Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
    - Earthquake
    - Focus Punch
    - Frustration
    - Rock Slide

    The target is open but will you hit it? XD
    <3 orsa.

    Gyarados (M) @ Leftovers ** Teriaki Chicken
    Trait: Intimidate
    EVs: 156 HP / 216 Atk / 24 Def / 92 Spd / 20 SDef
    Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
    - Dragon Dance
    - Earthquake
    - Hidden Power [Flying]
    - Taunt

    Needs the Speed. I threw out crappy EVs.
    I like the tank set.

    Articuno @ Leftovers ** SubZero
    Trait: Pressure
    EVs: 216 HP / 76 Def / 56 Spd / 104 SAtk / 56 SDef
    Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
    - Heal Bell
    - Ice Beam
    - Reflect
    - Rest

    BL, but still cool. My special wall I guess. Cleric support is pretty obvious.
    xd I don't know the evs

    Steelix (M) @ Leftovers ** May I Rape You?
    Trait: Rock Head
    EVs: 208 HP / 224 Atk / 76 Def
    Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
    - Double-Edge
    - Earthquake
    - Roar
    - Toxic

    Only needed 76 Defense EVs to get to 500. Maybe max HP, but Attack is cool too.
    iron tail imo

    Swampert (M) @ Leftovers ** DA MUDCATZ
    Trait: Torrent
    EVs: 240 HP / 56 Atk / 100 Def / 112 SAtk
    Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
    - Earthquake
    - Ice Beam
    - Rest
    - Surf

    Counters Mence and friends.

    Alakazam (M) @ Leftovers ** Fear My Spoons!
    Trait: Synchronize
    EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
    Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
    - Calm Mind
    - Fire Punch
    - Psychic
    - encore

    Encorezam beats anything, I love it >3

    .....

    One of your cool teams, remember hera rapes you completely.
     
    Yeah, I just figured that out. Zam helps to rape Hera as long as Salac isn't in effect.

    Iron Tail might be considered, but the problem is I feel really unlucky when it the acuracy of a move is below 90%, but I'll give it a try.

    Revising is probably nessessary. Thanks jc.
     
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