Did I really just say that?

EmeraldSky

EmeraldSky

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    Odd title aside, what are some of the funniest/strangest things you've said?

    Mine occured just a little while ago...I was munching on my dessert (some M&M's, in case you're curious) and I notice that one of my parrots was eyeing my candy...since his favorite treat is jelly beans, and since M&M's are roughly the same size as a jelly bean, that's what he thought they were.

    My mom noticed this and that he was sitting really still on the chair by me...so when she asked "What'cha doing?" to him, I sarcastically replied "Stalking the wild chocolate." We ALL laughed over this.

    That said, here's your chance to post your "Did-I-really-just-say-that?" moments.
     
    I mispronounced a candy...and I've been ragged on it ever since...
     
    I'll try to make this as un-wrong-sounding as possible :P

    Once I was in an argument with one of my friends. We used to get into stupid arguments like every other day, don't ask. Anyway, my friend was refusing to talk to me. Me, her, and one of my male friends were all walking around at lunch for no apparent reason. I said something that annoyed the person I was arguing with, and she said to my other friend: "Tell Chiru that she's screwed". I yelled that I enjoyed that, and it came out really wrong. That haven't left me alone about it since o_O;;
     
    Lol, I adressed swearings ta my mom a couple o' times. Tch, I can't believe I actually did that, an' while she was rantin' for me swearin' her I just sat an' gazed inta nothingness like a moron wondering "Did I really say that ta her?". Tch, I guess that's what happens when ya speak yar thoughts out loud. XD
     
    Once I was in class and this one kid behind me kept annoying me. Then he said, "Jeez, I thought we were friends." And out load, while the teacher was still talking, I said, "F*** you."

    Needless to say I got suspended for three days... I hate that kid. -RC
     
    Hmmm oh yeah.

    I was a cold rainy day at my house and i was washing the dishes when my Dad said to me "Partically nasty weather" becuase it was rainy plus the water from the dishes i thought he said "tickle my A.S.S. with a feather" we all had a good laugh about it.

    Sorry bout the censor bypass i thought you wouldn't understand it if you didn't hear what i said fully.
     
    Lol, most of tha really st00pid things I say I say 'em wen I'm alone talkin' ta myself, tch, an' then I laugh at tha st00pidity-ness of what I've just said, hmm, maybe I've got split personality or sumthin'... O_O
     
    ^ XD Now THAT made me laugh!
    Well, I'm known in my family for saying secret gossip allowed. One night it was the night of Christmas day and I was over my mom's mother's house with my mom, my granny and my mom's sister.
    Well you see, my grandaddy died many years ago and my granny does kind of weird things like keeps spoiled milk and has some maggots (nuff said) so my mom goes over there every Friday and cleans out her house and brings me home interesting stuff. But whenever my mom comes home, she always bi***es about how tired she was after all that work and my sister's boyfriend usually talked to her. So since the house is basically on one floor, I can hear my mom's complaints from my room and weirdly enough, I remember it for a long time.
    But that Christmas night, it all came out.
     
    Here's another one........
    I can't recall the occation, but I was playing a game on my Game Boy, and tyhis one part kept frustrating me. Finally I yelled put 'SON OF A B**** will you LET ME WIN!?' right as my mother came in to get my laundry....luckily she knew that I would know better and didn't say a word....luv ya mommy.
     
    My friend told me this tongue twister to do with Honey and Sunny, during a science class. The teacher suddenly asked me to tell the class about bees and honey, and everytime I was supposed to say "Honey," I said "Sunny," (the class thought that I was saying sonny) and like everyone was laughing. I didn't realise why, until the teacher told me to respect elders. XD
     
    I was once talking about Star Wars... it sounded so odd...
    "I'm used to 5 being 2!" XD
    And then there was this one time I mixed up blue and purple, so I said that the blue was purple... they thought I was on drugs or something o_O;;

    I've said alot of stupid and strange things...
     
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