Don't Let the Mod Say Anything! (Four words rule, remember)

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That....Was....*******...hilarious! XD
It was inappropriate, though (but screw the rules! XD [/Joke])
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You dare do that in a moderator infested thread? XD
 
If you don't think that's inappropriate, then fine.
Here in Norway we must have different standards. You can't even say the word "Sex" without a grwon-up shaking their head or a child scream. XDDD
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Code said:
If you don't think that's inappropriate, then fine.
Here in Norway we must have different standards. You can't even say the word "Sex" without a grwon-up shaking their head or a child scream. XDDD
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It's kinda the same in America, except nowadays, the kids laugh more than they do scream. It's just that this is the internet, so...
 
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lolsex
/immature :>

"I didn't leave you any cake," Your Mom said. "I got you a sex. It must have been that sex man who lives nearby. He acts a little sexy, ever since he more sex a desu."

lololol
/deargodiloveDrabbles
 
Funny fact:
Here in Norway, the number six is pronounced the EXCACT same way as the word sex. (if you say "sex" in english, I would think about the number 6.)
You have to be VERY clear about what you mean....
For instance, my brother was having guests over. We are six kids in the family. The guest jumped on the sofa, and the mother of our gues said that her son should go off the sofa. Then my mother replied:
"Don't worry, we have six on them." (She meant that we had 6 children sitting on the sofa at a daily basis, but forgot to mention the children part.)
XDDD
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The Adventure Of The Fairy

Meiling and Sakuya were out for an imaginary Valentine's walk by the SDM. As they went, Sakuya rested her hand on Meiling's ARM. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so extreme, Meiling was filled with lunar dread.

"Do you suppose it's illusional here?" she asked gracefully.

"You chaotic silly," Sakuya said, tickling Meiling with her knife. "It's completely secret."

Just then, a meek fairy leapt out from behind a knife and threw Sakuya in the head. "Aaargh!" Sakuya screamed.

Things looked gorgeous. But Meiling, although she was colorful, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a knife and, like a lightbulb in the darkness, beat the fairy quickly until it ran off. "That will teach you to throw innocent people."

Then she clasped Sakuya close. Sakuya was bleeding unsucessfully. "My darling," Meiling said, and pressed her lips to Sakuya's face.

"I love you," Sakuya said eternally, and expired in Meiling's arms.

Meiling never loved again.

I will make a doujinshi and sell it at Comiket.
 
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Okay, if we're pitching ideas.

Ash slowly began to lift his foot off of the bridge. He was reluctant to go.

Yeah, you're probably wondering why I'm about to go off a bridge to certain death. And if you want to know that, we're going to have to back track about a week ago.

Okay, that was short, STFU.
 
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Weegee finished packing. Ever since Ash Ketchup, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Weegee had been desu.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing Lol'd at her, all was lulzy. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in bed to become a pink DINNAR.

Just then, there was a sexyful knock at the door. Weegee opened it and stood there boringly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her NOSES.

When Weegee came to, Ash Ketchup was holding her PINGAS and looking DESU. "My love," Ash Ketchup said excitedly, "I'm sorry for the sexy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a random island for the last ten years, living AND THATS TERRIBLE. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my FEETS in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Weegee could hardly believe her Ash Ketchup had returned. "I will always love you, FEETS or no FEETS. Besides, you can cover it up with a LOTSA SPAGHETTI."

They embraced cooly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was awesome.




uhm wat?
 
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