Now that I've seen the episode:
-So he sends out Gliscor randomly, we know the episode is focusing on it.
-Glion's out for a prolonged amount of time; really, writers, can you be any more obvious?
-Oh, Scizor, how I despise thee.
-A Chimecho? lol, WAT
-So they fight, of course.
-Poor Gliscor, getting owned like that.
-Typical, they make it out to be weak so the fan dumb will be happy that it left.
-lol, Team Rocket and their horrible timing.
-At least it's diligent and wants to train.
-I officially hate Staraptor now. FFS, I hate his entire team now, with the exception of Pikachu. You can feed me a bunch of BS that the elemental triangle needed to be upheld, but the rest of his Pokemon are downright worthless in comparison. Gliscor's got more personality than the rest of them combined (Buizel gives it competition, but Buizel's personality is annoying, while Gliscor's...only used to be, and that's when it was a Gligar.) Why couldn't they have gone? I mean, Grotle is pretty much a fat sack of crap that's become nothing but dead weight to him. Monferno's overrated as hell and has pretty much proved its point by now. :|
-Another battle. He sure is a sucker for punishment.
-Huzzah, some confidence!
Albeit, a bit too late now...
-Giga Impact...am I supposed to cheer? The move is terrible, lmao. You couldn't have taught it Night Slash or something, writers?
-It...still lost. Wow. Fail.
-What a greedy old man, taking Gliscor away from him. >:V
-See, even Team Rocket's crying.
-Oh wow, a trip down memory lane. What a tear-jerker.
-And...it's gone.
It had BETTER come back. >:V
$5 says the Gible he catches has the personality of a wet towel and becomes a total freakin' Wesley. Hogs the camera and does nothing but annoy the viewers, but the cast love him to pieces. (I'd bet more, but I don't have the fake money to do so. ^_^)
Well, there goes my absolute favorite freakin' Pokemon. Just when I thought they had done the ultimate evil by releasing Ambipom, this happens. This didn't need to and shouldn't have happened, but it did. Expect me to show that little runt no freakin' mercy (unless it's actually interesting, which I honestly cannot see happening; what cool Pokemon actually had personality? Charizard? Don't make me laugh.).
I honestly don't get why it had to be Gliscor of all of Ash's Pokemon. He had it in his team for the least amount of time, and it did the most out of all of Ash's Pokemon in terms of character development. It had a rivalry with not only Paul's Torterra, but a slight one in his own Gliscor as well, and had more opportunity for writing gold than any of Ash's other Pokemon barring Monferno randomly evolving again (God forbid we get
more fan dumb BS).
-Pikachu vs. Electivire? We all know how that would turn out; it's happened before, after all.
-Grotle vs. Honchkrow? Grotle's downright sleep-inducing these days.
-Monferno evolving? Sure, it'd be exciting for all of two minutes, much like it was when it evolved from Chimchar.
-Buizel learning Ice Punch?
Wait, he still has Buizel? I didn't know that; he hasn't seriously used the damn thing since he fought Byron and it got ridiculously owned because it had been a camera ***** at the time, and has since faded completely from our minds.
-Staraptor...doing something? I mean, Staraptor's pretty cool and all, but it has no personality since it evolved, even if it's a solid fighter.
Suffice it to say, I'm severely let down by this.
It had better return in the Sinnoh League, or for the Johto Frontier, or it will be complete and utter bull.
Good-bye, Gliscor, from your biggest fan. (Hahaha, that sounds so delusional of me. :|)
Pokemon: srs bsns