Right, the first update of my mono-poison challenge:
I am using Pokemon Crystal for this challenge. Or, to be precise, a Crystal ROM.
Well, I started with Totodile, raised it a couple of levels to get to Mr Pokemon's house and back, and fought some strange guy with red hair who decided to insult me a lot, beating him comfortably. On a side note, how galling is it to be called a wimp by someone who, judging by the fact that his pokemon hasn't actually levelled up, spent the whole of route 29 running away from Hoothoots? I went back to Prof. Elm, and gave some information to the Police about this trainer, using my telekinetic powers to work out that his name was in fact Silver. Well, he didn't tell me, did he?
Anyway, back to the main challenge, and I caught myself a Zubat at the beginning of Route 30, levelling it up sloooooowly (Yay, Leech Life got a critical hit and did a whole 2 damage!) until it learned Bite. Then I dumped Totodile in a PC box, never to see the light of day again, because I am a nice, considerate trainer who really cares for his Pokemon.
Going up to Route 31, I caught a Bellsprout, then ran into a Gastly. Zubat's Leech Life did barely any damage, but managed to weaken it a bit, then I threw my balls at it.
What? Yes, Pokeballs. What did you think I meant?
I then levelled up Gastly and Bellsprout to a decent level, before walking into the Gym, beating up the undertrainers and destroying Falkner with Zubat. I then went up Sprout Tower, and, knowing that this was a place where Bellsprout are revered above all other Pokemon, I kept it in its Pokeball. Wouldn't want it to be traumatised by being worshipped by a bunch of very strange monks after all.
After taking the Flash HM, I wandered down Route 32, beating many trainers, and was given a Poison Barb by a very hyperactive girl, just because it was a Friday. I then got an Old Rod, and used it to fish up so many Magikarp that I was tempted to keep them all and set up a business selling them to unwary travellers for a vast sum of money. Unfortunately, I found out that the guy just before Mt Moon had copyrighted the idea, which ruined my get-rich-quick scheme. So, I fished my way through more Magikarp before I finally found what I was looking for, a Tentacool. At which point I attacked it, got a critical hit and knocked it out, so I had to start all over again. However dull and repetitive catching it was though, it was nothing compared with actually training it. Tentacool doesn't learn a decent attack until level 19, so I had the fun of training it with the incredible power of Poison Sting (Yay) and Constrict (Even more yay).
Eventually Tentacool reached a respectable level and I went through Union Cave, with Bellsprout whipping all before me. Wow, that sounds dodgy. I got to Azalea town, where Kurt assumed I wanted him to make me some balls (Insert obvious joke along the lines of no thanks, I've got two of my own here). However, it turns out that he was too busy rushing off to beat up Team Rocket at the Slowpoke well (so why wait for me to turn up? Think how many Slowpoke you could've saved from the pain and indignity of losing their tails if you'd acted sooner, Kurt!) Of course, things are never that easy, and he fell down the well, paralysing himself for life with a fractured spine. Or at least that's what he said he'd done. I proceeded to beat the Rockets, free the Slowpoke, then it turns out Kurt was clearly just faking it, and wanted an excuse for a lie down. Still, I got a Lure Ball out of it, so it wasn't all bad.
So then it was on to the gym, where I beat the undertrainers, none of whom could cause much damage to my poison type team. Then I took on Bugsy, beating his Metapod with Tentacool eventually, after Supersonic had missed 7 times in a row. I decided to work this out, and that has a 0.3% chance of happening. Nice to see I'm getting the luck with this. Kakuna was easily beaten by Zubat, who levelled up and learned Confuse Ray in the process, then he brought out his Scyther. I used Zubat's new knowledge to confuse it, then used Bite a few times, before realising that it was barely scratching Scyther. So I switched to Gastly, put it to sleep, cursed and licked it. Yay, two badges to me.
Wow, that update was long. They won't all be this long, seriously.
Oh, and my squad:
:t041: Zubat lvl 19, with Leech Life, Bite, Supersonic and Confuse Ray
:t072: Tentacool lvl 18, with Poison Sting, Constrict and Supersonic
:t092: Gastly lvl 18, with Hypnosis, Lick, Curse and Mean Look
:t069: Bellsprout lvl 18, with Vine Whip, Wrap, Growth and Sleep Powder