Game: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

[Qwerty6811]

This is the Stupid Question, Stupid Answer game. Here's how it works:

Guy 1: What is the color of the sky?

Guy 2: Mudkip.
What are Pokémon?

They don't have to be Pokémon themed, they just have to be G-rated.

I'll start.

Why is water blue?

 

[Sparkin]

Because they painted it.

Why fishes can't fly?

 

[Tsutarja]

Because wings on a fish means that pigs must have them too

What day of the week is Friday?

 

[PageEmp]

the 13th

What site am I posting on?

 

[LegendChu]

Eyesite

From where do you buy your groceries?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[AR 26]

From the Car Showroom obviously..

Why do you do work?

 

[PageEmp]

Because we were forced to.

Is humanity doomed?

 

[purplecicada]

We are probably turning into AI.

Why am I here?

 

[Lusus]

It is one of life's greatest mysteries.

Why does money exist?

 

[Tsutarja]

Because everybody needs to be rich, duh!

Who ate the apple that fell from the tree?

 

[string555]

The apple piranhas...

Why do pickles always come in a jar?

 

[Tsutarja]

Because if you canned them, that would totally make sense.

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Woof Woof, careless twat that he is.

How Irish are you?

 

[VisionofMilotic]

None, I drink my coffee only with milk.

If sushi is raw fish then how come I never see sushi rolls swimming in the sea?

 

[juliorain]

That's just sashimi.

What's a sammich?

 

[LatiasSoulDew]

A dancing Rattata I believe.

Why sammich btw?

 

[Sorviknight]

Kneecaps.

What's 5+5 I forgot?

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

55

What's a reliable Thesaurus?

 

[juliorain]

Tuca the Toucan.

Alexa, who are you?

 

[Sorviknight]

I'm your father, Luke.

Should I buy $40 with my one dollar?