I guess this is hwere I'd post a written song, so here goes. These are a few parody songs I've made. More will be posted as I write them
Another Stupid Phone Call
Parody of Another Brick in the wall by Pink Floyd
Telemarketers always calling
Leaving a stupid offer
A subsciprtion to a sports catalogue
Teleys what else do you have for me
Teleys what d'ya call to offer me
All in all it was all just another stupid phone call
All in all it was all just stupid phone calls
We don't need no health insurance
We don't need no Reader's Digest
No Country Weekly in the mailbox
Teleys leave my phone alone
Hey teleys leave my phone alone
All in all it's just another stupid phone call
All in all you're just another stupid phone call
We don't need no health insurance
We don't need no Reader's Digest
No Sporting News in my mailbox
Teleys leave my phone alone
Hey teleys leave my phone alone
All in all it's just another stupid phone call
All in all you're just another stupid phone call
I don't need no long distance service
I don't need no DSL to help me
I'm gonna throw my phone at the wall
Don't think I need anything at all
No don't think I'll need anything at all
All in all it's just another stupid phone call
All in all you were just stupid phone calls
Blood on the Tires (The Resident Evil 4 Song)
Parody of Mud on The Tires by Brad Paisely
I've got some bad news
Villagers finally broke through
And I just found the keys to some banged up piecea crap
Have you been outside it sure is a bad night
How about a little rough ride
To get outta here
Oh now don't shout, this gas might run out
I hope this has four-wheel drive
Come on now what do you say
Girl, I don't think we can wait, we got to get a little blood on the tires
Man its dangerous tonight
To be out plowing through the Ganados at their height
Drive on down through the treeline
Oh god they took the place I had in mind
We're in the middle of nowhere only way to get outta here
We got to get a little blood on the tires
In this dark I'm almost blind
Now their comin' out of the mine
I've hit about 9, already
I can keep runnin' em down
Torches burning in the background
And more foes than you can count, this certain night
I tell you what we need to do is grab a match or two
And start us a little townfire
And now with just our luck we went and got stuck
Let's get a little blood on the tires
Man its dangerous tonight
To be out plowing through the Ganados at their height
Drive on down through the treeline
Oh god they took the place I had in mind
We're in the middle of nowhere only way to get outta here
We got to get a little blood on the tires
And now just our luck, we went and got stuck
Let's get a little blood on the tires
The Emperor Went Down to Coruscant (The Saga Ends)
Parody of The Devil Went Down to Georgia
The Emperor went down to Coruscant, he was looking for a Jedi to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: Cuz Dooku had just been killed
When he came across this young man worrying bout his wife and doing it alot
And the Emperor jumped sat back in his opera booth and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a force user too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll teach a power to you
"Now I know your wifes gonna die, but give the Sith Lord his due:
"I teach you a power worth gold, in exchange for your soul. Cos, I'll make her live it through"
The boy said: "My name's Any and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your offer, your got a follower, And I'll be the best theres ever been"
Vader charge up your saber and swing it hard
'Cos you just joined the Sith and they deal it hard.
And now the Republic is going to be turned to grass
But if your exposed, the jedi will kick your ***
The Emperor smiled and said: "Lets start this show."
And lightning flew from his fingertips as he threw Mace out the window
His face turned wrinkled and he made an evil hiss
Then a band of Jedi busted in and it sounded somethin like this
*insert sounds of laser blasts and light saber sounds here*
When the Emperor finished, Vader said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and lets get this conquest done."
Vader on the moun, run boys, run.
The Emperors in the house of the republic pun
Clones in the battlefield, pickin' off Jedi
"Any, what have you done?"
"Its for us, hun"
The delegates bowed their heads as Palpy took the throne.
And Padme said, "Now the libertys gone"
Obi said: "Any, you were the chosen one"
"I can't believe you did this, you sonova *****. You were the best there ever was"
And they dueled, fire all around em, run boys, run.
Vader just got torched, not much fun
Now hes been cyborged, struggling to walk
"Vader, in your rage you killed her."
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Wake Me Up When This Ice Age Ends (The Day After Tommorrow Song)
Parody of Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day
The OZone has come and passed
The current can never last
wake me up when this ice age ends
like our climates come to pass
millions of years gone so fast
wake me up when this ice age ends
here comes the cold again
freezing everything
I got hypothermia again
turning us to popsicles
as that snow exists
but always covers what we lost
wake me up when this ice age ends
The OZone has come and passed
The current can never last
wake me up when this ice age ends
ring out that siren again
like we did when air raids began
wake me up when this ice age ends
here comes the cold again
freezing everything
I got hypothermia again
turning us to popsicles
as that snow exists
but always covers what we lost
wake me up when this ice age ends
The OZone has come and passed
The current can never last
wake me up when this ice age ends
Now the ozones come to pass
Our atlantic current has gone so fast
wake me up when this ice age ends
wake me up when this ice age ends
wake me up when september ends
Another Stupid Phone Call
Parody of Another Brick in the wall by Pink Floyd
Telemarketers always calling
Leaving a stupid offer
A subsciprtion to a sports catalogue
Teleys what else do you have for me
Teleys what d'ya call to offer me
All in all it was all just another stupid phone call
All in all it was all just stupid phone calls
We don't need no health insurance
We don't need no Reader's Digest
No Country Weekly in the mailbox
Teleys leave my phone alone
Hey teleys leave my phone alone
All in all it's just another stupid phone call
All in all you're just another stupid phone call
We don't need no health insurance
We don't need no Reader's Digest
No Sporting News in my mailbox
Teleys leave my phone alone
Hey teleys leave my phone alone
All in all it's just another stupid phone call
All in all you're just another stupid phone call
I don't need no long distance service
I don't need no DSL to help me
I'm gonna throw my phone at the wall
Don't think I need anything at all
No don't think I'll need anything at all
All in all it's just another stupid phone call
All in all you were just stupid phone calls
Blood on the Tires (The Resident Evil 4 Song)
Parody of Mud on The Tires by Brad Paisely
I've got some bad news
Villagers finally broke through
And I just found the keys to some banged up piecea crap
Have you been outside it sure is a bad night
How about a little rough ride
To get outta here
Oh now don't shout, this gas might run out
I hope this has four-wheel drive
Come on now what do you say
Girl, I don't think we can wait, we got to get a little blood on the tires
Man its dangerous tonight
To be out plowing through the Ganados at their height
Drive on down through the treeline
Oh god they took the place I had in mind
We're in the middle of nowhere only way to get outta here
We got to get a little blood on the tires
In this dark I'm almost blind
Now their comin' out of the mine
I've hit about 9, already
I can keep runnin' em down
Torches burning in the background
And more foes than you can count, this certain night
I tell you what we need to do is grab a match or two
And start us a little townfire
And now with just our luck we went and got stuck
Let's get a little blood on the tires
Man its dangerous tonight
To be out plowing through the Ganados at their height
Drive on down through the treeline
Oh god they took the place I had in mind
We're in the middle of nowhere only way to get outta here
We got to get a little blood on the tires
And now just our luck, we went and got stuck
Let's get a little blood on the tires
The Emperor Went Down to Coruscant (The Saga Ends)
Parody of The Devil Went Down to Georgia
The Emperor went down to Coruscant, he was looking for a Jedi to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: Cuz Dooku had just been killed
When he came across this young man worrying bout his wife and doing it alot
And the Emperor jumped sat back in his opera booth and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a force user too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll teach a power to you
"Now I know your wifes gonna die, but give the Sith Lord his due:
"I teach you a power worth gold, in exchange for your soul. Cos, I'll make her live it through"
The boy said: "My name's Any and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your offer, your got a follower, And I'll be the best theres ever been"
Vader charge up your saber and swing it hard
'Cos you just joined the Sith and they deal it hard.
And now the Republic is going to be turned to grass
But if your exposed, the jedi will kick your ***
The Emperor smiled and said: "Lets start this show."
And lightning flew from his fingertips as he threw Mace out the window
His face turned wrinkled and he made an evil hiss
Then a band of Jedi busted in and it sounded somethin like this
*insert sounds of laser blasts and light saber sounds here*
When the Emperor finished, Vader said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and lets get this conquest done."
Vader on the moun, run boys, run.
The Emperors in the house of the republic pun
Clones in the battlefield, pickin' off Jedi
"Any, what have you done?"
"Its for us, hun"
The delegates bowed their heads as Palpy took the throne.
And Padme said, "Now the libertys gone"
Obi said: "Any, you were the chosen one"
"I can't believe you did this, you sonova *****. You were the best there ever was"
And they dueled, fire all around em, run boys, run.
Vader just got torched, not much fun
Now hes been cyborged, struggling to walk
"Vader, in your rage you killed her."
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Wake Me Up When This Ice Age Ends (The Day After Tommorrow Song)
Parody of Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day
The OZone has come and passed
The current can never last
wake me up when this ice age ends
like our climates come to pass
millions of years gone so fast
wake me up when this ice age ends
here comes the cold again
freezing everything
I got hypothermia again
turning us to popsicles
as that snow exists
but always covers what we lost
wake me up when this ice age ends
The OZone has come and passed
The current can never last
wake me up when this ice age ends
ring out that siren again
like we did when air raids began
wake me up when this ice age ends
here comes the cold again
freezing everything
I got hypothermia again
turning us to popsicles
as that snow exists
but always covers what we lost
wake me up when this ice age ends
The OZone has come and passed
The current can never last
wake me up when this ice age ends
Now the ozones come to pass
Our atlantic current has gone so fast
wake me up when this ice age ends
wake me up when this ice age ends
wake me up when september ends