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How To Recognize A Noob

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Firebolt5

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    How To Recognize A Noob
    By: Firebolt5​

    Noobs, noobs, noobs! They come everyday to PC. How can you recognize a noob in the Pokemon GB Strategies and Movesets Forum? Let's run down the basics.

    Hyper Beam

    There are some noobs that never shut up about Hyper Beam. "Its da bestest move in da world!" they say. Its really pathetic.

    Two Turn Moves

    They might suggest Dive or Fly as a move. That's a noob right there. Normal trainers don't do that. They only do it to HM slaves.

    Double Team

    Noobs at one point usually get obsessed with making themselves unable to be hit. That just doesn't cut. I wish they'd realized that.

    Just Plain Stupid Moves!

    They might have Splash on Gyarados, Tackle on Blastoise, or some other crap that shouldn't be there.

    I'll add more later.

    I would like this stickied if you can because it will stop noobs from coming here.
     
    Good common sense is so lacking on the internet that people who have it need to make guides.
     
    thing is, this guy doesn't have common sense either, so it's a guy without common sense making a guide about common sense on the internet for people without common sense.

    seems pretty ironic imo
     
    loling.
    Actually good players use dive/fly for stalling purposes. No sticky imo, since this is stupid.
     
    Yarma's stall was actually pretty good
     
    I never said it was good, I just said that some good people use it :(. I feel like using them now.
     
    Well, there is Doom Desire with Jirachi, which can actually find it's way on a standard team and screw things up since you can switch out and have it still take effect.

    Hyper Beam is actually an executable move on CB Slaking in today's metagame, can kill a heckuva lot of stuff, and used to be a truly godly move back in the RBY generation.

    Please stop writing half-baked guides, for the sake of all of us.

    AERO STALLERS
     
    Meh people say hyperbeam on slakers is bad since it doesn't let you switch out, so counters come in and blah blah blah. Anyways in RBY hyper beam pwns.
     
    What is a definition of a noob, if it is just inexperienced players then I am a noob =O, though I know how everything works, I lack experience.

    Anyway, why kick noobs out of here, they're just beginners like you might use to be (maybe still are). This guide is pointless plus the points on here are already known by pretty much everyone (including me)

    In all, I find this offencive.
     
    Hyper Beam Tauros isn't bad outside RBY. It has a good STAB and is useful when he's about to die
     
    @ jc, Yeah, most people do say that about Slaking, I use Double-Edge myself, but the chance to OHKO Suicune in certain situations is a good game indeed.
     
    i think thiss complete topic is rubish, i use double team on my shedinja, to make him last longer, ik use dive on my ludicolo with toxic, and fly on my toxic skarmory.

    and hyper beam pawned back on RBY, and it still does in certain situations, but i personally put return on my pokemon, i love that move ^^
     
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