• There is an important update regarding account security and 2FA. Please click here for more information.
  • ❤️ It's that time of the year again - Happy Valentine's Day! Luvdisc is back to help spread the luv again. Interested in sending a message of appreciation to some special users on the site, and earning a brand-new badge in the process? Then click here for more information! ❤️
  • Welcome to PokéCommunity! Register now and join one of the best fan communities on the 'net to talk Pokémon and more! We are not affiliated with The Pokémon Company or Nintendo.
  • Imgur has blocked certain regions from viewing any images uploaded to their site. If you use Imgur, please consider replacing any image links/embeds you may have on PokéCommunity so everyone can see your images. Click here to learn more.

I made a fake game storyline beginning for a joke!

Kylie-chan

[span="background:#000; padding: 2px 10px;"][color
  • 14,964
    Posts
    21
    Years
    I hope this doesn't breach the rules or belong elsewhere... I'm making up a fake Pokemon game storyline but not a hack... it's about Pokemon farming...

    Pokemon Beef Brown: Beef Reloaded


    *Professor appears*
    Hello, hello, glad to see you. I'm Professor Palm, and I study Pokemon. Pokemon are varied species of "pocket monsters" that come in all shapes, sizes, colours, and resemblances. Some humans use them for battling, some use them for pets and companions, some use them for work, such as Miltank and its famous Moo-Moo Milk, and sadly, some use them as tools to get their way with. Also, people eat Pokemon products and meat, as well as use Mareep wool to make electric blankets for their backs.

    But I'm sorry; I've been talking for too long! I'm sorry to have kept you. What did you say the time was?

    [set time]

    Oh, I'm so sorry! And you are a girl or a boy?

    [set gender]

    I really apologise for this, but I've forgotten your name! Would you be so kind as to repeat it, please?

    [set name. girl options: Leila, Mina, Ainsley, Marina, New Name. boy options: Pete, Alex, Ash, Gary, New Name.]

    Oh, hello, [insert name]. You must be the local farmer's [son/daughter]! OK, now, the world of farming will unfold to you - let the adventures begin!!!

    *start game in room dressed and out of bed with mother standing in doorway*

    Mum: Good morning, sweetie! I'm glad you're awake. Um, er, is this really a great time to tell you?
    Player: What?
    Mum: Er, well... our cattle got out! Our Tauros, Miltank, Mareep, and Flaafy!
    Player: Dang, there goes our dinner... our profits... Oh, dang, there's our precious Pokemon! And the town - eek! They're stampeding!
    Mum: Precisely. And we have to catch them!

    and that's as far as I got.
     
    Back
    Top