Let's Play: Pokemon Ruby Destiny: Rescue Rangers!

[Zeta Sukuna]

Pre-words: I know there's a bunch of LPs, but I don't think I've seen one of this game, so here we are. Now I guess here we go. Updates may be fairly long, but hopefully they're worth it.

With that said, here we go!

Spoiler:

Urgh, I think I'm having another nightmare. And I don't sux.

Silly game, I'm not playing on the Gamecube.

Trippy.

Wait, what? Who are you, and why should I care?

Answer my question! I have a gun, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Wait... what's your name?

Nooo... I thought they were called Furbys...

The nightmares are coming back.

Didn't we go over this in Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald? And every other pokemon game?

We fight each other to eat one another. Sometimes we get confused, and attack members of the same species as us. We aren't the brightest creatures, you know.

I was totally off. It's not like pokemon and humans could fight each other. It's such a silly idea. I feel so stupid.

You mean... they did clone us! I thought that was a dream! Quick! We have to shut them down!

Wait... they didn't clone us? Wow, there goes the action.

Umm... I know what level they evolve at, and what moves they learn. As well as type and pokedex meaning. As well as biology, and habits, and other small things. How is that not everything?

What could they keep from us?

You must feel so special. Can we hurry this up? I want to wake up.

You can't hear my beautiful voice? My beautiful and deep voice? Let me sing for you. ~I'm a guy! I'm a guy! You stupid moron, I'm a guy!

My name? Umm... I don't like my name of Leslie, so I'll change it here.

...What? If those pansies from the manga can have color names, I can too.

Well, yeah! It's definitely not Leslie. >.> <.<

Thanks, I came up with it myself. ^^

Journey? I'm not even awake.

AAAH! Talking Pikachu! Run!

You have no friends, monster! Get out of here!

My harmless words don't have any effect! Run!

Earthquakes R Fun!

Yeah, I... wait. Why am I dressed up as a Pikachu? I'm not a furry... or am I?

No. That's silly.

Party? Where? Umm... What are you talking about... me?

Yeah... my friends named... Umm... it'll come to me eventually... umm... Chuck and Larry?

Fancy. Too fancy. It's a trap! I'm going to get sucked into a pokemon world! Run, me!

I dunno, I do know that I have to run away... but I can't control my body.

It's my birthday? Last year, mom just said that I was cloned. Not born, so I didn't get any presents. That filthy liar!

Oh, there's going to be trouble alright! She's going to taste my fury!

Where is she? I'll kill her for lying to me. Wait, I have a feeling that I'm forgetting something important.

It was on the tip of my tongue.

Who cares about them? I'm trying to remember something!

No, no... don't say sorry. Am I really this wimpy?

To be honest, I don't know. Maybe I'll answer it in a second.

... Maybe. It makes me feel pretty.

And I doubt they take it to the extent you do... me.

Wait, you're actually coming to a birthday party? As in, you're being responsible!? Wow! That totally makes me not want to kill you... not. Just wait.

Don't say sorry again, you're too apologetic, Indigo. But at least there's a hot chick here I can put my moves on. Yeah!

Oh yeah, baby. I'm here, and I'm going to rock your world.

Hey, shut up! I can wear whatever I want! Don't let me remind you about the time you were dressed up as a Dragonite.

Damn straight.

You're just sore because you lost to me last night.

Thanks, whoever you are.

Yeah, you'd better give up before I give you something to go whatever about.

By that, I mean my fists, and by that, I mean I will beat you up.

Did I cut myself off or something?

Yeah, my eigh- wait... TWELVE!? I'm only twelve? Aww, man! There goes my night. I was looking forward to it, too.

Yeah, bring in the blackjack, booze and babes. In fact, forget the Blackjack and booze.

Yeah, with our love for... wait, what!? Oh, come on, me! Ask for something a little cooler then pokemon! Our 'mother' wouldn't care!

For once, I agree with you.

Urgh, I don't think I feel too good. I'm feeling sick.

I don't know, me.

Ha!

Umm... who are you again?

Oh crap, this is bad!

What the hell!? Where am I!? What's going on! Wait... I was right! I knew it! I just knew it! Wait until I tell Jagold! I'll rub my foresight in his face!

Wait...

Where is everybody?

Hello?

Yeah, hopefully it gets better. Hope you didn't facepalm too much!