ChrisTom
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Hello! Some of you may know me for my other Poems. But this time I want to attempt something incredible. I want to do some of Lewis Caroll's (Alice in Wonderland, Through the looking glass, The hunting of the Snark) best poems, but make each and everyone of them have to do with Pokemon! Most will be condensed due to word limit, but they still have the general idea. Some of the ones included in this, are;
The Walrien and The Machop
How doth the Little Totodile (Funniest)
Tyranniwokky (Best overall)
For all you Lewis Caroll and Pokemon fans, I hope you enjoy this.
The Walrien and The Machop
The Solrock was hovering above the Sea, shining with all his might.
He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright.
And this was odd because it was the middle of the night.
The Walrien and The Machop were walking hand in hand,
They weeped like anything to see such quantities of sand.
"If this were only cleared away," they said "It would be grand!"
"If seven Swablu, with seven brooms, swept it for half a year,
do you suppose," the Walrien said "That they could it clear?"
"I doubt it..." said the Machop, and they shed a bitter tear.
"Oh, Clamperl, come walk with us!" The Walrien did beseech
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, along the briny beach"
Four young Clamperl hurried up, all eager for the treat.
Their faces washed, their hair combed, their shoes shiny and neat.
And this was odd, because you know they hadn't any feet.
Then four more Clamperl came up, and then another four.
Thick and fast they came at last, scrambling on the shore.
"The time has come," The Walrien said "To talk of many things,
Of seels, and sounds, and Pokeballs, of Dexes, and Kings!"
...
"It feels so bad," the Walrien said "To play them such a trick,
To make them come out this far and trot back so quick"
The Machop simply said "The butter's spread to thick!"
"You were so nice! I'm glad you all had come."
But answer there came none.
And this was scarcely odd because they'd eaten everyone!!
How doth the Little Totodile
How doth the little Totodile improve his shiny teeth?
He brushes them everyday, and flosses underneath.
How cheerfully he seems to smile, how widely spread his grin,
Because, he knows his Trainer will give him fish if he Wins!
Tyranniwokky
Twas noon, and the slimy Gulpin
did steal a large pie.
All silly were the Spinda
And Xatu watched the sky.
"Beware Tyrannitar my son!
The jaws that crunch, The rocks that sling!
Beware the Firey horse and shun
The horrible Magnet Thing.
He took his Pokeballs in hand.
Long did he look for the beast.
Then rested he by Torterra's tree.
And then walked to the east.
The Tyrannitar came,
With eyes ablaze,
And looked at the trainer
With an evil gaze.
Throw, Toss!
Throw, Toss!
Right at this boss.
The creature fought,
But 3 clicks and caught
And the Trainer went back with no loss
"And has thou caught the Monster?
Oh happy day! Woohoo, Hey hey!"
He claimed with no dismay.
Twas noon, and the slimy Gulpin
did steal a large pie.
All silly were the Spinda
And Xatu watched the sky.
Thanks for reading!!
The Walrien and The Machop
How doth the Little Totodile (Funniest)
Tyranniwokky (Best overall)
For all you Lewis Caroll and Pokemon fans, I hope you enjoy this.
The Walrien and The Machop
The Solrock was hovering above the Sea, shining with all his might.
He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright.
And this was odd because it was the middle of the night.
The Walrien and The Machop were walking hand in hand,
They weeped like anything to see such quantities of sand.
"If this were only cleared away," they said "It would be grand!"
"If seven Swablu, with seven brooms, swept it for half a year,
do you suppose," the Walrien said "That they could it clear?"
"I doubt it..." said the Machop, and they shed a bitter tear.
"Oh, Clamperl, come walk with us!" The Walrien did beseech
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, along the briny beach"
Four young Clamperl hurried up, all eager for the treat.
Their faces washed, their hair combed, their shoes shiny and neat.
And this was odd, because you know they hadn't any feet.
Then four more Clamperl came up, and then another four.
Thick and fast they came at last, scrambling on the shore.
"The time has come," The Walrien said "To talk of many things,
Of seels, and sounds, and Pokeballs, of Dexes, and Kings!"
...
"It feels so bad," the Walrien said "To play them such a trick,
To make them come out this far and trot back so quick"
The Machop simply said "The butter's spread to thick!"
"You were so nice! I'm glad you all had come."
But answer there came none.
And this was scarcely odd because they'd eaten everyone!!
How doth the Little Totodile
How doth the little Totodile improve his shiny teeth?
He brushes them everyday, and flosses underneath.
How cheerfully he seems to smile, how widely spread his grin,
Because, he knows his Trainer will give him fish if he Wins!
Tyranniwokky
Twas noon, and the slimy Gulpin
did steal a large pie.
All silly were the Spinda
And Xatu watched the sky.
"Beware Tyrannitar my son!
The jaws that crunch, The rocks that sling!
Beware the Firey horse and shun
The horrible Magnet Thing.
He took his Pokeballs in hand.
Long did he look for the beast.
Then rested he by Torterra's tree.
And then walked to the east.
The Tyrannitar came,
With eyes ablaze,
And looked at the trainer
With an evil gaze.
Throw, Toss!
Throw, Toss!
Right at this boss.
The creature fought,
But 3 clicks and caught
And the Trainer went back with no loss
"And has thou caught the Monster?
Oh happy day! Woohoo, Hey hey!"
He claimed with no dismay.
Twas noon, and the slimy Gulpin
did steal a large pie.
All silly were the Spinda
And Xatu watched the sky.
Thanks for reading!!
