Monkey Crotch [Pakistan's list of banned words]

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    Pakistan, wonderfully repressive Pakistan, is one of those places in the world where they censor the internet, but now they're planning to censor texts as well.

    Their government came up with some 1,000+ English words (and a lot of Urdu words) which would be censored. Many of the words are the kinds you would expect to see on such a list (you know, the kind that get censored here at PC, too), and some of them are not explicit, but you can still see why they'd be censored. And then there are some real gems.

    Here are a few of the words you won't be able to text in Pakistan in the near future:

    sex
    sexy
    gay
    queer
    butt
    intercourse
    condom
    breast
    period
    tampon
    deposit
    fondle
    flatulence
    fairy
    lolita
    boody
    barf
    fart
    love juice
    mary jane
    strap-on
    pocket pool
    quickie
    back door
    manpaste
    love pistol
    gonorrehea (spelled wrong)
    headlights
    purina princess
    wuutang
    got jesus
    kmart
    monkey crotch

    I would include the full list of banned words, but obviously that would be a bad idea here.

    EVERYBODY USE THESE WORDS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
     
    I don't see anything wrong with using fairy or deposit. Why would they be on the list?
     
    My headlights were on when I went to kmart to deposit money on the love pistol I had on layaway. They wouldn't take my money though, so I farted and bought a fairy costume instead.

    ...got jesus?
     
    So they aren't allowed to fart there?
     
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    great i was JUST AT kmart the other day
     
    "Doctor, I have _Gonorrhea_!"
    "Your word was censored. Can you describe the symptoms?"
    "_______________________________________"
    "Well, that sure didn't work"

    It's times like this wh3n th3 w0nd3rful 1nt3rn3t 1nv3nt10n 0f 1337 1s us3fu1 4 0nc3
     
    How often does someone say "monkey crotch"? I live in a country that predominantly speaks English, and there are a few there that are new to me. If you can't say "k-mart", can you say "wal-mart"?
     
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