Soldier 314V, report immediately to the fifth quadrant, you will be expected to rise tomorrow morning at 0600 hours!
Don't worry, tons of people have no idea what to say in these threads, they can be a little bit awkward because it's like standing up in front of the class at your new school and having the teacher say "Everybody this is David, I want you to make him feel very welcome." But you did great XD
So yeah, welcome! Have a great time and if you need anything don't be afraid to ask! See you around!