no idiots allowed

[Pax Deorum]

This should exclude 3/4 of the people who lurk RMT

Relicanth (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Atk / 92 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Substitute
- Toxic

Cacturne (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sand Veil
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Needle Arm
- Substitute
- Toxic

Seviper (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Shed Skin
EVs: 120 HP / 252 Atk / 136 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Giga Drain
- Sleep Talk
- Sludge Bomb

Whiscash (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 208 Atk / 48 SAtk
Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd)
- Earthquake
- Spark
- Surf
- Toxic

Pidgeot (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Keen Eye
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Air Cutter
- Double-Edge
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Quick Attack

Glalie (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Atk / 20 Spd / 180 SAtk
Mild Nature (+SAtk, -Def)
- Explosion
- Hidden Power [Electric]
- Ice Beam
- Spikes

 

[Spencer]

I'm new at this so don't get mad.

Relicanth (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Rock Head
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Atk / 92 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Double Edge
- Toxic

Cacturne (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sand Veil
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Needle Arm
- Substitute
- Leech Seed

Seviper (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Shed Skin
EVs: 120 HP / 252 Atk / 136 Spd
Adamant Rash (+SAtk, -SDef)
- Earthquake
- Giga Drain
- Flamethrower
- Sludge Bomb

Whiscash (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 208 Atk / 48 SAtk
Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd)
- Earthquake
- Spark
- Surf
- Ice Beam

Pidgeot (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Keen Eye
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Air Cutter
- Double-Edge
- Featherdance
- Toxic

Glalie (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Atk / 20 Spd / 180 SAtk
Mild Gentle (+SDef, -Def)
- Explosion
- Rollout
- Ice Beam
- Spikes

I hope I did good. :P Oh, and I like how you used pokemon that aren't usually in people's teams.

 

[Alter Ego]

Gee...GigaSlash, you must have missed the thread title. o.o Those moves you suggested were complete garbage too, the only one I could possibly back is Leech Seed, but that's a matter of taste.

Two stupid questions, though: 1) What's with Air Cutter on Pidgeot? Aerial Ace is stronger and more accurate, so what are you aiming at? 2) Why Spark on Whiscash? Between its weak base power and Whiscash's sucky Sp.Attack, it's not doing much...unless you're aiming for something specific like Pellipper, Mantine, or Gyarados (If you take on OU teams with this), and even then, you've got Glalie with HP Electric doing a far better job at it. Other than that, it looks fine to me.

 

[Pax Deorum]

Air Cutter has 55 Base Attack and has a high CH ratio
Spark has 65 Base Power. Almost the same as HP Electric but can Paralyse. Its purpouse is hitting Pelipper as I have problems with him

 

[Espy Psyche]

This should exclude 3/4 of the people who lurk RMT

Relicanth (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Atk / 92 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Substitute
- Toxic Double-Edge

Cacturne (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sand Veil
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Needle Arm
- Substitute
- Toxic

Seviper (M) @ Choice BandLeftovers
Trait: Shed Skin
EVs: 120 HP / 252 Atk / 136 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Giga Drain
- Sleep Talk ??? why? Use Crunch.
- Sludge Bomb

Whiscash (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 208 Atk / 48 SAtk Why max HP?
Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd)
- Earthquake
- Spark
- Surf
- Toxic Needs another physical here

Pidgeot (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Keen Eye
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk) Jolly(SPD+/SA-)
- Air Cutter
- Double-Edge Not good b/c of recoil use Return/Frustration
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Quick Attack

Glalie (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Atk / 20 Spd / 180 SAtk
Mild Nature (+SAtk, -Def)
- Explosion
- Hidden Power [Electric]
- Ice Beam
- Spikes

Actually pretty good overall. Only needs a few modifications. Not changing CB on Pidgeot but I wouldn't use it myself.

 

[Mullet]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe he didn't want idiots to rate this team.

 

[m3t41]

Lolling at the fact that he put Sleep Talk on a Seviper with no rest. Kind of stupid and a waste of moveslot IMO. Go with something else like HP Ghost.

 

[Alter Ego]

Air Cutter has 55 Base Attack and has a high CH ratio
Spark has 65 Base Power. Almost the same as HP Electric but can Paralyse. Its purpouse is hitting Pelipper as I have problems with him.

Of course Air Cutter also has accuracy 95 which is a pain sometimes, but I see what you're getting at now, thank you. ^^

Lolling at the fact that you, Uberness, have never heard of switching in. Sleep Talk is a common option for CB sets, particularly for slow pokémon like Seviper, since it's quite common to incapacitate them with sleep and force a switch that way. Please heed the thread title, people. =P

Oh, and e4, I believe the maximum HP on Whiscash is there because it's Whiscash's highest base stat, and if the base HP is higher than both defenses then it's more beneficial to pool EVs into HP than defenses.