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Chapter 1: The Mad Scientist
"Help!!" Jym shouted as he fell to his doom
into the now-broken crater of the volcano. No-
one dared to try to help because of the reason
the crater was broken, which was an eruption.
Ed, a sponsor of the class Hawai'i trip, tried
to save him, but was burned instantly. The
youngest of the group, Ash Ketchum, 4 years old,
was placed in a capsule of tungsten steel, so as
not to be burned. He floated across the firey magma
quite peacefully. However, he died in that capsule
several days later. He fiddled with the air condition
and froze himself solid...
September 9th, 2200, on the new Hawai'ian island...
Mad scientist Prof. Robert was working with animals again
in his lab, as usual. He was working with a miniature
dinosaur that he genetically created a year ago and
preserved in his freezer. He changed the genes on its
back to potentially grow a plant bulb there.
"Bingo," he said, rubbing his hands together...
He waited for a couple of weeks, and sure enough, a plant
bulb grew on its back.
"I'll create a whole species, no, a whole GENUS... NO, a whole
KINGDOM of these creatures!"
However, it was getting late. He went to bed.
The next day, though, he got to work right away. Man,
you should have SEEN him!! He put together odds and
ends, added and subtracted this and that to chemical
concoctions, and spliced about 3,000,000,000 (three billion)
deoxyribo nucleic acids! And all in an hour, too! By the
end of the day, he had created 17 different phyla (the types)
of 80 genuses (the evolution chains), of 148 different species!
Then, in his absolute madness, he took a needle and stuck
it in his arm, oozing in a bit of cat DNA spliced with
all kinds of molecules from enchanted artifacts and exclaimed
with rage, "This makes 149!!" He laughed maniacally and continued
pressing the top of the needle. When all the DNA was extracted
into his bloodstream, he took the needle out, put on a cotton swab,
and went to bed.
The next day was a Monday. Mr. Robert did not awaken until 10:00 AM.
When he was finally awake, he found that his hair was pink,
and his skin was glowing. He had also assumed a beautiful cat-like form.
This annoyed Prof. Robert. He expected a pink, glowing cat-like form,
but beautiful? Prof. Robert hated beuatiful things.
He tried to make himself ugly with his supplies, but in this new form,
he failed to pick things up. Thusly, he had to remain beautiful,
which he despised. Unhappy, he sailed off into the clouds to be alone.
He did not realize, however, that he had forgotten to lock up his lab...
Note: Don't worry, I know I killed Ash, but he'll come back...
"Help!!" Jym shouted as he fell to his doom
into the now-broken crater of the volcano. No-
one dared to try to help because of the reason
the crater was broken, which was an eruption.
Ed, a sponsor of the class Hawai'i trip, tried
to save him, but was burned instantly. The
youngest of the group, Ash Ketchum, 4 years old,
was placed in a capsule of tungsten steel, so as
not to be burned. He floated across the firey magma
quite peacefully. However, he died in that capsule
several days later. He fiddled with the air condition
and froze himself solid...
September 9th, 2200, on the new Hawai'ian island...
Mad scientist Prof. Robert was working with animals again
in his lab, as usual. He was working with a miniature
dinosaur that he genetically created a year ago and
preserved in his freezer. He changed the genes on its
back to potentially grow a plant bulb there.
"Bingo," he said, rubbing his hands together...
He waited for a couple of weeks, and sure enough, a plant
bulb grew on its back.
"I'll create a whole species, no, a whole GENUS... NO, a whole
KINGDOM of these creatures!"
However, it was getting late. He went to bed.
The next day, though, he got to work right away. Man,
you should have SEEN him!! He put together odds and
ends, added and subtracted this and that to chemical
concoctions, and spliced about 3,000,000,000 (three billion)
deoxyribo nucleic acids! And all in an hour, too! By the
end of the day, he had created 17 different phyla (the types)
of 80 genuses (the evolution chains), of 148 different species!
Then, in his absolute madness, he took a needle and stuck
it in his arm, oozing in a bit of cat DNA spliced with
all kinds of molecules from enchanted artifacts and exclaimed
with rage, "This makes 149!!" He laughed maniacally and continued
pressing the top of the needle. When all the DNA was extracted
into his bloodstream, he took the needle out, put on a cotton swab,
and went to bed.
The next day was a Monday. Mr. Robert did not awaken until 10:00 AM.
When he was finally awake, he found that his hair was pink,
and his skin was glowing. He had also assumed a beautiful cat-like form.
This annoyed Prof. Robert. He expected a pink, glowing cat-like form,
but beautiful? Prof. Robert hated beuatiful things.
He tried to make himself ugly with his supplies, but in this new form,
he failed to pick things up. Thusly, he had to remain beautiful,
which he despised. Unhappy, he sailed off into the clouds to be alone.
He did not realize, however, that he had forgotten to lock up his lab...
Note: Don't worry, I know I killed Ash, but he'll come back...
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