Heh, how about this one?
"Really, do you actually think I would claim to own Pokemon? If I actually did, Ash's Pikachu would have been confirmed female and become romantically involved with Gary's Umbreon, Ash would get hit over the head way more often, Brock would get beaten up by those girls he's always acting pervy around rather then just waiting around for Misty/Max/Bonsly/Gregurru to do it, and May, Misty, and Hikari would all join together and form an all girls team that would go on to become a succesful Shojo anime."
Yeah, that was me being a little bit random.