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Pokemon Jokes!!!!

Captain Arcane

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    :laugh: POKEMON JOKES:laugh:​

    Ok, this is where you can post all your Pokemon Jokes. Funny or stupid, post them all. Oh, and before you post, read the rules, you dont want to be in trouble.

    RULES:
    1. DO NOT post any inapropriate jokes.
    2. DO NOT curse, or use lewd language, this is supposed to be fun, and funny.
    3. Follow the PC rules.
    4. HAVE FUN:D
     
    Well, I thought this would be fun. Here is my joke that I came up with to the best of my knowledge.

    What three pokemon did Houdini use to do magic?

    Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam

    Okay, so it is not funny, but hey, at least I have tried. *Giggles nerviously*
     
    how do you get 1,000,000 pikachu on a bus?

    Poke-em-on!
     
    XDD you guys have some pretty funny ones :\ i think it's hard to come up with good jokes... but i'll throw one in. Sorry it's not very funny x3


    What Pokemon did the boy catch when he was sick with a cold?

    "A Pik-ACHOO"

    ^^
     
    XDD you guys have some pretty funny ones :\ i think it's hard to come up with good jokes... but i'll throw one in. Sorry it's not very funny x3


    What Pokemon did the boy catch when he was sick with a cold?

    "A Pik-ACHOO"

    ^^

    :laugh: For some reson that really made me lauph, hahaha.

    um, let me think if I can come up with one..... oh

    Your Psyduck so stupid, it put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.:P
     
    how do you get 1,000,000 pikachu on a bus?

    Poke-em-on!

    xD! That made me laugh

    Well my friends think ive got some decent ones tell me what you all think.

    What do you get if you put a parrot into a washing machine?

    A poliwhirl!

    xD, Again, i chuckled.

    XDD you guys have some pretty funny ones :\ i think it's hard to come up with good jokes... but i'll throw one in. Sorry it's not very funny x3


    What Pokemon did the boy catch when he was sick with a cold?

    "A Pik-ACHOO"

    ^^

    XDD!! This one made me laugh hard. By now my brother is staring at me like "wth?"

    oh thats a good one too bad I can't come up with any now

    :t354:~*!*~Queen Boo~*!*~

    Yeah, I agree. I can't think of any. It doesn't matter though, my jokes are lame xD
     
    Your Psyduck so stupid, it put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
    Hey i've heard the same thing just in a yo mama joke
    Okay here's one: What pokemon did the professer see when he saw double?
    mewTWO! hahaha.... yea not that funny
     
    Hm, oh I have one, not sure if it is very funny though.

    One day, I saw a lady open a cage that had some butter in it, so I asked what the lady was doing and she said she wanted to see a butterfree.

    I have another one.

    One day, there were these two kids. One was a girl and the other was a boy. The boy started to cough, then the girl threw a pokeball at him. The boy then asked why she threw it at him and she said "Because you were weezing

    I know, they aren't good.
     
    Lol all of these jokes are corny so don't feel bad korinku
    okay heres one: What do you call someone called Kate who looks like a mouse?
    A RatiKATE!
     
    What do you call it when a Pokémon comes out of no where? Spontaneous Combusken
    I actually made myself giggle with this one.
     
    What do you tell your friends when you go on a date with someone relly ugly. You say Meta-gross

    Ok, thats all I can think of for now.
     
    whats the best fan to take with you into Varidian forest?

    A Donfan

    What pokemon do you get when you have no money and only a bee?

    sellabee (Celebi)

    Boyscout1: My arms are ichy

    Boyscout2: You much have brushed past a poison Ivysaur

    What pokemon always agrees?

    Ditto

    Teacher: If i have three Xatu and release 1 how many do I have left?
    Student: 1?
    Teacher: Nahtwo
     
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    Alright this one may not be that good.

    What do you call a parrot who wags its tail?

    Poliwag!
     
    axlefoley:That last one made me laugh the most.

    What pokemon should you carry while in a cave? Lanturn
     
    Yay! Clean Pokémon jokes. x3 Some of them were really funny, sweeties. XD
    Umm, let me try. XD

    What is Blaziken's final evolution?
    Hadouken! Uhh...Street Fighter reference...um, that was bad. XD

    Is Samus Aran was a Pokémon, what will be her final aquired attack?
    Hyper Beam. </Super Metriod reference>
    Ice Beam. </Orignal Metriod reference>

    Which Pokémon will always leave you breathless?
    Gastly 8D

    Mines were lame. XD
     
    Jeremy:All of ours are crummy but hey sometimes thats what makes them funny.

    What do you call a bird that lives underwater? Mur-krow
     
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