Roadblock Ruckus

[VisionofMilotic]

Those pesky players keep trying to go to places we don't want them to right now. We've got to stop them for their own safety's sake. The post above will contain a location that a user is trying to reach, and it's your job to reply with an obstacle to hinder them, then propose somewhere else to go, and the next poster will create another roadblock.

I.e Poster 1: I want to go to Celestic town

Poster 2: Sorry, the Psyduck are there standing firm. Try Cinnabar Island.

Poster 3: Nope, the island is under evacuation orders by the Officer Jennies due to recent volcanic activity, nobody can dock. Head to Goldenrod City instead.

Poster 4: Unfortunately, there was a broadcast of Jigglypuff singing at the radio tower, you have to wait for the clearing committee to remove all the sleeping trainers from the streets. What about Fortree city?

Fortree City anyone?

 

[Sheep]

Sorry, it's being overrun by a huge group of wild Kecleon! They're turning invisible and blocking everyone's paths pretty much anywhere. Maybe you'd like to travel to Mossdeep instead?

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Nope, there was an accident at the space center, the city is on lockdown due to potential chemical contaminants. How about a trip to Nacrene city?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Sorry, there's some top-secret fossil examinations happening right now and the city is blocked off! Why not go to Laverre City instead?

 

[Megan]

That's not possible right now. There's a Joltik standing right in the middle of the route! Why not go back to your roots in Pallet Town?

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Bad luck this time, there's a parade from Pallet to Virdian city to cheering on Gary Oak, the greatest trainer ever, route 1 will be inaccessible.

I hear that Snowbelle City is beautiful at this time of year!

 

[RadEmpoleon]

There are a couple of Abomasnow that got too cold to move and are currently blocking the entrance. Why not take a trip to Hulbury?

 

[Yellow Bommen]

An Espurr is blocking the entrance!

Cerulean City?

 

[VisionofMilotic]

The Clefairy are building a space ship on the route between Cerulean and Mt Moon, they don't want anyone to disturb them. You may have better luck in Saffron City though!

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Sabrina placed a psychic barrier around the perimeter of the city. Maybe you should head to Ambrette Town instead.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

It's too dangerous, there was a disaster at the laboratory that revives pokemon fossils. The scientist's machine is out of control and is now running around town, and instead of ressurecting fossils, it's turning every person and pokemon it sees into fossils. You have to run or you will end up a rock.

Go back to Vaniville Town where you will be safe!

 

[Orion☆]

Oops! Shauna's trying a new shampoo at her Pokémon grooming parlor and the suds are getting way out of control. They're covering the entire town!

You'll be luckier in Lumiose City, I hope.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Oops, the Pyroar broke out from Wild Zone 17 and are all over the city... maybe it's best to steer clear for a while. Maybe a visit to Malie City will be better.