Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Rai said:
Amy hates me ;-;
No I don't!!! :)

Shadow Scizor said:
You hear that, Pika-Mew? You've been turned into a cheap 3D animation and given 40 LP! Whatever that is!
[sarcasm]Yay, what a wonderful fate. Sounds epic.[/sarcasm]
 
*is flying over a still, quiet muddy channel*
*sees a ripples and a giant moving object appears just beneath the water*
Me: Wussat? *flies down for a closer look*
*it surfaces*
*it's the giant sturgeon*
Sturgeon: I JUST WANTED TO SAY.... tanku for the toaster! /\/\ Last time, you threw a block of cement at me, but I'm sure it was an accident! /\/\! NOW... Gimmeh a hug!
Me: WTF?! *throws a giant tree branch and a few bricks and flies away*
 
X.A.N.A. monster.
UBF: EARTHQUAKE
Aelitea: *puts hands up on screen*
Screen: AELITEA. CODE:
*Aelitea types in LYOKO*
Aelitea: tower deactivated
*X.A.N.A. logo in pika-mew's eyes disapeard.*
to pika-mew: act confused.
*UBF hits pika-mew* *pika-mew materlized*
 
*rematerializes and throws another cement block at the sturgeon for no apparent reason*
 
TIME TO GET ME MORE CHICKEN MIGLUNGAHANS! *takes out a leather whip and goes to the mutant 8 legged chicken farm* Mmmm, nummm... *whips one of the mutant chickens until it's decapitated* Yay, numms! *shreds it with a giant cheese grater and cooks the shreds* Yumm numm! FRESH MIGLUNGAHANS! *sails to a deserted island to eat them*
 
But wait....this island is not deserted....it is full of.... FLYING MONKEYS!!!!!!!! *passes out*
 
Microwave and I almost died in these waters....I wonder where he went. *watches him catapult through the sky in the distance* Yep, it's still a mystery.... Hey, why are the sharks singing Christmas carols? o.o
 
HOLY MOTHERS!!!, WATERS!!, here comes my 34537957849572457th nervous attack, and it's gonna be AN EXCITING LEARNING EXPERIENCE!*faints*
 
itchy itchy. WHY AM I SO ITCHY? not being Random
 
DIe EDUCATION!, PLAZMA RIFLES TO ME!!!!!! TAKE COVER!!, I'M GONNA SING!! LALALLALALAALALALALALLALALALALALLAA!!!!!!!!!!*faints*
 
We killed him! =< That's almost as terrible as being stilt thieves! *cries and cries, feeling bad about the terrible crime she comitted*
 
they didn't break because of the singing they broke because i said. VICKY! *glass vase breaks* see something always breaks when someone says VICKY *family portait breaks*
hey pika-mew are you mune to the word CHESSE yet?
 
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