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Stupid stuff you've done impaired

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    You were drunk, you were high/on drugs, you were tired, whatever. Regardless, you did something stupid when you were not yourself. What was the stupidest?

    Uh idk what's the stupidest thing I've done drunk (I haven't been high before). But I am drunk now. Does this count? :p
     
    Apart from become extremely irritable when tired (which happens allllllll the time), the stupidest thing I've done impaired happened after an operation. I was coming out of surgery, and just couldn't stop myself from screaming. Not out of pain or anything, but maybe it was shock or stress or something similar. But, for five minutes after I came to, I was just screaming my head off for no particular reason. The weird thing is that my parents have said that this didn't happen... but I have ridiculously vivid memories of this; moreso than any dream I've had. Therefore, I've concluded that it must have happened and they're lying to save my feelings or something or other. :D
     
    I've smoked a few times while very much intoxicated and once asked my gay best friend if I could sleep with him. XD;; We laughed about it later, haha. Other than that, I'm just a loud and obnoxious drunk.
     
    Making out with some random girl I met at a party is pretty high up there especially since I'm gay...
     
    The first (and last) time I smoked marijuana, and subsequently got high, I thought it would be a good idea to try and take out a bird with Rich Tea biscuits. I ended up throwing one in the general direction of the bird but it sailed well wide of the bird. To add insult to injury, the very bird jumped out of the tree and started eating the biscuit - to mock me. It was probably one of the funniest times of my life.
     
    Drove a pretty short distance once after taking painkillers. Luckily, I never had more than my learner's so my mom was in the car and when we realized what I'd done, we laughed about it and she made sure to drive us home. :P

    Um, otherwise I don't think I've done anything too stupid. I do silly things all the time when I'm high (well, not so much now that my pills have changed but I used to). My roommates pretty much used to babysit me when I was under the influence and they'll often tell me about how I dragged them outside to look at trees and 1am in the middle of winter and I won't remember any of it.
     
    I get really friendly with people when I'm drunk... so I tend to get touchy.

    I think the worst one was at a friend's pool party where I'd had just a little too much, and upon leaving I decided to give my friend a hug. No big deal, right? Well, apparently I got confused... and for just a second, I thought I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend. So, naturally, I grab my friend's buttocks and lean in to kiss her goodbye. Yeah. They still don't let me live that one down.

    I also thought it was a great idea to jump off my friend's shoulders while drunk in a hot tub. Apparently, I must have thought it was a pool... that hurt. XD;
     
    ^ I LOVE DRUNK LARRY. He gave me an MSN kiss when he was drunk one night, guys. It was a great moment in Hiidoran x Sydian history.

    Anyway, I've never been drunk or high, but medicine and tiredness definitely has gotten the better of me.

    - Some time in winter 2010, I had a mouse in my room and I was freaking out in a group chat on MSN about it. I ended up staying up till 7 AM and eventually started calling it a moose. NICA REMEMBERS THIS.
    - First time I had laughing gas at the dentist, I came out of the rooms and ran up to my sister and like...fell on her, and exclaimed how EVERYTHING was great and was RAVING about what I got from the toy box. When they actually started giving me the gas though, I started laughing and the dentist was like, "It doesn't really make you laugh..." but...I beg to differ. That **** made the light shining in my face the funniest damn thing ever.
    - After getting wisdom teeth taken out, I remember they were trying to wake me up. I WASN'T HAPPY. So I hit the doctor with my mom's teddy bear I brought with me.
    - Ohhhh band trips. So we board the buses for the Kentucky trip at like 1 AM right? And later we stop at a gas station. Zack, who was filming things in the saxophone section throughout the year, got up and was asking all the saxophone players on the bus random questions. He gets to me, and I'm really damn tired, and he's like "Hey Syd, what's up?" and I'm just like "GET OFF MY DICK MAN" and Zack, Seth, and Connor are just laughing their asses off at me. Then Lee, our section leader, gets back on the bus and...man I don't even know what I started telling him lol. Probably more stupid ****.

    Tired Syd is fun Syd!!
     
    Oh God I'm such a square. The craziest thing I've done while 'impaired' was when I was 12 and pulled an all-nighter at a friend's sleepover party and fell asleep the next afternoon on the couch at 5:30. Yep. That's my one big crazy stunt... falling asleep. :P

    In all seriousness though it was a bigger deal than that, because I never fall asleep during the day. Ever. Like, I was in pre-school for two years, and we had daily nap time. Not once did I nap. I just lay there, looking around at all the other kids napping and thinking "you fools, just because they turn out the lights doesn't mean it's night time". It was such a big deal that I had fallen asleep that my mother called my friend's mother and asked if I had been drugged at the party lmfao.
     
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