Team Rocket Facts

Mr. Shmek

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    Well i haven't seen all of the pokemon episodes, but i want to point out some facts about team rocket.. Ohh yeah one more thing team rocket are sure annoying..

    Facts:

    1. They always sing their motto first.. Now thats a big disadvantage, can't they steal ( pokemon, food etc.. ) or do what ever bad thing they are doing first and than when they make their getaway sing the motto in a mocking new way..

    2. Their hot-air balloon is always with a meowth.. Now this is bad because, ash and the others know that when they see a meowth balloon, that means some thing bad is going on, and that its team rocket, which lets ash and the others track team rocket down easier.. I mean wouldn't it be harder to track if you see a normal colorful striped hot-air balloon flying in the air like nothing happened..

    3. They have lame disguises.. James as a female and Jessy as a male O_o awkward, or they just put a different dress on nothing else.. Why not putting a wig, put some make up to make you look kind of older and stuff like that..

    4. They are very suspicious entrench.. By this i mean, wouldn't it be odd and suspicious if your pikachu had experienced numerous attempts of being stolen in the past weeks, and than suddenly two strangers with a talking meowth come and say something like:" Hello! You are today's big winner.. You and your pikachu get a free massage.."

    5. They are greedy.. For example: They have been caught so many times by ash and the others because they want all of the pokemon in that area, which ofc takes some time to do ( referring to catching all the pokemon in the area ).. Why not take one pokemon when they have the opportunity and hightail out of there, so they won't be caught and they can bring that pokemon to their boss...

    Well these are some of the main facts im sure there are some more, so feel free to post some facts your self too :)
     
    I get what you're saying, but... Team Rocket isn't that smart. Here's the only thing they have to do to become better... (Actually, I listed many things, but this is the main thing.)

    STOP GOING AFTER PIKACHU!

    Seriously, those three are actually good thieves, but they make the mistake of going after Ash's pokemon, who is used to them, and knows how to fight them. The only reason they keep losing is because Ash is there. With this, points two and four are negated. (Although 2 can come back up)

    Point 3 exists because... well, no one is smart enough to see through their disguises. Every time they disguise themselves, they always trick anyone, no matter who it is. To us, they are stupid, but to almost anyone in the anime, they are hard to see through. And it works! Why change something that works?

    Point 1: Well, they should just get rid of it completely, or at least only say it once. It gives them away, and it allows their opponents more time to come up with a strategy to win.

    Point 5: They are greedy, but once again, Ash is there most of the time, so they lose because of him. Most villains are greedy, these three are no exceptions, but if you want to be greedy, at least steal from somewhere far away from Ash, you'll get much better results that way.

    If I could make a suggestion, I would reccommend them to go back to Hoenn and build a Rocket Base, since that was their original assignment, and allow TR to spread more, which would net them a big promotion, or at least some recognition. Then steal from Hoenn Trainers. Or if they're really desperate, go back to Kanto. They aren't that bad at their job, but they keep going after Ash's Pikachu, which screws them over.
     
    Zeta Dimentio said:
    I get what you're saying, but... Team Rocket isn't that smart. Here's the only thing they have to do to become better... (Actually, I listed many things, but this is the main thing.)

    STOP GOING AFTER PIKACHU!

    Seriously, those three are actually good thieves, but they make the mistake of going after Ash's pokemon, who is used to them, and knows how to fight them. The only reason they keep losing is because Ash is there. With this, points two and four are negated. (Although 2 can come back up)

    Point 3 exists because... well, no one is smart enough to see through their disguises. Every time they disguise themselves, they always trick anyone, no matter who it is. To us, they are stupid, but to almost anyone in the anime, they are hard to see through. And it works! Why change something that works?

    Point 1: Well, they should just get rid of it completely, or at least only say it once. It gives them away, and it allows their opponents more time to come up with a strategy to win.

    Point 5: They are greedy, but once again, Ash is there most of the time, so they lose because of him. Most villains are greedy, these three are no exceptions, but if you want to be greedy, at least steal from somewhere far away from Ash, you'll get much better results that way.

    If I could make a suggestion, I would reccommend them to go back to Hoenn and build a Rocket Base, since that was their original assignment, and allow TR to spread more, which would net them a big promotion, or at least some recognition. Then steal from Hoenn Trainers. Or if they're really desperate, go back to Kanto. They aren't that bad at their job, but they keep going after Ash's Pikachu, which screws them over.
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    Well your probably right too.. Ohh and haven't they learned that they can't defeat ash and steal his pokemon.. With meowth they would be good a robbing banks and museums because he can sneak n stuff, and still talk like a human which makes it easy to communicate..

    Now for number 3, well sometimes ash and the others kind of figure them out, they would say: " Don't these guys look familiar "..
     
    They're not bad trainers by any means either. I haven't kept up with the anime since halfway through the hoenn arc, so I'm not sure how strong their current pokemon fight, but Jessie's Seviper is plenty powerful as well as James's Cacnea...they've got a freaking Wobbuffet on their team for Arceus's sake(which is significantly less broken in the anime than in the games, but still... XD). If they still had their classic team of Arbok and Weezing, I'm sure they could beat pretty much anyone as long as it's not Ash or any of his buddies. XD
     
    Teen Titans, Slade.

    Yeah, I know these people were made to do this by the creators, but they could at least be a little more of a threat... at least have them eventually have a plan that is actually really difficult for Ash and friends to beat.
     
    It's not even that they can't get Ash's pokemon. They have captured them and taken them away so many times, it surprises me how careless Ash was because you'd think he would be more aware after all those times. Their downfall was always stopping to celebrate instead of taking the pokemon directly to Giovanni. If they took his pokemon right to the boss, they would have been past TR grunts by now or at the highest rank lol.
     
    I think Ash is the stupid one here. This guy really doesn't notice them? I mean come on, you've been getting staled by the same people for almost 10 years Ketchem. >_>;
     
    Knowing Jessie and James, they'd think a Magikarp was strong. Why hasn't Giovanni fired them yet?
    I know they are very humourous and lovable, but they could be a little more evil and dramatic.
     
    Just let them be a little more badass, like those TR guys in Raikou! The legend of Thunder!
     
    They seriously need to stop saying the motto every single time (and thereby give their opponents an opening to get rid of them), stop using hot-air balloons (or at least make them out of some space-age puncture-resistant material), and go after trainers who don't know who they are.

    Oh, and creepy boss fantasies are creepy.
     
    They did get a lot tougher on one episode when they "went back to their roots." They almost got away with it but they slipped up.

    But yeah, I think they are both kinda goofy. (Ash and gang and TEam Rocket)

    It's funny how everytime there's a contest, Brock and James become friends (Brock doesnt know its James but james knows its Brock) and then something happens where "Jessilina" suddenly takes off her disguise and tries to ruin everything because she lost. Shouldn't they have banned Jessilina from contests since she always ruins the contests. I think everyone is kinda slow.
     
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