The Daily Chit-Chat

[BHwolfgang]

Santa Claus was actually shot down and killed over North Vietnam in 1971, so that recorded date of death is off by 29 years.

Nope, that's just a rumor. Santa Claus was really assassinated in 1940 by the Nazis because Hitler always got coal for Christmas.

 

[Cheesymitten]

Nope, that's just a rumor. Santa Claus was really assassinated in 1940 by the Nazis because Hitler always got coal for Christmas.

RIP Santa ;=;, it's not the same with the uhm..
Well you know
parents

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Nope, that's just a rumor. Santa Claus was really assassinated in 1940 by the Nazis because Hitler feared the power of Santa.

That's even more dubious, because the Luftwaffe recorded Santa sightings as late as 1944. Paranoid night fighter pilots often mistook the sleigh for a British bomber and shot it down; oddly enough, Santa himself survived and managed to return to the North Pole relatively unharmed each and every single time. Needless to say, he had to spend a lot of time and money retraining reindeer and building new sleighs every year until the end of World War II.

 

[Lady Gaga]

That makes more sense, because then he would have only lived to 108 years old. That is old, but not as old as all the other guesses, so its logical :3

 

[Shiny]

I fail so much, I went to my work on my day off to order a pizza for lunch, I get there and they aren't opened today for another four hours -.-

 

[Star★Seeker]

Christmas here is much more enjoyable and fun guys. We also have another xmas-ish holiday on January 7th where we also get presents.

 

[Captain Hobo.]

Santa always lives with us in Christmas spirit.

 

[Shiny]

My family forgets Christmas is about Jesus.

We only believe in presents :3

 

[Feign]

I just don't understand the need for parents to lie to their children about his existence...

Wouldn't it prove to be a more valuable lesson and indeed the child would appreciate Christmas more if they knew the story of St. Nick, and not some Coke image?

 

[Shiny]

But what about the joys and mysteries of being a child? Were magical things occur.

 

[Captain Hobo.]

My family forgets Christmas is about Jesus.

We only believe in presents :3

That is sad my family never forgets that. That is why we say Happy Birthday Jesus. But we like the presents too.

 

[Feign]

Giving a child a surreal uprising won't allow them to grasp truths as easily...

Think of it like Plato's Allegory of the Cave, sure something like that wouldn't happen to that extent, but it is the same idea. Say you taught some children some fantastical ideas about the earth, then you let them go free... And then things start to conflict with what they are taught in said cave...

Plus you can tell a child how to think logically...

 

[Shiny]

Oh god, Pokemon just got bad.

 

[Feign]

That's right folks, it's pokemon food time (now with more food related pics):

Weirdly enough that was all I could find (without disrupting my dl too much)

 

[Shiny]

Please tell me the first image is not like a Pokemon themed KFC bucket D:

 

[Lady Gaga]

I would totally eat that.

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Please tell me the first image is not like a Pokemon themed KFC bucket D:

Note the small size, the plastic wrap, and the katakana that state that it's a container of "Pokémon noodle."

 

[Shiny]

Lol, Pokemon noodles, god they are selling anything they can xD;

 

[Lady Gaga]

I wonder what they taste like o.o

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Lol, Pokemon noodles, god they are selling anything they can xD;

Well, it's a cash cow franchise. Just slap the appropriate imagery on any product (like those instant noodles) and wait for the profits to roll in.