The Official Comedy RP

[Alana]

Ok this is a weird RP and I'm not sure how it's going to go but I'll give it a shot. Basically a bunch of friends are on their Pokemon adventure and they have to battle, collect badges, catch Pokemon, all the things normal trainers do. Only difference is that in this RP your posts are supposed to be funny. I think this will be great for all you jokesters and for everyone who likes to make outrages things happen. Anyone can join at any time. Just stick to the story line and don't wander off on your own. In other words don't get completely off topic and stick with the group. And when ever possible use pictures to help describe things. Here's an example; Ruki pushed herself up as if nothing had happened. She straightened her cap and looked up letting the wind blow through her hair. It was then that she almost fainted. In the building beside her about three stories up in a window that would make anyone shiver. It was a Meowth with a sniper gun aimed at her.

Ruki's eyes got big and she tried to run but she slipped in the puddle again and fell down. She looked up and the Meowth was still there. She got up and started running. Pore girl. She slipped in the puddle again. The Meowth stared at her in disbelief. "I just don't have the heart." It said shaking it's head. Ruki looked up as the Meowth vanished inside. She sighed grateful and got up. Then she looked at the door and froze. It was the Meowth but this time it had a cannon.

"I couldn't shoot some one that clumsy with a sniper. It just wouldn't be fair. Meowth aimed and Ruki slipped again. "Oh forget it." Yowled Meowth throwing the gun away and marching back inside. Ruki got up and skipped around happily before slipping on the cannon Meowth had dropped. It's not the best but it'll do. So go with something like that. Have fun.

Profile: Yes you can use this as part of your comedy if you want but you don't have to.
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Description:



Name: Ruki
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Description:

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Name: Silver
Age: 12
Gender: male
Description:

(only younger)
Other: Silver is a master showman who loves to entertain.

 

[EmeraldSky]

Name: Maya
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Description: Deep brown hair tied back in a ponytail, a rainbow tie-dye T-shirt, black jeans and black shoes
Personality: At first glance Maya is a friendly and laid back person...but don't let her demeanor fool you, she's a fierce competitor in the arena
Anything else: Maya is a very gifted singer and multi-instrumentalist; she's never without one of her instruments (usually an acoustic guitar)

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Can we use pictures of...umm...Gerbils with mini bazookas?

 

[Alana]

Alright thanks for joining. Remember anyone can join at any time. Lets go ahead and start. And you can use any picture as long as it's apropriat.

IC: Ruki plopped down on the sun warmed grass looking over the cliff. She sighed and laid back. Ninetales flopped down beside her. She yawned and swished her nine beautiful tails lazily. She eventually let them fall on Ruki's face.

"Nine, tales, ni, nine..." Ruki sat up gasping slightly.

"What are you trying to do suffocate me?"

Ninetales nodded. "Nine."

"Hmph why I even bother training you..." Ruki started muttering about all the times Ninetales had tried to suffocate or had been mean to her. Ninetales yawned and stood up. She walked over to the nearby lake and talked to some water Pokemon. They nodded and Ninetales walked back to Ruki who hadn't noticed she had left. Three POliwag suddenly appeared and used Water Gun. Ruki was knocked almost over the cliff but Ninetales grabbed her and said,

"Nin nine tale ales." (There see where's you be with out me.) Once Ninetales put her down Ruki pulle dout a notebook and added another taly next to the colom called attamted murder.

"When I get enough marks your going to the pound."

Ninetales looked at the notebook. "But you have three hundred marks already."

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Eevee opened the fridge and looked at Silver, who was playing video games. <Silver, we're out of peanut butter again.> Silver growled and threw the controller down. "That's the 42nd jar THIS WEEK! One more jar, and I'm selling you on Ebay." Silver turned around and Eevee was sneaking down the hall, eating a jar of peanut butter. Eevee froze and slowly turned around. Silver got up and headed towards the computer. <No! Not Ebay! This is...stash peanut butter! Anything but Ebay!> Silver looked at Eevee. "How about at the church garage sale? You can go into the box labeled 'Junk'." Eevee shook his head and dropped the jar. <We tried that. They put me in the trash instead.> Silver logged on to the internet and went to Ebay. "Create new auction...Where is it? There it is..."

 

[Hoshi]

Name: Hoshi
Age: 16
Gender: female
Description:

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Eevee went over to see what Silver was doing. He wasn't on Ebay, or anything CLOSE to Ebay! He was playing around on Paint. <You little liar...> Silver colored his creation and turned to Eevee. "This is you as I see you."

 

[EmeraldSky]

The morning sun streamed into the bedroom, illuminating the figure of a girl. Although she appeared to be sleeping peacefully, a Pikachu skittered across the floor, anxious to wake its master up.

"Pika pi!" it chirped, desprately shaking the blankets. The girl just yawned and rolled over. Frustrated by her master's refusal to wake up, the Pikachu hurried to the girl's desk, opened a drawer, rummaged through all the paper wads, rubber bands, guitar picks, breath mints (at which point it decided to help itself to one), and other odds and ends...until it found a harmonica buried in the clutter. Just as the Pikachu eased the tiny instrument into its paws it got an idea....and proceeded to blast a loud note, surprising the girl!

"Oh...good morning, Lita..." the girl smiled as she climbed out of bed, nearly slipping on a banana peel her younger brother had put on the floor the night before

 

[Hoshi]

Hazuki watched as Hoshi and Kotarou(ocs) were fighting, dust-cloud-anime-style. The dust cloud rolled over Satoshi and Hakura, bringing them in the rival fight. Hazuki shimmed(YES shimmed XD) up a tree and hugged a branch.
"Maybe they won't follow me..." as he said that, the dust cloud zoomed up the tree.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!" was Hazuki's cry.

 

[EmeraldSky]

Maya stepped outside to see what all the ruckus was...and noticed the dust cloud outside, with Takeshi refereeing the match!

 

[Hoshi]

too bad for takashi, the dust cloud mows him over and has him join in the "fight"
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEE!" was Takeshi's cry.
"HELP!!" was the cries of Hazuki, Satoshi, and Hakura. Hoshi and Kotarou were -still- going at it.

 

[EmeraldSky]

Oh, whistle while you work.... Takshi dazedly sang as he teetered about the field, tiny dust clouds spinning around his head...

"Takeshi-kun, are you okay?" Maya asked as she helped Takeshi to his feet.

 

[Alana]

Ruki put away her notebook and got up. "No point trying to sleep. Not with you around trying to kill me." She began to mutter as she walked towards a disturbance nearby.

"I bet it's a fight and they're fighting over who gets to help me." Said Ninetales grinning evily.

"Is this the one where I fall in a lake or get smothered by my pillow?"

"Neither. It's the one where I make you trip on a banana peel. You fall on an angry Pokemon and well you get it from there."

"Why in the world did I choose you as my first Pokemon?"

"Because I was cute and lovable as a Vulpix."

"Yeah now you're just an arogant selfish Ninetales."

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Silver turned the computer off and stepped outside, Eevee folowing him. <Silver? Help!> Silver turned around, and Eevee had his nose stuck in the peanut butter jar. "Again? Hold still..." Silver picked Eevee up and pulled the jar off of him. "Refresh my memory...Why do I still have you? You take up space, eat my food, and think PPV is free! Not to mention the disaster with Dad's electric shaver..." Eevee looked away. <It looked like a Beedrill...But you keep me because I'm useful!> Silver smirked. "How? You fall into the toilet? You get your tail caught in the freezer door? You--" <I get the idea.>

 

[EmeraldSky]

Maya, disgusted by the dust cloud, leapt into the melee in an attempt to seperate Satoshi and Haruka...but wound up with a variety of wounds, scratches being the most plentiful.

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Silver and Eevee walked down the path and noticed a fight going on. "Oook...THAT'S why there are cops out." Eevee laughed. <They've never caught me, though. I'm wanted in all 3 regions!> Silver rolled his eyes and watched the fight. "Should I break it up?" Eevee shook his head. <Don't unless you can resolve the cause.> Silver thought these words over, and turned to Eevee. "That's really wise coming from you." Eevee took a step back. <I know that because I once broke up a fight, without knowing they were filming a movie.>

 

[EmeraldSky]

Maya noticed a boy and an Eevee looking at the dust cloud rolling around. "Guys? Can you at least bandage up these scratches?

"I'll do it!" Takeshi grabbed a roll of gauze and proceeded to wrap it around Maya at breakneck speed, until Maya looked like an Egyptian mummy

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

"Hey, Eevee, there's a mummy behind you!" Eevee rolled his eyes. <I fell for it once, and I'm not about to again. Now, if you'll excuse me, I left my chewtoy at the house.> Eevee turned around and screamed. <WHAT THE [censored] IS A MUMMY DOING HERE?!> Silver laughed as he saw Eevee scampering down the street. "Aww...Come on! It's a person!" Eevee turned around. <It WAS a person!>

 

[EmeraldSky]

"PHHBBTT!" Maya spat out the gauze in her mouth and threw the gauze off of her. "Hey, I wasn't really a mummy...Takeshi-kun went a little overboard bandaging me up from the fight."