The Roast of shenanigans

[Lucid]

So, we're gonna just expand this to all members now, fuck it. A big thanks to Achromatic and mccrash for allowing us to verbally abuse them, and to everyone who voted in the last poll. It was close, but shenanigans won the last poll, so you guys know what to do.

If you don't know what a roast is, here you go:
"Roast (comedy) A roast is an event in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience. This type of event was created as a mock counter to a toast."

This isn't an excuse to troll. Post in toast format only. No "lol u suck" plz. Post your rants about said person, and yes, they've already consented to this, so use mercy sparingly. We only roast the ones we love <3

 

[Nihilego]

 

[Keiran]

humanofnewyork:*stops alex*


shenanigans: It was Coney Island, they called Coney Island the playground of the world. There was no place like it, in the whole world, like Coney Island when I was a youngster. No place in the world like it, and it was so fabulous. Now it's shrunk down to almost nothing...you see. And, uh, I still remember in my mind how things used to be, and...uh, you know, I feel very bad. But people from all over the world came here...from all over the world...it was the playground they called it the playground of the world...over here. Anyways, you see, I...uh...you know...I even got, when I was very small, I even got lost at Coney Island, but they found me...on the...on the beach. And we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight..,they don't do that anymore. Things changed...you see. They don't sleep anymore on the beach.

 

[Shining Raichu]

when he doesn't know you're humouring him

[9/01/2015 12:06:02 am] #georgebest: morals man
[9/01/2015 12:06:08 am] #georgebest: overrated t b q h
[9/01/2015 12:07:14 am] Andrew : that's what makes you cool
[9/01/2015 12:07:37 am] #georgebest: im so cool
[9/01/2015 12:07:39 am] #georgebest: fucking hell
[9/01/2015 12:07:41 am] #georgebest: cant touch me
[9/01/2015 12:07:45 am] #georgebest: im so much better than u
[9/01/2015 12:08:01 am] Andrew : than everyone
[9/01/2015 12:08:21 am] #georgebest: why can no-one keep up with me


when he was so fucking high he forgot what a nose was

[9/01/2015 12:12:19 am] #georgebest: whats a "nose"
[9/01/2015 12:12:51 am] Andrew : it's the way you know whether you're in a crackden
[9/01/2015 12:13:48 am] #georgebest: i dont have a nose any more i do too much coke because im cool
[9/01/2015 12:14:15 am] Andrew : so you just assume you're in a crack den unless proven otherwise

honestly we could roast him until dawn but he probably couldn't hear us over the ringing in his ears.

 

[Universe]

you will never learn Italian.

 

[Keiran]

you will never learn Italian.

 

[£]

he's the sort of person who yells "OI MATE PASS THE WEED" whilst someone else is on the phone except it's not a joke

what more could you want from a pokemon forum administrator <3

 

[Palamon]

Your rotating avatar made me really jealous. I wanted to disable it, but oh, my jealousy made me want to hit it. <3

 

[Charlie Brown]

i find it hard to look up to someone so short.

 

[Alfieri]

This roast has been disappointing, much like shenanigans.

 

[Klippy]

Two things define shenanigans on staff:

NO NEW COLORS and NO NEW MODS.

I am terrible at roasting.

 

[Winter]

who is shenanigans?