The Worst Composition Ever!

[jynx]

Very bad, but funny---extremely funny.

Now we know what "Chinglish" is!

PS: I did NOT write this thing! It was done by a naughty student in Hong Kong.

 

[jynx]

Explainations of Short Forms, Names and Characters:

Short Forms & Names
1. ing (line1, red)---Present Continuous Tense
2. SOGO (line1,2)---A department store in Hong Kong. (You can't buy seafood there though...)
3. sp (red)---Spelling
4. F (red) ---Failure, not passed.
5. "**** Bank Notes" (Page2, line9)---The currency of ghosts in most Chinese and Japanese ghost stories.
6. H.K. (Page2, last line)---Hong Kong.
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Characters of other languages.

1. バガ!! (line3)---[Japanese] You stupid thing!
2. そのまま死ね? (Line6)---[Japanese] Haven't you died yet?
3. 還未死嗎? (Line6)---[Cantonese] Haven't you died yet?
4. 魔法師 (Line10)---[Cantonese] Wizard
5. 符 (page2, line6)---[Applies to both Japanese and Cantonese] Prevent ghost stickers
6. Characters of page2, line6---[Cantonese?] I don't know what it means... :p

 

[DragonTrainer]

Um, yea, not only is this kind of spammy, but it is also inappropriate, so I'm going with my instincts and closing it

~DragonTrainer:dragonite