Oh, yeah, about that. My friend Satan* had to visit her grandma today, so she couldn't kill you all. It's a shame, really - I wanted to help. Maybe another day, hmm?
Yeah, it was fun running around yelling "New World Order!" and telling everyone to have a nice apocalypse, but I didn't really think anything was going to happen. In fact, I woke up this morning to find that I was still alive, the rapture hadn't happened, the sky wasn't red, and there weren't angels with trumpets flying around everywhere (:(). Besides, it was never 6606 everywhere on earth. In some parts of the world, 6606 was yesterday.
(I may have actually believed this at some point last year, so I'm not dissing the people who do/did. I just see this as a big joke from any point of view now.)
* = inside joke