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Which item from your house would you pick to fight a velociraptor?

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    Random. I know. Expect a lot more random polls like this in the near-future. ^_^
    As for me... I'd probably use my computer. I'd throw it at it, and it'd hopefully die, but if it didn't... I'd run XD
     
    Ok, What's an Velociraptor? A dinosaurus? If so, I think I would use my compuers cd-player to shoot spinning cd-s on it! XD Hopefully it would die directly, cause if not, it would be really angry...! Then it's better drop the computer and run away... XD
     
    I'd use my school bad that has lot of old books fron the pest. That should put in a coma. If not I'd talk to it. o.O; It'd probably be bored to death.
     
    id use my bomb jk butcher knife to cut the head then my mum to cook the meat heeheheheh
     
    I'd use my sword.. Yes I have a real sword in my house!! Very cool.. ^_^
     
    i would use my Samurai Sword (Katana(sp?)) against it and chop it to pieces and then put it in my wok and fry it and eat it
     
    Well, that would'nt make sense, because I am a Velociraptor :P
     
    None of those weapons would stand a chance against a Velociraptor... your guts would be spilled and it would be eating you while you were still alive, mind you, before you even got close to it... but, since this isn't real life, I'd use the biggest d*mn gun in my house so I would have a very slight chance.. Also, you'd want a weapon that you don't have to get up close and personal, cause Velociraptor's are very quick, agile, and they have very very very sharp claws on all four limbs... and the biggest is on its hands... or what would be hands...

    "Jurassic Park" is very accurate to the build of a Velociraptor... and everyone thats seen "Jurassic Park" knows better than to try to attack it... Cause it will have buddies... And the smartest thing you can do is run or just face death... a very painful death... *shudders...*
     
    I'd use my teddy bear!!! XD Maybe my teddy would come to life and seriously kick some dino butt! j/k =P

    I wouldn't try to destroy such a creature, I'd hide in my attic. =P

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    But if I had to choose an item, I'd probaly choose forks and knives. XD
     
    pokefan007 said:
    None of those weapons would stand a chance against a Velociraptor... your guts would be spilled and it would be eating you while you were still alive, mind you, before you even got close to it... but, since this isn't real life, I'd use the biggest d*mn gun in my house so I would have a very slight chance.. Also, you'd want a weapon that you don't have to get up close and personal, cause Velociraptor's are very quick, agile, and they have very very very sharp claws on all four limbs... and the biggest is on its hands... or what would be hands...

    "Jurassic Park" is very accurate to the build of a Velociraptor... and everyone thats seen "Jurassic Park" knows better than to try to attack it... Cause it will have buddies... And the smartest thing you can do is run or just face death... a very painful death... *shudders...*
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    I agree, also though, running wouldn't work since they're freakishly fast.
    I would however use myself. I'm a dangerous weapon.....five seconds of talking-or just ebing around me-and KAPLOOIE! Bye Bye birdie!
     
    I would use the Samurai sword I bought in Madrid...and yeah, the rest explains itself

    *sumomWEE!!*
     
    pokefan007 said:
    None of those weapons would stand a chance against a Velociraptor... your guts would be spilled and it would be eating you while you were still alive, mind you, before you even got close to it... but, since this isn't real life, I'd use the biggest d*mn gun in my house so I would have a very slight chance.. Also, you'd want a weapon that you don't have to get up close and personal, cause Velociraptor's are very quick, agile, and they have very very very sharp claws on all four limbs... and the biggest is on its hands... or what would be hands...

    "Jurassic Park" is very accurate to the build of a Velociraptor... and everyone thats seen "Jurassic Park" knows better than to try to attack it... Cause it will have buddies... And the smartest thing you can do is run or just face death... a very painful death... *shudders...*
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    Yea, but ya gotta fight with something XD

    Anyway, my second weapon of choice would be my little brother and my twin sister. I would end up throwing my siblings at it while I run XD
     
    Thats why I said I would get the h*ll out of there with the biggest d*mn gun in my house...
     
    then wouldnt that slow you down uberly, making you easier prey? XD
    anyways...considering thers 1, i'd probably try to lure it in a thin area like a hall so it wouldn't have as much space to move around...then i'd hit it with s dull spoon XD or get forks and knives XD or maybe go into the bathroom the most dangerous stuff is in my mom's make-up kit XD
     
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