Corrupt a Wish

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, you are now director of the Pokemon News Press in Solaceon town. The Job entails staying in this one spot forever as a Pokemon Platinum npc, and speaking only the scripted dialogue when spoken to.

I wish Bird Keeper Toby, a favorite poketuber of mine, would decide to keep developing his channel.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but a take down request gets issued against his content

I wish for more ride Pokemon in the next Pokemon game =D

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. You go at a brisk pace. Gen 4 surfing speed.

I wish for an official book explaining why types were picked for each pokemon

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the explanations are written in Unown based on another type of Alphabet.

I wish for a meaningful choice in a Pokemon game.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! You can choose between a Koffing or an Ekans starter!

I wish for a book about why Charizard is the best Pokémon! ^^

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the prototype got fed to a hungry Charizard for lunch. It also started acting really smugly afterward and has been burning people's houses down.

I wish for a regional form for Tropius.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted, but now it's just a giant banana with a face on one end, and it's Grass/Fairy Type!

I wish that you could always keep your Pokemon out of their Pokeballs in the next game.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they no longer listen to anything you tell them to do!

I wish for an evo for Appletun & Flapple.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, they evolve into crumbs due to hungry people trying to eat them. Their stats also drop upon evolution, and are lower than applin. You wouldn't expect crumbs to be very strong, would you?

I wish to know more about Legends ZA

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

You now know that Legends ZA is actually just a rip of Lumiose City from XY ported directly to the Switch. Not even better graphics.


I wish that Meloetta had more forms based on different dancing/singing styles!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you have to use Relic Song 18 times just to cycle through them all at random, while being a pure Normal type the entire time!

I wish for a baby Pokemon for Duraludon (which would effectively make it a pseudo lol)