The Imakuni? Fanclub!

For those of you who don't know Imakuni?, shame. Imakuni? was one of the biggest promotional scapegoats that Pokemon ever created. You can learn more about Imakuni? here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imakuni?

The man behind Imakuni? does a lot of the behind the scenes work in the Pokemon universe, so I say let us hae a FC involving the egnigmatic Pokemaniac, Imakuni?.



Owner: King Cosmic

Co-Owners:
Waveguidebuizel
DarkArcz
Kougawolf

Members:

Hope you join soon!

Hey, can I join? I like Imakuni?! He's really strange, but I like his songs with Suzuki-san, especially Torikaekko Puriizu.

Fanclubs here are usually for Pokemon creatures. Although Imakuni? is in relation to Pokemon, he himself, is a guy. So I'm going to move this to the Other Clubs section.

The first I heard of him was though that Pokemon Trading Card game for the Gameboy.

He's pretty eccentric, isn't he? Weird choice for a promotional scapegoat.

Anyway, I'd like to join as well.

I wanna join! Imakuni? is awesome.

I really like his cards: I have 2 of them (Imakuni?'s Doduo & Odore [Dance]! neo*Imakuni?) and one of his CDs (Pokemon IruKana Neo?).

I'd like to have more of his "crazy" cards.

Sweet! Members! Alright, you're all welcome to the club, and as the first wave of members, you're all Co-Owners!

Yay! So, then, what should we talk about?

We should talk about... his crazy cards and effects!

Cards that I know of: Imakuni? (HP?), Imakuni?'s Doduo, Dance neo*Imakuni? (HP2000)... He has some more cards like the Imakuni? Pass Card and "Cheating" Imakuni?, but I'm not sure what they do.


Trainer: Imakuni?- HP?
Effect: Your Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Comments: This effect may seem silly to some, but it could actually help you out. If your Pokemon is Paralyzed and not able to attack, you could play "Imakuni?" and it would no longer be unable to attack. Your 0% chance of attacking has been changed to 50% however, your Pokemon may hurt itself.

Colorless: Imakuni?'s Doduo- HP50
Pokemon Power: Run away- Doduo has ran away, so throw it away! Hold it between your middle and pointer fingers and flip it to get the furthest distance!
Attack: Melody (colx2)- Sing a song. When you're finished singing, this attack does 30 damage.
Weakness: Electric
Resistance: Fighting
Retreat Cost: 0
Comments: This card has no use whatsoever. It's just funny. I wouldn't advise playing it though... I wouldn't throw a super-rare card across the room.

Trainer: Dance neo*Imakuni- HP2000 (Not true)
Effect: Your Active Pokemon is now Asleep, Confused, or Paralyzed.
Comments: This card can be used like the "Imakuni?" card to enable you to attack.


I think the "Cheating" Imakuni? card is something like this:

Trainer: "Cheating" Imakuni?
Effect: When your opponent isn't looking, draw 2 cards.

^Not sure, though.