View Full Version : Meet Swampy the Swampert

October 15th, 2003, 7:20 AM
Swampy: Hi, my name is Swampy, and I'm your neighborhood idiot. I am a big fat Swampert who loves eating, farting, burping, and everything else nasty and grotesque.
Jamie: That's Swampy...
Swampy: AND I HATE JAMIE! *Eats her.*
Jamie (in Swampy's stomach): Why do I bother raising a Pokemon like him?

NOTE: I myself am Jamie.