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August 16th, 2004, 9:51 AM
I'll start and we just keep continuing of the post before you in the end I'll type all of it up. um... lets hve it untill the topic gets closed.
Example: post #1: I didn' tget my homework in because my dog...
post #2: Turned into a dragon and...
post #3: flew out of my house with it to...
You should get it by now. :D

I'll start: I didn't get my homework in because my dad accidentaly swallowed a whole meatball and...

August 16th, 2004, 10:04 AM
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September 1st, 2004, 5:00 AM
...since we were eating outside, a bunch of wasps flew in after the meatball...

September 1st, 2004, 2:53 PM
And knocked over the $1,000,000 vase, shattering it all over my paper work...


Composer of Requiems
September 2nd, 2004, 1:14 AM
Uh... I made a mistake, and when I used the ink eradicator I accidently erased all the questions as well....

September 2nd, 2004, 1:21 AM
...and then a light bulb fell from the ceiling and landed on the paper after that....

September 2nd, 2004, 11:46 AM
...and it burned my homework and then...

September 2nd, 2004, 10:07 PM
...i was forced 2 do it again but...

Dark Magician
September 2nd, 2004, 10:19 PM
1) Some kid stoled it from me
2) Aliens toked it
3) A tornado blew it

September 3rd, 2004, 5:08 PM
There's a whole list here BLAH (http://xvampirex.proboards32.com/index.cgi) and here CLICKY (http://syndromedesigns.proboards33.com/index.cgi)
You may be a guest, but you still can't link to other forums.

...All the way to Texas where Kayleigh and tmbjr fought over it and...

September 4th, 2004, 1:23 PM
Kayleigh lost, but the paper flew out of tmbjr's hands and into...

September 4th, 2004, 1:53 PM
A big fat Snorlax who thought it was a cake and ate it then...

Undertaker the Deadman
September 6th, 2004, 3:00 PM
It went down the toilet. *Bye homework*

September 6th, 2004, 4:27 PM
but then the rats saw what was left of the homework and they decided 2 keep it as 1 of their treasure but...

September 7th, 2004, 11:20 AM
Then They Saw, Got Distracted And Danced In The Tub..

September 7th, 2004, 5:09 PM
then triped and had to go to...

September 8th, 2004, 5:57 AM
...a different world altogether and the homework accidently went with them...

September 13th, 2004, 7:28 AM
My blind Granma ate it......

September 13th, 2004, 11:56 AM
1. It was slobbered on by a rogue dragonfly.
2. The big mutant cat from 'And Now For Something Completely Diferent' urinated on it.
3. I put in in acid.
4. My mother flushed it down the toilet.
5. My baby brother threw up on it.
6. While visiting the city sewers, I dropped it.

September 15th, 2004, 10:03 AM
3. I put in in acid.

and watched it burn, but then....

September 15th, 2004, 10:31 AM
Or put it in alkali! Or the dog put in in the toilet.

September 15th, 2004, 10:31 AM
and watched as the tiolet started to overflow...

September 15th, 2004, 1:49 PM
and the homework shot out, into...

September 15th, 2004, 1:51 PM
the window and then it...

wheee! this is insanely fun!^^

September 15th, 2004, 1:54 PM
was caght by a passing bird, who...

September 15th, 2004, 1:55 PM
droped it in a fire when...

September 15th, 2004, 2:08 PM
a gust blew it into a.................

September 15th, 2004, 2:09 PM
a giant hole. then....*25 char*

September 15th, 2004, 2:12 PM
A mole caught it and brought it to his king, who.....

September 15th, 2004, 2:16 PM
sent it to the surface, when

Missingno Baby
September 15th, 2004, 2:18 PM
My neighbor blasted holes into it with a shotgun and....

puni puni~

September 15th, 2004, 2:20 PM
the paper got up and walked away saying...

September 15th, 2004, 2:33 PM
"You will be terminated!" when...

September 15th, 2004, 2:38 PM
it pulled out a gun and...

September 15th, 2004, 2:42 PM
shot the giant radioactive bunnies. That's when...

September 15th, 2004, 7:19 PM
PIKA2 was talking to a perverted talking dragon, but then...

September 16th, 2004, 3:30 PM
...as the dragon jumped on her in an amorous fit, its spikt tail hit the paper and...

September 17th, 2004, 4:28 AM
...the paper flew down some stairs O.o

September 17th, 2004, 1:07 PM
A dog threw up in my cereal, so my cat...

September 18th, 2004, 5:32 AM
ran in cicles when the paper hit it and knocked over...

September 18th, 2004, 4:43 PM
my mom's pricless vase when...

Sumomo & Kotoko
September 18th, 2004, 4:44 PM
Hey 1313666,look at the PM I sent you

September 19th, 2004, 11:35 AM
I did. Post something on topic now.

September 19th, 2004, 12:51 PM
The can of citric acid dropped on the family green rat...

September 19th, 2004, 6:13 PM
Ran into PIKA2, revealing that shes a boy but...

September 20th, 2004, 1:28 AM
she covered it up in no time, and ran away with my homework, but my homework...