The Nuzlocke Challenge

So after my exprience with Hotheads bell I decided I wanted to beat something else up (I dunno I guess its male testosterones)

Found myself running in grass until I found may again..

She started yapping about how treeckos are the best things ever and she yelled to make it attack Hothead.. almost on instinct he blasted small embers from its mouth to nearly end treeckos life..

May then scoffed and said..

"Just because fire is stronger doesn't mean you have to be rude" she stormed off.

"well that was stupid" Hothead whispered under his breath still playing with his small bell.

As we continued walking Hothead asked me a question.

Well more like demanded an answer

"Hey! Why do you have me walking anyways?!"

"Because your my only pokemon! And we have to become closer so people think I'm a good trainer!" I yelled back

"Why is that?"

"Stop talking before I take away that bell of yours!"

As if on cue he stopped talking..

We entered a gym full of hotshots in hopes of getting our third pin..

Turns out that it was a washed up old man giving out free pins..

Disappointed I left.. the only close to boring thing that happened was Wally decided to attempt a surprise attack and ended up being hit with his kirlias.. whatever it was I was busy deciding whether I should pick paper or plastic for my 3rd pin..

After that I walked west according to my compass and found myself in a contest where Hothead just got mad and blew flames everywhere and got a contest badge..

"Wait! I thought Hoenn was out of badges!"

"Well yeah for gyms.. contests ran out of pins so we used badges"

"Why don't you guys just switch back?"

"Cause that would be stupid!"

"YOU'RE STUPID!!"

As I angrily walked away I sprinted to pick up a bike and then rode off to see a tower ski chair place resort ma-jiggy..

Yeah doing it in chapters.. I just left this alone for like 30 minutes..

Anyways I advanced only to Beat up that cool looking team with the really bad name..

I continued to find a hot spring and another gym..

The gym was closed so out of sheer irritation I went to the hotsprings to find the gym leader there..

"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE?! YOU'RE A GYM LEADER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BATHING!!!!

"Wah.......... WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE WOMENS HOT SPRING!!?? STOP LOOKING!! I'M NOT DECENT!!!"

"Oh, S---"

I was cut off when Hothead punched me in the gut to puch me out of the doorway to see the sign "WOMENs Hot Spring" and the sign across the hall that said "MENs Hot Spring"


My jaw dropped.. and then I felt guilty


~Later~

"Hey, you know your kinda cute." Flannery said catching me off gaurd..

"Wait.. so you're not mad I just say you.. well.. uhmm.."

"Awwwwww.. you're shy too.. and no I don't care.. think of it as a present"

"Nononononono! I just want a pin as usual.. okae?" I said in complete disbelief that a little kids game was going all wrong

"I think I can help you out with that!" she pulled a small soda cap out off her pocket and stabbed it with a hairpin..

"Call me sometime, okay?"

She gave me a cherry coke pin and I was off..

After my last incident I realized I've only had one real gym battle..

As I travelled to fortree the was an invisible presence blocking the way to the gym..

So of course me being me and Hothead being himself..

We yelled at it..

(purple is used for our combined.. yelling I guess)

"OH EM EFFIN' GEE!! MOVE!!!!" (Indistinct yelling) "BLAH!!!"

"Fine.. FINE!" yelled winona "Here's a pin! Now stop yelling at me! I have a headache!!

I stomped off still feeling weak since I didn't fight anything good yet before I realized it Hothead had already evolved(he evovled right after chapter 1 actually)

"Hay! Can't you fly??"

"No" he responded immidiately"Get a slave or something.. here I'll just scratch this swellow"

DECADE CAUGHT A SWELLOW!!

Hey Bravado!!!(nickname) can you fly?

"Yeah.. where to?"

"Ever Gran--"

"No!" It interrupted

"But what about--"

"No"

"Fly to Lilycove or else I'll kill you!

Surely enough we took off to lilycove city..

On arrival of Lilycove Hothead blazed The swellow with a Flamethrower..(found a double battle and actually did it)



I found another Gym but of course the gym leader wasn't there..

I went to the mall to find May there and of course being the brat she is.. here grovyle attacked a fire/flying type..

Hothead killed it amazingly..

"I thought you said he couldn't die!"

"I said Treecko couldn't die you Jackwagon!"

"Brofist" *pound*

"Could you get anymore stupid May?"

Before I knew it I had a tire track on my foot from a bike..

"I hid the pins since the gym leader here died.. I'm going to Mt. Pyre to bury him and his pokemon.. so don't look behind the gym for the pins!!"

"I guess so"

I looked behind the gym to find a single pin with a note..

{Yeah you probably killed Grovyle and I might get mad about that.. but ever since you waltzed into my room without telling anyone in advanced I thought you were cute.. I heard Flannery's story.. so we are going to be competing for you.. good luck}

I stood I disbelief.. on the back I took out a red pen and wrote..

Dear May&Flannery,

I hate you both..

Love,
Decade


I wondered if that contradiction would prove to be a bad choice of words but I didn't care..

I got on top of Hothead and told him to fly to mossdeep..

He ignored..

I threatened to take his bell..

We arrived in Mossdeep City..

Chapter1:

My name is Remmy... this is my story.

It all started when I reached my new home in Littleroot. Of course mom was eager to get me out of my house. I set my clock to a random time, and checked my PC for some emails. Unfortunately computer technology is a piece of crap here, since all I can do is look at items I magically convert into data. Seriously, what's wrong with the world? Suddenly, something catches my eye. There's a potion in my item box. WTF? I have never used this before though... SOMEBODY MUST'VE HACKED MY ACCOUNT. W/e, I'll probably never use this in the future. Once I was done, I came downstairs, only to find mom watching TV. Whatever. Have a nice life mom.

I knew I need a pokemon if I want to get anywhere, so of course my first choice is breaking and entering into my neighbor's house. Met some girl named May. Totally annoying. It was hate at first site really. Anyways, some guy was being owned by a zigzagoon, so I thought I'd loot his bag while he wasn't looking. Unfortunately, he saw me, and told me to take only one. Pfft, whatever. I decide to take Mudkip, cuz it looks like a total baws. Kicked zigzagoon's furry @$$. What a noob this fat guy is. Getting owned by woodland creatures. Anywho, we head back to his lab, and he thanks me. Good to see not everyone is a total douche in this place. The guy lets me keep mudkip. Damn-straight I says. I nickname my mudkip Commando, cuz he's just that awesome. Then the guy tells me he wants me to check-up on his daughter May. HELL NO! But he makes me go anyways. Congrats fat man. You're on my list now.

I head out to Oldale, making sure to not encounter any pokemon on the way, since I don't have pokeballs to catch them yet. To remedy this, I stop by a pokemart to pick up a pokeballs. Wait, what?! You don't have pokeballs! No wonder you guys all live in the woods. You're all a bunch of backwoods hillbillies who don't understand economics! That's why you use pokemon as slave labor for moving boxes and digging tunnels! Man! You can all just die now. You're absolutely useless to me.

I meet a Poocheyana on route 103, and kill it. It is of no use to me without pokeballs. I then proceed to grind until level 9. I heal, then battle the crap out of May. She goes down quickly. Hell yes. She tries to make up for it by racing me home, but really, I just don't want to. So I don't. We get back, and I get a pokedex and some pokeballs. BOUT FRIGGIN TIME. Now then, I'm off to start a manly adventure of epicness. Have fun being losers. Buh-bye.

On arrival of Mossdeep I found my fan club waiting on the isle

I couldn't help but realize that they were both about to annoy me..

"HAI DECADE!!!"

"What's up?"

The two said trying to upstage the other..

Me and Hothead looked at each other with the exact same thought as each other..


"Flamethrower"

The second the girls heard me and Hothead say that their eyes got huge and fearful. Hothead had opened its mouth to shoot its most powerful move before they both started crying.

Hothead was on the ready..

"Aww.. c'mon don't do that!"

Hothead sucked in for build up..

May and Flannery were still crying as theyhug each other and braced themselves..

Hothead was about to blast..

"Hothead stop!"

Hothead cough and wheezed as his flames turned to smoke and nearly choked him to death.

May and Flannery's crying died down to sniffling

"I'm sorry guys.. I.... I guess I was just frustrated for not getting any real gym battles. I'm sorry I threated to kill you guys. And I'm sorry I scared the living death out of you."

They both hugged me shivering with the remaining fear. I hugged them back to confort them but I knew my being nice was going to come back to haunt me. But for now, they were just two scared little girls about my age who just met a guy with incredibly awesome white hair.

"Decade.. I don't think the gym leaders are here either.. actually I think one of them died so the other is at Mt. Pyre digging her grave." Flannery said her voice still shaky

"Yeah, I saw her when I was visiting the other grave for lilycoves gym leader"

It was starting to seem like there was a rampaging pokemon trainer and his pokemon killing the gym leaderswhich made me think of my dad..

"Hey.. you guys.. I have to get to Petalburg right quick to check on my dad.."

*FWAAP*

I woke up at Petalburg gym to find it crushed with a Giant steel block with the name in big letters that said 'STEVEN'..

There were people crowded around the gym mourning a small puddle of blood leaking from the block.

I then saw my mother screaming her agonizing heart out to see that it was her husbands blood

"Mom, what happened!?"

"Decade? Your father has died.."

"Wait.. That's his blood!!"

There was small indistinctive chatter between a couple people when I said that.

"He wanted you to have this.. its his gyms pin"

"Don't worry mommy.. I'll figure out who did this and I'll kill him for revenge!"

"Hey Decade.. I think that Stev--"

"And when I do find out he will die!!"

"Decade.. I think Hothead is trying to tell you Steve--"

"DON'T INTERRUPT ME!! I will get Hothead to rip his guts out!! Okae I'm done"

"Yeah so Ste--"

"HIS GUUUUUUUTSSSSSS!!!"

(Using this collor to represent a large group of people)

"SHUT-UP!!"

(In a whisper)"Butt-faces"

Now that I had two girls following I felt I had it made.. now only if they would stop bickering at each other and enjoy the ride.

"Well he saw me first!"

"First the worst, second the best

"oh well at least he's pinned me down and stared intently at into my eyes"

"Hey! I wasn't even staring into your--"

"Well he gave me a bath!"

"More like walked in on--"

"You dirty tramp!"

"If I was dirty, he made me clean!"

(combo of pink and blue)"Decade! Tell her you love me more!"

They then glared at each other then fell silent since they just said something at the same time..

"Finally you guys shut up! I don't even think Professor Oak talks as much as you guys! Look.. we're going to be back in Mossdeep in 2 minutes.. if one of you don't annoy me for the rest of the ride I'll give a kiss to the one who was least annoying.."

As their eyes got wide with anticipation to land they sat absolutely still and didn't annoy me to the least bit.. much to my simoltaneous amusment and despair.. cause frankly that ment I had to choose between them.. and that meant one of them crying again.. I don't want to go through that again..

We arrived in Mossdeep and they had sighed in relief as their feet touched the beach..

"So who won?" they asked with Joyuos hope that it'd be them who won..

"You both did.. so I'll give you both kisses. And just be glad you get one and not mad that you didn't beat the other. Close your eyes both of you"

As they closed their eyes and puckered up for both of their kisses I reached in my pocket for the most incredible save ever! As I pulled out my hand I set the small chocolate triangles on the sandy beach and went over to Hothead..

"Hothead.. let's get to Mt. Pyre"

"Got it"

As soon as Hothead attempted to take off Flannery opened her eyes from feeling a small gust of wind and ren for Hotheads back and jumped on.. May was a step behind from hearing The crunch of sand and jumped to only grab Hotheads tail.. my plan had miserably failed.

"Choclate kisses?!?" they asked me in near tears..

"Oh, no! Not this again!!!..."

When we arrived at Mt. Pyre we picked up a small sense of trouble..

We landed on top to find the coolest looking guy in liquid hot magmas uniform.. he had a small blue orb in his hand and then his just disappeared into the fog.. Then we saw one of the twins from Mossdeep's gym standing over a grave..

"Hothead Flamethrower!"

She put her hand up and a force field of psychic power deflected it..

"I have no pokemon. They died too. Take my pin and leave. I already teleported one onto Your Charizards chest"

Surely enough it was there and we took off again.. this time we ended up crashing on our way to ever grande to see if they had a gym there.. instead we crashed underwater and into a cave to find a giant red thing walking towards us.. then a meniacle laugh pierced the are. It was none other than cool magma guy. Then the big red thing disappeared.. and we appeared at Sootopolis..

"Look a gym!"

Door sign says: GYM CLOSED

My eyes went faint and I curled into a ball. May and Flannery picked me up and carried me to a cave for god knows why.. Steven the funny looking dude, and a guy with an awesome baret told me I had to go inside and kill something called a Groudon..

I wasn't listening to this conversation but it was later told to me later..

As I walked into the Cave of "Origins" The girls were talking to steven..

"Didn't you kill Norman?"

"Yes"

"We tried to tell him"

"Well he told me too.. I mean Norman was already dying of a brain tumor caused by stress from taking care of a young teenage boy"

"True"

As I ventured to the back of the cave I found the big red thing..

"Hothead Flamethrower!!"

Groudon fainted O__o

"Uhhmmmm.."

I blacked out

I woke up inside Mays room..

I sat up to see the girls dressing..

I put my head down to close my eyes and wake up in another dream..

But my head hit the wood of mays bed and they turned to see if I was awake.. the said few words..

"Go over there and see if he's awake"

"But if he sees me like this"

"He already saw me so its your turn if he wakes up"

May crept slowly over to the bed I was in and checked to see if my eyes were open. She leaned over and kissed me lightly and made it seem as if she fell.. but I had a counter to that act and I sat up quickly eyes still closed and yelled..

"Not the kiss of death!"

Silence explained the shock excluding the thud from May falling back..

"She kissed you?"

I opened my eyes only to recover my eyes and run out the room.. running into the door beforehand..

I found Hothead on the couch and told him we were going to leave..

"Decade you forgot Your sootopolis pin.."

That is infact eight am I right? So I'm going to the pokemon league? Oh yes I'm so ready!

"You know we just gave you a shortcut to being a champ.. and yet we still didn't get any real kissing action from you"

"May did"

May blushed a little..

"But it wasn't real!" she claimed

"Fine!"

"we're keeping our eyes open this time"

I approached May first and I kissed her gently then pulled away strongly when she attempted to put her arms around me..

I then approached Flannery when abruptly she advanced to me and aggressivly kissed me until May pryed her off..

"you guys are weird.. I'm leaving and you can't come along.. you'll die."

So I went off to ever grande again and travelled to the pokemon league..

It seemed a lot different than the one I saw back in Kanto.. and Jhoto.. towards the end of the crappy small maze Wally popped up and attacked me with a gardevoir but then Wally died in a craossfire with Hotheads flamethrower..

Then me and Hothead entered Indigo Pleatu..

Hothead and I stocked up on etheres long ago and were ready to take on The elite four with flamethrowers only..

But first I had to take a series of test that tested my sobriety..

I had to follow a light..

I had to hop on one leg..

I had to walk in a perfect straight line..

And I had to touch my nose to my finger, I mean finger to my nose..

I failed miserably and the kicked me out and told me not to enter the building drunk.. sadly I had never drunken anything with alcohol in it..

So I'm going to end this chapter with the very bad title right here..

I re-entered the building the next day and passed the sobriety test at border-line and went to challenge the elite four when they had told me that three had died for the pathway of the recent champ who had kill many gym leaders including my dad..

The First Elite.. The Only Elite

I was going to put bold for each elite but since there is only one..

I don't remember what his name was.. all I knew was that he was a dragon user..

I said one thing the entire match..

"HOTHEAD USE FLAMETHROWER!!!" andin about 6 flamethrowers I anded up killing the already near dead last elite.. that left the champ

The Champ

As soon as I walked in I saw steven looked around for the champion..

"Hey Steven.. you seen the champ??"

"I am the champ you imbecile!"

"I'm not an In a ceiling?"

"I killed your father!!"

"You're in the ceiling!! Hothead Flamethrower!!.. never kill my dad o me kills you.."

Hothead Blew up stevenes steel and killed steven when May and Flannery flew in on a swellow and tackled me in happiness for killing the pokemon murderer..

But I passed out..

I later woke up on a couch watching the news about a mysterious blue pokemon when I realized Nuzlock in Hoenn was finished!!

Named myself Defcon1
Started off choosing a Chamander, nicknaming him Slandar (for some
reason). He wrecked Gary's Squirtle by growling at it then closing in
for the kill with lethal claws. Going up route 1, I encountered a
Pidgey, Which I then owned. I retreived a parcel for the professor, then
pomptly delivered it and recieved a Pokedex fo my troubles. Hoping for
a Mankey, I travelled west of Viridian city. Whaddya know? A Spearow!
Dang. Caught it anyway, named him Thyer. Grinded my pokemon then
attacked Gary. Won easily. Went up to route 2 and caught a Pidgey
and then forgot to name him.

Travelled into the forest and got attacked by a wild Pikachu (yes!).
Caught it, but forgot to name him, oh well. Anyway, grinded Slandar
'till he was evolved, then challenged the gym. The trainer was easy
points, but Brock was difficult. His Onix led with a rock tomb, halving
Slandar's health, while my own attack did less than one thid of his
health. Fortunatly, he decided to tackle Slandar, while Slandar clawed
him to death with his metal claw.

Continued on to route 3 when something very bad happened. Pikachu was
at full health when he got OHKO'ed by a trainer's Rattata. That was a
pretty big loss, but I pressed on. Hoping for a Jigglypuff, I actually
found a Nidoran (Female), but Thyer used his fury attack of death to
kill her. I instead made my route 3 pokemon a magikarp from the
pokecenter (Fishy). Inside Mt. Moon I found a Zubat, which got killed,
so my Mt. Moon pokemon is the Dome Fossil that I will eventually
revive.

Outside, I taught Slandar mega punch for bringing the pain to Misty,
and to a lesser extent, Gary. Gary went down with only minimal effot
needed, as did the nugget bridge tools. Caught an Oddish, which I named
Pluka.

My team stands as:
Slandar
Charmeleon
level 23

Thyer
Spearow
level 18

Fishy
Magikarp
level 5

Pluka
Oddish
level 12

Gyarados (Bubbles) Lvl 47
Golduck(Headache) Lvl 45
Weezing (Gasman) Lvl 40
Tangela (Mophead) Lvl 28
Aerodactyl (Dinobird) Lvl 28

Mankey (Rocky) Lvl 6-9 R.I.P
Zubat (Batman) Lvl 8 R.I.P
Beedrill (Sting) Lvl 3-14 R.I.P
Pidgeotto (Wings) Lvl 2-20 R.I.P
Oddish (Leaf) Lvl 13 R.I.P
Butterfree (Flutterby) Lvl 7-20 R.I.P
Meowth (Whiskers) Lvl 10-14 R.I.P
Ekans (Venom) Lvl 12-15 R.I.P

Spearow (Fearless) Lvl 15-16 R.I.P
Machop (Muscles) Lvl 17 R.I.P
Voltorb (pokeball) Lvl 15-20 R.I.P
Gastly (Casper) Lvl 16-18 R.I.P
Flareon (Flashfire) Lvl 25-35 R.I.P
Hitmonlee (Sweet Feet) Lvl 25-29 R.I.P
Venusaur (Marvin) Lvl 5-41 R.I.P
Oddish (Leaf II) Lvl 23-24 R.I.P
Nidoking (Romulus) Lvl 30-40 R.I.P
Seadra(Waterhorse) Lvl 22-35 R.I.P


Gone, but not forgotten.

So much bloodshed. Will the madness never end?

So, after a fairly epic bout of grinding my team members to Lv.60, I challenged the Elite Four.

Aaron was easy enough. I led with Apollo the Bronzong, who killed Dustox with Psychic. I then switched in Clipper, my Empoleon, who beat Heracross with Drill Peck (although when he switched in, Heracross used Close Combat and took Clipper down to just 13HP). Clipper swept through the rest of the team too, using Drill Peck to take out Vespiquen, Ice Beam for Beautifly and Surf for Drapion.

Bertha was an absolute piece of cake. Her lead Quagsire's only offensive move is Earthquake, which doesn't affect Pluto, my Gyarados. So Pluto set up with 3 Dragon Dances and Waterfall OHKOd his way through her entire team (in fact I got a 4th Dragon Dance in to counter Sudowoodo's Sucker Punch).

Flint was trickier. I was hoping I'd still have Rubble, my Golem, at this point, but he was dead so I had to make do. Apollo destroyed Rapidash in impressive style; he Safeguarded to avoid being Paralyzed by Bounce, then Confuse Rayed the horse. Faint Attack and Psychic finished it off.

Then Flint switched in his Infernape, one of the few Pokemon in the whole Elite Four for which I didn't have an effective counter (damn you, ThunderPunch). I switched Apollo out for Pluto, expecting that Infernape would use Earthquake against Apollo. It did, and it missed Pluto, who Intimidated the monkey's Attack down. I then switched Apollo back in to take the inevitable ThunderPunch hit, and repeated the process a few times until Infernape's Attack was down four stages, then I switched in Venus, who Drain Punched for the win. Blade, my Weavile, nearly took down Drifblim but Flint switched the balloon for his Steelix when Drifblim was almost down. I switched in Clipper who finished Steelix off quickly with Surf. Venus then took care of Lopunny with Brick Break, and Apollo took Drifblim's few remaining HP, even after Drifblim's Ominous Wind predictably raised all his stats on the first try.

Lucian wasn't so bad. Mr Mime went down quickly to Blade's Night Slash. I then took a major risk and switched in Kazza, my Alakazam, against Lucian's Medicham, because I wanted to set up Reflect and Light Screen. Kazza survived the risky switch, and eventually took down Medicham with Shadow Ball. Blade then took care of Girafarig with Night Slash after another heroically risky move by my fragile Kazza; he risked staying in just one more turn to set up another Reflect. It paid off and Blade switched back in to finish the giraffe. Pluto then switched in against Bronzong, who could only watch in awe as Pluto set up Dragon Dance and Waterfalled his way through the rest of Lucian's team; Bronzong and Alakazam stood no chance against my mighty Pluto.

Cynthia was the final hurdle. I led with Apollo against Spiritomb, who was doing well after confusing the ghost, until Cynthia switched it for her Lucario. I thought a while about Lucario's offenses and defenses before opting to switch in Pluto again. He took a few hits while setting up, but eventually he was brimming with Dragon Dance power. Lucario stood no chance against Earthquake, and Gastrodon stood no chance against Waterfall. Then came Garchomp. I went for it, despite Pluto not having quite full health; 5-times Dragon Danced Waterfall. It hit, and Garchomp's health was falling... falling... and it stopped. On the tiniest sliver of red health. It was still alive. It used Giga Impact. I watched as Pluto's health drained, and drained, and drained... and stopped! Pluto had survived with just 14HP. After that seriously close call, he went on to destroy Garchomp before I healed him with a much-needed Full Restore. Then Pluto, still with the benefit of 5 Dragon Dances, walked through the rest of Cynthia's team; Earthquake took care of Milotic, Waterfall destroyed Spiritomb and Earthquake again mangled Roserade.

I did it! My second Nuzlocke challenge, complete. And this time I didn't even lose any bros in the E4!

The team:



In PC:



In memoriam:

Started off with a better name this time: Locke. Listened to a lengthy intro from Prof. Birch. It reminds me of why I love the FF on emulators. Any way, Torchic is my starter, named him Torch. Grinded him up to level 8 before fighting May. I won with only 3 scratch attacks. Fortunatly, I hadn't seen a pokemon on route 101 so I did a little searching and I found a Zigzagoon(forgot to name him). Traveled to route 102 and caught a Seedot. Named her Querer(Spanish for want). Helped some helpess green-haired fool catch a Ralts. Lucky SOB. Took on the trainer at the beach, and showed the rich boy who's boss. He payed out A LOT of money!

Entered the forest woods and beat the trainer who thinks quantity over quality. Idiot. Caught a fiesty Wurmple, named Bugsy. Nearly lost Ziggy to poison, but, thanks to some potions, he survived. Helped saved the Shroom seeker from the grunt. Walked right though Rustboro and caught a Whismur in the grass, named Screamo. I'm mad now cuz i was gunna catch one in the cave and now I can't catch any good pokemon XD.

Torch evolved, and so did Bugsy. I took on Roxanne and her cronies and got an easy win. Saved Peeko from the grunt, Saved, quitted.

My team is basically

Torch
Combusken
level 19