Shanghai Alice
Exiled to Siberia
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- Section Eight
- Seen May 19, 2012
I lied, it's actually just a story about me.
First, I would like to note that I am wearing aviators and fingerless gloves as I type this, because both are, indeed, quite awesome.
Secondly, I would like to note that, contrary to several nonexistent rumors, I did not die during a secret mission in Bolivia, nor did I get mauled repeatedly by several radiation-loving bears. No, I was not kidnapped by Texan magicians, nor was I detained by the FBI.
No, my story is nothing so exciting and mystical as that...
I was simply instigating the Lunarian Revolt, and overtaking the Moon Capital once and for all, claiming the Moon in the Name of the Mo- Wait, no...
In the Name of the Earth. And profit. Much profit. I sold the moon to Russia for roughly twenty times what Bill Gates can imagine.
Because it's the moon.
Unfortunately, they paid me in rubles, pesos, and Confederate money, so I made about $12.50 off of the whole thing.
Still worth it, because I also stashed a bunch of Lunarian treasures in an underground bunker that I rented from the government, and I also stole the Lunarian capital, so I can sell it to a museum later on.
In short, it's been a totally uneventful two months.
So, yes. Hello, PokeCommunity. I have missed you dearly.
First, I would like to note that I am wearing aviators and fingerless gloves as I type this, because both are, indeed, quite awesome.
Secondly, I would like to note that, contrary to several nonexistent rumors, I did not die during a secret mission in Bolivia, nor did I get mauled repeatedly by several radiation-loving bears. No, I was not kidnapped by Texan magicians, nor was I detained by the FBI.
No, my story is nothing so exciting and mystical as that...
I was simply instigating the Lunarian Revolt, and overtaking the Moon Capital once and for all, claiming the Moon in the Name of the Mo- Wait, no...
In the Name of the Earth. And profit. Much profit. I sold the moon to Russia for roughly twenty times what Bill Gates can imagine.
Because it's the moon.
Unfortunately, they paid me in rubles, pesos, and Confederate money, so I made about $12.50 off of the whole thing.
Still worth it, because I also stashed a bunch of Lunarian treasures in an underground bunker that I rented from the government, and I also stole the Lunarian capital, so I can sell it to a museum later on.
In short, it's been a totally uneventful two months.
So, yes. Hello, PokeCommunity. I have missed you dearly.
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