Sticky situations?

Have you ever been in a sticky situation with a person? Did he tease you about likeing pokemon, or did he just be a jerk? Post about it here and let off some steam!

Back in my old camp, there were alot of jerks of which I will tell about later. But the one that stood out the most is Kevin.
Why is Keven so evil?

Ex #1
1st day of day camp

Counciler: Okay, lets introduce ourselfs. How 'bout you *Points to me*
Me: Hi, I'm ___ (Name) I'm 11, and I like pokemon.
Keven: What? Pokemon is *$%&!
Me *sigh* Some people just don't get it.
Keven: YEAH! It's so stupid and pointless, you don't get what to do.
Me: >_> You walk around, and capture wild animals for pets using balls.
Keven: HAHA! YOU CATCH THEM WITH BALLS! Whatever, if you like *$%&mon, you must be *$%&.

Ex. #2
Lunch/Recess period.

Me: *eating lunch, and talking to friends*
Keven: *grabs Doc Oc figure, which, for the record, wasn't his* *In stupid voice* Hi! I'm ___!
(my name) I'm *$%&, I like *$%&mon, and I like to suck (removed due to extreeme inapropreateness) because I like *$%&mon!
(Were the *$%& is indicates the G word stated in the rules that we can't use)

Now... that's just idiotic. I really hate it when people act like that.

Here's one of mine:

Me: *is drawing a picture in class*
Idiot: *turns around* Stop drawing!
Me: Make me.
Idiot: *scribbles all over my paper* HA!
Me: *erases all pencil marks* That was weak. *keeps drawing*
Idiot: Do your work.
Me: I'll do it for homework. These worksheets take me like 3 minutes each.
Idiot: They're being taken up by the end of the period.
Me: So...? We'll have time to do them later.
Idiot: You're gonna fail.
Me: Whatever.
(Note: I know for a fact that this person has failed a grade before.)
Idiot: *points to circle I've drawn as a guideline for a head on my paper* You can't draw worth sh-t!
Me: Whatever.
Idiot: You're ugly.
Me: I know.
Idiot: You're nasty.
Me: I know.
Idiot: You're (g-word)
Me: Do you even know what that means?
Idiot: Uh, yeah, It means you!
(I was literally left speechless at his stupidity at this point.)
Me: I just... no. I'm not even gonna answer that. There are no words to describe how much of an idiot you are, honestly. People like you need to either get lives or die.
Idiot: Well, at least I'm not ugly!
Me: You know, you're really not that attractive either.
(Idiot makes several kindergarten-esque 'ugly' comments while I ignore him and keep drawing.)
Idiot: F*ck you!
Me: No thanks.
Idiot: You're just a (g-word) person who spends all their time drawing!
Me: At least I have a hobby so I don't have to go out of my way to try to get attention from people who are obviously smarter than me.
Idiot: You're a b*tch.
Me: Look who's talking.

Now whenever this guy sees me he keeps going on about how ugly I am. I just ignore him. It doesn't really bother me that much anyway. He's just a little attention wh*re with no life of his own. And by the way, I finished the worksheets in 10 minutes the next day and he didn't even turn his in.

I remember back in the 8th grade (where I was teased for liking Pokemon). There was this kid (name censored), let's call him n00b
Me: I'm a really good English student.
n00b: Really? What makes you think so?
Me: Because I wrote a story and gave it to my English teacher.
n00b: What was it about?
Me: Pokemon, of course
n00b: He'll fall asleep reading it then
Me: Why?
n00b: Because Pokemon is ***
Me: Why do you say that?
n00b: Because I saw Ash and Brock having *** on the internet. It was official art too.
Me: You go on the net looking at porno? Especially Pokemon porno! I thought you didn't like Pokemon.
n00b: Yeah, Pokemon's ***
Me: Do you know what *** means?
n00b: Why? Do you?
Me: Yes, it means homosexual.
n00b: Ash and Brock are homosexual then
Me: What's wrong with being homosexual?
n00b: because it's ***
Me: That doesn't make any sense. But that art wasn't official.
n00b: yes it was
Me: none of the animators would do such a thing. Only-
n00b: LALALA! I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!
Me: ONLY HENTAI ARTISTS-!
n00b: Is that the wind, because I cant hear a thing.

Sometimes I'm glad I'm out of Middle School

Ah, when I used to like Pokemon, I got teased a bit. Like, two years ago maybe three this dude comes up to me, we will call him...Bob, XD.

Me:*minding own business at park, playing GBA*
Bob(from escuela XD):What are you doing?
Me:Minding my own business
Bob:What game are you plaing?
Me: Pokemon Blue, why?
Bob: Pokemon is stupid
Me:You would know
Bob:Are you calling me stupid?
Me:You said it...
Bob:I didn't say that I'm stupid!
Me:You just did.
Bob: Grr, I did not you pokemon freak!
Me:Then why are you making a big fuss out of it?
Bob:...
Me: And what's wrong with pokemon?
Bob: It's for g**s.
Me:You would know eh?
Bob: Shut up! You're retarded!
Me:Again, you would know
Bob: I'm telling everyone you play pokemon!
Me: Go ahead.
Bob: You suck!
Me: Yes I do thank you.
Bob: That was an insult.
Me: It seemed awful nice to me
Bob: You're g** man
Me: Just go away, please, or I'll tell you-know-who about you-know-what.
Bob: Don't tell Amanda I like her!
Me: Ha, I didn't even know, now I do. So I think I just might tell her.
Bob: OK OK! I won't tell! *walks off*

Bob was fun, too bad he moved. XDDD!

Guy: Ha, you like Pokemon, you suck!

I then sent out my Zapdos and thaught him a lesson.

Actually, I can't recall me in being in a sticky situation. I'm very closeted about my hobby of Pokemoning, call me a wimp, or whatever you may wish, I don't want to be known as the kid that still likes Pokemon.

It doesn't have to be about pokemon does it?

Well, often these kids will interrupt me in the middle of one of my comebacks.

Matt: ****!
Me: shutup.
Matt: Nah. You spend all your ****ing time looking at cartoon porn!
Me: Well, I must note that if that's true then yo---
Matt:**** up ****!
Me: If that's tru--
Matt: Do your work, hentai addict!
Me: If that'--
Matt: Shutup!
Me: If that's tru--
Matt: shutup!
Me: Stop interrupting me!!
Matt: ...
Me: ...
Matt:...You spend all your ****ing time looking at cartoon porn! Hentai addict!

This afternoon we had a party in my French class because it was our last class before break. Our teacher gave us donuts. I had like, two because my friend didn't want his because there was too much glaze. All of the donuts were really glazed. It was practically dripping off them. I tried using napkins but they don't really do a great job with sticky things; so all in all, it was a rather sticky situation.

Well, I was in the bathroom with a picture of a - wait, that's not what you're talking about.

Ok so this one time, this really fat kid was reading a pokemon manga during wrestling practice, and I told him

"You can read that crap when we're done with practice."

So he used all of his energy to move his jiggly mass in my direction and said

"It"S NOT $t00pId !! PoKE/\/\on is way KeWl!! YoU'rE juSt DUMB! YOU d0n'T kn0\/\/ @nytHING abouT kewl JapANESE CUlTuRE!!"

I could see my old self in him. My response.

"Ok? You joined wrestling so you could stop being such a fat wuss didn't you? Or cause your parents made you join it cause they know you're a fat wuss but they obviously wouldn't say that to your face because that would kill your self-esteem. How bout you do yourself and your parents some good and put down that stupid manga and start running with the rest of the team."

In this scenario, I guess I was the bully. Oh well...

I just realize this about people...

When people get made of for liking pokemon, it's not because they like pokemon. It's because they themselves are nerds/annoying/socially stupid. When people make fun of you for liking pokemon, that's just something to make fun of. They don't dislike the fact that you like pokemon, they just dislike you!!

Cause if a very popular person suddenly said, hey I like pokemon, no one would care. In fact they would laugh with him and everyone would like each other. It's fact. So next time your made fun of for liking pokemon, check yo self.

Well, I'v never really been teased by people because I like Pokemon.
Mainly because I'm quite secretive about it. There were only 2 other people in my whole school that liked Pokemon and I would just talk to them about it. Other then that I kept it secret.

Why would it only be a he?

I've had two people tease me about liking Pokemon, but I would just ignore them.