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Iveechan
May 27th, 2004, 08:34 PM
The sexy sexy contest! I think it's obvious who I vote for... oops, shoulda had "other" as an option. Well... hrm.

EDIT: ha, someone chose the "sicko" response. You know you lust for Pokemon... admit it... o.o

22sa
May 27th, 2004, 09:14 PM
I was going to vote... until you said "lust Pokemon." That's a bit too much for me... o_o'

Seoul
May 27th, 2004, 09:23 PM
haha! ^_____^
I choose you.. Iveechan! mreeoow!
hehe..
so ofcourse the chans at the very top of the list.(:
And neat.. Kabutops! It -is- sexy.. in a cute way.
Atleast four up there are sexxy.
I would chose 'ALL' but again, only some are sexxy.
But if I were to choose 'all' anyways then a perfect orgy would be bound to accumulate! With that many -sexxy- beings.. ofcourse! Its destined to happen.
Sweet! Not only does your team fight for you, they use their deadly claws and teeth on your pink human flesh, sawing and flaying, your blood oozing..
summary = you can carry an instant orgy in the size of your man-hand. (:
Oh. Interesting dreams are in store for me!
Ivee, I assume youll atleast be there to spectate the loss of my blood?
*gets out bondage gear and chains*

Duke R
May 27th, 2004, 09:25 PM
Hey, Kirlia is the Sexiest!!!! (http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/pictures/sapphire/sappnb392.gif) So, I vote for Gardevoir... >_@

Seoul
May 27th, 2004, 09:26 PM
woah. that thing has great buns! O_O
i -should- vote 'all'.. hmmrr.. *ponders for some reason*

[I assume thoes are buns]

:: Aw man, you people are no fun. Heh. only 1 reasonable vote. q:

raveberuk
May 28th, 2004, 01:15 AM
The sexiest? :tired:

This is a bit disturbing but I think Ditto is........ :cool:

It can transform into a woman :shocked:

*blush* *apologise for going too far*

Rave :bandit:

Porygon
May 28th, 2004, 09:44 AM
Ummm I like the characters in that way, not the Pokmon.

+el_pal
May 28th, 2004, 09:54 AM
Lots of people are voting that you're sicko adn that Pokemon aren't sexy. They do that because it's TRUE! They just can't be sexy. The people are. So I agree with Porygon.

asher_son_of_ash
May 28th, 2004, 10:07 AM
I'm with +le pal and Porygon. No Pokemon are sexy. Just the characters. LIKE FLANNERY. -drools-

Porygon
May 28th, 2004, 10:48 AM
*drools over Jasmine*
*keyboard sparks*
Uhoh

Anyway. Ummm





+el_pal
May 28th, 2004, 10:49 AM
It's great to be female! You don't have to drool over the keyboard and make it go *BOOM*

Seoul
May 28th, 2004, 11:08 AM
Eew! Human pron!
And I repeat - You people are no fun. q:
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And raveberuk,
did you happen to read my longer post up there? You need to be much more extreme to go too far around me.
Now, I could make ditto an uber obscene creature.. hehehe... Its meallable.. (:<
hehe..
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And +el_pal,
You dont think the guys in pokemon are to drool for?
And what if someones bi? o.O


*Repeats*
You people -Are No floggin FUN! geeze..

Hmr.. I should start a follow up thread to this one.. about kinky fetishes!

AngelWolfie
May 28th, 2004, 11:11 AM
Ash is hotter than any pokemon...*drooools* Hehehe:P

+el_pal
May 28th, 2004, 11:11 AM
Well, eeew! You actually think Pokemon are sexy! I'm outta here.

Seoul
May 28th, 2004, 11:12 AM
Finally. An honest realistic female!

.. but Ash hasnt even gone through puberty yet! Ew.. child fetishing.. ><

AJHalliwell
May 28th, 2004, 11:19 AM
::laughs at responces::
I vote, ew with the sicko one.
Is this topic really apropriet? And I think i've seen it on the boards before, but the moderators made them change the name. Either way. Does anyone really think about pokemon that way? Even if ya do, lol, most of them aren't exactly...attractive. (Points to Jynx) Ewww...::sh/quiver::
ROFL, who voted for arcanine? (Dont answer) Okay, I'm not gonna use this word on this site, because there are younger people here.

Seoul
May 28th, 2004, 11:21 AM
OMFG! 'SEXY!' OOH MY VIRGIN EARS![eyes?]
*censors rest*
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Look People..

'SEXXY!' doesnt need to be a referance to something that makes you hot/turns you on/hornifies you/You want to f* it .. It can simply be a funky way to say 'I like that critter'. But I suppose you people are too young in general to really have any experience with it/respect it. [as sex is some utterly repulsive thing yeh know.] q:. Or else no humour. geh. *is repetative*

Porygon
May 28th, 2004, 11:22 AM
*wonders how long this thread will go before it gets closed*

Seoul
May 28th, 2004, 11:27 AM
hm.. I better make this thread as sexy as possible before I can no longer do so!

*inflates with sexxyness*

Chairman Kaga
May 28th, 2004, 11:34 AM
This topic is really sick...sure, it was funny at first, but it's spiraled down into something disgusting. Of course pokemon aren't sexy...they're animals, even the human-esque ones...and I can see where this topic's going. Better to stop it before it starts...somebody please close this -_-

Porygon
May 28th, 2004, 11:36 AM
Gah! There are some days I wish I was a Mod

Seoul
May 28th, 2004, 11:40 AM
.. you fear cybering!

Ha. you people are amusing. ^^

Yeh know. Ive seen threads like this before. And it was pretty fun! The people were actually playing along with the idea and the thread was several pages long. People werent like 'ew, you sicko!' they were like 'Ha...Id chose ivysaur anyday of the week. plus it always smells good.' type thing.

Im just being annoying to you people because you have no sense of humour.
And what has this thread degraded down to? the only posts in here really are of 'eewww, you sicko!'. You cant get much from that.

Chairman Kaga
May 28th, 2004, 11:47 AM
"Eew, you sicko" sums up the topic perfectly, and people are saying it in force. It just makes the overall opinion more resounding.

We all have great senses of humor, by the way, just not twisted.

Seoul
May 28th, 2004, 11:53 AM
you people are just taught that sex is baad. And anyhting with that in it is baad. I dont blame you nor.. But this isnt a beastiality thread.

See look. my beta splendids is sexxy! He likes to swim around and look superior! Hes doing it right now! And really pramps if you put a mirror up to him. ..

maybe if someone other than you peoples posted.. hm.
*shrugs*

Iveechan
May 28th, 2004, 01:34 PM
Thanks for ruining my topic. I really appreciate it. I think Hitmonchan is SEXY but I don't want to have sex with one. Anyway, it was SOPPOSED to be a fun topic. You people really are puritan pricks. And what's sexy about the human characters? They have ugly stretched out eyes and most of them are gross kids. And Ash has a woman's voice. If this topic gets closed, then it really shows how strict and immature this forum is, and that nobody can lighten up (like when I had that "Pornographic pics that will offend everyone!" art topic as fun, and the thread title was editted).

Jirachi
May 29th, 2004, 03:52 AM
I feel silly saying this, but I think Gardevoir is cute.

AngelWolfie
May 29th, 2004, 03:58 AM
As in...oo;; Jirachi! I couldve sworn you were a girl! Lol. X)
Anyway, blaziken sort of has the kind of build I like in a guy...not too muscular. Just perfect

Kairyu
May 29th, 2004, 04:12 AM
*rolling on the floor hurt* XD

Wow, how did I miss this thread, I hope it doesn't get closed or anything.

Umm .. uhh D'oh! Its hard for me to find any pokemon sexy, but I do like Dragonites. Or do I? *everyone looks at him weird* I think they're cute, lol.

..what? ; ;

ratiasu
May 29th, 2004, 04:22 AM
oh boy this topic is...... kinda weird.

i mean is this topic now about "cute" or "sexy" ?
about thinking someone or something cute theres nothing bad, ratiasu is HYPER cute.
but talking about pokemon in a sexy way is........<<PSYCHO ALERT>>......... pokemon AREN`T SEXY. cute ok, but not, NOT sexy. i dont want to hurt someone but in my opinion its, well better leave it like that or i hurt really someone.

AngelWolfie
May 29th, 2004, 04:27 AM
Did anyone notice arcanine was an option ...@_@ Oh my gosh! the dog is sexy! XD lol...j/p

IceKitten
May 29th, 2004, 04:47 AM
The sexy sexy contest! I think it's obvious who I vote for... oops, shoulda had "other" as an option. Well... hrm.

EDIT: ha, someone chose the "sicko" response. You know you lust for Pokemon... admit it... o.o
Ask my Medicham, he thinks gardevoir and Milotic

jokestr2004
May 29th, 2004, 06:22 AM
Thanks for ruining my topic. I really appreciate it. I think Hitmonchan is SEXY but I don't want to have sex with one. Anyway, it was SOPPOSED to be a fun topic. You people really are puritan pricks. And what's sexy about the human characters? They have ugly stretched out eyes and most of them are gross kids. And Ash has a woman's voice. If this topic gets closed, then it really shows how strict and immature this forum is, and that nobody can lighten up (like when I had that "Pornographic pics that will offend everyone!" art topic as fun, and the thread title was editted).

Miss, you were the one that actually made "Pokemon arent sexy at all you sicko!" a choice. Who knows? Maybe if you didnt, people like me that think Pokemon are a weird thing to be attracted to wouldnt even post here.

Seeol, its not that we don't have a sense of humour.... its just not quite as perverted and twisted as your's might be. Sure, I'll say some pretty funny stuff thats sick, that I'd get banned for here, in r/l, so you can't judge someone's sense of humour by what they vote for in a simple poll.

And another thing, if we were taught that sex was bad, we'd all be asexual morons that go around saying "Mention one thing about sex and I'll blow your head off!" We, like Asher, Kaga, Porygon, and some others, just don't really believe in being attracted to 'mythical' little animals like Pokemon. Now... if I was a Pokemon, it would be a completely different story. Now... Misty on the other hand... *drool*

Hope I've clarified some things up... and possibly calmed down the argument. Sorry for ruining a thread.

EDIT: And just so I dont completely tear this topic apart, out of the given choices, I'll pick Gardevoir... although it really doesnt make sense that my brother has a MALE one on his game... should be an only female Pokemon..

pokeguy76
May 29th, 2004, 07:41 AM
That would be:Pokemon aren't sexy you sicko!

jynx
May 29th, 2004, 11:17 AM
Thanks for ruining my topic. I really appreciate it. I think Hitmonchan is SEXY but I don't want to have sex with one. Anyway, it was SOPPOSED to be a fun topic. You people really are puritan pricks. And what's sexy about the human characters? They have ugly stretched out eyes and most of them are gross kids. And Ash has a woman's voice. If this topic gets closed, then it really shows how strict and immature this forum is, and that nobody can lighten up (like when I had that "Pornographic pics that will offend everyone!" art topic as fun, and the thread title was editted).
You said thanks. So shall we riun it more?

COME ON MODS! THIS TOPIC IS NOT APPROPRIATE!!

XDDD

And who was that who post the pic w/ Kirlia's B0mb sticking out? That's sick!

Duke R
May 29th, 2004, 11:47 AM
That's sick!No, I'm not sick! Unfornatelly, pokmon is porn!!! *everyone thinks he has Psychoproblems* And I can prove that!

Prove 1: http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/pictures/sapphire/sappnb392.gif
Prove 2: http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/pictures/sapphire/sappnb437.gif
Prove 3: http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/pictures/sapphire/sappnb437.gif+http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/pictures/sapphire/sappnb392.gif= PORN!!

*Images made by Gamefreak, not by me >_@

jynx
May 29th, 2004, 11:53 AM
OI!!!!!!!
That's awful!

Well, I've seen even worse...
Some1 wrote a Pokemon Bar and Pokesex thingy about Jynx and Mr. Mime. And he said that he opened a shop called "Jolly *y**" which ppl can buy fake *y** b00b$ and B0++0m :P

Scyther5
May 29th, 2004, 03:47 PM
Wow, I really dont know what to put. This is very odd, I wont say any though because I dont wanna cause a disturbance. I would just say no I dont think any pokemon is "sexy" but.. others may differ on opinion though.

jokestr2004
May 29th, 2004, 04:08 PM
Well it seems to me that the people that say Pokemon arent sexy here get bashed for it. But we shouldnt because it is a given choice in the Poll.

Scyther5
May 29th, 2004, 04:14 PM
Well it seems to me that the people that say Pokemon arent sexy here get bashed for it. But we shouldnt because it is a given choice in the Poll.
I really dont mind getting bashed for this though, I mean if they have a different opinion what can I say. I mean who am I to judge whats right or wrong.

jokestr2004
May 29th, 2004, 04:26 PM
Ehhh I guess thats a good point...

Jeikobu
May 29th, 2004, 04:55 PM
Latias can take the shape of a human (so can Latios but I'm a guy)... :P

But in all seriousness, people are for people, and Pokemon for Pokemon, and they shouldn't cross over.

ryan
May 29th, 2004, 05:05 PM
this takes wrong to a whole new level...
if there's any poll about sexiest whatever... it shouldn't be pokemon
it should be human. (and i'm in no way encouraging a poll that's titled "Sexiest 80 pixel high sprite")
get a life...

Growlithe
May 29th, 2004, 05:08 PM
i think ALL pokemon are SEXY!!!! ESPECIALLY MissingNo!!

Duke R
May 29th, 2004, 05:41 PM
Latias can take the shape of a human (so can Latios but I'm a guy)... :P

But in all seriousness, people are for people, and Pokemon for Pokemon, and they shouldn't cross over.Exactly what I was thinking.

Jeremy
May 29th, 2004, 05:57 PM
Ok, let me FIX this! Yall who said this was sick, and brang up porn and all the spam and yadda, ya guys have dirty minds! Look, something can be sexy and it doesn't even have to do with sex! *looks up sexy in a dictionary* "sexy - adj. gernerally attractive or interesting: APEALLING"
*after proving his point* I say Latias is sexy. There. Now can we move this along?

Duke R
May 29th, 2004, 06:02 PM
Ok, let me FIX this! Yall who said this was sick, and brang up porn and all the spam and yadda, ya guys have dirty minds! Look, something can be sexy and it doesn't even have to do with sex! *looks up sexy in a dictionary* "sexy - adj. gernerally attractive or interesting: APEALLING"
*after proving his point* I say Latias is sexy. There. Now can we move this along?Yeah you're right... But I don't have a dictionary... and Kirlia is still sexy...

raveberuk
May 29th, 2004, 06:39 PM
Tagela is SEXY! :cross-eye

So is tentracruel! :confused:

EVERYONE: "Rave is a pervert!"
RAVEBERUK: "Noooooooooooooo!"

Rave :confused:

^^NICK^^ v.3.0
May 29th, 2004, 07:10 PM
Eww, Pokmon are noy for your sexual pleasure!

~Dazed and Disgusted Fool!

Jirachi
May 29th, 2004, 07:11 PM
No, I'm not sick! Unfornatelly, pokmon is porn!!! *everyone thinks he has Psychoproblems* And I can prove that!

Prove 1: http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/pictures/sapphire/sappnb392.gif
Prove 2: http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/pictures/sapphire/sappnb437.gif
Prove 3: http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/pictures/sapphire/sappnb437.gif+http://upc.pkmn.co.uk/pictures/sapphire/sappnb392.gif= PORN!!

*Images made by Gamefreak, not by me >_@
You crack me up.

*reports bad post*

Kayleigh
May 30th, 2004, 10:08 AM
Even if it wasn't intended when this thread was created, there has been a lot of discussion going on here that is not allowed on the boards. Yes, unfortunately for some of you older people, there are younger ones viewing this site, too. We can't just let anything go here. Plus, I've seen some flaming in some of your posts, which breaks another rule. If some of you had handled this a little more maturely, then it could've stayed open. If you don't think that there are any 'attractive' Pokemon, then don't post here. Just vote and leave, unless you can make a post that does not include an insult. Anyways, I'm not taking any sides, I'm just doing my job and enforcing the forum rules. If I leave it open, then more people are just going to keep replying to others' posts that they find insulting, and a flame war will ignite. Sorry. If any of you want to continue on with this discussion, then just PM each other.

*closed*