Maraala
a fiery passion
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- Age 29
- Lavaridge Town
- Seen Apr 9, 2016
I fell asleep on the bus today (no surprise there) on the way home and I had a wonderful dream. I dreamt I was riding my skateboard down a street when I saw a old lady being robbed by three goons. I walked over and said, "Hey guys, did you know that a sharp blow from a skateboard can crush someone's skull and if you swing hard enough, you can decapitate someone? Here, allow me to demonstrate." I swung my skateboard at the first goon, caving in his face. I walked towards the second one and said "Heeeey buddy." before his head flew off into the road. The third goon , eyes filled with terror, fled with the lady's purse. I took my skateboard and chucked it against the sidewalk, so that it rolled at a very high speed towards him. It went under his feet, made him trip and he fell backwards onto the pavement, knocking him out. I bent over him and said "Would you kindly (lol Bioshock) give back that lady's purse?" I took the purse and gladly handed it back to the old lady.