A big old pudgy panda bear walked into McDonald's one day.
Ordered a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, and ate it all right away.
He paid his bill at the counter, then with a great big grin
He pulled out a big water pistol and shot the cashier in the chin.
He sauntered out to the sidewalk; the cashier followed him there.
Drying his face he said, "Why'd you do that? It wasn't really fair."
"In the encyclopedia, friend, the answer can be found."
The panda said, and then he left, saying, "Well, I'll see ya around."
The cashier looked it up that night. What he saw he couldn't believe.
The encyclopedia said, "Panda -- eats shoots and leaves."
- Donna Word Chappell -
Ordered a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, and ate it all right away.
He paid his bill at the counter, then with a great big grin
He pulled out a big water pistol and shot the cashier in the chin.
He sauntered out to the sidewalk; the cashier followed him there.
Drying his face he said, "Why'd you do that? It wasn't really fair."
"In the encyclopedia, friend, the answer can be found."
The panda said, and then he left, saying, "Well, I'll see ya around."
The cashier looked it up that night. What he saw he couldn't believe.
The encyclopedia said, "Panda -- eats shoots and leaves."
- Donna Word Chappell -
Lonely..
Posted March 21st, 2013 at 05:32 PM by synerjee
My family just left for Taiwan early this morning for a holiday and they didn't include me as I was supposed to be in Australia this time of year, but due to change of plans, I'm back home instead. I woke up today feeling sooo lonely. :'c The house was so empty.. I'm not used to not seeing my family members around and not hearing any of their voices in the morning. I miss them so much.. It's different from last year when I was living alone in Australia. This time, it's at my own home..the feeling is completely different.. I can't wait for the day when they finally return home with some souvenirs for me!
I'm living in my neighbour's house for the time being so as to have some human company when I'm not having classes. There's also Rusky, my neighbour's dog whom I can play with. I love dogs! :3 At least this will lessen my feelings of loneliness a little.
Oh, and also not forgetting I also have my friends on PC! Thank God for all of you. <3
I'm living in my neighbour's house for the time being so as to have some human company when I'm not having classes. There's also Rusky, my neighbour's dog whom I can play with. I love dogs! :3 At least this will lessen my feelings of loneliness a little.
Oh, and also not forgetting I also have my friends on PC! Thank God for all of you. <3
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This is the feeling that I'm going through almost everyday in my life, having no-one to talk to outside the internet. Now you have some semblance of what it's like to be where I'm at.Posted March 21st, 2013 at 06:26 PM by Blade_of_darkness 
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I know how that feels but cheer up! They should be home soon enough so enjoy the alone time and do some stuff that you love to do without any disturbances! Movie marathons, or turning the music up super loud and dancing, and all that! :3 No need to be down!Posted March 21st, 2013 at 06:28 PM by Kura
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You have to stay in your neighbor's house 24/7 or you can go to your place too? :C
Good thing they have dogs, dogs are really fun and nice to be with! :D
And yep, you got your PC friends. We'll always be here :DPosted March 21st, 2013 at 06:46 PM by LilJz1234 
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I feel the same just about everyday ;; My family and friends are a little over 7000 Miles away >>
Anyways, it's not that bad when you have friends online and specifically on PC. I mean we must embrace technology and accept it as a means of communication! God that sounded so cheesyPosted March 22nd, 2013 at 03:26 AM by PEDRO12
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Good for you, at least you're at your neighbour's house. Like you, my parents have gone overseas, but unlike you, I am all alone at home.
They will be back tomorrow though.Posted March 23rd, 2013 at 02:38 PM by SNOR(es)LAX
