Alter Ego
that evil mod from hell
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- Age 36
- Touhou land, grazing danmaku all the way
- Seen Aug 8, 2010
[FONT="]At long last, the thrilling conclusion, both to Luke Hobo's reasoning and the trial itself.
Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
THAT-[FONT="]
[/FONT]
there is no EVIDENCE[FONT="]
[/FONT]
no EVIDENCE that I have ever poisoned anyone[FONT="]
[/FONT]
no matter how great the coincidence
without concrete proof to back it up
it is not sufficient for a verdict
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]*sigh*[/FONT]
[FONT="]He's right... I...[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Indeed
*shakes head sternly*
I admit this is highly suspicious
[FONT="]Big Boobed Dead Mentor Ghost says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Luke... look at the evidence further[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
*wide-eyed*
wh-what was that?!
[FONT="]Big Boobed Dead Mentor Ghost says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]You're missing something[/FONT]
[FONT="]Big Boobed Dead Mentor Ghost says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]LOOK DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPER[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Well, Mr. Hobo?
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Hmmm...[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Do you have any evidence to present?
Remember, this is an EXTREMELY SERIOUS ALLEGATION
[FONT="]
Hobo Luke says:[/FONT] [FONT="]Wait, what's that around your neck Mr. Ego[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
my...neck?
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Can you please hold up that necklace[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
...
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]What pendant is on the end of it[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*holds up shiny blingbling*
That...
...it is simply a memento, nothing more
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Is that a... liquid in the middle of it[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="]*pulls out of evidence a vial of the poison - IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT IN THE NECKLACE*[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*grit teeth and sweating*
That-
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]I would like to have the substance in that necklace tested to see if it's the poison at the center of this murder[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*major recoil*
NO!
*shakes head and smirks*
you misunderstand, Mr. Hobo
recall, if you will, that I called this a 'memento'
specifically, it is a memento of the GLITTER STAIN TRIAL[FONT="]
[/FONT]
a reminder
[FONT="]Another Face says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]You... can test the liquid in mine[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*flinch*[FONT="]
[/FONT]
Brother[FONT="]
[/FONT]
what
what are you saying?
[FONT="]Another Face says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter bought us matching necklaces several years ago[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="]He told me... if I was ever in absolute trouble... to drink the contents of my necklace[/FONT]
[FONT="]I always wondered what he meant...[/FONT]
[FONT="]But I think it's the same poison[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="]Used in the murder of the victim[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*triple flinch and dramatic flash effects*
[FONT="]Another Face says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Brother, end this please[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
NO!
[FONT="]Another Face says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Not only did you murder our mother[/FONT]
[FONT="]But you caused the death of our father[/FONT]
[FONT="]Who in sorrow hung himself[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*silence*
...so this is how it's going to be, is it?[FONT="]
[/FONT]
All this time, I have looked after you in our parents' absence
and this is how you repay me
and Mr.Hobo
I mentored you[FONT="]
[/FONT]
I MADE you what you are
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]As you've said before[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
and now, in thanks, you would RUIN me with baseless accusations?
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Justice prevails over all[/FONT]
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]No matter who must be punished[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*ultimate flinch of DOOM*
*dramatic flash of light*
*tumbles down*
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Judge, I would like to request of the court[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Hold
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]That my defendant be found guilty[/FONT]
[FONT="]not guilty*[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
prosecutor Ego
Prosecutor Ego, are you alright?
Bailif![FONT="]
[/FONT]
Get a medic here immediately![FONT="]
[/FONT]
Prosecutor Ego has blacked out![FONT="]
[/FONT]
((cue death by poisoning))
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]He... he killed himself[/FONT]
[FONT="]I can't believe it[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="]We didn't even notice him drink the contents of his necklace[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
((court room, one week later))
Well, this has certainly been an eventful trial
not only did our victim die of poisoning
so did the PROSECUTION
I thank you for your quick volunteer work, Mr.Standards
[FONT="]W.H. Standards says:[/FONT]
Please, think nothing of it your honor
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Now, as for the case
the defense argued that prosecutor Ego may indeed have been the true culprit[FONT="]
[/FONT]
though given his death by poisoning and the lack of concrete evidence, we can not tell for sure
HOWEVER
the defense also proved another point[FONT="]
[/FONT]
that the victim was indeed killed BY HIS PIPE[FONT="]
[/FONT]
As there is no evidence to suggest that the defendant had tampered with this object, nor that she would have had motive to do so, I hereby declare the defendant, by unaninmous decision
NOT GUILTY
((/FIN))
[FONT="]This MSN-based drama was brought to you by myself, Luke, boredom, and free time. Any resemblance to forumites or Ace Attorney is purely coincidental.
[/FONT]
Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
THAT-[FONT="]
[/FONT]
there is no EVIDENCE[FONT="]
[/FONT]
no EVIDENCE that I have ever poisoned anyone[FONT="]
[/FONT]
no matter how great the coincidence
without concrete proof to back it up
it is not sufficient for a verdict
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]*sigh*[/FONT]
[FONT="]He's right... I...[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Indeed
*shakes head sternly*
I admit this is highly suspicious
[FONT="]Big Boobed Dead Mentor Ghost says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Luke... look at the evidence further[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
*wide-eyed*
wh-what was that?!
[FONT="]Big Boobed Dead Mentor Ghost says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]You're missing something[/FONT]
[FONT="]Big Boobed Dead Mentor Ghost says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]LOOK DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPER[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Well, Mr. Hobo?
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Hmmm...[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Do you have any evidence to present?
Remember, this is an EXTREMELY SERIOUS ALLEGATION
[FONT="]
Hobo Luke says:[/FONT] [FONT="]Wait, what's that around your neck Mr. Ego[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
my...neck?
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Can you please hold up that necklace[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
...
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]What pendant is on the end of it[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*holds up shiny blingbling*
That...
...it is simply a memento, nothing more
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Is that a... liquid in the middle of it[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="]*pulls out of evidence a vial of the poison - IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT IN THE NECKLACE*[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*grit teeth and sweating*
That-
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]I would like to have the substance in that necklace tested to see if it's the poison at the center of this murder[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*major recoil*
NO!
*shakes head and smirks*
you misunderstand, Mr. Hobo
recall, if you will, that I called this a 'memento'
specifically, it is a memento of the GLITTER STAIN TRIAL[FONT="]
[/FONT]
a reminder
[FONT="]Another Face says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]You... can test the liquid in mine[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*flinch*[FONT="]
[/FONT]
Brother[FONT="]
[/FONT]
what
what are you saying?
[FONT="]Another Face says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter bought us matching necklaces several years ago[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="]He told me... if I was ever in absolute trouble... to drink the contents of my necklace[/FONT]
[FONT="]I always wondered what he meant...[/FONT]
[FONT="]But I think it's the same poison[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="]Used in the murder of the victim[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*triple flinch and dramatic flash effects*
[FONT="]Another Face says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Brother, end this please[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
NO!
[FONT="]Another Face says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Not only did you murder our mother[/FONT]
[FONT="]But you caused the death of our father[/FONT]
[FONT="]Who in sorrow hung himself[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*silence*
...so this is how it's going to be, is it?[FONT="]
[/FONT]
All this time, I have looked after you in our parents' absence
and this is how you repay me
and Mr.Hobo
I mentored you[FONT="]
[/FONT]
I MADE you what you are
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]As you've said before[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
and now, in thanks, you would RUIN me with baseless accusations?
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Justice prevails over all[/FONT]
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]No matter who must be punished[/FONT]
[FONT="]Alter Ego says:[/FONT]
*ultimate flinch of DOOM*
*dramatic flash of light*
*tumbles down*
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Judge, I would like to request of the court[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Hold
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]That my defendant be found guilty[/FONT]
[FONT="]not guilty*[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
prosecutor Ego
Prosecutor Ego, are you alright?
Bailif![FONT="]
[/FONT]
Get a medic here immediately![FONT="]
[/FONT]
Prosecutor Ego has blacked out![FONT="]
[/FONT]
((cue death by poisoning))
[FONT="]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT]
[FONT="]He... he killed himself[/FONT]
[FONT="]I can't believe it[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT]
[FONT="]We didn't even notice him drink the contents of his necklace[/FONT]
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
((court room, one week later))
Well, this has certainly been an eventful trial
not only did our victim die of poisoning
so did the PROSECUTION
I thank you for your quick volunteer work, Mr.Standards
[FONT="]W.H. Standards says:[/FONT]
Please, think nothing of it your honor
[FONT="]Clueless Judge Guy says:[/FONT]
Now, as for the case
the defense argued that prosecutor Ego may indeed have been the true culprit[FONT="]
[/FONT]
though given his death by poisoning and the lack of concrete evidence, we can not tell for sure
HOWEVER
the defense also proved another point[FONT="]
[/FONT]
that the victim was indeed killed BY HIS PIPE[FONT="]
[/FONT]
As there is no evidence to suggest that the defendant had tampered with this object, nor that she would have had motive to do so, I hereby declare the defendant, by unaninmous decision
NOT GUILTY
((/FIN))
[FONT="]This MSN-based drama was brought to you by myself, Luke, boredom, and free time. Any resemblance to forumites or Ace Attorney is purely coincidental.
[/FONT]