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Don't listen to me.

Azonic

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  • Here's a thought!

    If someone tells you not to listen to them, what do you do? I mean, if you don't listen to them, you'd be listening to them by not listening. But if you do listen, then you won't be listening to them. I mean, I'm totally confused.

    If you don't understand, let me evaluate...

    Someone tells you to not listen to them. So if you don't listen to them, you'd be listening to them by not listening because they told you not to listen. So you'd be listening to them even though you aren't listening. So that's out of the question. If you do listen to them, you wouldn't be listening to them at all because you're listening to them about not listening. That's out of the question too.

    So in my opinion, the only logical action to perform is to sit like a really weird dude in a chair and not say anything (stare at the person with a blank expression too). Oh and make sure they can't tell if you're listening or not, because it ruins the whole thing. Because by doing this, you wouldn't be listening to them.

    Or else if someone wants to tell me what I should do... DD:<
     

    Percy Thrillington

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    In those situations, I tell whoever it is to shut up so it'd be impossible for me to listen to him or her anyway.
     

    Azonic

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  • I can't tell my teacher to shut up.

    Well actually I can but then she'll take out a ruler and spank my bottom with it.
     

    Jorah

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    o.O Why would a teacher be telling you not to listen anyway?

    If you don't listen to them when they say "don't listen" then you're not listening, you just happen to be doing it at the time
     
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