Tonight We Gonna Take Over The World

lyrics from The Pussycat Dolls - Take over the world

...apparently

anyway, I haven't blogged in a while, so I just felt like posting this. Its my plan to take over the world, which I created while chatting on Omegle.

step one: destroy your spirits by making you lose the game (which, by the way, you just did)


step two: use your weakened mental defences to brainwash you and turn you into a mindslave


step three: repeat until I have an army


step four: dance a jig of triumph


step five: raid the nearest gun shop, losing many of my followers lives in the process


step six: shoot anything and everything that moves. except for plumbers.



step seven: make babies with everyone...whether they like it or no


step eight: use the new babies as the next generation of mind slaves


step nine: use vast army to destroy the houses of parliament, losing many of my followers lives in the process


step ten: dance a jig of victory


step eleven:



step twelve: use a candle to reveal the invisible ink that hides step eleven


step thirteen: carry out step eleven


step fourteen: use nuclear weapons somehow obtained during step eleven to threaten Obama and make various demands for cash.


step fifteen: laugh as the free world bombs the hell out of various middle eastern countries


step sixteen: use the disillousioned survivors to add to my vast army


step seventeen: use the superior british navy to capture america


step eighteen: I now rule the world...or at least the bits that matter.

The world is in my pants.

Your welcome to take it over.

Wow. You like totally are going to succeed. Just a question though. If you have males in there how are we going to make babies? I mean will we be tied up and have to do stuff for hours without end impregnating all of human kinds women?

males can get pregnant too D:

just search Mpreg on Fanfiction.net they NEVER lie 8D

Um....I am disturbed. What IS step 11?

Wow...STRIHGH, you are either of two things. Either completely insane or totally brilliant. Though I wish you luck beating me in a game. Especially a children's card game...