droomph
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I know you guys hate religious stuff, but bear with me I figured out a great way to get them to never come back.
The reason they come to your house and generally be an annoyance to everyone in the neighborhood is because they think that only 144,000 people will make it past the rapture and they need to be first in good deeds.
So first, point out that the 144,000 people are the leaders of the rest of us, and that they'll all be remotely Jewish (not too sure that's accurate though.)
Then secondly, point out that works alone are not enough, but that only by grace are we saved.
Furthermore, point out that Jesus is the only savior, and that he won't be reborn.
Lastly, look up all the Jehovah's witness people's houses in your area, and let them have a taste of thei own poison.
The reason they come to your house and generally be an annoyance to everyone in the neighborhood is because they think that only 144,000 people will make it past the rapture and they need to be first in good deeds.
So first, point out that the 144,000 people are the leaders of the rest of us, and that they'll all be remotely Jewish (not too sure that's accurate though.)
Then secondly, point out that works alone are not enough, but that only by grace are we saved.
Furthermore, point out that Jesus is the only savior, and that he won't be reborn.
Lastly, look up all the Jehovah's witness people's houses in your area, and let them have a taste of thei own poison.