before I begin: all you cyndaquil lovers are noobs, real men use chikorita.
VS
Sweaty and exhausted after a long and harsh journey to Mr. Pokemon (I did manage to get Oak's number though, such a player ;D), Ryan is encountered by a red-haired dirt bag. Our eyes make contact and before we realize it, our pokemon are in a heated battle of leers, tackles, and mindless critical impacts.
Chikorita starts off the clash with a nasty tackle,
but Cyndaquil attacks back with a critical hit!
Once again, I tackle with force,
but Chiko is crit yet again! (real men can stand crits too)
Then Cyndaquil uses leer as I crit him with a ferocious tackle.
The battle rages on, we both are bleeding red (low HP bar says hi), and red-haired dirt bag taunts me a little bit.
THE GAME-CHANGING TURN.
For the entire battle, Chikorita was faster and winning, but for this ONE turn, Cyndaquil is faster and wins with a lame tackle. :/
CYNDAQUIL IS A CHEAP SON OF A BISCUIT.
ALL OF YOU THAT PICKED IT ARE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE.
I'LL BE BACK.
Sweaty and exhausted after a long and harsh journey to Mr. Pokemon (I did manage to get Oak's number though, such a player ;D), Ryan is encountered by a red-haired dirt bag. Our eyes make contact and before we realize it, our pokemon are in a heated battle of leers, tackles, and mindless critical impacts.
Chikorita starts off the clash with a nasty tackle,
but Cyndaquil attacks back with a critical hit!
Once again, I tackle with force,
but Chiko is crit yet again! (real men can stand crits too)
Then Cyndaquil uses leer as I crit him with a ferocious tackle.
The battle rages on, we both are bleeding red (low HP bar says hi), and red-haired dirt bag taunts me a little bit.
THE GAME-CHANGING TURN.
For the entire battle, Chikorita was faster and winning, but for this ONE turn, Cyndaquil is faster and wins with a lame tackle. :/
CYNDAQUIL IS A CHEAP SON OF A BISCUIT.
ALL OF YOU THAT PICKED IT ARE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE.
I'LL BE BACK.