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Small PC blog fan fic....

Angela

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  • The year is 500.. The location is a villages in PC near the sea...


    Houses were burning.. Serebii members rode on horses with torches and Swords... And all over lay body's off PC members.... The Serebii's had invaded the Other Voting Villages...


    But as a grown man ran away, he saw their beloved leader Signomi being executed... He ran.. Towards the sea...
    Suddenly he felt a burning pain in his left shoulder... He had been hit by a spear... He ran as fast as he could and dived off a cliff into the water....
    As he swam away the leader off the Serebii army watch him swim away and asked...

    "What is in that direction?"
    "It's the Villages of Creativity" His lieutenant answered
    "I have heard of that, care to inform me more of that part of PC"
    "Well, the Men, they shave their legs and leave a little mustache.." the Lieutenant answered
    "And the women?" The captain asked..
    "The, women, they fight like the men" the Lieutenant answered...

    "Fighting women, now that I must see" Captain said... "Now prepare the ships"

    ........


    As we fade away from the villages of other polls and into the land of creativity we zoom into the town of G&P....


    But the captain did not reckon on fighting the tripe of the G&P.. A tripe famous for their digging and their Celtic bit* slap, the town has a royal family, Eldest is the queen of the Town, Lighting, and she has 3 daughters, Loki the oldest daughter, Beautiful fierce, but Childless, Color Me Evil the middle child and me Angela...


    As we zoom in a voice of tells us....

    Hello I'm Angela, I'm the towns Bee herder, I have invented a special languages with the bee's...

    Angela shown collecting honey and the bees are still attacking her....

    It was a normal day in the town of G&P, it was the day of the husband trials, and all the men were looking gorgeous...

    Loki a girl with a long red hair sits in a chair and watched the men in a row, introduce them self one at a time..

    "See anyone you fancy" Said a voice behind her... It was Angela...
    "Mmmm" Loki replied.
    "It's a good turn up this year, I heard gummy waxed for the husband trials" Angela said
    "Angela what did I tell you about talking to me in public!" Loki said.
    "Oh sorry" Angela replied and watched Percentages step up.. And say.. "A long white river flows from my might ogran both day and night.." Then he raised his sword and showed his sword skills.. As he struck his sword a fart was made each time....


    Suddenly Cherii came running.. "Loki" She screamed "A big handsome man covered with hair has arrived at the town and he says he's from the land of Voting....


    At the city square Angela and Loki walk through the crowd..

    "Out of the way princess Loki coming" Angela says as the people make way for Loki...

    Loki goes through the crowd...

    "Morning, morning hello all" She stops
    "Hello mrs thingy basket woman. How is the disease"

    As they keep on walking a couple of villagers slap Angela with a basket or a fish....

    "It's a Voting Poller.. How Voty" Angela said
    "Don't talk to me in front of people"

    As Gummy walked to him.. "Our land goes from far west to far east" Gummy looks into one direction then another "from there to over there"
    The man goes and says something to Lighting who was a bid hard of hearing.."Oh my she said, I don't understand what he's saying"...
    "That's because he's speaking the languages of the Voting my queen" Loki replied....
    "Eldest daughter" Lightning said
    "Yes my queen?" Loki replied..
    "Stop kissing my ass" Lightning said... "Fetch the one that speaks the languages of the voting"


    Purple comes to the square.... "Bonjour".... Everyone gasps in amazement... "monsieur"
    "Parlez-vous français" The man said.... "Les Serebii sont à venir"

    Everyone looks at Purple.. "He says he comes from the Land of Giant cake"...

    "That's not what he's saying" Angela says.. "He said the Serebi are coming"...

    Loki grabs him and says.. "Serebii's are coming? Where?"

    "Ils envahissent un endroit appelé Wifi" He said "Le Wifi"

    "The Serebii's are attacking Wifi" Loki yelled.. A moment of silent and thunder....

    Everyone Cheers "Yay"


    "We hate Wifi" Loki said...


    Loki tells Angela she can have the voting man...

    At Angela's house...

    "I'm Angela who are you"
    "Mewthree w/armor" he answered
    "What a big name" Angela said.. "That looks bad" She says and looks at his wound "Let's slap some honey on it".. Angela says as she slaps a spoon full of honey on the wound....

    Mewthree says "You, me, jiggy jiggy" and does something with his hands...
    "Yes, I'll be that one" Angela says and points at one of the hands...
    As he takes Angela in his arms he says.. "Where are your tit's"

    A alarm sound is made... Angela runs out and meets Loki.. Loki asks "Did you get it on?"
    "No, we got it started but he found my breasts boring and nodded off..."
    "Help me!" Loki yells as she puts on her armer...

    Purple Stands and yells "To the hill fronts to the hill fronts!"

    Loki pulls at him and says..."We don't have hill fronts"


    Purple screams "Do not go to the hill fronts.. To the east"

    "To the Sea" Lightning screams... As Gummy her assistant tries to correct her she wont listen and the army goes in the wrong way.. With the exception of Loki and 3 other men....



    Loki got take by the Serebii's


    The Captain stands and sees Loki being tied up... "Messages from Serebii" the Lieutenant said.. They could not find a safe harbor to land their ships in...."


    In the town hall.. Sounds of agony are heard...

    Lightning screams "Will you all just shut up"...

    "Fetch the one who talks with the gods she says"

    Anastasia-R enters with a sheep....

    "We need to know where Loki is" Lightning says...


    Ana guts open the sheep and says and fiddles with it's gore...
    "They have taken Loki, and left her shield" in a dramatic voice...

    "We already knew that" Lightning yells...

    "Tell us something new" Cherri screams.. Yeah the whole crowd yells...

    "They have taken her back to their country" Ana said...

    Lightning looks at her and the guts in her hands... "Where does it say that"

    "Right here" Ana points...

    "Somebody must rescue Loki or the idiot one shall be the queen" Lightning yelled....

    Everyone screams.. I'll do it....

    But Angela sticks out..

    "The idiot one has been the loudest, she will go"...


    All the villagers say good bye to Angel who walks out of the villages with a spear and a goose...


    Angela sits on a rock after walking for a while... Crying... "It's hopeless" ...

    "Yeah it sure is" A tall women appears out of thin air and Angela screams....

    "Who are you ?".... Angela asked

    "I am Ausy the goddess of victory"

    "YEEESSSS" Angela screams....

    "Your mission of saving your sister... Hopeless..." Ausy said

    "But you have another sister, colour me evil".....



    To be continued........
     

    Barney.

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    Why am I french? XD.

    It was actually pretty well written though, nice job.
     

    Angela

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  • Thanks.. Your not French.. Your the towns interpretor.. You speak the languages of the "Voting poll" Villages.. :D Aka French... :)
     

    Bay

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  • Um...hi! D:

    I somehow stumble upon this and I have to say, this is a funny story you have there and I laughed at a few scenes. At Serebii there has been stories of Serebii drama before, but haven't seen a story featuring members at PC yet, and I think yours is the first. D: You should probably post this in the fanfic section. :P

    Despite me liking it a lot, because I'm a fanfic reader and reviewer, there are a few things I want to mention like grammar, spelling, and a couple jokes. However, I assume you're just writing this for fun, so if you don't to hear any criticism, then I'll just stop here. :x
     

    Angela

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  • Bay;bt21332 said:
    Um...hi! D:

    I somehow stumble upon this and I have to say, this is a funny story you have there and I laughed at a few scenes. At Serebii there has been stories of Serebii drama before, but haven't seen a story featuring members at PC yet, and I think yours is the first. D: You should probably post this in the fanfic section. :P

    Despite me liking it a lot, because I'm a fanfic reader and reviewer, there are a few things I want to mention like grammar, spelling, and a couple jokes. However, I assume you're just writing this for fun, so if you don't to hear any criticism, then I'll just stop here. :x

    Thank you.. Probably will do sometime.. :D


    Then I'll ask someone to go trough it for me first.. :)
     

    Angela

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  • Lol.. It really does... *Hands Cherri an Oscar*


    We know.. We know... You only fart in moderation, or in big social gatherings...
     

    Angela

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  • That's good I guess... Seeing you'll appear in the next chapter and journey with me to the land of Serebii.. :D
     
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