Well

So I wanted to sit around in the backyard today, and I was wiping a leaf off of my chair.
WAS NOT A LEAF

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Did you think I was f***ing kidding.

...If it wasn't a leaf... then what the hell is it??

I have no idea man, see above.

Looks like a moth of some sort. Dat camouflage.

No this is a mutated beast.

You're just mad you almost sat on a bug. =P

Vertigo;bt91912 said:

You're just mad you almost sat on a bug. =P

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BUG
It's half the size of my hand. It's a mf-ing mammal is what it is.

I thought it was a leaf...

It's a new Pokemon

JNathan;bt91915 said:

I thought it was a leaf...

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Exactly.

TwilightBlade;bt91916 said:

It's a new Pokemon

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Ninjask. Actually come to think of it, that is pretty much a Ninjask.

UPDATE: I just went back outside and tHIS THING SI FOLOWING ME SOMEoNe HALP IM RUNNING AND UPdatING FOR MMY PHONE

Oh, man up you wimp. <3

UPDATE: Ok I think I'm in Oklahoma now. I'm in the woods, and I can only assume that the predator is still in pursuit.

On a side note, I picked my first lock today! Helped a girl over at college get into her locked car after she forgot her keys in it. I ACTUALLY PICKED THE LOCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW ACCOMPLISHED I FEEL RIGHT NOW I AM ESSENTIALLY AGENT 47

I would have **** myself if I realized that it was a bug. Man that thing is HUGE D;

jellicentfan1;bt91923 said:

I would have **** myself if I realized that it was a bug. Man that thing is HUGE D;

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SSHHH
Don't tell anyone you promised that incident was our little secret.

PEDRO12;bt91922 said:

On a side note, I picked my first lock today! Helped a girl over at college get into her locked car after she forgot her keys in it. I ACTUALLY PICKED THE LOCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW ACHIEVED I FEEL RIGHT NOW I AM ESSENTIALLY AGENT 47

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And yet you're running from a bug. Some hitman, pffffffft.

Vertigo;bt91943 said:

And yet you're running from a bug. Some hitman, pffffffft.

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Hitman-ing people is easy because they're big and fragile. Hitman-ing bugs is difficult because they're small and can kill you without you even noticing which is supposed to be MY skill.