Fourth of July!

Because you stalkers guys want to know what I've been doing for the past few days. :<

Basically, my mother does not trust my older brother because he's "irresponsible." Finally, my mom agreed to let THE TWINS (fyi, I have a twin brother and I shall address us as "the twins" in this post cuz I dunno; I like to confuse people by switching between 1st/3rd person :<) stay over at my bro's house for the holiday.

My brother lives with his pregnant girlfriend near the beach. They have one cool house. She has two girls (ages 7 and 9) from her ex husband but they were out of town celebrating with relatives. Just when the happy couple thinks they've dumped off the kids, the twins want to come over. :x

MY FIRST SLEEPOVER. HOW OLD AM I??

Friday
The twins were dropped off around 7 PM with nothing but the clothes on their backs. The twins had no extra clothes, pajamas, toothbrushes, pillows, video games, and whatever else necessary for a friggin sleep over. Why? Probably because their parents were thinking about picking them up before midnight, lol, but that never happened.

My mother had to interrupt our sibling bonding time (we big kids played video games until 4 AM because that's what siblings do!) by calling us every hour until late at night. Obviously, she was drunk as a dog. Proof? She said she loved me, lol. Anyways, we usually messed around with her on the phone by making fake fart noises, which I think is funny. Shut up.

I got wasted away on the couch around 3 AM. ;;

Saturday
The twins woke up around noon because they're bums. For breakfast, everyone had bacon, sausage, and scrambled eggs. The twins had no clean clothes for today and they were too lazy to take showers. Lazy them! Ew.

Well, his girlfriend hooked me up with some of her old clothes (might as well, as she can't wear size 3 shorts when she's pregnant anyways :x). This was awkward because she's crazy thin but we can wear the same sized clothes.. Not to mention that I'm about 4 inches taller than her. I called one of her shirts skanky. I doubt she likes me, but she's sweet. I still have her clothes, shh. She'll get them back in a month. :c

Anyways, we got ice cream (chocolate chip flavor~) and then went to the beach. I love the beach. Walking in the water. Running in the sand. Checking out the hot boys and girls. Watching drunk people spin around 5 times and try to hit a ball only to fall over. The beach is my favorite form of entertainment. :'D

We all rode the trolley (my parents were with us then) to the beach to see the fireworks. The fireworks were beautiful but there was a lot of smoke in the air.. In addition, the fireworks were too far away. Personally, I love being up close and feel the BOOM BOOM and feel my heart pound.

After the fireworks display, we walked through the shopping strip and ate pizza. On the way back to the cars, no one except my dad wanted to wait for the trolley. So, we walked for about 30 minutes and God knows how many blocks.. And the trolley still beat us. My dad is the wise one in this bunch, obviously. Well, we said our goodbyes and we went home. ;;

Idk, happy Independence Day though. I'm not late. America pwns every day. >_<

RANDOM

Is this layout difficult to read or is it just me? I hated typing this out. Yellow, ew. It's making me hungry though. Pizza.. Self inflicting pain..

My brother's laptop has a webcam, ekeke. I was surfing PC for 5 minutes on his laptop. God forbid if he finds me here. ;o;

My mom says that I'm emo. Halp. I don't understand old people!

I'm bored. :/

BABBLE SERVED FRESH FOR YOU.

I read up to "lives with his pregnant girlfriend" and stopped. God knows what you did.

James is supposed to teach me about the birds and the bees, so you don't have to worry. ^__^

Obviously, she was drunk as a dog. Proof? She said she loved me

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I lol'ed. Good entry

Speaking of pizza...

Keke ^___^

You sick fiend. >[