Aaaand

Tada (JPG goodness, aye?)

Didn't think I'd turn this into a theme at the end, meh. I actually like how both came out.

"I actually like how both came out."

MOAR LIAK "THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS PICTURE WAS TOO BIG FOR MY HOUSE TO HANDLE THEREFORE IT GENERATED A HUGE EXPLOSION OF AWESOMENESS AND I HAD TO RELOCATE."

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BIG BANG, ONLY TOLD BY A CHICKEN.

FUN FACT: CHICKENS WROTE THE MAIN PROPHECY ABOUT THE CREATION OF THIS WORLD.

...it's no wonder people speculate about whether the chicken or the egg came first.

THE FACT THAT THE EGG CAME FIRST IS A FRUIT OF HUMAN IMAGINATION.

CHICKENS WERE FIRST CREATED THROUGH RAYS OF "AWESOME", A COMBINATION OF DIESEL FUEL AND ORANGE JUICE.

We had to resort to eggs after because oranges suck.

I don't think I want to drink Orange Juice again after reading that.

Successful mind-disturbing fact is successful.

And stop double...posting...commenting...whatever! XD

I'm sorry, speak louder plz

...kay, nevermind.

The number you were trying to reach is currently unavailable. Please wait a moment while we try to get the damn chicken out of the garden to the phone.

Tooodelorulidooooo~

I wouldn't mind having you for lunch.

"I wouldn't mind having you for lunch."

Bow-chika-bow-wow.

...*cough* Are those supposed to be tazers you're holding?

Guns actually, but tasers work too. :0

Well, they don't exactly look like normal guns...>_>

I bet tasers hurt more than regular guns.

Depends on where you aim it.

Awesome theme! ^^